What's the best thing you've done on a school computer?
*tips*
Work
Gibson.
Hacked it.
Created an user
Not me, but my tard classmate destroyed a school computer once by by laying a big fucking magnet on top of the case, pc BSODed instantly and refused to start again.
Some girl left her account logged in and left. So I made a batch file that gave the shutdown command, put it in the start up folder.
>>47053137
Used portable Ubuntu to get the admin password. Fun times
I once tried to get password hashes off of a computer, but soon realized what and how active directories work.
Gave a powerpoint presentation to my class about why 9/11 was a conspiracy
>>47053467
Jet fuel could never melt my dreams.
A guy in my class was writing an essay and while he was looking away I typed the word faggot into a random section of his essay and he didn't notice and handed it in. Im a bad motherfucker
Made an immature racist picture of Obama that got me 2 detentions in high school. I was pretty retarded.
>>47053137
>kid brings in Halo multiplayer trial
>had class in pc lab with dedicated graphics for AutoCAD
>we put the trial on a shared drive
>everyone plays the trial everyday because teacher was highest paid in the county and didn't give a fuck
>made a shortcut use some program on every desktop no one ever used
Best year of high school
>>47053476
That's so fucking stupid and hilarious.
One time I used that stupid Ctrl+alt+arrow key shortcut to flip the desktop upside down. Whole class thought I was a hacker.
>>47053482
Like this Anon?
In middle school my friend would steal the little rubber bands out of the disc drives at school. He probably took at least 20 in total. We actually used the drives for things too.
In highschool he started a trend of putting poptarts into the floppy drives and every other orifice. They stopped selling poptarts at school because it got so bad.
>>47053137
change all the homepages to meatspin.
Who the fuck makes a teenager go to detention in the morning before class, and I was basically helping out my teacher by doing their work they're too lazy to do themself.
>>47053510
we had an organized crime ring of installed games on the shared drives, we had to replace them all the time but we had halo and grand theft auto
I found a computer that was broken that nobody seemed to want to replace or remove. Turns out, somebody had just removed system32.
I brought a xubuntu liveCD and installed it after class.
Three years later, it's still there. Nobody messes with it because nobody knows how to use XFCE, but they acknowledge that it works and won't toss it.
high contrast mode
bonus round: works on login screen
I had admin access and never abused it.
>>47053606
I unintendedly had a rainbow bar embedded in my art project. Midway presenting it to the class I realized it and thought everyone thought it was my signature of homosexuality.
Even wore a sweater that day.
>>47053704
>Even wore a sweater that day.
What do you mean? I don't understand the significance of that.
>>47053802
family talks about my style, maybe I was too self-conscious.
>>47053137
I made one turtle an F-14 with wings extended, one with them swept back, and one turtle as an afterburner. I had the three travel across the screen slowly with only the wings-extended one showing. I programmed it to show the afterburner, speed up, then swap to the swept-back turtle.
Shit was so cash.
>>47053510
Fuck off Mark
Took it apart and left it there.
WiFi at my highscholl was notoriously slow, annoying, and difficult to work well with. At one point, a couple of 7th graders (it was a middle/highschool, 7-12), ended up chatting with a naked many on a school computer, and prompted some serious blocks on the wifi.
A couple of students, myself and two others, took it up to resolve some of the annoyances, and established, using a school computer, a new, unblocked, and remarkably faster, but secret wifi network. It took months for the administration to realize, more than that to get around to doing something, and at least a week or two to take down the newtwork which had been set up by a couple shighschoolers in study hall.
>>47053137
changed resolution to 8-bit and 480p
>>47053894
SRC pledge
changed the wallpaper to this, it was on the board behind it like a 3 feet away. i've done other stuff but this is all i have a picture for.
>>47053912
I'm not Mark, don't remember anyone's names from that class. Teacher was Dr. Rabsatt?
>>47053620
>nobody knows how to use XFCE
Bizzare. I was using XFCE reasonably profficiently after two minutes. Do all the people at your school just use smartphones, DOS, what?
>>47053137
In middle school I managed to access other students files on the network and left them random text files like "I'm watching you" and stuff.
Also I replaced one of someones songs with porn noises because he would always wear shitty open headphones in the computer lab and blare metal music. His face was priceless.
The year was 2002, snuggled deep in the northeast of a tiny mountain town high school a group of students proceeded to mass install this new and exciting open source project called Mozilla onto every computer.
>following week notices went out urging people to not use the Mozilla
Got all the passwords through student ID. Went and put gay porn on his desktop. Logged onto a smart board to do a presentation.
Got caught tho
>>47053510
Did same thing at my school, nice
>>47053137
not reformat it.
>middle school
>last 2 weeks of school
>teacher brings us to the computer lab to take a survey on the school
>computers had a shortcut of a batch file that launches IE with the website of said survey
>batch file was in a shared server drive
>easily edited it
>swapped the survey website with meatspin
>mfw
>>47053137
I unplugged all the wireless adapters and hide them behind the towers. The school was on lock-down because thought someone stole them. Clearly they didn't look very hard.
Wrote a C++ program that randomly generated music using a computer's beep chip. Left it running in the library.
>>47053616
Lol same at my school. Counter-strike as well.
>>47055329
Is that unique? I thought every school had that going on.
At mine it was flashdrives with installers. KSP was big, as was Rome:Total War.
Unpluged the hard drive on one of the computers in the lab and the teacher called a admin in to fix it and it took him like 5 seconds so the next day i got suspended
I wrote a keylogger in C# and stuck the executable in the tmp folder. Then I placed shortcuts in the Startup folders of a few girls who I knew used the computer during other times of the day.
Managed to get my hands on nudes one of them sent to her boyfriend over facebook messenger.
>>47055621
Interesting.
My biggest question is why in the world was she sending nude images of herself on a school computer.
>shitty macs at my school
>well, not too shitty but still a Mac
>mac is shit
>security blows cocks for a living
>enter dos on boot u wot m8
>literally 3 or 4 commands i found on google
>get full admin access
>delete a bunch of valued information
>oh shit il get caught
>show a bunch of retards how to do it
>they think its so awesome
>retards think theyre hackers now
>they keep doing it n get caught
>they get suspended for all the shit i actually did
>they never snitched
>mfw
>>47055621
post the nudes nigger!
>>47055712
because he's lying. der
High school.
I would boot the iMacs in single-user mode (terminal thingy), entered a couple commands in the to make local admin accounts, installed a pirated counterstrike source on most of them, gave out the logins to everyone, and had massive lan parties across the school.
IT wasn't impressed.
installed a keylogger, infiltrated emails, collected nudes.
>>47053293
Sneaky baastard kek
super-glued all the mice to the table.
>>47055751
god fucking damn it why didn't i think of that! SHIT. its okay, i still have friends that go to high school i can give them all these gr8 ideas
>>47055712
>>47055736
Perhaps I should've clarified -- I got access to social media accounts. Hence, facebook messenger.
>>47055761
pics or it didnt happen
>>47055761
OK. That makes sense.
>>47055751
That is not even geeky --just mean.
>>47055345
>KSP
underage B&
>>47055772
its not mean dude FUCK the schools!
literally hope all schools get shot up tomorrow by some ISIS terrorist sand kebab niggers
>>47055775
This is recounting memories, not telling what happened yesterday.
KSP was big at my highschool. I still love it. I am not underage.
>>47055776
Go to sleep, it's past your bedtime.
>>47055790
screw u
i do wot i wont
Whenever the browser needs to display an error like 404,bad gateway or something like that it will always say "There's something wrong with your face" instead.
I could never do anything because my school used Macs and had them extremely restricted.
>>47055823
macs especially are very easy to hack you're just not smart enough
made a message pop up on my friend's computer that said "your gay" in a command prompt window at my school's computer lab
>>47055838
are you part of anonymous holy shit
>>47055771
Not comfortable sharing those here, so nah.
during the last few months of my senior year the district switched all the computers to some thin client shit
the worst you could do is unplug the ethernet
the first year I went to that high school they had everything running windows XP, it was so easy to get away with stuff
>>47055848
pussy
blur out the face
>>47053155
Underrated post.
Back in le old times, about 2009, every student and administrative folder was on a shared drive. It was fun deleting annoying students projects.
>>47055849
doesnt matter what computer or OS that shithole of a computer had or what security it had you can always boot up linux or install windows xp on it and fuck with it
Installed Quake 3 on all of them and organised arenas with the whole class at every break.
Also dueled during some classes.
>>47053137
made a program that goes full screen, flashes colors and beeps through the mobo speaker
named it Counter-Strike and put it on every library computer
saw one kid use it and then panic, he asked the library lady for help who was like 65 years old, she then ran out the room to get the janitor to help at which point I left, we didn't have any IT people in high school so they probably struggled with it for a while
was pretty funny
I did the same thing in year 12 last year with Linux. School password was Leeden7291. What was yours?
>>47055898
i fucking hacked the admin account via superuser and made the password 123 and after deleting a bunch of shit i gave it out to a bunch of people and one of them got suspended hueheuheuhueh
>>47053137
>What's the best thing you've done on a school computer?
Learned.
>>47055924
Holy shit thats my my gf, I'm going to find you and beat the shit out of you, kid.
>>47055924
ok, I take back what i said to you.
cheers mate
In elementary school I changed the homepage of a bunch of the machines to a javascript message box saying the computers have been hacked
>>47055934
come at me, fat man.
>>47053137
Taken it.
>>47055941
yes,
you just need to have some trix up ur sleeve. pleb
>>47055946
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>47055950
Ok trol baby
>>47053137
flipped that voltage switch shit on the psu, left it turned off at the wall, next person flips the wall switch thinking its le funknee ruse prankin and their pc pops with a lot of smoke
>>47055965
everyones a navy seal here pal
>>47055851
>calling someone a pussy on the internet.
>I bet you lift....
>300 pounds every time you stand up
>>47055268
no you didn't
>>47055966
did i rustle your james bond ?
keklamaoski
>>47055983
pussy
>>47055849
>high school
>XP existed
Fucking child.
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
Am I the only one?
>>47056009
oh fuck off
everyone on 4chan nowadays is a 12 year old except for you and a few other 60 year old pedophiles
>>47055983
>>47055996
pussies
>>47053137
*tips fedora*
>>47056023
prolapsed chode
>>47056019
HEY! I'm not 60.
>>47056009
>Windows XP was released in 2001
>>47053137
almost got expelled for writing and bringing a virus on a floppy in 7th grade
>>47056030
>misspelling choad
pull keys out of keyboard. reorder them to spell "fuck yawl"
>>47056040
>implying i care
>>47056013
Nope
Dumped a batch file into the start up folder that spammed command prompts that have a "matrix" of the word "booty" until every bit of ram was used.
I also deactivated the boot drive, turned on manual control of the fans in bios, cranked the fans to 100% at all times, and then locked the bios with the original bios password but with a "1" at the end. The computer had an "out-of-order" sign on it for about a week. It eventually disappeared and was replaced with a spare computer. Never saw that computer after that. You could tell the differences because of the scratches, worn OEM stickers, and profanity scribbled on them.
Needless to say that the computer maintenance people at my old school where pretty special.
>pic like the computers we had.
Used the "safeguard" (software used to keep all systems from going to pornsites) to redirect google.com to pornhub.
Google was the startpage for each pc, and thus every pc went to pornhub.
>>47056165
Ooh... That is fun...
>>47056047
>implying he cared whether or not you care.
>implying I care.
>use mitm attack script shit to get principals password
>send e-mail asking for the "secret" number to call the schools PA system
>spam shitty music throughout the school
bonus of doing other shit with her password like changing all the computers wallpapers as it was grabbed from a server upon login
>pulled out the CMOS battery to unlock bios
>ran xubuntu from live usb
Nothing crazy. I was sent to military school junior year and just wanted to play cave story and continue working on my lua-based space shooter for the Nspire. I eventually got caught and they made my life hell. C'est la vie.
>>47053137
I was the first person (I don't know how) to realise that every student in our school was an admin user on our macbook LAN. We could pretty much do anything using screen sharing. I went on random people's screen and took photos in photobooth, looked at their pics, etc... Was a kek until IT admin found out.
>>47053137
> Hey Mr. Derp could you install "video editing program" ?
> Sure thing anon,
> logs in with his creds
> pull bios jumper
> get his password
> able to understand how the derpy ass grade books work and laugh
> Pull bios jumper
> install Ubuntu
> they caution tape off the computer as they were scared of their freedom.
In my junior year my school supplied Chromebooks to the underclassmen and had a byod policy for the rest of the students. I spent the next two years doing absolutely nothing but playing Dope Wars and a few other games SSHed into an SDF server from my PowerBook G4
Used shutdown -i in cmd to fuck with some kids pcs
>>47053155
Replaced the hardrive, installed a new OS, basically rebuilt it from scratch.
With permission.
Set beautiful furr-art with 2 male gays as wallpaper.
>Kids using netsend to "secretly" communicate between IT classes
>Admins block access to cmd.exe but dont' disable netsend
>Friend, who's a much better programmer than me, makes an Excel document that lets you use netsend
>Ask to look at the code
>Add a counter so every 12th message sent goes to * instead of the named recipient
>Distribute modified version on a floppy
>Most users close the document after sending a message so nothing happens for a few weeks
>Finally, one of the special kids sends an obscenity heavy message to every computer in the school, including the head teacher (principal) and administrators
>Netsend finally gets disabled
>be in class for people who dont give a shit over summer
>basically bookwork to make up classes you fail
>some classes 300 pages of work
>"Most people only make up a half a semester"
>"Work can only be done in-class"
>"oh and you can use the computers if you want"
>challenge accepted.
>Get two pc's
>use input director for kvm
>one for google
>other for word
>80wpm
>4 weeks go by, half of the class is now over.
>made up 4 fucking classes worth of work
>others are not even half done with one class
>My job here is done
I was known as the asshole that changed the rules on that class.
netsend the message "people from <nearby town> are gay" to the whole school
>>47055865
No you fucking dip its a thin client
>>47057329
It's a fucking computer isnt it? It has a bios reset method to clear passwords. it has a usb port, it probably can boot from usb
I got suspended for creating a shitty program in c# class that plays keyboard cat on startup. It wasn't funny just obnoxious and I regretted it as soon as I heard it on all the computers at roughly the same time and everyone looked at me.
A friend and I set lolicatgirls.swf as the browser homepage on all the computers in the special ed lab.
>>47057339
Look up thin clients...
>>47057339
The idea is it isn't a computer, it is basically a video link to a vm on a server
>>47057259
Similar thing happened at my school. After netsend finally got disabled, I wrote a chat program in VB6 with socks and whatnot. It got fairly intricate... You'd have one guy run his program as "server", then everyone else would connect to his IP as clients. You could have up to 50 people in a "room", there were emoticons, nicks, and you could kick/ban people. I was working on a lan server search feature before giving up on it.
Handed it in as my final project for Prog12 too.
>>47053137
I had a shit on one
>people talking about wifi and facebook messenger in their school
As I was leaving school they upgraded the IT suite from Acorns to Windows 98 machines.
On the plus side we were taught basic programming in IT which seems to be more than most of the people here.
>>47053143
LE TIP 4 THOSE WHO DISAGREE!
>>>/reddit/
When I was young and edgy, I wrote a little virus that would format all HDDs on the machine on the next reboot. It would copy itself to all drives including network drives and launch. It managed to wipe out most of the schools and a couple servers in the district. Luckily for the IT guy, they had tape backups.
>>47053523
One time I used that stupid hacker to flip the class upside down. Whole desktop thought I was a Ctrl+alt+arrow key shortcut.
>new to Unix
>on school's system
>learn about du command
>wonder, "how big is their disk?" and enter "du / &"
>start getting permission error messages or some such
>notice system load going up
>didn't yet learn kill command
>panic
>frantically flip through copy of Unix in a Nutshell
>eventually find kill command and terminate process
sorry, not the most exciting ending
>>47053137
(this was 15 years ago)
> turned the little switch on the back from 230v to 110v
>when they switched it on in the morning the power supply exploded and filled the classroom with black smoke
>>47053137
Sabotage.
>compsci teacher is a bro
>teaches us basic linux stuff, bash scripting, C
>hates principal like everyone else
>local company sponsored some stuff for school for the publicity
>principal made the compsci teacher make a "cool" flash banner for the company's page in exchange
>teacher makes one but is angry because doing projects for external companies so the principal can cozy up to them is not in his job description
>teacher knows Anon does ActionScript (this was like 2005)
>teacher gets Anon to write a script which broke the banner and screwed with the company's page a few days after the teacher quit his job
2015 teacher is still a bro
>>47053137
made a fake windows login screen in visual basic, used it get the teachers password. went into their account and saved loads of porn on the desktop and shit.
>>47056691
This.
It was so easy and writing messages were fun. I included a little 8===D in the message when I sent it out and the teacher freaked out, called the IT department and said that "there was a picture of a penis on the screen"
For even more fun, I made a batch file that canceled the shutdown, passed it to 3 others and got to watch everyone get butthurt when their stuff got lost.
>filename
>>47058396
When I was younger and dumber, not knowing what it done I flipped one of those switches and then proceeded to plug the turned on power cord into the back while holding the computer with my other hand.
When I was in college, I changed the login screen on a PC so it said "Log in, you dirty kike" or something like that.
There was an investigation and shit, but they never found out it was me.
>>47053467
Jet fuel can't melt steel memes
>>47053137
found out teachers smartschool account and broadcasted a blonde sucking a horse's dick on all student pc's
>>47058525
Some guys at my school made an HTML page which "revealed" some of the school faculty as "fifth column cryptojewry", with pictures and fictional profiles saying stuff like "John Principal, born SHLOMO BLUMSTEIN, son of Polish Jews, Zionist, kabbalah practitioner (...)", and they set it as the home page in the library.
The guy who did it was never discovered.
Sometimes I'd turn off random computers on the network, other than that I tunneled through a server at my house to play runescape.
>>47058614
Fucking brilliant.
Changed the keyboard keys around so they all said shit like "wankybum" and "Hitler".
Got found out. Shit was awkward.
>>47053137
ebin and so edgy /pol/ :^)
>>47058681
Kill yourself.
>bring usb drive with live boot of linux installed into school
>guess the bios password correctly
>boot linux drive
>create windows xp admin account
>delete dll file to allow logging in locally
>reboot into admin account
>VNC style spying software isn't protected in anyway other than requiring an admin user
>Can see what ever computer in the school is doing, send shut down commands etc
I use to screen shot the desktop, hide all the icons and apply the screenshot and he background. All the icons looked like they were there, but nothing worked.
Internet access was granted through a login, three wrong attempts it would deactivate the account. User names were backed off of the students names, I worked in yearbook and had a list of every students name. I deactivated all the underclassmen accounts.
>>47058705
I set a BIOS password to a computer. It didn't get fixed in like a month or something so I felt bad and just took it off.
>>47053510
Nice man. We had Halo, the 2 original Fallout games and a cracked version of minecraft. Shit was always fun.
Found a way to get on Truthtube.tv and just watched beheadings and terrorists getting bombed all day.
Still managed to get a merit in my IT GCSE.
>>47053293
How is this done?
I would use proxy severs to bypass the schools web filter.
Created 'invisible' files on the desktop.
Created .DLL files and changed the it on to IE icons and other random icons that would do things such as shut down the computer, or open up a large number or porn websites in whole new Windows. Did that on the computer connected to projected one day, that was funny when it was activated..... Oh my younger years...
>>47058805
>the image of some poor kid or teacher trying to open muh internet explorer and shutting down the computer
kek, how?
>>47055751
I glued a quarter to the floor. Dumb cunt of a spanish teacher spent ~5 minutes trying to pick it up
I failed that class because of her, but that semester was so worth it,
I installed gentoo on the compsci teacher's computer
I took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all icons on the desktop, set the task bar to the top of the screen, set it to auto-hide and then set the screenshot as the desktop wallpaper.
>>47055775
The only thing with pcs I remembered doing was handing out a usb filled to the brim with hentai when I was 12 and shoved it on the public folder in the school computer. The IT teacher and main teach pulled me up and made me look as some other kid browsed through each image to shame me. Oh god was it awkward.
>Somebody forgot to lock his PC?
>Set Meatspin.com as his startpage
>Take a screenshot of his desktop
>Hide all icons
>Hide the processline
>Lock the processline
>Set the screenshot as his background
>Flip the screen
>>47053155
/thread
>>47053476
That's pretty hilarious, I wish I could have done the same thing when I had the chance to back in the day.
>>47053137
In art class, they had a bunch of oldschool macs that had wallpapers of the main building of the school. I managed to photoshop the name of the school to subtly spell a profanity word and then changed the wallpaper on all the macs when we had a substitute teacher who didn't care.
No one noticed the wallpapers for months until the IT guy pointed it out to the teacher when he was diagnosing a problem for her.
I once used that command that supposedly sends a message on everyone's computer on the network.
Sadly almost every computer was upgraded to XP which had that feature disabled by default, it worked on a computer on the other side of the school though so it was fun when somebody came up asking who was it.
Luckily I didn't use my pc
>elementary school
>single computer running windows 98
>at home dad always used defrag to make it faster, looking at the squares was fun too
>school computer is slow
>I know what to do!
>start up defrag
>go back to class
>later on another teacher finds that
>finds me and yells that I ruined the computer and defragmenting the hard drive means destroying it
>made to write something about not taking initiative 100 times
>later on in the afternoon she calls her husband and he tells her that defrag doesn't destroy hard drives but actually makes systems faster
I'm still sore about that even 15 years later
>>47053161
Gibson?
Is that really you?
