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>>37948873

> tfw be skyping ex, she says i've changed
> ambiguous semi-bad feel
> same day
> get tinder sloot to snapchat me her tits
> take different sloot home to bang after night out

> tfw skinnyfat pajeet

>>37949348
yfw chick you banged will call in 3 months saying she's pregnant and can no longer poo in the loo

>>37949348
>Then pajeet woke up after a long day of sleeping in after posting creepy messages on Gianna Michaels porn videos all night long

>>37949348

>Trying to go back to school
>Go to figure out what I wanna do at their information center
>5 chicks there
>Small room
>Glances and smiles at me
>Sit next to one and some awkward small talk

>lost one pound every day for the last two weeks

You can't stop me

>tfw joined 600 pound club

holy shit lads im getting scared of my own power

>>37949375
>>37949362
>>37949358

kek
why would i lie on an anonymous vietnamese basket weaving forum