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Would you consider a smartring?


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Would you consider a smartring?
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Depends on use.
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What utility would they provide?
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>>51275951
> would you buy something even fucking gaudier and more useless than a smartwatch

I better buy 12, I don't want /g/ to think I'm poor
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>>51275960
so little that owning more than one would be entirely redundant.
Think of what a smartwatch does now, except it only has sensors.
And then you realize that you have any shitty old ``smart" exercise band.
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>>51275966
A watch is way more gaudy than a ring. A tech ring could be a solid dark two tone thing with led screen wrapped around that nobody would know unless you turned it on.
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>>51276000
Sounds pretty useless to me.
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>>51276009
Yeah but I got trips so my post outranks yours.
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>>51275951
>vibrates when phone has a message
>small counter with number of notifications
>maybe also the time
>lasts forever on a single charge
>inconspicuous

Sure I'd buy something like this. Would beat digging around for your phone every 30 seconds to see if you've gotten that email you're expecting.
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>>51276000
>A watch is way more gaudy than a ring.

It really isn't. A watch is a common utility that almost every grown man wears. The only ring any heterosexual male will ever wear is a wedding ring.
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>yet another tracking device
I'm rather displeased that I own a phone - smart or otherwise. What other means could a "smart ring" serve other than to collect more data on me and transmit it to who knows where?
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>>51275957
Tethers with your other devices and acts as remote for various functions when you rub it in certain ways.
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>>51276000
1. how the hell would that work?
2. what could you possibly use it for?
the most it could do is tell you the time in a really inconvinient manner.
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>>51276032
I feel married to technology as it is. Might as well put a ring on it.
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Does it come with a hobbit that will run errands for me?
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>>51276000
> it can have a power indicator that lets you know when to recharge your smart ring
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>>51276068
Right point finger I'd always have the time while typing or writing, along with a small number to indicate email, text etc, probably more text-to-speech oriented, plus i could watch movies on it while jogging.
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>>51276032
>A watch is a common utility that almost every grown man wears
Are we in 1940?
I hardly ever see people wearing watches any more. Most of the watch-wearers I see are 45+ so they probably only do it because they've been doing it for so long.
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>>51276032
Do you have a wallet and a comb in your back pocket too grandpa?
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>cheating on wife
>she gets an alert on her phone
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>>51276084
To be honest, half of the interaction I have with my smartphone is recharging it once it starts complaining. They might as well shrink down the form factor and remove all the functions I never use.
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>>51275951
is it +int or +wis?
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>>51276124
You could already set that up with geolocations on Windows phone. I guess the other providers offer the same?
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>>51276053
That sounds like it would look retarded as fuck.
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>>51276097
I guess it probably depends on the sector. If you work at a job where you can take out your phone and look at it whenever you want you probably don't wear a watch, but in the fields I've worked in almost everyone wears one.

>>51276121
Are you saying you don't use a wallet? Where do you keep your money, id, credit cards, etc?
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>>51276149
My purse.
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can it do this? hd link here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbN7hXqPEWg
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>>51276149
>money
who uses cash anymore?
>id
in the same card holder as my credit card
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>>51275966
>Only buying 12
You have 8 fingers and 10 toes anon.
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>>51276490
>more cashless transactions
>doesn't understand what that means
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>>51277071
>privacy
>in a topic about smart memes
Stallman please
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>>51275951
>One Ring to rule them all
>One Ring to find them,
>One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

It's like you don't want to be frodo samwise
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>>51275951
Only if it has an apple logo on it
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not having a ring on your necklace..
>plebs
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>>51275951
>decryption ring

Yes please

This should be good for storing a passcode.
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>>51276124
huh, would it have a pH sensor?
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yes pls
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>>51276053
>when you rub it in certain ways.
There better be at least 50 different inputs for grabbing my dick or it's useless.
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