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Apple Engineer Talks about the New 2015 Macbook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHZ8ek-6ccc
Nice meme
>>46968115
Nice meme
>>46968115
So this new macbook have only 1 USB port and jack for headphones? Really? How this even possible?
>>46968186
BUY SPENDING MORE SHEKELS©℗®™, GOYIM
>>46968115
Is this a new epik meemmeem?
>>46968115
Finally
I've been waiting for this.
>>46968186
It's Apple and Intel's idea for the future, going all wireless, to be honest they were correct predicting some trends
>>46968115
Is apple coming to and end? Im scared /g/..
>>46968186
Why not put iOS on it as well? No ports, arm, it would just werk.
>>46968115
nice meme there mr. tripfag
I chukled. A lot.
Loll they did this for Halo MCC as well!
>>46968301
>look I posted again!
>>46968186
You wanna know the best part?
IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING MAGSAFE
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This guy wears a lot of hats.
>>46968115
This was good, but the 970 one was better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=spZJrsssPA0
Not as good as GTX 970. Those two syllables he inserts randomly between parts of his story shouly always be the same.
>3.5 gb
kek
>>46968381
The G-Sync one is also pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqE6eo-Tl3I
>>46968359
>THEY'RE USING A STANDARD
>NOT THEIR PROPIETARY ADAPTER
>WOW FUCKING RETARDS
What's your problem
>>46968676
I've never seen a single person complain about a non-standard laptop charger.
But I've seen plenty of people brag about MUH MAGSAFE charger.
>>46968812
Apparently the new Chromebook Pixel also has Type-C for chargin! That's a big plus and I hope it becomes a trend
>>46968842
Yeah, except the 2015 Pixel has two USB 3.1 Type-C ports, two USB 3.1 Type-A ports, and an SD card slot.
With more than one port, you can charge your laptop and connect to a USB device at the same time.
>>46969018
*two USB 3.0 Type-A ports
Look mom I posted it again xdddd!!!!
>>46969018
Yeah well its a fucking pig that's 1kg heavier than the macbook
>>46969018
Ironically it's the computer that was designed to have the least peripheral compatibility
>>46969061
A farmer is happier with a pig instead of a bony pig with lipstick, anon.
>>46969109
>hurdurrdurr
Fact is that this laptop is way heavier than the new Macbook for little to no real work benefit, no counting checklists isn't to anyone's benefit.
And it doesn't even have storage.
>>46969061
>Pixel: 3.3 lb (1.50 kg)
>Macbook: 2.03 lb (0.92 kg)
>1kg heavier
kek
>>46968331
And Nvidia 3.5! l0LZ
this is a shit parody, and no, i'm not supporting the macbook. The script is just too shitty, compared to the 3.5 or the S6 one
>>46969254
What's the S6 one?
>>46968331
link
>>46969270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdPL4W8LXgY&feature=youtu.be
>>46968267
>predicting
forcing people into trends is not exactly predicting
>>46968115
>ULV CPU with almost the same performance as shitty atom z3770
>eMMC drive on the motherboard, takes almost no power
>soldered low voltage RAM
>no fans
>low power screen with LED backlight
>batteries takes about 4 times more space than the motherboard itself
>still only 9 hours of battery life on maximum power saving modes
What a piece of shit. My x220 with i7-2640m, 16GB of RAM, 480GB SSD, 4G+GPS module, IPS LED screen and three separate USB controllers (USB 2.0 + 2x USB 3.0 controllers) with 90Wh battery lasts for almost 13 hours.
DONT BUY APPLE SHIT
>>46969385
Worst part is I bet all of that costs less than this machine
>>46969385
Is the Core M based on Atom though? I have a 3750 tablet and I'd love to hackintosh it but the kernel doesn't support the Bay Trail series (yet)
>>46969425
it's not based on atom, but it has the same performance as atom z3770.
>>46969385
>eMMC drive on the motherboard, takes almost no power
Bullshit. It's a SSD.
>>46969302
That one is way better timed.
>>46969567
eMMC is an SSD.
>>46969385
>chinkpad
no thanks
>>46968115
480p camera is just hyperbole, right?
>>46968267
Wireless. As if. Allow me to go buy a 200 dollar lazer mouse because my current wireless lazer mouse has a usb plug and not bluetooth. I'm not going to jump through hoops to buy an Internet browsing machine for over $1000. Especially when the motherboard is small enough to fit in my phone, and the specs are worse than my 2007 laptop, which costs $450
>>46969891
nope
>>46968115
multikek!
>>46968115
I fucking love these.
meanwhile in europe, even better
pic related
>>46970000
>lazer mouse
WTF is a "lazer"?
Is it anything like a laser? Or just a marketing term for a LED (not a laser)?
>>46968115
Here's the original with English translation...because this Reddit faggot OP thinks this 700th mock-up is hilarious!
https://youtu.be/WDiB4rtp1qw
>>46972951
This guy is having so much fun, I'm kinda jealous I'll never be able to laugh like that.
dongled again
>>46968115
Apple fails again.
Hopefully their deluded loyal fanbase will slowly dwindle into obscurity after all of these fuck ups.
Didn't we all laugh at exactly the same things when first macbook air came out?
>>46971614
That's not too bad considering VAT and how badly the euro is doing right now.
>>46973145
>Hopefully their deluded loyal fanbase will slowly dwindle into obscurity after all of these fuck ups.
As much as wish for this too, people are actually getting dumber, not smarter.
Are these going to be made for everything from now on?
That's how you ruin memes
>>46973149
Didn't the original MacBook Air have a power connector too though?
>>46973206
>people are actually getting dumber, not smarter.
Looking at the posts in this thread that's hard to imagine. And scary.
>>46969061
>being this DYEL
pls lift lanklet
What was that nigger actually saying?
>>46968381
why does this have the old youtube comment system
I don't understand
>>46976205
he worked as a chef and was told to put the equipment out at the ocean overnight to clean it off
but he later found out it got swept away
They usually do this, but with something to keep it in place. Obviously he didn't do anything like that
