I'm drunk and high, and would like to see if anyone would enjoy some Dilbert comics posted, seeing how most of you programmers and engineers will likely find their way into corporate hell. Might shine a little light on the life you'll be walking into.
Yes? No? It's technology related, but in a satirical sense.
Please stop me if you don't care about it, I'll oblige your wishes for more or to straight out stop.
>>47163123
this hits close to home.
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>>47163123
>>47163145
these comics make me want to become skilled enough so I can support myself freelance.
what ever happened to the show?
>>47163352
Holy shit, this hits too close.
>completed diablo 2 with coworkers while doing compiling/defragging
good times
>>47163475
>like
I hate that word more every day.
>>47163503
I like you, anon.
keep posting op
>>47163038
Dilbert's pretty good
Even better after you've lived the life they describe in the comics
So hard to type captcha when faded
>>47163050
liberals.jpg
>>47163552
a terrifying prospect
>tfw get job offer today
>seems like dream job
>this thread
i dont know how to feel.
>>47163552
I don't use any social media. like they can get my history of funposting on 4chan.
Last one in my save folder. Been taking these from the the dilbert webpage for the last 2 days, only ones I find really relevant to the job market.
Hope you enjoyed
>>47163389
>There are people in this world who aren't part of the ENTP master race
Disgusting subhumans
>>47163689
how do you know you even are ENTP?
>>47163709
He took an online test, obviously.
>>47163709
My mom told me
>>47163728
My mom told me
>>47163689
>using the outdated and disproven myers briggs test
>>47163582
Conservatives.tiff
>>47163689
There are people on this board who self-diagnose themselves.
>>47163534
Are there any other strips where the asshole boss is the protagonist?
This is probably due to never working in a corporate office but does anyone else find the whole 90s cubicle aesthetic perversely comfy?
>>47163955
Many, Ill hunt some down for you.
>>47163992
No, it's horrible.
And illegal in my country becasue it causes depressions.
>>47163992
No, it looks awful and the only reason they did it was to block noise and increase productivity.
>>47164007
Thanks, I didn't even phrase it right. Like it's clear he's a shitty employer but I enjoy when they make it obvious that he himself also has to deal with shitty employees in a shitty company in a shitty industry.
>>47163992
It's a place of simultaneous relaxation and fear. A place where you are isolated enough to mind your own business yet not isolated enough that you can avoid reacting to noises creeping towards you.
>>47163098
>applemarketing.jpg
>>47163992
Not at all. Its like a gilded cage, and poorly coated at that.
>I would rather be here
>>47163313
>Job run, surrounded, created, and facilitated by men
>Pay a man to fix it
>A male fertility doctor to give you sperm from a man
>My male gardener mows my lawn for me
>Men are so useless
>>47163168
>drowning a monitor
>>47163582
You spelled conservative wrong, anon
>>47164087
Maybe it's an iMac.
Lads. I have a confession to make. Reading the Dilbert strip in the newspaper in the morning while taking a shit and smoking a cig is pretty much the highlight of my day. Everything just spirals down the shitter after that.
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>>47164093
I love it.
You could post those out of context and Dilbert would be a strip about a reasonable, dedicated manager contending with an office full of autistic cunts.
>>47163992
It depends on the size. The call center people at my job work in these tiny little cubes barely big enough for their chair and they have little desk space. I'm a developer so I get dual monitors, a massive desk, one of the cubicle walls is a white board, and I have tons of drawer and cabinet space. I think whether people like cubicles or not is highly dependent on what size they're used to. People who have only ever known small cubicles will hate them. My desk at work is massive. I've never had a desk that big in my life. Feels so damn comfy. I even have a nicely printed name tag on my cube. Feels really professional.
Hope y
OP here
Hope you all enjoyed
Might post more later on tonight, I'm too drunk and high, or maybe Im not too drunk or high enough to keep posting. Also I need to refill my vape and change out the wick. Shits a pain, but I'll be back, trust in me and I shall deliver.
>>47164227
Why not just Gandalf the herb? Shitloads easier than rolling or vaping.
>>47164275
>refill
>change wick
Sound like he's talking about an ecig not a weed vape. Unless he's vaping thc tincture.
>>47164068
The only episode of Clarissa Explains it All that I remember remotely was one where it was some sort of video game cross over. I think it was a halloween special?
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>>47163992
I think it looks comfy...I like tight spaces
I like you drunk anon. This thread is nice up to the point I've read so far.
>>47163503
I like this post.
>>47163313
I keep seeing 'alter natives' in this comic and wondering what the fuck it means.
...
Oh
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>>47164275
To elaborate, I'm drinking white russians and vaping a nice blend of moo juice. Also I've taken 5mg of clonazepam.
Set sails for adventure!
>>47164388
huehueheuheuehuehue tight spaces huehuehueheue OP's mom hueheu
>>47164457
Do you mind if I copy it, and save it?
