tfw no swole bf to cook for when he gets homejust die in my sleep already

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>>37923689
KANSAS

>>37923689

I assume you are a fat femanon? If so, then good news, all you have to do is stop being fat.

If you're a literal fag, then, I dunno, isn't there an app for that or something?

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>>37923779
poo in da loo

>>37923779
>>37923689
Names for these qts?

>>37923779
She looks like that Indian girl from Buzzfeed

>>37923689
you a fag aren't you?

>>37923689
>TFW NEVER SOOT ON THE SAME COUCH WITH A FEMALE

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>>37924145

my GF is a lazy as fuck cook

>wants to make a mexican feast
>makes the refried beans
>bored and doesn't want to do rice/meat
>bean burritos for dinner

fuck off bitch

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>>37924504
lol

>>37923689
>tfw no swole bara bf to drug and rape when he gets home

Hanging myself soon.

>>37924504
dump her and get a bear mode bf instead

>>37924504
Women are shit cooks anyways.

BLATA