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>>47640229
There are literally 2 USB ports right above the Ethernet port.
>>47640272
would this even work?
>>47640347
no.
>>47640342
He's right you know
Also monitor ports are output not input
>>47640372
What monitor port?
That reminds me I need to go find a ps/2 female to USB male adapter for that trackball I bought last week.
>>47640372
>monitor port
You should stop now.
>>47640272
>>47640347
>>47640372
Whooooooooooosh
What a nice humor bread :^)
>>47640425
>Israeli soldier twists ankle in Gaza, Samson option activated
>>47640272
>>47640372
Posting a classic
Have this
Overheating
Someone please post all the GTX480 parody images /g/ made, those were fun times
https://youtu.be/u5YJsMaT_AE
>>47641162
god damn that sticker haha
>>47641587
>why is this gif loading so slowly?
>it's doing it again? what kind of idiot-
>ooohhhhhh...
>>47641631
The important thing is to keep it subtle
>>47640361
>>47640364
An anon actually made it work.
>>47641681
Looks shopped.
>>47641633
>>47641661
macfags are iDiots confirmed
3.5
>>47641742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI
>>47642001
>You dont use the word "ubantu" very often or maybe not at all
>>47641587
Hey it's Skyy John! Tipsy Bartender.
Where's this gif from?
>>47643178
I'm guessing someone defragged an SSD based on that low capacity.
>>47643392
It's funny because he's using Windows which gets fragmented.
>>47641983
I bet you browse the internet in PowerPoint>>22745525
You monster. Lemme guess: with the lights off, solely for procreation, in the missionary position. You sick fuck>>47640774
They couldn't pay someone with autism to be their spokesperson. Seriously.
>>47643893
![NtqWjSx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/37btabo.jpg "NtqWjSx[1].jpg")
Fresh off the presses
>>47642885
>real laptops have more than 2 different connecting ports
>>47642364
What's the story behind this?
>>47646959
Boku no pico?
>>47640347
Nop, I tried to use VGA>DVI>HDMI once didn't work
>>47641681
>>47641722
USB is a serial bus, RS232->USB adapters are a thing. All of the adapters in that chain seem to check out. With the right drivers, it almost seems feasable.
I want to believe....
>>47645714
beautiful.
>>47647005
Right, but why is it running on an alleged FBI cybersquad member's monitor?
>>47643682
kek'd
>>47647093
vga is analog while hdmi is digital so you'll need an analog>digital converter somewhere in there.
>>47647156
I'm guessing that the joke is that they're no better than the people they're looking for?
>>47641610
shouldn't say 1.8?
>>47647202
And DVI is DVI-D and DVI-I, DVI-I being the bastard child capable of carrying analog/digital depending on what pins you use, but DVI-D being the pure digital that supports higher-than-1080p and such and therefore can't be downstepped to VGA.
>>47647306
>quantity available 2
Muh sides
>>47640347
>>47640361
>>47640364
>>47640372
>>47640383
That would work, parallel to serial is wired correctly. The serial to PS2 should accept a serial signal,. and the rest is fine. If you configured the parallel port correctly the COM should work.
>>47642001
"what a huge asshole"
>>47647352
le ebin hacker :^)
>>47647352
>muh implied edges
>>47641661
Well technically he's right. 50°C isn't overheating for a GPU, but it certainly is for ice cream.
>>47647093
>People like this exist on /g/
Why that's not VGA how fucking stupid can you be.
>>47643392
>SSD
lol WD 60gb PATA
>>47641128
clever
>>47647306
>2 available
apex kek
>>47640429
this one is pretty accurate
>>47640229
why not just use the usb to ps/2 in one of the unoccupied ps/2 ports instead?
>>47652379
>not getting the point
Only the real remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI
>>47647483
I wonder if this even occurred to the people who designed this thing.
>>47652507
>"But now its time to teach you a little respect"
is this a porno?
>>47647428
Serial doesn't supply power, usb does.
>>47650075
that's obviously shopped
>>47654816
I suppose this would count
>>47655004
Actually, switches deal with frames, not packets.
>>47640347
Yes, this can work on Linux.
>>47647300
>>47647202
>>47647093
its a fucking printer port
>>47640372
>monitor
the pink one is for printers/scanners
I caught my techie friend greentexting (and not even on 4chan)
It's kinda confusing, you know...
>>47655304
>Times new roman
Top kek
>>47655299
classic /g/
>>47655376
it's amazing the pc is still working, even when submerged in oil (yes, I know oil doesn't damage electronics, water does).
How was even the poor CPU fan spinning?
>>47655304
>times new roman
>>47655318
The chick in the middle has no idea whats going one, the one of the clearly doesn't think this guy is as funny as he thinks he is
>>47640229
What is that PCI card above the video port?
>>47655432
looks like some kind of SCSI or SAS controller
>>47655479
Yep, looks like a dual channel SCSI card with a pair of LVD/SE connectors.
>>47655406
memorydump.jpg
>>47655521
Ah I see, so one of these.
>>47655157
Layer 3 switches tell me otherwise
>>47655546
Fuk'n rekt him m80
>>47655304
Holy shit this can't be real.
>>47655530
Underrated post
>>47655304
>always 4 colons
>8 eyes
Nigga thats a spider
>>47641610
sauce?
>>47655398
>yes, I know oil doesn't damage electronics,
Fuck off. Source?
>>47655898
idk probably some besiege thread on 4chan
>>47655942
oil doesn't conduct electricity, therefore doesn't short circuit.
>>47655546
Beat me to it
>>47655304
I sometimes catch myself saying "implying" in a condescending way to other people.
I hate myself for it.
>>47655942
You know, it doesn't have water in it, it's not a conductor.
I'm probably pulling things out of my ass, but this is how it works.
>>47641619
I chuckled
>>47655978
Water doesn't conduct either.
>>47656072
of course! that's why I make toast in the bath
right in the water to moisten it, also heats up the water so it's even better!!
>>47656091
Show me one source that says pure H2O conducts electricity.
>>47656072
>>47656091
>>47656099
>Pure water has a low electrical conductivity, but this increases with the dissolution of a small amount of ionic material such as sodium chloride.
>>47656111
>Implying
Only because there are still H3O+ and OH- ions in it.
So in a sense, pure H2O does not exist.
Also the conductivity of pure water is for all practical purposes 0.
>>47656111
Water has "low" conductivity in the same way that rubber has "low" conductivity. It still has methods of conducting charge like >>47656125
said but beyond that the conductivity of "water" is completely due to dissociated ions that are almost always present even in distilled water.
>>47647156
>this idiot doesn't realize it's shooped
idiot
>>47640425
NIGGER WATCH OUT THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOU
>>47656151
As funny as that is it would actually sort of work if that bar wasn't touching the railing.
>>47655304
>slavic names
>talking on english
my cyka blyat is disappoint
>>47655406
>>47640826
Why is /g/ so willing to cum on things or shove them up their ass on command.
>>47656205
I think that's even funnier
>I'm actually a genius! I made it work!
while having no clue why
>>47656072
Water conducts. hint: it's fucking polar?
>>47656148
>almost always present even in distilled water.
You mean literally always?
>>47656553
>it's fucking polar
Has nothing to do with the polarity.
It only conducts because there are free ions.
And if it's completely deionized (except for the OH- and H3O+ which will always be there) it's for all practical purposes an insulator.
theoretically pure water is not a conductor because there are no free ions.
In practice there are always some free ions.
>>47656553
That's not what polar means.
>>47656561
Distilling water is not a reliable way to get rid of salt impurities. If you need pure water you don't use distilled water because that's likely to contain mineral contamination. At the very first step you would need to deionize the water. But that still can't completely remove minerals.
>>47641633
>>47656744
The funny part of this, is that this gets posted every single year.
>>47656744
Average Welshman.
>>47656221
russians talk english now everywhere
>>47656744
Holy shit I hadn't seen it.
>>47647322
extended version
>>47647483
And to think these toilets took someones shitty job
Weebs will defend this.
>>47658461
I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at.
>>47659383
retard
>>47647156
This is the unaltered image, no joke.
>>47659383
plugged into motherboard instead of gpu
>>47657379
fantastic, caught myself thinking some of those back in the social days
/autism
>>47659436
I'm fucking dead it's real
>>47659436
I want to see this animated.
>>47659449
>implying she's not mining cryptocoins on that radeon
>>47655415
Luke Wilson is a funny guy, though.
>>47655530
best joke ITT
>>47659565
still needs to short the plugs.
faggot.
>>47656205
Actually it should touch the metal platform in order to work, so as long you're at the same potential of the generator you wouldn't get buzzed
>>47641128
He listened to my mixtape
>>47647483
Gets me every time.
Classic.
>>47647507
Don't those small CDs go in the middle?
>>47659815
Took you 20 hours to figure that out
>>47659898
Yeah totally it kept me up all night.
But seriously it has been really long since I've had to use a CD, let alone one of those.
>>47656229
Because /g/ is full of fuccbois
>>47655406
I went through and fetched the image.
He has a pretty nice butt.
>>47642364
Lol
>>47659436
except this is
>>47659436
The FBI is just as nerdy as the rest of us
>>47662196
Huh, he's sure got a blurry neck.
And why is the sun on the other side of his head from the rest of his body?
Guys? Guys, hear me out here;
I think this might be shooped.
>>47662304
yeah my bad posted the wrong one :/
>>47642001
1:58
typical linux user face expression
>>47662333
Dying
I suppose this would count
>>47645664
can someone post the "c...was a mistake" one with d ritchie
>>47642001
>they make it out like its a virus
>>47645714
Can't even put the photo on that disk.
>>47642001
>Ubuntu comes with OpenOffice and NOT Word
What's the problem?
>>47647027
it's so accurate it hurts
>>47645780
ayy
>>47663358
>>47655977
I introduced some of my coworkers to memes.
>>47663742
thanks anyway but there is a different one that uses a different photograph of him.
he is not looking at the camera in it and he looks like he is explaining something serious
>>47660226
Y/M/D
>>47664073
Y/M/D is the superior way
>>47664091
X/X/Y
I don't want to shitpost about M/D vs D/M but year always goes last.
>>47664091
>>47664106
Y/M/D is the best when filenaming because when files are sorted alphabetically, it goes in chronological order
Y/M/D master race
>>47664658
>>47664091
ISO 8601 Master Race
>>47663383
is the joke that they should just set handvalue instead of setting the bools to true?
what's the intended joke?
>>47664038
anyone got that ipad-attachment fleshlight webm? all 420noscope effects, and shit like "it's like putting ya dick in a usb port" and clippy saying "it looks like you have a throbbing erection, do you want some help with that?"
