/g/ humor thread. Having a bad day today so I need a good laugh

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>>44536413

To save time, reboot your computer in the background using

reboot &

>>44536413
your moma so fat, not even dijkstra could calculate the shortest path around her.

>>44536413
So her weight is 2147483648 units of whatever?

Please confirm.

>>44536423
>this gif is only 43kb
wow

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>>44536462
yours is not mine

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>>44536413

>>44536525
Condoms are 100% if you actually use them as intended.

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>>44536496

>>44536588
More of these please.

>>44536588
Please tell me that was made specifically for the joke

>>44536588
>that's a number and a word!

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>>44536631

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>>44536413

>>44536564
ask your parents why you are wrong there

>>44536564
if by intended you mean "ruin sex" then yes they are 100% effective

>>44536909
has anyone tried the "real feel" ones, are they any better?

>>44536945
i tried trojan ecstasy and they were WAY fucking worse than the ultra thin ones, couldn't feel a fucking thing. haven't tried real lamb or real feel though.

>>44536588
that shit isnt only shit, it doesnt even work

>input: "/%&$&$%&"
>output: That's a number and a word!

>>44536423

>mfw dungetit

>>44537049
>he actually typed that out