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What were his last words?
>>51256070
not ashton kutcher...
I can't die, I am god.
>>51256070
>"I convinced millions of people to eat shit from their hands. Dumb fucks."
"oh wow"
seriously.
>>51256070
who's got a tic tac?
>>51256070
Died
>>51256070
No idea.
Anyway Steve Jobs was a genius. Anyone who disagrees is just a buttmad autist.
Okay so he wasn't a programmer. He was a business genius, not a technical genius, who happened to have a passion for technology. If you don't find that inspiring then go fuck yourself basically. Go and have fun writing your little bits of code that manipulate bits and bytes and whatever the fuck while I spend my life on the business side of the tech world, ergo making $$$ and fucking grills 24/7.
I invented cancer.
>>51256070
>why the fuck did I think I could beat cancer by drinking tea and meditating
>>51256099
witnessed
>>51256118
le good post reddit friend :^)
>>51256070
"I wish I stole more patents"
>>51256120
Probably this.
>>51256118
buttmad autist detected
Sure is fun having all the money in the world and dying because he used a quack
top kek genius
>>51256070
His actual last words were:
"Oh wow."
Look it up.
"Before embarking, he'd looked at his sister Patty, then for a long time at his children, then at his life's partner, Laurene, and then over their shoulders past them.
"Steve's final words were: 'Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.'"
>>51256155
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
His last words are
>tfw I am the cancer all along
>dies
>>51256155
man, i wish i could die getting a blowjob too
>>51256175
>manages to catch a glimpse of the company without in the future as he's dieing
>oh wow
JUST
>>51256197
FUCK MY COMPANY UP SENPAI
>>51256214
the former was done deliberately to keep people from using apple mice wired.
apple hates "wired"
>>51256175
I'd be shocked too if I had treated every human being in my life like shit but still got to die in comfort surrounded by family.
>>51256259
you jelly
My biggest problem with Apple is the price of their products. Seriously $1300 for a mac book pro is ridiculous, that is pretty affordable for a lot of people these days. I would gladly pay much more than that for some real hardware like before they got rid of the 17in model. Why is apple slowly starting to cater to poor people? It just doesn't feel exclusive anymore.
>>51256289
he had basically the only treatable pancreatic cancer but died because he was a faggot who wanted to cure it with fruit.
>>51256191
>I don't have cancer Tim
>I *am* the cancer
>I am the one who c.ucks
>>51256291
MSI has your back.
She succ me
>>51256070
"Sure wish I had treated my cancer with science instead of coffee enemas."
Well, that's what I wish he'd have said. Instead he started tripping balls on his own dying brain cells. "Oh wow" indeed.
>>51256306
that's probably the funniest thing about his death. He was so arrogant and thought he knew better than the doctors, it literally killed him.
>look for last video of steve jobs
>find this: http://time.com/3613852/steve-jobs-apple-cupertino-campus-lawsuit/
>skip around because i want to see what his frail ass looks like
>land at arround 11:10
>he's making veiled threats about apple having to leave cupertino, and how they're the largest payer of taxes, etc.
a cunt to the end.
>>51256099
winrar
>>51256070
Oy vey
>>51256291
>price of their products
You realize that Apple is one of two companies who still have 16:10 screens, right? The only comparable product to the 13" Macbook is the Surfacebook, a more expensive laptop you can't even close.
Hell, even the rather expensive Macbook 12" is close to competition, given that only Surface is somehow close at the mobility it offers.
If they slap a decent screen on the Air next year, it will be the by far best ultrabook, while priced like the others.
>>51256453
Why would you expect somebody who was a consistently cunt through his life to change in last moment?
>>51256566
>Why would you expect somebody who was a consistently cunt through his life to change in last moment?
eh, religion, maybe.
Don't let the public know I'm a homo.
>>51256070
Hack the Gibson, Luke.
>>51256587
No. Those will be Jony Ives' last words... unless he comes out i guess
>>51256070
....R.rr.ichard Stallman..he was right about me.
>>51256111
This, he died repeating "oh wow oh wow!", makes you wonder what does it feel.
>>51256118
>fucking grills 24/7
>grills
>not mayo jars
You don't hear much about Steve being a womanizer. What the fuck did he do in his spare time? Drugs? Eat fancy meals in front of homeless shelters?
>>51256083
kek
I'm sure Woz's last words would eventually be. . . "Why Seth Rogen?"
>>51256654
Like morphine?
>>51256099
>>51256687
i took 30mg morphine once and i felt like i was mr robot
>>51256070
"mmhfffmhm"
*muffled cock gobbling noises*
>"They'll never make a biopic that tops 'Pirates of the Silicon Valley'..."
Dicks
>>51256259
So much this, Steve treated everyone worse than shit
>>51256654
He kept saying wow cuz he was thinking about large penises. He was probably deluded on meds
>>51256182
Kek.
>>51256246
THat's horrible.
Rosebud...
>>51256070
I need a pencil
>>51256118
Agreed. No matter how people try to claw him down, the fact is he changed the world. Him existing made a difference, for better or worse, a lot or a little.
A few hate posts or recognition on the internet doesn't change that.
>>51256099
>>51256070
Eat up Martha
>>51256660
He already had a family, which caused him much grief. I'm sure things would have been even worse if he ended up taking things too far with other women.
>gay XDDD
No, that's Tim Cook, who permitted the release of the fucking ARMPad Pro with PencilDick(TM) stylus, sold separately For Only $99.99.
Jobs was sort of a "mad genius" like Terry A. Davis. Instead of being a genius in programming and software, he was just a genius in design and marketing, but he was also generally an asshole and a backstabber, whereas Terry is racist and very religious, for better or worse. If it weren't for Steve doing his defiant pet projects all the time, Apple wouldn't even have protected memory, because lord knows all the people wanking around on Copland/Rhapsody would never have been able to put something together better than BSD4.3/Mach. His general dickishness gave way to OS X, which is what gives Microsoft their competition, next to Linux and the FOSS operating systems. People can spend all day calling each other "sheep" and "hipsters" (despite the fact that these two insults spewed by pseuds just contradict each other), but at the end of the day, you can't deny that competition is what drives things forward, no matter how slowly at this point. If you deny this, you're probably such a contrarian that you're the living, breathing equivalent of Extremist-Liberal-Dog from the Family Man.
>>51256120
Underrated post
Please god. Just don't let them make a a stylus or pen with the Apple brand on it. Only a faggot would ruin my life's work with a fucking dildo.
>>51256246
They inadvertently created a horrible version of wired.
Oh wow
>>51256306
>>51256373
>>51256151
>>51256135
you all bought the political spin. it's more nuanced than the media claims.
i suggest you look up dr. john mcdougall's video presentation to an audience explaining how steve died.
steve's death doesn't negate the fact that many lives are saved all the time by rejecting treatments of historically invasive kinds...
>>51256108
Wow, what an original comment. Elitism over apple. How new.
>>51258916
hahaha
>>51258916
Either master bait or legitimate idiot.
Install...Gentoooo...
"it just werks"
bill gates-
the horror
>>51256111
Trips told the truth
"Oi vey, I guess I jewed my last goy."
>>51259444
Holy shit.
Double Trips.
>>51256099
this is against global rule 3 pls delet
"Oww, my spleen!"
[b]masleenu poimal[/b]
>>51256070
"Can I please taste dick just one last time"
>>51256099
observed
>>51259755
i kek'd
>>51256070
I love it when you call me big poppa
Throw your hands in the air, if you's a true player
I love it when you call me big poppa
To the honies getting money playing niggas like dummies
Peace out, I'm outtie
>>51256070
>I bet I can fit this whole thing up my ass
>>51259582
DubsTrips Check em
>>51256070
>>51260655
tfw dubstrips dubs
>>51256099
Checkd
>>51258251
except that he doesnt changed anything other than started up a cult for snowflake retards including you
Good Goy
get out
WEW LAD
>>51258199
Dubs of truth
>>51256070
"Install Gentoo"
"DON'T ATTEMPT TO GET INTO THE WATCH INDUSTRY BEFORE DEVELOPING HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS."
>>51256083
Top lol
Such a lust for revenge
>>51262179
You just gave me a brilliant idea. thx bae
>>51256327
holy shit why tf is the keyboard all the way down there senpai
>>51256118
>fucking grills 24/7
>posting on 4chan
2/10 made me reply
>>51258218
Underrated post
>>51256099
ayyy
>>51256111
>oh wow
I'm not his biggest fan but the guy did live an incredible life, that's something I respect and I can understand why that were his last words. There are few people as stubborn and dedicated as Steve Jobs was and he always got his way. 10/10 mad respect for that big dog
>>51256070
>>51258916
I think this may be the dumbest shit I've ever read on 4chan and that means a lot.
>>51256307
>>51256099
>Born 1955
>Died 2011
>>51263811
Was Jobs the master of dubs?
>>51256099
>>51256099
whatevs
>>51258251
Ah I think that's wrong too. He didn't "change the world", at least not single-handedly - there is WAY too much hyperbole around that "he changed our lives foreva 111!!11!! xoxoxoxo" and it's simply not true.
He's just a motivated guy who wanted to start a technology business and build cool products and influence the way that technology impacted our daily lives. Did he influence this? Yes but only with the help of people capable enough to make it happen. And also many of his ideas were shit and there were many occasions when people had to stop him from doing stupid shit (he wanted to call the original iMac the "MacMan", for instance).
But yeah he was very adept at running a tech business. He knew what he wanted to sell and how he was going to sell it.
>>51258330
Nice wall of text loser
>>51256684
or zach galifianakis
>>51263811
hot damn, son. checked those dubs of death
>>51256246
this isnt true
the keyboard works wired in
This is huh... Wow
>>51256070
>I hate Android so much guys, seriously.
>>51256118
You're being a douche Anon. I agree with the sentiment. He was a brilliant business man, and I find that every bit as inspiring as if he was a brilliant programmer or engineer. You, on the other hand Anon, are pathetic.
>>51256070
"..it...was...the...juice..."
>>51267300
He was a modern day P.T. Barnum.
>>51258280
under rated post
>>51256111
>tfw he came up with his best business idea to date and he didn't have time to convey it
