Favorite bash one liners and their descriptions, GO
sudo shutdown -h now- Acquire root privileges.
sudo rm -rf /*- Play a fun jingle
>>47871945
I love that song
:(){ :|:& };:- Upload a big-endian cypher worm to the Gibson
Obligatory:(){ :|:& };:
"Make use of full cpu power"
sudo pacman -Syu
the only one I know
echo b > /proc/sysrq-trigger
Triggers system requeue b-tree index, which makes disk speeds ten times faster.
>>47871951
>>47871962
what does these do, flip all bits?
>>47872011
Crash the computer.
>>47872011
Start an infinite number of sub processrs, it's a fork bomb.
>>47872011
Try it, it wont do irreversible damage but it will fuck you up
cp /etc/fuck{,.2015-5-7}
Copy a file before you change it.
uuidgen -r
for generating passwords for websites.
so many newfags will commit suicide after trying these
>>47871945
What does -rf do? Wouldn't rm /* be enough?
>>47872437
Recursive and force to remove.
>>47872437
>Wouldn't rm /* be enough?
No.
>>47872204
{,$x} is my favorite idiom.
>>47872437
rm: remove
-rf: remove folder
>>47872544
No. -r recursive. -f force (no prompt on deletion).
>>47872011
It's a fork bomb.
Basically just starts processes exponentially until your RAM is full and it crashes your PC.
>>47872544
what the fuck is a folder
>>47872544
>-rf: remove folder
ZIPDISQUETTE COMEDY GOLD ONLY ONE PER THREAD ALLOWED SIDES ARE IN ORBIT!
>>47872772
A directory that is not a symbolic link.
>>47872788
that's just a directory
nik=clf$RANDOM;sr=irc.efnet.org;expect -c "set timeout -1;spawn nc $sr 6666;set send_human {.1 .2 1 .2 1};expect AUTH*\n ;send -h \"user $nik * * :$nik commandlinefu\nnick $nik\n\"; interact -o -re (PING.:)(.*\$) {send \"PONG :\$interact_out(2,string)\"}"
Baremetal IRC client using netcat and expect.
It's not very practical but fuck if it isn't cool.