today i attempted my first pc build. once i finished putting everything together i turned it on but it wouldnt boot, i took the cpu out and this is what i saw, please help me /g/
>>47417599
what the fuck?
>>47417619
i think I might have placed it in upside down. is that a problem? it can be fixed right?
That CPU has been raped to death.
Holy shit does AMD still put pins on the CPU?
Top fucking kek.
>being poor
>>47417599
420 blaze it
>>47417599
why did your mom stand on your cpu?
>>47417599
I've been triggered.
>>47417635
could i resurrect it somehow?
>>47417648
Not even Jesus could bring that thing back from the dead.
>>47417599
You can still fix this OP. Pins CAN be bent back.
It just requires a steady hand and a lot of manual adjustment.
>>47417648
No, it's fucked. Christ, I'm scared.
>>47417599
Holy shit how the hell do you do something like that to the poor CPU?
Is this a troll thread? I refuse for this to be real.
Where did the corner go? That's the reason it's not working.
>>47417657
At the angle those are bent they'd snap back if he tried to unbend most of them, it's a fools gamble. Also, you really think if someone could fuck up that badly they'd have the capability to unfuck it?
>>47417657
Except some of the pins are outright gone, and an entire corner of the thing had been demolished.
>>47417648
yes, cut it in two
>>47417667
i dont know. i think i saw something with the same color and a few pins fall out of my graphics card
>>47417679
okay, i shall try that now
>>47417657
There's only 95% of a CPU there my man.
please be a troll
I'm begging you
>>47417673
>>47417675
are my attempts at irony that bad, or is /g/ just autistic as fuck?
>>47417719
It fell flat. Pins can be bent back but this board is no stranger to legitimate stupidity rivaling that post you made.
>>47417719
Maybe you should look up Poe's Law.
i cant really cut it into two. should i try send it back to amd?
>>47417738
>It fell flat
not sure if pun
>>47417746
Just give it a zap in the microwave for 10 minutes to wake it up.
>>47417746
amd only accept returns if the cpu is bent
>>47417746
http://www.wikihow.com/Fix-Bent-Pins-on-a-CPU
:^)
>>47417746
Take the pins off and reglue them one by one. Put it in the microwave for 30mins, rinse it(CPU's are washable) then let it dry. Should work after that.
>>47417762
Imagine opening your shiny new CPU's box (trayfags gtfo) only to find out that it's literally bent to a 30° angle down the middle
>>47417762
should i attempt to bend it then?
>>47417599
Looking at it from the catalog I thought that was like a small brick of some shitty weed or something. Spoiler your gore, OP.
>>47417787
No more than 15 degrees.
>>47417599
Don't tell me you fell for the "build a PC" troll.
You got cucked OP. You got cukced HARD.
>>47417799
i've sent you the email. i hope to hear from you soon. i have one problem though, it is my brothers cpu and i need to fix it asap
>>47417787
Mos def
>>47417599
THIS is why you should buy prebuilts, the chance that things break is too high, it's not even viable in terms of cost anymore.
>>47417854
But anon, we need losers like this to buy parts from stores and give them money.
>>47417815
>>47417854
looks like a pentium 4
>>47417599
This is a ruse thread. I repeat, a ruse thread. /g/ so autistic that need constant reminder from their own ass.
>>47417890
Thanks Captain Obvious, I was almost fooled.
>>47417824
>>47417809
so ive taken the case off, is this the bios?
Fake. It's not even September yet.
>>47417907
You're doing well, now wash it, it looks a bit dirty.
>>47417907
Looks like hash oil. Scrape it off and smoke it.
>>47417883
>Pentium 4
>says AMD
>>47417942
It's the 7-core AMD Pentium 4+ Black Edition with HyperThreading(tm)
>>47417907
I-I think this might not be b8...
>>47417930
i have washed it now
>>47417968
Now zap it in the microwave like we suggested earlier.
>>47417968
>not smoking it
Dude, you are missing on some dank shit.
>>47417679
Yeah, this. You'll only get the cpu power from the left side where most of the pins are still intact, but it's better than nothing. If it gives you a little trouble going back in the motherboard slot, just put a little weight onto it.
>>47417907
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
>>47417984
i dont have a microwave im afraid...
>>47418001
A toaster should do fine.
seriously guys, it isnt b8 i dont know what to do
>this entire thread
please anons tag your gore, it triggers my PTSD
>>47417968
Put it back into your motherboard and try again. Now that it's clean it should work
Wow great fucking thread
LE HUR DURRR I BROKE MUH BRAND NEW CPU!! XDDDDDDDDDDD :3333 Can i haz fix it!? Hahahaha!!! Le heheuh meme
Get off this board you fucking faggot
>>47418001
Trust us op the microwave will melt the glue off of the bios and and you can then apply your own craft glue to it and reapply the case to the pins op plz do it were trying to help
>>47418043
>>47417599
He said he thinks he put it in upside down, I'm just as worried for his mobo tbh
>>47417599
How did you fuck it up that bad. My first PC build, I only bent one pin by accident, and his motherboard. I hope it's alright ;-;
>>47417920
Overrated post.
OP is just trolling us by torturing an already dead and outdated CPU
Right?
In the incredibly unlikely chance this is not a troll, let me say this in the simplest possible terms.
You are fucked.
Throw that mangled mess in the trash, consider it a beginner's loss and next time look up a fucking tutorial on how to insert a CPU. There are ways to fix bent pins but when pins have fallen off you are already finished.
>>47418127
>>47418283
>falling for it
>>47417638
Intel is the poor one anon.
They stopped putting pins on as they need to contain a decent amount of gold and that shit is expensive and far cheaper to leave to motherboard manufacturers.
>>47417599
OP, forget your troll thread - get your gold and go.
>>47417907
So this is what being "triggered" feels like.
leaked footage of op
>>47417667
I really love this gif. I can't contain my laughter when I see it. Just can't. Fucking monkeys
>>47418772
>the fucking lightbulb
>>47418772
Should have asked a pro for help.
>>47418322
Let them have their fun.
>>47417599
>he bought amd
found the problem, get some needle nose pliers and try to straighten it
>>47418785
They're called "african-americans" you racist shitlord.
>>47417648
no, absolutely not, you'll need a new one
>>47417779
my brother bought FX-8120, it had bent pins right out the box and the best thing was that the shop he bough it from wouldn't take it back
>>47420229
>He BOUGHT Zambezi
He literally deserves cancer.
>>47417599
>mfw i came in thinking it was a pic of brick weed >>47417606
10/10 thread that hasn't been done in a while
>>47420247
It was his first build so don't be too hard on him
This is why u use intel
>>47420289
On my first build I bought an Athlon 64.
It being your first doesn't mean you don't do the research to see what is complete shit or not.
>>47417634
Yes,
>>47420413
so u can bend motherboard pins :^)
>>47417599
>amd
Should have researched
>>47422719
The motherboard is cheaper than the CPU typically, so even that would be preferable.
>>47422751
x99 motherboards cost as much as an AMD processor pleb
>>47417907
>AMD
nothing of actual value was lost
In fact, you saved yourself from being targeted by police due to suspicious power draws, OP. Now they won't storm your home thinking you're a weed grower.
>>47417599
Oh look. OP destroyed an old computer and decided to shitpost under the false premise that he was constructing a new one.
