Are there any 'normal' (non-Apple) laptops that look as great as this?
>>46788346
I don't know.
>>46788346
I want to open it, put my dick in and slam the lid
>>46788346
No. Build your own.
Looks are subjective
Some of the ASUS laptops look decent, the Zenbook line I think.
The new Dell XPS13 looks pretty good too, shame about the flimsy keyboard though.
>>46788403
Too bad it can't stay at a constant brightness.
>>46788388
>build your own
>laptop
Please point me in the direction where you can buy laptop chassis and monitor frames.
>>46788403
this
personally i like how the x1 carbon looks
>>46788411
you can't
it's just some idiot spouting the same shitty meme over and over
>>46788346
Not really. Personally I like the low-fi look of the thinkpads and old Dell Latitudes but that's probably because of the laptop itself rather than the design of the shell.
>>46788388
Homemade laptops are a thing now?
>>46788408
They probably do that to save power, they're not going to let you disable it.
>>46788411
You don't buy snything to build a laptop. You may as well buy a laptop.
>>46788422
What meme?
>>46788469
Show pictures of your own self built laptop. If you are suggesting others to do something that you can't even do yourself, then you are just a stupid meme spouting faggot.
>>46788480
I don't trust uploading files to the Internet.
>>46788504
ebin meme xD :^) :^) :^)
>>46788504
Faggot.
>>46788516
What meme?
>>46788421
They are quite sexy in real life. Have a friend who's getting the v3 as soon as it is available stateside
>>46788528
What's wrong with not giving my location to the cults that run the Internet?
>>46788421
Those faggots at Lenovo destroyed the Thinkpad brand.
>>46788540
You already are by posting on here.
>>46788548
I'm protected by my web browser.
>>46788543
No, IBM did that when they sold it off to the chinks.
>>46788562
No you're not.
>>46788421
comes with free malware too!
>>46788543
>how do we continue to be competitive and offer business grade laptops really worth their salt?
>lets remove tons of features and make a plastic macbook air knock off.
>>46788571
Except I am, because I programmed it from scratch.
>>46788590
And let me guess, you're too scared to post the code because you're afraid we'll use it to find vulnerabilities from your shit programming?
>>46788548
Where the fuck is noot?
>>46788375
that's hot
>>46788580
thinkpads didn't come with malware
only the yogas
>>46788589
i cry everytime
>>46788606
No, because the only way to install it is to write the code into the source of your OS in Machine Code format.
>>46788346
wait a second OP, i searched this and what's its status? in production? or its since ended production? what's the story?
>>46788637
So you made your own machine architecture and your own custom fab processor as well?
>>46788651
As everyone should.
>>46788674
>>46788651
This is pretty good :^)
>>46788674
And where are you getting your internet connection from? I hope you aren't buying it from the cult.
>>46788682
What is?
>>46788694
The witty banter
>>46788693
It's easy if you have your own ISP.
hi all, why shouldn't i buy a chromebook pixel and an htc one mini and or sony xperia z3 compact?
>>46788717
>Paying for something you can build for free
Good one. Almost had me for a sec.
>>46788717
buy a dragon dildo and some pop tarts
I want
16:10 (or less wide) IPS matte screen
Good trackpad with 2 actual hardware buttons and middle-click available.
Good IBM-style thinkpad keyboard or decent equivalent, preferably with no windows/super key.
Thin and lightweight
Modern hardware
Apple Macbook build quality
It doesn't exist though.
>>46788757
Forgot to mention BIOS compatibility and easy to install Linux on.
>>46788757
Build it yourself.
>>46788346
hp elitebooks bruh
>>46788774
Can't build a laptop, at least outside really ghetto nigger rig abominations.
>>46788770
Never install Linux® unless you hate your freedom.
>>46788786
It's pretty easy if you know where to get parts from. And I mean REAL parts, not shit that you can buy from Wal Mart or whatever.
>>46788814
>getting your parts from anywhere
>not mining your own metals and forging them from scratch
How does it feel to be part of the cult? Kill yourself.
T904/935
>>46788346
Of course there are.
And mine's more compatible with hardware than that, too.
>>46788821
I know where to find parts for free. I'm talking about basic parts, the ones that make up what the cults force you to call "parts" (hard drive, monitor, RAM, GPU, CPU, motherboard, etc.).
>>46788757
The Latitude D630 is pretty modern.
And 16:10.
Not 'brand new', but core 2 duo at decent clock speeds.
ALSO, it's heavy, but there's a panasonic toughbook that's 16:10 and has an i5.
>>46788589
> also let's add some spyware. can never have enough of those.
>>46788854
so chunky. I'm not into BBW computers.
>>46788875
>Built by the cults and not the end user
How does it feel, having every choice made for you?
>>46788900
what about the D630? It's pretty small and nice. And it even has a firewire port and a serial port on the back!
And they are pretty damned cheap and on par with the high end thinkpads of the time.
>>46788904
it feels comfy not having to decide things. who would want that kind of burden and responsibility?
>>46788904
how does it feel not having the resources to build your own laptop, and getting offered a stack of 6 D630's by an IT guy you know who's been ordered to recycle them?
>>46788933
I have the resources to build the fucking fans, you hobo!
>>46788915
Serial is useless a USB to serial converter is like 15 bucks
>>46788969
funny. I can make a fan, too. I just got pre-built laptops free, though.
>>46788969
>building things that use electricity
how's it feel doing the cults work for them?
>>46788984
As someone who doesn't like wasting USB ports and realizes the benefits of an internal one (no drivers to install), I have to say that you are a moron.
>>46789024
I use freeDOS, and I approve this message.
>>46789020
Sounds like someone doesn't know what an at-home power generator is.
>>46789046
>using gasoline/diesel to generate electricity
still doing the cults bidding bruh
>>46789046
I seriously hope you've got that generator hooked up to a treadmill you run on to generate your power.
>>46789063
>What is nature?
>>46789078
nature is a fabrication of the cults, wake up sheeple, you're being lied to, there is no rainforest
>>46789101
Okay, let's not get crazy.
>>46789124
it's a bit late for that m8
>>46788622
You're right about the ThinkPads, but it was more than the Yoga that had the malware. Essentially every laptop they have except for the ThinkPads that were affected.
>>46788346
My HP Probook looks a lot like that, except the base is sligtly thicker.
>>46789130
What do you mean? Everything I've said so far has been completely rational.
>>46789156
>implying the insane can't be rational
Vaio Pro is the sexiest laptop of all time.
>>46789230
>>46788346
The Pixel is probably my favorite laptop of the last few years from a design perspective.
I really like the 3:2 display and I prefer the darker aluminum body to the silver aluminum used in Macbooks.
>>46788346
Ah, the renowned "Lackbook Pro". Lacks RAM, storage capacity and GPU power. What a turd.
>>46789230
>>46789239
Wanted one, bought one, returned it because I couldn't handle the keyboard flex.
Other than that and the overheating it was cool
>>46789182
(laughing maniacally)
I feel like ENVY had great design, then HP bought them and they went to shit.
>>46789156
You're not wrong
>>46789230
>>46789239
As an owner of one, I have to agree. The battery life and SSD performance are pretty damn good as well.
>>46789563
But, I have the "business" version (matte screen, no touch and windows 7) and it doesn't look quite as good as those pictures.
>>46788346
What is the market for the pixel? What kind of niche does it fall into? It doesn't make sense
>>46789230
>>46789239
too bad they don't sell anymore
>>46788346
x220
>that is all
>>46789642
There is no market for the Pixel. Google has lots of money to spend and wanted their employees to be coding on something other than Macbooks and crappy $200 Chromebooks so they made the Pixel. At this point they thought they may as well make it available to purchase for the public. It was never meant to be a money maker for them.
It obviously has major limitations but I recently was gifted one by a generous ex-Google friend and I have to say the build quality and design are awesome.
this is the best laptop ever made
>>46789821
after this one
