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Instead of tech gore, lets post tech porn
YES, TECH PORN.
>>51204356
Are those BNC connectors? Can they carry internet signals?
>>51205059
reminds me of Blade Runner.
>>51205255
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51205255
kill self
i was enjoying myself
>>51205175
I think they are fibers, could be wrong though
>>51205175
>can coax carry internet signals
were you born after 2000?
>>51205022
>tfw i lived 3 blocks from this marvel and never truly realized it until i moved.
>>51205175
I want /v/ to leave right this fucking second
>>51206199
What aircraft is this?
>>51206232
It's a spacecraft
>>51205265
I would really really like you to kill yourself
>>51205255
Was this deliberate?
>>51205022
that shit cray
>>51206329
Yes, it is a spacecraft! Congrats, now have the largest HDD that I had the displeasure of fixing
>>51204356
That is some sexy cabling, i wish new network bros new how to fucking cable and server guys should fuck off, you cant cable for shit
>>51206635
and back to not gore
>>51206630
is it gonna kill the tiny ball?
>>51204356
Looks better in velcro
>>51205255
Spent the last little while pulling CAT6 at work, seeing this hurt me.
>>51206762
OP said porn not gore you autistic piece of shit
>>51206769
>implying this isn't snuff porn
>>51206769
Cry more faggot.
>>51206835
>stickers on laptop
>>51206703
God damn I want the shit out of one of those, or one of Sun's own Ultra 3 notebooks.
There's some shitter parting out a SPARCBook on Ebay right now and it's killing me.
>>51206701
That is gore.
>>51205022
you JUST KNOW
>>51205059
>>51205216
This is the Botnet, /g/ents
>>51206948
>botnet
>centralized
>>51206948
Why does evil have to be so sexy?
>>51206889
Every time I see this, I spend a bunch of time looking for some way to replicate it with a raspberry pi and an old arcade screen or some shit.
Fuck. I want it so bad.
>>51206978
They report to a central place; somewhere in a Google, MS, Facebook etc. data center.
>>51205022
Amazing how much it looks like Space Odyssey..
>>51206889
I am so erect right now.
>>51206990
You can't do it with an arcade-type CRT. It's using a storage CRT, which uses black magic to 'hold' the image on the screen. It's more like an etch-a-sketch than a normal CRT, hence why you can watch the beam 'write' to the display (and also why they can do high-resolution vector graphics in the early 1970s).
Tektronix had all kinds of insane technology back in the day; hell I have an oscilloscope with 'digital' readout that's implemented as a series of vector images stored in a character ROM addressed with multi-level (*10* levels, if I remember right) current-mode logic.
>>51206711
yes :(
>>51206630
How the fuck do they place these with such precision?
>>51207176
looks like it might be the same process they use to make microchips (photolithography)
>tfw no S/390 to keep me warm in the winter
>>51207250
I have a medium sized bedroom. Although it's not as bad as nvidia-shills will say, my 290 does keep my room pretty warm when I'm playing games with it. I wouldn't even say this is a bad thing if I didn't already live somewhere hot af.
>>51206732
omg i'm so hard right now
>>51206191
>>51205596
I deserve this criticism. No /v/ faggot would know about BNC connectors but I didn't realize they were coaxial. I looked that up after I posted and realized my question was dumb as fuck. As I was posting from a cable internet connection.
I'm sorry for shitting up /g/ just a small amount.
>>51206176
Sorry
>>51204356
Did you mean computer porn because that's all that's been posted.
>>51207349
I'm neither of the people you replied to, but it's fine to not already know everything as long as you aren't a dick about it and *pretending* to know more than you do to seem superior or something IMO. I personally have nothing against people who are only asking stupid questions.
>>51206835
>beverage
that is a poke towards the tv show, leverage.
Where did you get it?
>>51207553
nevermind found it on redbubble
>>51205022
>"I'm afraid I can't let you bone that, Dave."
>>51205022
>computers will never be art again
>>51207151
holy shit is this real?
>>51207860
You think they do that shit by hand?
>>51204356
Looks like EVA 01's nervous system
>>51204356
This is great until you inevitably need to move a patch cable. Enjoy cutting every one of those zip ties.
>>51205022
with obligatory display of affirmative action hires
>>51205255
>prewire a new office building with cat 5e
>union electricians on site
>union electricians find out we aren't union and start giving us shit
>arrive the next morning to find out the union faggots cut our wires after we left the day before
>>51208185
that can't be legal
>>51208216
It is when your union contributes to the right politician's campaign.
>>51208216
Yeah, sadly, Unions aren't these magical, solve-everything feel-good groups of employee empowerers. 98% of unions are politically motivated assholes, doing asshole things to get more money and power. If you ever want to run a good scam, start up a local arm of some union that isn't in your nearby small town, get some guys, have them pay dues, etc. then skip town 10 months later with all the money right after you did a pledge drive to earn some money for you to go to a "Union Workshop".
>>51206732
Oh god yes
>>51207716
Is this a cat/seal hybrid?
>>51208313
Unions are just a kind of mafia, sort of.
>>51207176
MEMS is fucking voodoo senpai
>>51206635
>nsAID_array_1
>>51207716
I at least made my own into a nice piece of furniture.
>>51208591
That's honestly beautiful.
I made a wooden tower that holds 16 3.5"s, it look like shit, but it looks like even more shit compared to that.
>>51208607
Thank you - I'm quite proud of it.
You could do it too anon!
Just a matter of what tools you have really.
I'd always been an absolutely terrible woodworker - Didn't improve until I learned to always clamp everything every time, only use the right tool for the right job, and got a router table and a good sander.
>>51208743
Makes me wanna go out and build mine proper.
Love how you held the drives in.
>>51208591
Pretty good, I kind of want to do something like that for storing old parts.
>>51208340
Her voice actor is dead.
>>51205596
I've only ever witnessed phone cables for internet :'(
>>51205175
thats singlemode fibre, pal.
>>51206232
space shuttle i think.
>>51206191
the fuck is up with that picture
>>51210420
I hope that's concentual
>>51210875
consensual
>>51210879
conventional
>>51210420
What is it doing? Visually scanning the thing without any help from a RF tags or other cues? I'd expect it to be fast and efficient. Jam it in, deliver the payload and pull out. It doesn't need to cuddle with the car afterwards.
>>51208591
>i love dust
>>51206942
Oh god yes, YESSS.
>>51210987
>im a neet who doesnt clean his room/house
>>51206150
What phone is that?
>>51206889
That shouldn't make me this moist.
But it do.
http://www.ioccc.org/years.html
any of these
>>51208375
But then so are corporations and government.
>>51208375
Because employers are so fucking honest & upstanding. You dumb fucks. The end.
>>51206898
I wish NEC was still around.
>tfw no modern NEC laptop
>>51210879
prosensual
>>51205059
I would love to jerk off inside that room.
>>51211210
They still are, but they only sell their shit in Japan.
>>51211805
The music in that video made it 100 times better.
>>51211867
post video pls
>>51208158
They knew that one day everything in that pic would be considered obsolete tech.
>obsolete PCs
>antique farm equipment
>3d pig disgusting women
>>51205059
reminds me of Christmas light viewing.
>>51207151
It's merely going to inseminate the ball.
>>51211883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8FXC9fODQs
>>51212038
fuck gema
>>51212053
>was ist proxy?
>not using a 500 year old cathedral as data center
>>51210061
>>51205175
Those are BNC. It looks like the backside of a Grass Valley Video router.
I had the same sort of thing at the TV station I worked at and the Cable head end I current work at.
>>51208216
>>51208227
American "Unions" are usually just protection rackets ran by the cosa nostra senpai
>>51208216
It is.
Unions are all about "Job protection" which sounds great on paper until you realize it means you could be fired for changing the ink cartridge on your printer because "That's not part of your job ots part of this other guys job".
>>51205596
Yes it can.
Source, i have internet trough that.
>>51206835
Oh hey, did you get that Bell Telephone sticker on Redbubble? I think you bought it from my store (:
If so, how do you like it? Is the quality satisfactory?
Found this from a guy who started making die-shots just a few months ago. You can find more of his work here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/130561288@N04/
He is using '1000' sandpaper and lapping films for the grinding.
>>51210420
l...lewd
>>51206732
>mimerobot.gif
>>51208591
>no fans for airflow
uh
>>51205022
> the first thing i fucking noticed was the black man
god damn it
>>51206150
Not a smudged up iphone
>>51211210
Dynamism.
>>51206889
Yes! Want!
>>51212579
These is incredible
>>51206701
>dirty wafers
>ruining wafers by putting shit on top
that is definitely gore
>>51208916
I fucking want to die now.
>>51212755
>implying he needs fans in a open design
>>51204356
*fap fap fap*
>>51204356
>in after butthurt about zipties.
I was going to say inb4 but fat chance of that.
>>51208185
WHY? WHY WOULD NETWORKING HAVE TO DO WITH THE ELECTRICAL UNION?
Seriously, is it just because you were manipulating wires in a building?
>>51213984
Because networking, outside of your cable room, is usually the job of electricians.
They're still dickheads, though.
>>51213984
>>51214025
and they usually have a massive superiority complex for some reason.
>>51214156
Oh shit that's hilarious....
>>51208916
>>51213861
Fuck me sideways
>>51214290
Shonen, no more ;_;
>>51210944
It's a Telsa autocharger.
It'll be spending the whole night snuggling with the car.
No wonder it's being gentle.
>>51210420
Elon musk:
>"Don't drop anything when you're near it"
I shit you not. He made a bumrape joke
>>51210865
I RECOGNIZE THAT DRAWING
KTGEE WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
I've missed your occasional censored lewd drawings on whatever tablet has taken your fancy that month.
>>51211829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JbnDXw-0pM
>>51211858
I want sauce on this program
>>51214156
New idea for a VN
>>51214344
It'd be real fucking unfortunate if you picked that image randomly anon.
>>51207129
It looks like you can get those crts on ebay. Smaller and quite expensive though.
>>51214467
i don't have it, but check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg
>>51214622
Thank you anon
>>51205022
>1980
>Blacks and women were a normal part of the CS field, nobody cared
>2015
>Blacks and women have to be forced into the field, white males scream "muh sekrit club"
>>51208591
Why doesn't someone make wooden case computers and sell them to hipsters?
>>51211869
that is beautiful... literally no clue how someone designed that.
>>51214817
The only people screaming are hand holy children who can't get jobs because they are unskilled idiots not because they are women or minorities.
>>51206677
Yeeeeah a d-wave
>>51213784
I CAAAAAAAME
>>51210420
hnnnngh i can't wait for the day i can bend over and have a cold metal robot arm inject my intestines with gasoline
>>51208591
> wood
There's a fucking reason computer cases aren't made of wood you dense motherfuckers
>>51216486
>gasoline
Please tell me you're pretending to be retarded.
>>51211869
that's a beautiful jewish piano
>>51206191
that actually scared the shit out of me
>>51206889
Tell me there is a screensaver of this. Or a record, Or a simulation.
Anything that I could turn into a screensaver, really.
>>51208591
>Wood
I hope your entire house burns down and at least one of your loved ones dies in the fire, while you remain alive to witness the tragedy
>>51211869
this make me diamond hard
>>51216942
The fuck are you so mad about?
>>51211028
probably nokia n900
>>51211028
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
Nokia E70
>>51207290
No matter where you live or your type of house or the size of your room,
Any computer pulling anything more than 100w for an hour will noticeably warm a room that has no airflow.
Crack a window (if it isn't blazing hot outside), open the door, or turn on AC. Letting the air stagnate and cycle through the PC just lets it get hotter.
>>51214467
thats like 5 minutes of work to implement in ANY language with canvas capabilities (pretty much every)
>>51204356
Get in the datacenter Shinji
>>51206990
>>51206889
This looks like it was made with an oscilloscope, used to fuck around with them back in school.
You can probably make them yourselves.
>>51205059
Imagine the sound... AUGH GUD...
>>51206176
>>51207361
It's still funny as hell though.
>>51206732
Dat precision
>>51212065
Doesn't really seem like a good idea to me. Those old buildings are usually fraught with all types structural and engineering faults. Most churches are in a constant state of being 'restored/repaired'.
>>51218260
>that cameraman's bulge
>>51204356
I came
>>51216647
>jewish piano
never seen this before, am laffin
>>51219394
iirc it's a vector display, similar to an oscilloscope
Don't you just hate when it won't stay closed?
>>51221523
I came too
>>51205131
The first transistor or first ic?
I don't remember ...
>>51206732
Kame-sama
>>51206835
>weed
Degenerate.
Otherwise cool.
>>51204356
>>51222630
IC, transistors were around way longer
>>51214467
If you can't code this yourself then kill yourself
>>51222595
THRUST VECTORING RULES THE SKIES!
>>51214622
wow, why do we ever use anything besides radix?
>>51222944
because it cheats by using non traditional methods that make comparison difficult.
0 compares! black magic.
sleep sort uses 0 compares, and n accesses. doesn't make it any good.
>>51213863
You actually still do want fans. Stuff can get pretty hot if it just sits there because you only get convection cooling rather than real airflow.
everything on this nigga's instagram:
https://instagram.com/tr1nitr0n/
>>51223283
>world daylight map
>orange display
hnnnng
>>51223315
anyone who can't name all three computers in this pic, get the fuck off of /g/
>>51205059
If you look at the picture thoroughly, half side of the pic was being mirrored to the other side.
>>51223432
if you look closely it's actually google.
>>51223432
>his datacenters aren't constructed and hooked up according to strict mirror-image standards
>>51223459
kek
>>51223648
That looks annoying as hell to use
>>51223648
What is that called good sir?
>>51223648
It looks tiny for hand, 3 fingers size
>>51223715
cute palmrest-less thinkpad. Which model is it?
>>51206835
>stickers
>dude weed lmao
Should have got a macbook
here is some sexy old technology
>>51223648
What is this witchcraft?!
I've always had a soft spot for SGI even though they're like a cray ripoff.
and some newer stuff too
>>51223041
It looks like a videogame
>tfw you'll never go to space
>>51206732
WHAT IS IT EVEN USED FOR?
WHY IS THIS GIVING ME A HARD ON
>>51206889
THIS REMINDS ME OF A LATE 60S MILLITARY COMPUTER
MY DICK
>>51216647
>jewish piano
>>51223966
>that symmetrical precision
Beautiful.
fuck I want this case.
>>51206732
that's some fucking precision right there
>>51223432
then who was the camera ?
>>51225282
Money can't buy taste.
>>51223648
>>51223715
That's the kind of retarded ideas you'd expect to see from Samsung these days.
>>51205022
Computing used to be so comfy.
>>51212417
>Redbubble
I did and I am very happy with it. wanted to put stickers on my hack machine coz im l33t hacker. i hang on efnet in #backorifice for over 10 years so I thought that sticker pack would let everyone know to stay away or be hacked
>>51207553
Sorry my friend for the late reply, redbubble, they are vinyl as well, great for removal at later date.
>>51212417
Redbubble has pretty garbage quality. I got a fox sticker from there. Honestly, I can print better myself.
>>51227102
why dont you? why dont you create some designs?
>>51227138
because I'm not some fucking hipster 'content creator'
>>51227144
thats pretty clear
>>51206732
i think it will be fun to watch this thing with cup of tea on roller coaster
>>51211896
>antique farm equipment
Shieeeet
>>51213784
Whoa, these are nice
there's also http://zeptobars.ru/
>>51211869
thank mr skelcalc
>>51227398
Those wedgebonds trick me of.
>>51222595
>scale it down
>add some latex
The perfect fuck hole
>>51206889
reminds me of computers in alien isolation, also check those keyboards hng
>>51206732
Why does this image give me the urge to start throwing money onto a stage?
>>51216942
yeah didnt you know? Hard drives often get to the ignition temperature of wood, which is 180 FUCKING DEGREES CELSIUS. Do your research next time.
>>51206630
MY DICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djH8AM2diyE
>>51228151
>what are electrical fires
>>51210847
aniki is watching
>>51214599
Yeah and that crt is not pixel-based nor has it any of the interfaces one uses nowadays. You'd more or less have to create your own hardware to use it.
>>51223041
Fake, they don't use Lenovo Thinkpads in space
>>51206703
Why can't modern laptop keyboards be as beefy as that?
>>51228812
muh thin
>>51206838
is this a small nuclear reactor?
>>51212197
I'm not allowed to wipe dust off of my desk at work. I have to put in a request for the cleaning person to do it after hours because of the terms of their Union
>>51208980
HNGGGGGGG ibm ps/2
>>51228837
That's why the IWW is the best union
>all inclusive
>direct action
>>51207361
People calling him "our generation's da Vinci" is even more hilarious desu
>>51219240
>>51214290
what was she getting treatment for?
>>51229046
EEEEEW nonstandard components likely.
>>51229046
>12_year_olds_wet_dream.webm
>>51223648
i remember this. it was awesome but shitty at the same time.
>>51206653
>implying I can't cable better than some switch monkey
Please.
>>51214570
why?
>>51206653
Please, cabling is a basic skill, anyone who has access to the datacentre should be able to do it.
>>51214533
sovenyok will never forget you, Semyon
>>51229046
unnecessary and power hungry.
>>51225992
>enterprise hardware
>muh tastes
>>51206150
Holy shit, I miss Maddox.
Does he still do stuff? He really scratched the "I just learned how to curse" itch my 9th-grade self had.
>>51229839
Yes he does.
Hee we go.
>>51229947
Love those.
What is that piece even for?
>>51229947
I came
>>51230060
It looks like a show piece to me
>>51229947
This is somewhat arousing.
>>51208591
this is like a new level of autism
>>51222595
Why does this remind me of a certain .gif?
>>51229046
>>51229139
desu that shit looks cool af
>>51213856
Just another day at AMD.
>>51206732
>THAT GYRO STABILITY
>WITH POSSIBLY NANOMETER PRECISION
MOIST.
>>51211883
I cant help but watch that webm over and over again.
>>51206732
Found the source
https://youtu.be/Tl2YOZ9DKzA?t=50s
>>51216611
How is that any different from the floor standing Zenith console TV I had back in the early 80s? Those probably shouldn't have been made from wood either, but they were, for decades.
Reviving
>>51232164
Wow what is that? A closet?
>>51232181
Those monitors not being mirrored/oriented opposite each other triggers me.
>>51232181
>Trackpoint on the keyboard
I love it.
>>51232181
SO GODDAMN HOT. I really wish I had a setup like this. those t221s and M13 though
>>51232212
Agreed cant decide if ibm logo on the thin side should be in the middle, causing subtle subconcious advertising, or put the wide side in the middle making the screens farther apart, which will just not do at all. Fuck this world i don't wanna live anymore.
>>51232251
I've got an ultra 20, it is a really sexy machine
>>51232206
The IBM System Z Mainframe closet.
>>51232251
Can I buy this case and put all my gaming hardware in it?
>>51232361
I always wonder why someone would slap a cooler that can handle a TDP of over 200w on a chip that will struggle to break 100w simply because the mobo can't feed it anymore.
>>51232361
>Onii-chan it's too big!
>>51232521
What Windows 10 could of been.
>them tabs
>>51232493
shut the fuck up
>>51232546
>could of
>square tabs
>bing
lmao what
>>51231798
>GYRO STABILITY
no
>NANOMETER PRECISION
no
>>51229046
...seriously?
>>51232212
>>51232263
But then those front-facing monitor controls would be at diagonal opposites.
*re-triggered*
>>51232546
>could of
baka desu senpai desu baka gaijin lrn 2 english
>>51208185
Seriously fuck unions!
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