Looking like a clown is just part of being obese. You're kinda just gonna have to deal with it until you un-fuck yourself, senpai.

>>37926054
A leotard. Preferably a tiger print one so you look like an old-time strongman.

>>37926054
Get a cheap pair of sweatpants and a loose Hoodie. Don't buy anything expensive because you will lose weight so fast you won't fit into anything in 6 months.

Assuming you don't quit. Are you a quitter?

>>37926099
I was gonna do this for Halloween, complete with handlebar moustache

>tfw 5'6 manlet

I decided against it

>>37926104
Not a quitter, just never had time to go to the gym and why a hoodie?

t-shirt and sweatpants. You need to lift and do a lot of cardio and lose at least 50lbs before you come back here and ask for advice.

Dont just reduce calories and do a shit ton of cardio unless you want to be a skellington after you lose the fat.

>>37926128
to catch all the sweat m8. unless you want to carry a sweat towel over your shoulder.

>>37926146
Remember, don't be the sweaty fat guy. And wipe shit down after

>>37926146
You guys have the strangest views on this kinda thing... no wonder Americans make so much money out of writing how to guides.

You need to be spoon fed the most basic things some of you. (You)

You could just wear a t shirt and shorts, nobody really cares.