Apple Thread II
we ain't gonna take yo data' :<)
>>46930018
kek
BOTNET
sticky pls
Wait for sticky
Black people like apples they making medical breakthrougsh
oh shit
one one hand >lol no ports
on the other hand is that a huge motherfucking trackpad I'm seeing?
>Apple netbook
GOY mac vs industry
Fucking thinfags
No USB port!
>inb4 1.1ghz core M
>fullsize keyboard
>no numpad
>>46930018
So this is thinner than the air? So are they killing the air?
WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS. WHAT ARE THE SPECS.
>>46930183
yeah what the fuck
How long till blacks have a Gold mbair on a chain
OH FUCK TAKE MA SHEKELS
LAGGY STREAM
AYY
>all the way to the edge
>still has edge
all new ;^)
DOME SWITCHES
THINKPADS STATUS: REKT THE FUCK OUT
>>46930203
>66% less ports
>Thinnest and lightest Macbook yet
>Still heavier than a Yoga Pro 3 or a Surface Pro 3
BUTTERFLY KEY
$2000 Notebook with the performance of a $200 Minibook
Who the fuck buys this garbage
>no usb port
no thanks
>
INDIVIDUAL LEDS
$9.99 EACH
>This thread is now a sticky
STICKY
BUTTERFLY MECHANISM!! HOLY SHIT!!
APPLE REINVENTED THE KEYBOARD!!!
BUDDERFLY MECCHANISM BITCHES
>12"
>2304 x 1440
dell btfo
>The thread is now a sticky.
>The thread is now a sticky.
>The thread is now a sticky.
>The thread is now a sticky.
>The thread is now a sticky.
REV UP THOSE THOUSAND ADAPTERS YOU WILL NEED WITH THIS SHIT
WE STICKY NOW
WE STICKY NOW
WE STICKY NOW
WE STICKY NOW
WE STICKY NOW
S
T
I
C
K
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SLO MO TYPING
>4 LEDs under the space bar that don't light up anything.
HOLY FUCK KEYBOARD IS 4X BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE!!!
WOBBLING
WOBBLING
WOBBLING
WE STICKY NOW
>2304x1400 resolution
Why are they so ass backwards?
apple invented pixels
Who even uses type C USB?
I've never seen it otherwise.
NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS NANOPICSELS
stream where?
>2304x1440
WTF
>>46930245
>This thread is now a sticky
Now with new 24% lighter shitposting. Apple reinventing threads
>yfw thinner
>yfw bendgate again
Red Pixels! Blue pixels! Green shekels!
>>46930233
PRAISE APPLE, THEY FINALLY INVENTED MECHANICAL LAPTOP KEYBOARDS
>2304x1440
Captcha: iappl
STICKY
those arrow keys.. ugh
>>46930278
so mad
>INB4 IT BENDS
>>46930273
dude it's 16:10!
AND it's probably usable at normal DPI too
holy shit so hyped
>keys that shallow
APPLE INVENTED FEELS
HEPTIC FEEDBACK
Omg the mods finally stickied this thread
>Not stickying the OG thread
RIP CLICKING
I'm not a mechanical keyboard fag, but that new keyboard doesnt look that promising
12-inch display
2304 x 1440 resolution.
.88mm thin
Force Touch trackpad.
YES!
vibrating touchpad?
>dat feel
>dat feel
>dat feel
>>46930287
>mfw can put macbook in my skinny pants
apple is kill
>taptic feedback
can't wait to lay my cock on that touchpad
THIN IS IN :^)
Literally my favorite trackpad.
dat screen is sexy though. no hdmi is odd
>>46930281
Everyone's about to.
>>46930263
Macbooks have light eminating around keys aswell, you should google something one day kiddo
Adjustable feels
>>46930235
That looks like a USB type C port
Beginning of the end for thunderbolt I'm betting
APPLE INVENTS FORCE
inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM inb4 4GB RAM
FORCETOUCH FORCEFIELD FOURCECLICK
>force touch
RAPE
>>46930322
u wot m8
>>46930322
Faggot
NEW GESTURES CONFIRMED!!!!!!
What is Apple's most over-used adjective in these presentations?
>>46930322
MODS ARE GODS
>>46930322
nice dubs
>Force click
What kind of stupidity is this?
>>46930322
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>46930298
It's a feature
I just wish Apple didn't take such a premium just for being Apple.
All this is really impressive, but "THINNER-CRISPER-SMOOTHER-FASTER" isn't worth it if you get a small screen for a heavy price.
>>46930322
EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK EPEK
>>46930322
good job moot
APPLE INVENTED WACOM DIGITIZERS
>>46930322
Nice dubs swaglord ;^)
I'm sensing lawsuits from cripples regarding the forceclick
>>46930322
MOOT PLZ.
I wanted this new MacBook before I saw the ports, or rather, the lack thereof.
>>46930322
NICE
Is this supposed to replace the Air? Will the normal Pro still be available?
>>46930322
>WOAH
WOW
>disney buys star wars
>apple owns disney
Fuck me.
Here's the Specs:
Core M
4Gb Ram
64gb SSD
$1,200
"WOAH!"
>>46930322
basedmods
>>46930322
HEH
My dad is going to force-clicking everything.
>>46930322
checked :^)
>>46930322
MOOOOOOOOT I MISS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FANLESS
FANLESS
FANLESS
FANLESS
FANLESS
what the fuck is going on here
I am being offered a computer with NO PORTS
and I'm reaching for my fucking wallet
help me /g/
>fanless
Haha time for 90c under load.
It's probably a core M and they'll probably market it into the $1k price range because fuck everyone.
O/U on how long until these deep force drivers wind up in the linux kernel?
>2021
FANLESS
OVERHEATING WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
even the mods are shitposting now
>ban incoming
>FANLESS
ENJOY YOUR OVERHEATING AIR
>>46930322
cheats
>>46930322
MOOT GET OUTTA HERE
FANS BTFO
>Force touch is just a three finger click
INNOVATION
Don't think this will get noticed in the whirlwind of hype comments.
I honestly think that the new macbook won't be that usefull for anyone but people who are on the go or write with the laptop on their lap. I honestly prefer a 15" laptop when I'm doing actual work. Heck proper monitors are better. Yeah I know you can get a docking station but still.
The selling point of the keyboard being better is silly imho. The current one types fine although a proper mechanical keyboard is always better. The bezel is still pretty big but whatever.
The upgrade will only be worth it if you have a lot of money or if you need an apple laptop for on the go.
Apple should move away from the 13" market and produce a new 15" laptop for work use.
APPLE INVENTS OVERHEATING
FANLESS
inb4 overheat
>No fans
Uhh
Macbook has >nofans
>>46930369
pls god no.
inb4 housefires
>no fans
OVERHEATING INBOUND
>fanless macbook ever
kek
damn, apple is unveiling a new macbook air here, this is like adding insult to injury to these PC OEMs.
HOUSEFIRES CONFIRMED
THROTLING CONFIRMED
Apple Raspberry PiBook
Doesn't lag on Facebook!
FUCK FANSS
>core m
into the trash it goes
>fanless
uhhhhh
>>46930359
Who?
taking a Ipad logic board and now connecting a keyboard to it.
Congrats
inb4 your mac melts
This thing is going to overheat and throttle like a sack of shit just like their shitty iMac
![apple-watch-macbook-spring-forward-2015_0929[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fL0SAf8.jpg "apple-watch-macbook-spring-forward-2015_0929[1].jpg")
its gonna bend like hell with all that battery bulging
FANLESS MEMES START NAO.
house-on-fire.jpeg
1.3 JIGGAHERTS
LMAO DO YOU EVEN CRYSIS???
✨ magic
>1.3GHz
Core M 1.3GHz Turbocharged up to 2.9GHz.
That looks almost comical
FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS FANLESS
>>46930398
It has zero performance it will not overheat don't worry.
I can't take all this heat
FUCKING CALLED IT
CORE M IS SHIT
we all knew it was going to be fanless, commence people complaining about the soundless quiet perfection being to silent.
>1.3 GHZ
>1.3 GHZ
>1.3 GHZ
>1.3 GHZ
>1.3 GHZ
THEY CAN BE TERRORISTS?
FANLESS FANS CONFIRMED BASED APPLE
I FUCKING WANT ONE
TAKE MY MONEY
TARBOCHARGED UP TO 2.9
>complex topology problems
>not arm
I am disappoint
>>46930422
My mac is 5 years old and ive had zero battery bulge
windows fag, you have to admit..this is crazy cool
>5 watt core M 1.9GHz
So great battery life and shit performance.
>>46930314
eh, can't be worse than what is in them now
>>46930434
Apple finds a way
TERRACE BATTERIES BITCHES
>fanless
Enjoy getting throttled after 3 secs of load, dem 1GHz, so sweet
>no ports
People will buy this.
>64 GB SSD + 4GB RAM for 1200$
TOPPEST OF KEKS
Applefags will defend this.
>MACBOOK
I CAME HARD
I've been wanting someone to make this for years and of course Apple is the first to deliver the goods. And that glorious name. Macbook.
>Every one else status
Rekt
>this is insane
>this is so cool
>this is so amazing
this is so demagogue
batteries created in shits
>35% MORE EXPLODING BATTERIES
If only you could remove the battery :^)
>>46930443
>complaining about the soundless quiet perfection being to silent.
wot
>This battery tech
Fucking incredible, gotta hand it to them.
>>46930322
where is your purple palm tree?
terraced batteries
terraced batteries
terraced batteries
>>46930394
i noticed it, here's your reply
No displayport?
Please, I need a bigger screen
>only 9 hours of battery life
>LESS BATTERY THAN THE RETINA OR AIR
BWAHAHAHHAA
>USB, DisplayPort, Power, HDMI, VGA: all in one connector
BTFO
I've never had problems with Macbook battery though
>>46930431
>Overheats after running for 3 secs on 2.9 GHz and then has to throttle
would you date an anon like this?
>Beats
>beats
>bEats
>>46930479
>taking a picture of your monitor
or you could just square off the edges
APPLE INVENTS LAG
NO CONNECTORS
NO CONNECTORS
NO CONNECTORS
>>46930293
It's OSX, unlike Windows it can actually do scaling and all that shit
GFTO
>Not even a headphone port
:^(
>>46930482
2 ports only, Usb C or something, and headphone jack.
MORE PROPIETARY PORTS
AYYYY
Posting in a gay sticky.
I wish the mods would sticky Free software threads.
USB, DisplayPort, Power, HDMI, VGA: all in one connector
>in one connector
>one connector
whatever happened to thunderbolt
NO USB
WE AIRDROP NOW
BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS
verdict: Yoga 3 Pro wins
>no wires
>all files being stream over your network
>>46930443
No, fanless implied core m, which has zero performance. Hell, chrome and firefox lag on my current core M, you can't even browse properly on the things
posting in a sticky
>1.3GHz
can that all in 1 connector handle my penis?
>ONLY 9 HOURS BATTERY LIFE
>ONLY 9 HOURS BATTERY LIFE
>ONLY 9 HOURS BATTERY LIFE
>SO THIN, BENDGATES
>NO BATTERY LIFE
AYY
>cool beat speakers and headphones
Whee are the asians in these pictures?
They're the ones who invented the tech you're showcasing anyway.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYSSSSSS
>>46930463
do you know what usb-c is? why would you want stuff you don't need anymore?
>9hrs
fuck you apple make it like 2mm thicker and give it good battery life you retards fuck
probably gonna get that dell xps thing instead fuck you
USB C!
![apple-watch-macbook-spring-forward-2015_0991[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sf04son.jpg "apple-watch-macbook-spring-forward-2015_0991[1].jpg")
FIREWIRE IS CONFIRMED DEAD
>we don't have ports because it has wifi and bluetooth instead
ITT: timesink failforce memein'
>mfw hide thread, browse /s/ till the faggoty is over
Did Apple really contributed to the development of type C USB?
>USB-C
THANK GOD WE HAVE AN INDUSTRY STANDARD NOW IN APPLE
>>46930535
:( but muh audio interfaces
>>46930502
But you dont need one, you just get the Apple® Adapter® Headphone jack® for only 39$ and you are all set to go, goy!
>>46930537
usb-c you fucking idiot.
>>46930521
you can rub it on that butterfly mechanism anon
>usb
pls no
apple adapter for everything sold separately for $69
>>46930535
apple stopped supporting firewire in like 2010
SINGLE
FUCKING
PORT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So... it charges via USB?
My Acer Aspire S7 does this but it also doubles as a displayport.
OPs mom: the port
Is this model only good for word processing and web browsing?
That boards was small as shit.
so i have to buy wireless headphones?
BLACK MACBOOK TAKE MY MONEY PLEASE
Dongle only 199.99
buy it
Some rapper gonna wear this shit on a chain nigguh
Envirnomentally friendly, lol but not chinese factory worker friendly
>>46930501
I'm currently using a hi res screen with windows and I prefer using Ubuntu with Gnome 3 because the hidpi mode is so bad.
inb4 ONLY $3999
>>46930559
yea
So what, I can't stick my flash drive in this shit?
Is it really just that one fucking port, dude....
>>46930422
>literally paying for empty space
>INNOVATION
OYYYYYYYY VEEYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>46930457
Just an excuse to sell proprietary batteries
>>46930559
Yes you fucking moron, haven't you read or see the thousand of usb-C type cable?
>can't plug in a usb
Fucking dropped. That's so shit
I hope they don't try this shit with the Pro
THUNDERBOLT IS KILL
No Thunderbolt or 3.5 jack? Really?
>>46930322
I sure do love how well /g/ is moderated.
Yep.
This is a surface pro but you can't remove the keyboard.
>John Ive
Fuck this nigga
