Does jelqing actually work? Is there a write up for this?
I'm 6.9"x5" and want more width man. It looks like I have a pencil dick. Especially since my girlfriend has a squat ass.
>>37940121
no
kys
>>37940121
Jelqued since 13. 37 now. Went from 4x3 to 9x7.
>>37940121
Is that Taylor Swift
>>37940134
Got some pics breh
>>37940134
Yea it does but get Bathm8 if you're lazy af.
go back to ur orange board u degenerate fuck
>>37940186
>asking for child porn
reported
unless you're below average (<5", rare) you shouldn't give a fuck
should you give a fuck, reevaluate your life
>>37940121
Damn son, whos the chick in the pic?
>>37940301
Taylor Swift you fucking asspie
Funny this thread should pop up, I just got into a LDR and I'm not gonna see her in person for a while. Been thinking about jelqing, myself to really rev things up when the time finally comes. So many mixed signals on the internet though.
>tfw no gf
>tfw I don't know that feel anymore
>feelsamazingman
>>37940261
this website is 18+
>it isnt
>>37940381
>LDR
ok anon
It's not gonna work Jon, just be happy with your dick size and be happy it still gets hard
>>37940121
is 5" girth even enough these days?
>>37941967
no, women are size queens thanks to their abundance of choice
Yeah just get some vaseline and jelq for like 250 strokes ED and within 3 months you might grow a quarter of an inch in length and girth or something
But desu my dick has grown without jelqing
currently 7.25x5.75 and have yet to have ANY girl say I have a small dick, and normally get told i'm big when I pull my dick out hehe
feelsgoodmang.jpg
>>37943548
Is the meme true that women don't like big dongers past 5 inch girth? Considering getting a bath mats but I don't want to cockblock myself on girth
>>37945059
past 6 inch girth is probably too much for some.
no worries.
>>37945059
6.7x6 here. Girth is great. I've never had a girl who wasn't into it. Current girlfriend says she likes the "stretching" feeling. I'd really like to get to 7 or 8 in length, and 7 or so in girth. I'm considering jelqing pretty seriously.
>>37945059
>>37945560
This is ridiculous, sorry fellas. I have a monster cock clocking in at around 9 inches long and 3-4 inches thick. All women have loved it, even ones who started off complaining ended up loving it all the same.
>>37945583
>>37945560
>mfw it's true that 5" girth as good is a meme and 5.5" is the cut off range for good sex
Time to buy a bath mate
>>37945609
Sorry man. I hate to be that guy to another guy. If it's any consolation, I think my dick is pretty average, maybe even a little small. My girlfriend says it's perfect, and orgasms are easy to come by. But... I guess I'm interested in having a monster dick for me, not her.
>>37945592
I'm not trolling. Many women like girthy penis because they are loose.
But beyond 6 girth is approaching coke can size, sure some women can take it but forget a quickie and expect 48hr pussy cooldowns etc.
>>37945685
>My girlfriend says it's perfect
Why would she say otherwise? Don't take advise from women as it's never true
>>37945704
This is absolutely true. At 6, we have sex once a day, maybe twice if it's morning and night. She gets sore and overstimulated after every session. She's not loose. At least not relative to me.
>>37945710
Well, it's more about my orgasm percentage. I'm batting something really solid. No lower than 90%. Often I can get her to come twice.
>>37945685
it's not gay to want a monster dick for yourself. as long as it's attached to your body.
>>37945745
So I'm guessing 5.5" circumference is the gos dick? 5" is just too small for modern women
>>37945796
Nah it's fine. I'd start getting worried if I was like 4 inch girth or less.
>>37945704
48hr pussy cooldowns holy fuck lmfao. A very top kek indeed my man thank you.
>>37945796
I wouldn't say 5.5. I think 6 is best. From my experience it leaves them awed and interested. Some do some limited dick worship.
>>37940121
Never seen a single before and after pic with any noticeable difference. I hope im wrong but..
>>37945704
>beyond 6 is coke can
i just measured and a coke can has 8.75 inch girth
you are retarded
>have a 6.5x5
>when I asked all my gfs and they said they've all had bigger
>they all talk about their love of big cocks during sex and foreplay
>barely feel like im stretching them out
>mfw 5 inch girth is a meme
Simple google search, it takes like 5 seconds, says that average erect penis girth is 4.8", with the normal range being anywhere from 4-5".
So... you shouldn't have any issue if you are over 4" around, so long as you are not a tall guy. For some reason taller guys are expected to have a massive cock. I'm 6'2" and this has been my bane. 6.5"x4.5" ....
I honestly think girls sleep with me expecting a bigger one. They don't say anything, and I don't ask. I have friends who manlets, who are like 5'8", and have even smaller dicks, but they seem to have good sex lives, and their girls stick around longer.
I'm thinking my height makes me attract size queens, and that my normal size cock is smaller that what they expected.
Anyhow, don't be too tall for your cock.
>>37946998
>thinking woman want average
the average male is DYEL, is that the standard that women flock to?
>>37946966
yep, you just made that up homer. Women won't brag about their love of cocks bigger than yours right in front of you. Their "anti-slut" social defense mechanism prevents this.
Even if she loves the way huge dicks feel, she still will not say this directly to a guy who she is concerned with impressing - one whom she wants the approval of.
If she is not even concerned for your approval, and is just fine with rubbing your lack of size in your face, then WHY are you keeping her around?
Seriously? Havent you EVER felt the enthusiasm of a girl who is REALLY REALLY into you? When you're alone with her and she just wants to touch you and be with you and make you happy? One who will do your laundry, and do whatever it takes to sexualy please you? She will cuddle up to you while you watch your favorite movie, and fuck you in the middle of the living room floor, and nuzzle up to your chin as if you're the greatest thing on earth, and she makes you feel like that. Have you EVER had that?
If you had you would not tollerate a girl who treats you as you have described.
>>37946966
>tfw same size
>tfw I date asians from asia
>tfw they say I'm big
>tfw you can hit the end of their vagina and it is super tight
>>37946998
Cock insecurity is a huge deal. Dunno why really.
Girls generally don't care
>>37940179
yeah I thought the same thing
>>37947044
>Girls generally don't care
>>37947022
Women don't flock to men based on cock size. They will flock to them based on other things, but in general the big cock card can only be played once they already submit to sex with you.
Also, charisma, wealth and power > muscle any day.
This isn't to say you shouldn't build yourself up. Its a very good idea to, but quit worrying about your cock size.
>>37946966
Man women talk a big game. When they actually get it they go ow-ow-ow and put their hands in the way and shit, and start tapping out when it gets real.
Most of them don't even know what they're talking about and can't judge size at all. They think a small guy with a big dick is bigger than big guy with a big dick.
>>37947037
>yep, you just made that up homer. Women won't brag about their love of cocks bigger than yours right in front of you.
I either asked them when they were sober and 20% told me I wasn't the biggest, the other 80% told me I was their biggest. Got em shitfaced drunk and the 80% admitted they had bigger.
>why would I do this
because I had to see how deep the rabbit hole went
>why would I put up with this?
bcause I havn't fucked a virgin and its hard to find them at 24
>>37947063
cock card gives you confidence, which translates into charisma
>>37940186
WHO IS THIS EJACULATION SENSATION
>>37947073
5" isn't at the threshold though as all my gf's have been able to take it, somewhere 5.5-6.0" is that golden zone where where you stretch them without hurting them too much
>>37947063
>wanting to be that nu-male that women dont show lust to but rather simple attraction
>>37940121
>Does jelqing actually work?
Sure, if your goal is to ruin the only penis you'll ever have.
>>37947093
I think it was a one time only thing. not that poster but saw her in a before after thread a long time ago. had to edit it to be sfw for this board
>6x5.5
>never felt bad or insecure about dick size
Dick size threads and manlet threads belong on /r9k/
>>37947138
thats because you have the perfect girth and your length is able to hit the fornix of many women in certain positions. Also that chart is a meme or takes the worldwide average as 5 girth isn't preferable for many western women
>>37947137
>>37947093
haven't spent the time to look up the video but here is the full image if you wanted it
https://sli.mg/F4JRwP
>College girls on "Does Size Matter?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpYGdcQe01s
>>37947138
>in the red zone
Story time
>last year
>in college
>finals week
>6/10 tinder slut throws herself at me
>fuckitwhynot.jpeg
>be fucking her in her dorm room
>she came atleast once maybe more
>I finish
>laying there looking at the ceiling
>suddenly she squats over my chest
>niggawtf.gif
>she says "FIST ME!"
>"ugh... What?"
>"FUCKING FIST ME!"
>"THE LUBE IS IN THE TOP DRAWER, LUBE IT UP AND FIST ME!"
>knocked that bitch over
>grabbed my crap and got the fuck out
>11/10 would bang an ugly fist fucker again
I've never had a problem satisfying women, but that's the first and only time I've had a girl request such a thing. Anyone have similar experience?
>>37940121
Do kegels
>>37947232
should've done it
>>37947232
Why not tho? It was just a 6/10 tinderho anyways. A select few women like that shit, my friend has fisted a chick and he's well above average. Don't read too much into stuff just do.
>>37940251
>>37945059
>>37945609
Are these masturbation toys? I'm thinking about one but I'm /nofap/
>>37947661
its for getting a thiccer choc
>>37947725
I know but is it gonna get me off
That can't happen matey
>>37947728
>taking the nofap meme this far?
>>37947767
Leave me alone
>>37947778
>pls no bully
gb2reddit
>>37940121
Yes jelqing works OP, I probably shouldn't mention this on 4chin but le Reddit xD has a jelqing subreddit, look through the top posts and you'll see some evidence (not peer reviewed mind you)
also go to PEGym or Thundersplace, they've got a pictures subforum, some users post shit pictures but some post comparison pictures with the same lighting etc. every 1 month, so you can actually compare their pics side by side and you can see it's the same dick but it's grown
also
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448
there was another study done with another extender, published in the British Journal of Urology if I'm not mistaken, but I can't find it right now. I had access to the study and read the paper, there was statistically significant growth (p < 0.01) of 2.3 cm +- 1 cm SD after 6 months of usage.
point of the story being, yes you can make your dick bigger, it's just that medical orthodoxy doesn't really care about making dicks bigger, and there's no funding for it (nobody in academia wants to be known as the guy who studied whether you can make dicks bigger or not)
>>37947954
problem is length is a meme girth is what matters
>>37948020
Sure but jelqing is primarily a girth exercise. Just start slow and be careful so you don't kill your dick
>>37947954
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448
Hey nice thanks, might buy one. 9 hours a day is alot tho
>>37947954
>>37948046
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18990153
Gotcha bitch! Here's the second study.
>thinking dick size matters this much
>>37948091
found the dicklet
>>37940121
Why do I get the feeling these threads are all made by people marketing products?
>>37948762
Fucking kikes. Take your penis-breaking devices and go circumcise your self with them.
>another dick thread
Oh boi, i bet you also believe in the bbc.
>>37948785
>>37948793
to be fair women really do prefer above average dicks, not even shilling
>>37948785
>implying girls even have any idea what average is
>not even shilling
that's what a shill would say
>>37948926
>implying women dont take the average of the dick they've taken
>implying women dont universally like to be stretched out
>>37948864
Of course, everybody wants bigger dicks. But the Jew's stretching device ain't gonna make it happen.
>>37947138
>6.7x5.5
>top-right of redzone
Now that's what I call an ego boost
>>37948954
>empirical, peer reviewed evidence
>lel the kikes Xdddd
bait is delicious
>>37948954
if a genie comes out of a lamp and says he will either give you a 50% chance to increase your dick size by 10% or a 100% chance to give you $200, which would you choose?
>>37948972
If there were no side effects, 10%. If there was risk of dick breakage, the $200.
>>37949012
see >>37949006
for a better comparison
no chance of dick breakage with the bathmate as long as youre sensible (jelqing is a different story)
how can i measure my girth without a measuring tape?
>>37949066
wrap some cord (such as string or headphones) around it then hold it straight on a ruler...come on use some spacial reasoning
>>37940121
>6.9
>wants bigger
FUCKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SOME OF US ARE STUCK WITH TINY INFANT COCKS AND YOU'RE SITTING HERE WHINING ABOUT WANTIING BIGGER. NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME NAKED, I FUCKING HATE MY DISGUSTING 5 INCHER
>>37949066
I can wrap my mouth around it and compare to a ring sizer?
>>37949086
I'm 5 inches too and I've fucked like 6-7 girls..... But I'm fat , when I put the fat back , I'm a solid 6.5 , sometimes 7 on a good day.
>>37949086
he saids he wants more width, 5" girth is not very big for women
>have 5 inch girth
>will never stretch out a woman
why live
>>37940179
Nah because the dude isn't black.
ffs, jelqing does work but it has severe consequences. The one reason I can't fucking stand those two forums is they are so delirious and grandiose about the effects and never forebode the consequence.
You do get small gains but they are from traumatic damage. The original tissues inside are replaced with scar tissue. There is no safe way of gaining penis size on tissue that by normal means do not grow without hormones. This effect is amplified if you use pumps or whatever, and you can permanently damage your manstick beyond recovery.
>>37940121
>Squat ass
He actually fell for the high test meme
>not just injecting human growth hormone directly into your dick.
It's like you don't want a monster cock
>>37940134
>>37950379
All joking aside, will concentrated injections of HGH into my shaft cause my dick to grow?
>>37943521
Second
>>37940121
Well know that chicks like
>above average height
>above average face
>above average body
>above average dick
>naw man all you need is 3 inches because thats all a vagina can feel
>all these guys complaining about 5inch girth
>have 4inch girth
Meh I'll probably never have sex so I guess it doesn't really matter
>>37946808
Was worried my dick was like 2 inches haha
>>37947138
>you will never insert your 11x9 dick in a woman
>>37947232
I think she just wanted you to fist her and had nothing to do with your size. She should've gave you a heads up on the fetish though.
>>37947138
>mfw I'm literally average
>>37940134
Any "gains" from under 21 don't count, because your body is still going through puberty and developing. So you could have just genetically had a big donger.
>>37949569
Taylor Swift isn't known for dating black guys you retarded fuck.
>>37950736
>tfw you realize you need a 5.5" girth to please a woman
I've been jelqing pretty steadily for 3 ish years
6 inches in length to 7.5
5 inches in girth to 5.75
it works. it takes time and effort but it works. if you work it in with your regular masturabation sessions you're laughing. cause if you jerk off alot you will jelq alot.
jpop's 90 day challenge is what I started with. you'll get newb gains.
>>37953248
as you can see the gains arn't worth the time with jelqing.
>>37947193
fuck, that shit was so cringey.
and yet 9.5 million people watched it. just shows you how powerful cute 18-21s talking about dicks is
>tfw bf and you have the same lenght but his dick is literally as thick as a coke can and it makes you feel inadequate
>>37947138
Mine is 8. My gf doesn't like having sex with me often because it hurts
>>37953551
girth is what matters past you being able to bottom them out anon
>>37953399
like I said. how often do you masturbate ?
now add 300 jelqs to the beginning.
it takes 5-10 minutes.
think of it as stretching before working out.
>>37953743
Have to use lube or some shit though right? I wouldn't mind giving it a shot but can't be fucked dealing with lube
>>37947093
Looks like mayli from facialabuse
>tfw I've spent too much time in /gif/
impossible to jelq and not get hard desu
i can never get past like 15 strokes before i lose it
Is there no rush jelq exercises? Heard some can be good for the penis
>>37947138
Honestly I love my 7" dick. I could RAM every chick, break up sweats and fuck till morning. Sometimes they even wake up sore. I can do it, going in she loves it, go to deep she tells me to back off. Get her morecwet and RAM. Best feeling ever. Also, introducing girls to anal with my 7x3 is fucking gorgeous. By the second time I get then moaning and craving it. It gets the title, perfect size. Yeah there may be bigger but none that can work and fit any position mine can.
Be me feels fucking legit bras
>>37953743
any loss in penis hardness?
stil think a bathmate would be better, but thats only because I want more girth
>>37954075
>7x3
might as well stick a long Popsicle stick in her vagina
>>37954075
>7x3
>>37954093
How do u measure circumference? I put the ruler over my flacid it's like 1.5? Or do u cheat shit and wrap a ruler around the penis
>>37954075
>7x3
>3
>>37954114
>>37954114
you fucking measure the circumference like a normal human bean you idiot.
you really think measuring the cross section from the top of an oval is the best way to measure?
>tfw 7x5.5 masterrace
Every girl i've fucked has completely ended up becoming scarily in love with me.
>>37954114
>>37954149
more proof that 5" isnt the ideal girth
>>37954136
Guess I got it wrong, fucking faggot be me
>>37954075
>7"x3"
>>37954202
> fucking faggot be me
so I could stab my partner during sex with my needle? no thanks.
At least you dont have to buy equipment when you want to go fencing
>>37940121
I feel like if I jelq my little soldier will break.
It's the first time I heard about this.
Am I being memed?
>>37954365
Not a meme anon, it DOES work but if you do it your peenus WILL break forever.
>>37954399
How do I do it?
>>37954451
Google PEgym bruv
>>37954499
Thanks bro
>>37954533
make sure you start out aggressively to get good noob gains, your penis recovers quickly at first
>>37954564
Don't listen to that edgy anon, he just wants your peenus weenus to break. Read the guides m8
jelqing is pretty awesome. I read about it like a year ago and thought oh what the hell. I never measured my size, but I definitely have gains. the most amazing thing I gained through jelqing is rock hard erections though. before jelqing I often had a bit of a limp noodle, but now it's like solid rock when hard.
>>37954365
It's not a meme, but it is a lot of work. I mean you have to sit there for like 15-20 mins a day playing with your dick... Now that doesn't sound like a lot, but after you do it for a week you will find that it becomes annoying to keep up with.'
And on a side note - just because something is a meme, doesn't mean it's not true or doesn't work... Anything could be called a meme
>>37953544
>>37946808
>literally as thick as a can
ok
>>37955068
*0,5 liter coke can
the slimmer ones
>>37940121
Sort of, but it's a lot of work, it makes your dick sore and the gains come really fucking slow
I did it for a while and gained like 0,3 inches in girth and 0,4 in length. The problem was that my dick was so sore i could barley have sex and i lost the gains when i stopped
It's not worth it
>>37955406
if your dick is getting so sore it can't even function normally, you are doing it wrong. might even be detrimental to your gains if you overdo the jelq.
>>37943521
Women just want stability. They could care less about your smelly penor. Instead of jelquing sort out your life, motherfucker.
>>37955497
>not wanting a veiny monster cock the size of a cucumber to complement your shredded body
>>37955555
your quints won't save you from being called a nigger
>9in L, 3in G
>Wife says dick is fine she likes the deep feeling
>I want to get surgery to up it to 7in G
>Can't even go balls deep but feels like I have one of them oversized joke #2 pencil dicks
My limp spaghetti noodle can almost be tied in a knot...
>>37955497
>women don;'t like big dicks! they just want your money!
lmfao
>>37955682
damn.
I thought I had it rough with 6.7 by 4.6
surgery will probably be painful and somehow fuck up your dicky
if science goes too far and comes up with a way to perfectly replace your dong with a huge replacement dick grown on the back of a genetically engineered pig, would you do it?
>>37955682
You lie, a US Quarter worth 25 cents is 3 inches in circumference. Your penis cannot be 9 inches long with the circumference of a quarter, that is impossible. Your penis would be as thick as my thumb
>>37947232
wtf? you ran because she asked you to fist her?
i dont get it, cuz you though thats icky or cuz you thought she wasnt satisfied by your baby dick?
>>37955763
They said its a rather easy surgery as they're not removing the ligament that attaches the penis to the pelvis bone. They're just doing girth so they implant synthetic fat to make my hotdog into the Italian sausage it was destined to be. Wife is threatening to not have sex with me if I get the surgery saying its unnatural.
>>37955902
I'd take a picture but here's an image instead.
>>37956176
you already talked to doctors about the fat injection thing? i wonder if such a procedure is covered by eurocuck healthcare....
>>37956311
Its $5k for the injection and $10k for both length/girth enhancement. Length can add 1in-2.5in and girth the skies the limit although the doctor said anything more than 5in of girth will cause extremely bad stretch marks and possible tearing.
>>37956419
You could pay an asian/indian to fucking jelq your dick into 5 inches of girth for half that amount.
7''x4.5''
yet to have sex and feeling insecure af about it eventho it is average apparently
>>37956419
only 5k for massive girth? jeez, i might even do it.
>>37953931
seems legit, it has the reputable folks at penissizedebate.com behind it, after all.
>>37940121
>does jelqin actually work?
ayyyyy
>>37954114
put the ruler across, and multiply by pi
>>37956801
there are a bunch of versions of that graph, if you google search that image you find a few of them
>>37947037
>Seriously? Havent you EVER felt the enthusiasm of a girl who is REALLY REALLY into you? When you're alone with her and she just wants to touch you and be with you and make you happy? One who will do your laundry, and do whatever it takes to sexualy please you? She will cuddle up to you while you watch your favorite movie, and fuck you in the middle of the living room floor, and nuzzle up to your chin as if you're the greatest thing on earth, and she makes you feel like that. Have you EVER had that?
Does... does this exist?
>>37954075
>come here baby
>IMMA FUCK YOU WITH MY SPAGHETTI NOODLE DICK
>RAM!
>>37947037
>
Seriously? Havent you EVER felt the enthusiasm of a girl who is REALLY REALLY into you? When you're alone with her and she just wants to touch you and be with you and make you happy? One who will do your laundry, and do whatever it takes to sexualy please you? She will cuddle up to you while you watch your favorite movie, and fuck you in the middle of the living room floor, and nuzzle up to your chin as if you're the greatest thing on earth, and she makes you feel like that. Have you EVER had that?
stop pls
>>37956818
>guesstimating the diameter of your penis to use in a circumference formula when you can measure the circumference directly and get a result that's much more reliable.
full retard
>>37940121
Isn't 5" a little above average girth?
Also if jelqing works at all, it's reported to do far less for girth than length
Just do kegels hardcore every other day to maximize your erection
>>37940251
Everyone knows, even jelqers admit, penis pumps dont do jack shit. Why would a penis pump full of water be any different?
>>37955497
This is how you end up with someone cheating on you.
>>37943521
Women have had an abundance of choice for millions of years
Looking at the bell curve distribution, 5-6" is the most reproductively successful length of penis. Think about that.
Maybe women preferred giant penises, but the giant penises got swatted off by saber tooth tigers for hanging out there too far, who knows.
>>37947138
>tfw not even enjoyable tier
>no matter how much i lift i will always be a dicklet
>>37945059
Nah that's length women don't give a shit about. Unless you're hitting the cervix and causing pain, length is just a bonus because no down sides. G spot if 4 inches in. Average length penises satisfy women. Long penises give men confidence though, and length would be visually stimulating, but most women aren't visually stimulated.
Women really do give a shit about girth though and above average is where you want to be. I think most women state a max preference of 5.5. You should only care if you are below 5 inch girth, and you should NEVER worry. Worrying doesn't do shit.
>>37957062
Could you imagine a world where reproducing males are only chosen based on cock size rather than money/power/looks/ or "feelings"?
Every human male alive would have a massive dick. If using the trend for how height has changed over recorded history we would have dicks that would be almost 30-40% larger than current average.
>>37945592
>3-4 inches thick.
That better be diameter or your dick might break under its own weight
>>37946998
>I honestly think girls sleep with me expecting a bigger one. They don't say anything, and I don't ask.
It's a very simple explanation. They care about how tall you are but not how big your dick is.
I think women prefer tall men because height indicates a man is healthy and not starving. Size helps with survival too. It's also socially dominant to be higher than people.
If it has anything to do with your dick, you are a trophy man because all her girlfriends will assume you have a big dick.
>>37946966
>when I asked all my gfs
This sounds like a bad move than can be read as insecurity
I hope you jested that you've had even bigger in your ass than she has
>>37947138
>10x7
>enjoyable
This makes no sense, you're either a porn star size queen and it would be your preference or it would be extremely painful
>>37940121
Yes, but the idea is taking it slow for a long time, don't overwork your dick. Don't expect your results for at least a year. I jelqed from 6x5 to 6.5x6, mostly for girth. Girlfriend likes it, and I can hit her uterine wall if I push balls deep. Jelq for girth by jelqing 70% erect. You don't want more length. You might even gain/lose 1/4 inch while gaining a half inch of girth.
>>37947954
>(nobody in academia wants to be known as the guy who studied whether you can make dicks bigger or not)
You would be a legend in the eyes of the people
Who gives a fuck about your colleagues
>>37948954
Think about this
If we tasked some indigenous tribal culture with making their penises bigger with barbaric body modification, would you expect them to fail?
>>37957353
People wouldn't care. Look at fitness. Getting /fit/ is easy as fuck but it takes time and dedication. Everyone wants penis gains but they don't want to take years of following a routine. It's no different.
>>37946966
>when I asked all my gfs and they said they've all had bigger
>they all talk about their love of big cocks during sex and foreplay
u are the cuck meme in action boy
grow a pair and next time a bitch starts on that shit, stick your tiny cock in her mouth
I've never really measured but I'd venture to say roughly 8x6
I've had girls who couldn't blow me without scraping my shit with their teeth. I've had anal 4 times in my life, with 4 seperate girls, and none of them could take it past a few inches, never came like that and they all never wanted to try again.
Gfs have told me all the time that my dick was huge but I've watched too much porn in my life that I developed a pretty severe complex.
I know this is the internets and people lie about shit like this, But i'm not lying and I could potentially imgur proof it if you faggots want to look at a big cock.
I guess my point is having an above average dick SEEMS ideal, but girls legit can't really handle it and it makes the sex vanilla and bland. I've had a few that I could just go ham on but most don't really like it. A pro would be that I've fucked some of my exes' friends, presumably because said ex talked to her friend about the size.
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>>37947954
>there's no money in making mens' dicks bigger
holy fuck are you even from this fucking planet???
>>37957569
>I've watched too much porn in my life that I developed a pretty severe complex.
yeah, i think this is true for the vast majority of males.
did it ever help you with relationships?
>>37957577
There's about as much money to be made of jelqing as there is money to be made of teaching fatties proper nutrition. We're not talking expensive surgeries here.
>>37957614
>did it ever help you with relationships?
not really. when you are in a relationship, dick size is pretty insignificant IMO. It wont make it to relationship status if the girl isnt satisfied with your dick, same as how you wouldn't want to relationship a girl with some kind of genital flaw that you don't like.
It has helped me land casual sex though, even to the point of like
>oh anon I heard from tiffany that you have a huge dick
and then we fugged that night
>related nsfw http://imgur.com/obGVbt4 old pic i found I used to send on snapchat and kik
>>37957871
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>>37957871
I want a penis roughly the same size as yours. Currently 6.8x5.9
>7x6
>Brazilian gf with huge ass
>talks about how big I am when I fuck her
>>37957871
>same as how you wouldn't want to relationship a girl with some kind of genital flaw that you don't like.
But you're an example of just that
Every guy with a huge dick on the internet has complaints about what they can't do with their girlfriends. NONE OF THEM ever phrase it as if their girlfriends' vagina was too small and is unsatisfactory despite how lame they describe the sex as. None of them are looking to trade up for a girl with a larger vagina.
Men need sex and sex is massively more important to men than women. Yet big dicked guys don't dump their girlfriends with inadequate anatomy. And despite that, they hold the expectation that women will dump men for having a sub-optimal penis or seek men with large penises.
Newsflash: Women maintain stable relationships with small or average size men for the same reason you stick with your tiny vagina girls that can't handle you. The sex is still satisfactory even though its not everything you would like. For women the equation is even less physical, they just want to be within the midst of an alpha male.
>>37957871
m-more please
>>37958457
>sex is massively more important to men than women.
source?
>>37957314
>Woman has cowpussy from the start
>Woman has delivered vaginally like 2-3 times
>Never done a kegel in her life because lazy or too dumb.
There are a few of these women that exist. You can fight your entire forarm in them.
Monstercock porn often features women like this, flabby and in their 40s.
>>37957314
>it would be extremely painful
for you
>>37955706
>implying
hes right dumb cunt
>>37955555
Fuuuug nice quints
>>37958674
>source?
Women. They've been highly selective of their partners and withholding sex for personal gain since forever. Most of them can even resist masturbating if socially pressured.
Meanwhile if men can't achieve sexual satisfaction, they might as well commit suicide. Google what happens to men who have lost their penis.
>>37953248
Routines?
>>37955859
Can I choose the exact shape color and size and still feel everything like normal after the replacement?
>>37956176
>>37956311
>>37956419
>>37956739
You guys are gullible morons. Any sort of fat injection/reallocation is going to be temporary. Your body will redeposit the fat, because you're not supposed to have a fucking flabby dick.
The only sort of surgery that will permanently increase girth is a silicone implant or injection, but that's like putting triple Ds on some anorexic chick
t. med student
I'm obese. Would losing 100 lb increase the length and girth of my penor thanks to improved circulation?
>>37940121
Don't know from personal experience. But Good Looking Loser (google him) has a jelqing guide, and has posted pics of results. Did it for 1 week when I was 19, then realized that it was too much work, and that neither I nor the chicks who were blowing me cared about how small my dong was.
But I'd check good looking loser out if you want a bigger dick.
>>37960586
>synthetic fat
learn to read
>>37947037
>If you had you would not tollerate a girl who treats you as you have described.
Not since dumb teenage love days man. Thanks for the reminder, forgot that was a way to be treated desu
>>37940121
i did some jelqing with 23, pressed it in really hard. sometimes i had pain in the tip and slightly blue marks on it. the tip was soft on these marks for some time, but eventuelly they recovered. now i got a real big tip and i like it. if i went farer i guess i killed my tip in the end.
>>37947093
The video made me feel really sad. I know most girls who do porn are ducked in the head, but it's really obvious with her to the point where it was depressing to watch and see how she doesn't realize how she is willing to shit away her nice life for this
I think she is also half Jew, or her stepfather is Jewish or something
er not jelqing, no, but I was circumcised at birth and always thought foreskin was more attractive because even those who say it looks worse, you can literally fold it back and look the same as an uncut guy provided you don't have some obscene retarded elephant trunk amount of extra skin.
Been restoring foreskin manually for like 4 years now, it started with just 5 minutes of just stretching what little foreskin i have left, and then I ended up changing my masturbation method (cut guys tend to use lotion some times, i did a lot when I was 13-16), then I had enough skin so i didnt need to use lotion, and my masturbation method stretches my foreskin when i fap too, so I dont have to remember to stretch my skin every day, every time I fap it's stretching it for me. After 2 years I had enough foreskin regrown to look like I was uncut when soft, the skin would cover the head, but truly uncut guys can have enough skin to cover the head even when fully hard too, which is what im aiming for
>>37959372
She may want your money, but she want's Chad's big cock.
>>37961236
>realized that it was too much work, and that neither I nor the chicks who were blowing me cared about how small my dong was.
>that neither I nor the chicks who were blowing me cared about how small my dong was.
>nor the chicks who were blowing me cared about how small my dong was.
keep telling yourself that brother, it's the only way to not go into a dark depression.
it leaves you with permanently damaged penis you fucking idiots
>>37957871
give full picture lying faggot
>>37959372
yes he's right, but do you really want to be mr.beta-provider man?
>>37957326
does your dick still work?
>>37958457
Can I just say, as somebody that also has a big dick, a lot of girls are still too loose to enjoy.
I mean a lot of girls.
I prefer small any day. Everytime somebody says a girls vagina stretches to accommodate they're only fooling virgins. It has to be small enough in the first place and some are just far too big to start with.
And my cock is 20 cm and thick.
