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>at the supermarket
>qt cashier
>still in line
>eventually it's my turn
>she plays with her hair when she greets me
Wow OP, one time a girl smiled while talking to me
>>37923484
You must have had shit on your face.
Is hair touching really a sign of attraction? Girls often touch their hair when I pass by them or when our eyes meet, but I refuse to believe they're mirin since I consider myself average or even below average looking.
>>37923532
Yes, you fucking turd.
>be cashier
>not a great job, but money is steady
>going about my day, see 400lbs autist in line with his mother
>evertime i see him looking at me he quickly turns away and giggles
>its his turn, buys 4 candy bars for which his mom pays
>can see the tired, dead look in her eyes
>lardo is still trying desperatly not to make eyecontact by pretending not to look at me
>can see the sweat dripping
>mosquito flies in my hair, flick it away
>beautiful mind says h..hello
>i say hi?
>he giggles and looks away, not moving
>his mom pushes him along, i hear him whisper i.. i l.love you too
>go back to my business
>get a coffee at starbucks
>she drew a :) next to my name
>>37923563
You made it brah, finally have a gf
>>37923563
Making it brah
Now you need to roar your masculinity and fuck her right there with a barbell
A powerlifting girl stared at my ass today in the gym.
>>37923563
They're like strippers homie. They do that to make you feel special and give bigger tips and keep coming back.
Same at hooters
I had a note written saying "you are so sweet :)" despite never talking to the waitress besides giving my orders
>in sports massage school
>in new class and about to get leg massage from some milf
>Go down to underwear and lie on table
>We start getting instructions and while that's happening she feels my quads
>"Gosh you're so solid"
> every 5 minutes she says a new compliment
>"Geez you're so big" "Wow you're so tall" "geez you look strong" "your legs are like tree trunks" "your back is so wide"
>she keeps approaching me during lunch breaks to give me seated shoulder massages
>also overhear during a conversation between her and other grills in class that she loves big strong guys because they can easily throw her around in the bedroom
Feelsgoodmang, I want to smash but not sure what approach to take
>>37923716
"are you free on ____?"
watch her say "yes" before you can say the date
"let's go _____ (coffee, fast food, etc. something casual), where can i pick you up at?"
bam, you got a date. given your status, courtesy dictates you fuck her on the second date so she doesn't feel like too much of a slut.
shit isn't complicated. if she says no then she's playing games and she can eat shit.
hopefully you don't need more advice than that
also what the fuck is sports massage school
>>37923716
>sports massage school
>part of the curriculum is getting a massage
>take off your clothes during "class"
Is this what "massage school" really entails?
>on vacation with friends (3 guys, 5 girls)
>we rented a villa with pool
>both couples had each their own bedrooms, three girls shared a room and I got the last room for myself
>first night I got wasted and slept longer
>it was hot as fuck so I slept naked
>I hear them calling me to join them for breakfast, but I prefer to nap another 10 minutes, covering my face the pillow to avoid the sun
>hear one of the girls running towards my room 'Anon wake up, we got some coffee & croissants'
>I'm not moving, shout that I'll be there in 5 but my drunk ass was not loud enough and they were aready blasting music
>she opens the door
>fuck
>I did not consider that she'll just burst in
>shocked face under the pillow, I'm completely naked lying on my stomach, still not moving
>I hear no reaction, door is not shut, no steps, she is still there
>a few seconds later I hear a camera shutter sound and her running away without shutting the door
>took a long shower before I joined them
>thought it is going to be awkward but suprisingly I kept my cool and did not show any reaction
>she was kinda nervous and avoided eye contact
Fucked her a few nights later and during the whole trip. We had a few drinks and as soon as we both were alone I just looked her in the eyes and said 'I heard it'. She was a little sunburned but you could see her blushing. Really cute. Told her to show me the picture.
>>37923818
Yeah I guess I shouldn't overcomplicate things
>>37923833
>>37923818
Sports Massage school is what it sounds like, you study to be a massage therapist who specializes in massage therapy for sporting athletes
And yeah, we have to practice the techniques we learn on actual people, so yes we regularly strip down in class in practical and massage each other, was weird at first but everyone just strips down in their underwear with no shame and just takes turns practicing techniques.
(Pretty fun to watch)
>>37923716
>Masseuse
>39
>touches my shoulders at lunch
>Solid
"You look good"
>>37923940
Ahhh, A-aaany girls? Ever get to message tits or their sweet walls??
>>37923716
post pic of your body.
>>37923920
>>a few seconds later I hear a camera shutter sound and her running away without shutting the door
I call bullshit, no one would take a pic in that situation caught off guard.
also, pot pic, no homo.
>walk into dairy queen
>ask for extra cream
>"you can cream on my face"
>"how much is that?"
>"its not on the menu"
>"i think i forgot my wallet sorry"
>>37923998
How to Fuck Up a Pasta: the Post
>>37923549
what
>just graduated school
>party with class, get smash faced
>see one fucker without shirt on, he told me have trained for 2 years
>mfw when he still looks like a dyel
>one of his friends takes his shirt off aswell
>mfw when he only trained for 2 weeks, looks like a skinny stick
>fuck yolo swag, ima take my tshirt off aswell then
>2 girls at the party wants to do completion on who got best body
>i clearly win, the other guys had no abs or chest at all
>i put on my shirt again
>2 mins later a 8/10 qt comes and takes off my shirt and starts kissing me
>feels good
>>37923920
If true, Gj bro.
>>37924040
He failed to make fun of OPs story.
>>37923960
kek
>>37924012
Dude, women have their phone in their hands 12 hours a day.
>dancing @summerburst with tight shirt
> from nowhere girls tries to lift up shirt from behind
>i go "Nono" and wigle My finger like the no way u know
>turn around take of shirt so she can se My abs and not My fatty back
>instantly starts touching My abs n chest
>her friends come along we all start dancing
>was just gonna lean in and kiss first girl
>some Fag that Also has /fit/ body comes and takes of shirt jumps in the middle
>i go fuck dis and slowly start dancing backwards in to the crowd
>>37923549
Kek
>>37924097
Now that is the true definition of getting cucked, you fucking beta pussy.
>>37923960
Ayy lmao
>>37923969
My new class I transferred to recently, besides my teacher, I'm the only guy in my class in a class of 15, and they're all kind af, feels fucking good man
>ever get to massage their tits or sugar walls
One cougar in my old class gave me a semi when we were learning to do a chest massage and she told me to massage the top of her boobs because her tits were more sensitive after her boob job, and that she loves boob massages.
But nah we don't massage the sugar walls senpai, we get close though when massaging the adductors, but everything I'm saying rarely happens, and half the time I was massaging dudes, and the occasional hairy hambeast who doesn't wash themselves
>>37923997
Nah, I'm fat and dyel by /fit/ standards
>>37924120
>Nah, I'm fat and dyel by /fit/ standards
yeah, but were anonymous, I'm not asking for your face anon.
>>37924117
Yap guess so
>>37923549
Fucking excellent
>>37923469
What the fuck? Her upper arms are tiny.
>>37923549
stop reading your mom's blog, faggot
Do you tards really get excited if a girl even shows remote signs of interests ? What the fuck?
>>37924136
I'll just give you a month old pic I took since I don't have any shirtless pics nor can I be bothered taking one right now tbqh
>>37924205
he is taking the piss out of these terrible 'mirin' threads
>>37924225
you look pretty good imo, thanks.
>>37924225
>that trash bin
What the fuck. The entire gym looks poor as fuck.
>>37923639
>I had a note written saying "you are so sweet :)" despite never talking to the waitress besides giving my orders
Uncomplicated customers are always a servers favorite.
>>37923532
Sweet self-esteem there bro.
>>37924225
pham im dyel and can make my tricep look big taking weird pics like this
>>37924248
>not training in a poverty gym for dem humbleness gains
>>37924236
Thanks m8
>>37924248
It's a pretty good gym desu, it just gets trashed by 8pm and the staff are slow to clean it up because it's 24h, so they wait to do most of the cleaning past 11pm
>>37924263
I never said I wasn't dyel by /fit/ standards, but just for reference I'm 6'6 so it's harder for me to look more filled out proportionately
>>37923469
One time a stripper told me she wants me to come back
Have I officially made it?
>>37924356
Yes, congratulation.
>>37924077
Wow, I can't believe that he would make fun of OP like that. I think that poster needs to be more considerate of other people's feelings. OP, if you're there, I'm so sorry you had to endure that
>>37923469
>Hello darling
>>37924371
Thank you for defending my safe space.
>working in gym
>i repair some machine
>asian cutie goes to the legpress next to me
>does her reps
>looks at me for rest of the day
>2 days later
>girl is there again
>smile at each other when saying hey
>she comes to the counter a couple of times asking useless questions
>"what time is it?"
>5 mins later "do you close earlier today?"
>later when she left again trying to start a conversation "well, enough for today"
what u think should i ask for her number or not enough yet
>>37923532
Have confidence in yourself man
>walking into gym
>pass girl coming out
>she says hi and smiles
Made it brahs
>>37924511
Jesus fucking christ you are autistic
>>37923920
She can't hear you yell with the music and the door closed but you can hear her shutter sound under the pillow with the door open ?
>>37924511
This is why I visit this board
>>37923469
sure she wasn't just playing with her hair because its soft?
>deep south
>jog my neighbourhood shirtless because fuck you it's hot as balls
>all the fat trailer trash stare at me with dirty looks
>>37923469
>at home
>qt milf from proxy server pops up
>says waddup hot stuff
>sperg out and close window
>mfw cocoon mode
>>37923469
bruh you made it
>>37924666
Yes.
They were on the patio, listening to music and my door was shut. On her way to my room I shouted but like I said I was not loud enough. Is it that implausible that I hear her camera shutter sound while she is in my room, but she could not hear me while leaving loud surroundings behind on her way to my room?
>my gf says lots of guys say hi to her while she's working out
>haha silly you dont even know how many guys hit on me at work
>at least 20-30 a day as a cashier
>tfw you will never be a god among men
2/10
>>37924225
>A trash bin between the machines
For what purpose?
>>37924832
for tampons, smelly shaker cups, tampons and paper towels after wiping machines
I dunno if this thread is ironic or not, but shit kinda happened I guess.
>work for a shitty church in the media department
>boss looks exactly like Satsuki from Kill la Kill
>ohshitfam
>she's anti-social as fuck and never talks to me unless she has to
>even if we walk past each other in the halls she doesn't say shit to me
>started lifting a year ago
>maybe six months ago notice she occasionally says shit to me now
>random shit like cracking a joke
>even waves at me when she's walking past me
Maybe I'm just autistic for noticing small shit, but she's acting different. Who knows?
>>37924066
>lying on the internet
not purely muscle related mire:
yesterday:
>get message on skype from a girl I called a slut for fucking too many guys like 8 months ago
>make video call
>talk for half an hour
>pretty good to train conversation skills because she has pretty much no personality
>air kisses towards the cam and giggles
today:
>she calls again
>talk about how our day was
>her bf (didn't know about him yet) left for a one week trip today
>she tells me how hot I am
>light flirting for like an hour
>sends me a pic with a lighter version of "I love you"
is she trying to cuck that motherfucker?
Also what are good movies to watch when inviting her for a date?
face kinda looks like pic but she has smaller tits
>>37924855
>boss looks exactly like Satsuki.
That'd be love at first sight for me.
Get on that anon.
Show her your resolve.
Do it for me.
>>37924916
I want to anon, but she's blue pilled as fuck when it comes to religion.
>>37924899
You know she's a slut and has a bf, and you still want to go for her? How desperate are you?
>>37924899
>>pretty good to train conversation skills
What?
Movie is not important.
>>37924724
close encounter
>>37924927
>virgin because I hate meeting new people
>would literally fuck anything
>>37923549
>i hear him whisper i.. i l.love you too
top kek
>>37924899
>anon calls chick slut
>anon sees chance to fuck slut
>anon throws all previous moral obligations overboard
imma shmalayan your ass right now: you're the slut
>>37924938
if you can keep a conversation going that completely relies on your input you can pretty much talk to anyone
>>37924938
some people are so autistic they need to practice "talking humanly"
>>37924511
>"do you close earlier today?"
how can you miss it ..........................
>>37924763
It is implausible, you know what you have to do right ?
Pic or it didn't happen.
>>37925028
not that anon but do we really wanna see another skinnyfat faggot?
>>37923549
kekked
>>37925044
I j-just want to admire his glutes, n-no homo.
>>37924511
>ayy babe, you mirin'?
>Yeah you mirin'
>want some of this dick?
(casually point at your stick)
>pound that poon on the counter
>get her number sooner or later
>>37923960
kek, thought the same
>>37924598
>>37924674
>>37925004
so how do i ask her for number? i literally got no problem asking for a girls number but only if i either know her for a bit or I approached her instead of her me.
for some reason i'm always autistic when a girl approaches me, when i approach them i just get their number and talk normal with them
>>37923469
>at cvs with wife
>see milf in workout clothes come in
>check her out and then think nothing of it
>grt back in my car and see her getting in hers
>looking me dead in the eyes with her bright blue eyes and flashes a smile.
Good boost of confidence right der
>At airport
>Wearing free shirt ROTC gave me
>Going through security
>Have to get frisked for some reason
>Strong TSA man feels my bicep
>Asks if I'm in the airforce
>Tell him no, I just have the shirt
>Walk away
fucked him later that night in the baggage claim
>>37925004
well she said it because the gym was a bit empty (like 5 ppl in there)
she came to me and asked if we close earlier or something while laughing, i tell her "no, it's always empty on thursday and smile at her" then she walked off
>>37923833
it is if it's the plot of a porno
>>37923469
Whoa sauce on asian qt
>>37923563
I work at starbucks. My coworker does that to all the guys so that they give her tips and it works
>>37924855
Nah you're in there senpai, go claim your waifu.
>>37923920
Fake and gay
>>37923571
I found this post funny, and then kind of sad :(
no way OP
>>37925194
idk if I believe this. It would draw a shitload of unwanted advances.
>>37923469
>send shirtless picture in the middle of the day to some qt3.14 while we were bantzing
>dont get a reply for 1 hour
>reply has nothing to do with the picture
m-mirin right
>>37923532
Fucking shit, I feel the same
I want so bad to believe I'm being mired sometimes but my subconscious tells me that I'm just being conceited because why would a girl mire me.
Throughout my two years of college so far I still don't know if I've been thoroughly mired or not. Fuck this cruel life. I don't know when my self esteem plummeted but I don't ever remember having confidence
>>37924855
>church
>media department
eh?
>>37924923
That's not necessarily a bad thing; for me at least.
What kind of god-fearing person is she?
Protestant, Orthodox, etc?
You already said she is anti-social, so you don't really have to worry about her messing around with other guys.
Sure it may sound like she needs some work but I'm sure she has redeeming features, other than being beautiful.
>recovering fatty here
>been losing weight since September
>started at 315
>currently down to about 258
>usually go to the same shop for lunch during work days
>get my usual order of a salad with chicket breast, fruit, veggies, and yogurt
>Couple days ago, cashier asks me how I stay motivated
>Say I'm just trying to lose weight
>cashier says they definitely notice I look better, says to keep it up
>t-thanks
A-am I gonna make it?
>random dude walks up to me
>how old are you m8?
just turned 18, why?
>your face looks so young but you're really tall and buff.
t- thanks
Fuck me man, it was the first time I ever got a compliment from a total stranger. Why did he feel the need to diss my babyface?
I'm not even sure if he was mirin or joking.
Can you still get face gains past the age of 18? Am I ever going to make it?
a little while ago but felt fucking amazing:
>have to visit first aid course for my drivers license
>7/10 qt sits down next to me
>make eye contact for like 5 seconds
>have to do bandages on each other
>make her laugh instantly
>always giggles when I touch her underarm
>make a game out of being faster than the rest of the course
>obviously looking at me as much as possible now
>have to do little scenarios together
>again, she laughs at everything
>(might have fucked up when I asked her how much she weights)
>we come together in the group and have to prepare specific treatments for burns etc.
>instructor looks at me during my presentation
>continues to look at me while others present
>have to do big presentations in groups of four
>girl that sat next to me immediately pronounces I should be the spokesperson because I'm a "natural leader"
>other guys agree
>fuck around a bit and she wants to try my earphones
>play shitty distopian hiphop song that has the message that humans should be dead
>she takes them off awkwardly
>(might have also fucked up because I never talked to her in the breaks and just sat there 10 mins, doing nothing)
>end of class
>she gets her certificate, she leaves, I'll never see her again
>get my certificate last, instructor says "best things last" with a huge grin on her face
>>37924899
>>37924927
>>37924965
Am I the only one who thinks he should do it?
Fuck the other guy, if he can't make her stay loyal for one week it's doomed anyways
>>37923563
>get a coffee at starbucks
>he drew a :) next to my name
I'm not even gay
>>37925495
Yes, if you keep it up
>>37925379
>sending shirtless pics to women
>wanting to seem like a fuckboy
>>37925546
>make her stay loyal
>>37925546
I would fuck her.
If the guy was a friend of mine I would bail.
>>37923469
>be me
>get hurt
>go to hospital for surgery
>arigatou big toe
>anesthesia.exe
>wake up an hour later
>male nurse tells me I'm very handsome.
>was probably staring at my sleeping face.
Unwanted mire.
Only my waifu is allowed to see my sleeping face REEEEEEEE.
>>37923563
You should've raw dogged her right then and there in front of everyone
>>37924117
>implying
you're just dumb i can't even be bothered to write a meme for your stupid ass
>>37924855
Looks like Satsuki and is cold-hearted like Satsuki? Anime is real lads.
>>37925379
>sending shirtless pictures in the middle of the day
dumbass
You can use dry Sherry instead of mirin if you don't have any.
>>37925109
lel nice
>>37925384
Trust me, there is at least one person miring you, they're probably just not good-looking enough for your standards.
I missed out on a lot of hook ups in college because of low self-esteem and autism. Just keep making yourself more attractive and be patient. You have your whole life to get your dong wet.
>>37925546
I'm with you
>>37924305
>>37925379
>don't get a reply for 1 hour
>>37925379
probably was flicking her bean to the pic
>>37925109
C H A D
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>>37925616
>be me
>break collarbone and have a plate installed
>higher than a kite with wings off all the oxycodone they're giving me and the dimethyl morphine from the anesthesia
>feel good as fuck and i have a constant semi for the 24 hours before i'm discharged
>wearing a hospital gown and i'm a hungry skeleton so my little circus tent is difficult to ignore
>all three nurses, both doctors that performed the surgery along with my mom and dad see my package
>blacked most of this out anyway because i was so high
sorry everyone
>>37925930
Nice.
You're probably a local legend at the hospital.
>>37923469
>be me
>porn-induced high standards, not attracted to anything unworthy of being sculpted by Michelangelo's hand
>regularly mired by people i'm not attracted to
>people i'm attracted to think i'm ugly
feels bad man. hopefully i'll be more attractive in a few years. pic related.
>>37925906
most unlikely outcome of them all, only autists send unsolicited shirtless pictures
>>37925951
probably not. nurses see the most disgusting shit every day. most people in recovery wards, which is where i was, are totally debilitated and can't wipe their own ass, stand up by themselves, etc. a lot of people in hospitals are completely dependent on the nurses so they see things like semi-erect dicks, dirty buttholes and sagging vaginas all day.
i was 22 when I broke it and the other guy in my room was an old man. he couldn't piss on his own so he had to get a catheter installed. he was howling like a coyote during a full moon.
>battling gym at local park
>Everyone in my team gathers together for whatever reason
>8/10 fit qt comes and stands by me
>chat about pokemon even though im not the best trainer there
>been out all day so I'm sweaty and reek of B.O.
>she finally gets the hell away from me and won't return eye contact rest of evening
Oh well, a girl talked to me when she didn't have to. Win for me
>>37925498
>tfw 31 years old
>still get carded whenever I buy alcohol
admittedly I'm still hamplanet obese, so once I attain a certain goal weight I might stop looking so young, but young face is a blessing not a curse bud.
>>37925196
That fucking ass dou
>>37926093
If you lost enough weight to see your abs then you'd just look handsome with good skin instead of baby-faced.
>>37925196
pls post more
>tfw i fucked up a chance to hook up with a high test qt last night
just kill me lads im not worthy of living
>>37925353
Girls feed off of attention though
>>37925196
What tge fuuuuuuck?!?
And I thought an ass only really attractive to gay guys but i guess i was wrong
>>37924225
>legs like tree trunks
lmao
>>37926149
If she really wanted to hook up then she'll probably still want to today.
>>37926196
good point
>>37926218
i dont know bra, i think im going to hit her up though. shes a friend of a friend
>at a party last night
>hanging watching a movie
>im sitting next to a heater
>she comes and sits on my lap
>eventually gets off but sits right next to me (even though there is heaps of room)
>just us in the room
>talking
>too pissweak to make a move and im like 'wanna go outside?'
>end up going outside and getting into a convo with some cunt about russian novels while she stands there awkwardly
>she walks away and leaves without saying goodbye
why and i such a stupid cunt bras
>>37923532
>Sit down close to girl on the subway
>We make eye contact
>She instantly starts playing with her hair
>Hair playing intensifies
>Never seen a girl play with her hair this much before
>Notice her eyes getting watery
>Real fucking watery
>She starts to pretty much cry
>tfw you think a girl is mirin but you're actually triggering memories of child abuse
>>37926264
also for clarification about why she may not be keen
>she was half drunk
>i was sober
>she is extremely successful and in her late 20s
>im a student who delivers pizzas in early 20s
>>37926264
I'm assuming you are in college. Women are fickle at that age because they're so much more attractive than men their same age are. Don't take it personally, you should probably get used to it. College-aged women aren't always assertive of their sexuality and desire for a person because they don't need to be. I guarantee you she ended up having sex that night if she really wanted to. College is absolutely easy mode for women trying to have sex. This dynamic is completely reversed in a man's late 20s and early 30s. >>37925970
>>37926319
read >>37926315
she could have been my sugar mommy
>>37925194
you are suppose to tip your starbucks lady?
>>37926315
Who cares if she is succesful and you deliver pizza?
Who cares about the age gap?
Sexual attraction is sexual attraction.
>>37926304
Kekerino peperino
>>37923639
Lmao this. Little things on receipts generally don't mean shit.
>>37926340
You should consider developing a relationship with her, it might be worth it.
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-case-for-an-older-woman/
>>37925498
I got rid of baby face from 20-21
>>37925565
>>37925821
>>37925894
was it that bad?
should I never send shirtless pics to women unless we are dating?
>>37925906
a pipe dream I wish was true
>>37926392
yeah she was pretty much perfect man, funny, successful, smart, pretty and had amazing high test hips. i just feel like she wouldnt be interested in me because even though im mature and pretty good looking im not successful at all.
how do i start to kick things off though? i was thinking of adding her on fb and saying something like 'hey i really enjoyed talking to you last night, you should have stuck around for longer'
>a girl looked at me
she was mirin
>chick manager sees me come into the little staff area
>she was talking with other staff
>take off my normal shirt, got on a beater underneath, put in work gear.
>in peripheral I see her checking my skin out every couple seconds
>body is on swole and hydrated right now
>found out I showed up to work an hour early cause I misread the schedule
>chilling on a table with legs hanging off
>that same chick manager comes up and talks to other staff while I'm on my phone
>her bubble butt leans against my left shin all casually about 5 times in 1 minute.
This is normal between us. Also happened a few minutes ago.
>>37926456
Every physical contact is a sign of attraction, maybe not but I just assume it and it never failed me in all those years.
>>37926492
yeah this. if a girl thinks you're ugly she won't touch you at all
>>37926442
Just talk to her for a while to gauge how she feels about you, then if she seems interested suggest a date.
During conversation it really is better to "be yourself" than try to be formal, at least with someone you're romantically interested in. Just treat her like a friend that you would also like to bone. In other words, be sincere and genuine.
Avoid outright declarations of your feelings or anything that makes it obvious ("Do you want to get some coffee sometime?", "I really like you.".) If all you want is a short-term relationship, it's better to be ambiguous and flirty than "alpha" or assertive. It helps spare you both of hurt feelings should things go awry. She doesn't have to outright reject you and you don't have to be outright rejected. When you know she wants to go to bone zone, then you can make your feelings clear.
Dating is an art that requires lots of practice, so put yourself out there.
>>37926542
what if you are interested in a long term relationship? thanks for this advice breh, i used to be alright at talking to girls but i was in a relationship for 2 years and forgot what im supposed to do
>>37926492
She sneaks touches what seems to be like when she is in the mood. Brushes my ass the most. Sometimes feels my tricep area. I've had her so close to me I could hear her smelling me.
>>37923532
nice backhanded compliment u cunt, and stop appealing to pity. awww poor little anon, all the women like him, but he only considers himself average... fuck off, stop acting like a dumbass
>>37924356
Totally wants to suck your dick and then put it in her butt
>>37926501
I get a lot who don't touch me or say anything but I catch them checking me out and when I do they get that guilty look
>be me
>sage madara(15) exclaims abs
>touches my gates
>says solid
>mfw
>>37926561
It's the same thing for a long-term relationship, you just keep it going after it starts. Most relationships today start as one-night stands.
>>37926608
I disagree. From what I've been around most relationships start with "let's be friends" then "let's hang out in groups" then "let's go on a drink or lunch date" then "maybe we can finally fuck" then friend zone.
^ the average guy.
>>37926622
It depends on the culture where you live and what you are basing your observations on.
In high school people started off as friends then slowly escalated things but in college people basically went from acquainted to "official" through the process of doing the horizontal monster mash, whether that took a day of barely knowing each other or longer.
>>37925546
Hell yeah
Fuck the beta fags
SHES THE ONE WITH A COMMITMENT. If anon fucks her it's HER FAULT.
Yes he called her a slut, but that doesn't mean he won't have sex with her.
Also, it's impossible for guys to be "sluts". To get laid as a guy you have to have something going for you, as a girl - you simply must have a vagina.
If you have a vagina and talk to guys, you will get laid.
>>37923469
who is this girl? i normally don't like hime cut irl but this girl is rocking it. doesn't hurt she's slender with nice boobs
>>37925495
You bet, keep that shit up
>>37925498
you should have just fucked him desu f am
>work at a summer camp
>qt counselor flirts with me all day
>she goes out of her way to come see me
>decide to smash
>go out for drinks
>she can't handle her shit
>drive her home
>she wants the d bad
>starts blowin me
>suddenly intense pain
>psycho chick has just bitten my cock like an alligator snatching up a toddler
>pry that bitch off me
>gather crap and hobble run to my car
>spend night in the ER after getting peepee stitches
>10/10 would pursue a mire again
>at bar
>having a smoke
>girl comes up to me and asks if she can have a cig and a light
>i give it to her and light her cigarette just like Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca
>She says thank and walks back to her friend
>Her friend looks at me when she gets back
>Sluts were Mirin hard. Im surprised they didn't get down and blow me right there
>>37926586
holy shit bro u have high sodium levels u should get that look'd at.
Roommate's 18 year old sister is staying and has qt friend over, qt friend spills her spaghetti everytime I come into room, blushing playing with hair etc, feels good jpg
>>37923532
I dunno m8, back in high school I saw a lot of girls playing around with their hair when talking, studying, watching something or someone, etc. And it really meant nothing at all.
If you were friends, you stayed friends. If you were buddies, you stayed buddies.
But that's maybe because I live in slavland, and back then nobody really was open about that stuff, unlike nowadays.
>>37927205
Topkek, just imagining telling the story at the ER mustve felt badass
>>37923469
>in an escalator
>see a couple
>she's pretty cute
>look away for a bit
>try to look at girl again
>she's looking at me up and down, eyeing me like a piece of meat
help anons, i was so triggered
>>37927279
Bruh get her number.
>>37925103
> yo, you dropped somefin
Put name and number on letter and fold it.
Worked for me, and I'm a fat ass... Cormholling one of the Asians in my gym and "teaching her English"
>>37924855
You gonna claim that waifu?
>>37923469
>driving with my truck
>see group of people
>drive in middle of the group
>hop out
>show them my guns
mirin
>>37927575
she just wants to become a citizen before trump rises to power
>Work having a mid year party
>Disney themed
>Decide it would be funny to crossdress as Mulan since I'm asian and have long hair
>One of the girls at work messages me on fb asking if I'm going to the party
>Tell her my costume and ask her whether I should wax my legs to suit the costume
>She says "Yeah, also on the night, when I ask to take a picture with you can you pull up the dress to show off your legs, thanks."
Dunno if it was a mire or she just wanted to see my smooth legs.
Either way, I sperged out after.
>>37925109
C H A D
H
A
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>>37927643
Careful with that edge boi
>>37924923
Religion is pretty redpilled desu, at least Christianity is.
>>37927205
Holy Shit dude major laughs from that
>>37925194
people actually tip not because the 'I-I love you too' situation, but because now it would be fucking awkward to not tip.
>>37926586
I get the feeling you aren't natty if you know what I'm saying famalam
>>37927263
Hahaha, thanks anon I found my next clever y so salty responce
>>37927834
> tipping at star bucks
God I fucking hate your culture so much.
As a Strayan I was disgusted with Murican service industry
>>37927941
I'm mexican, simpsonposter friend
>>37924537
DAS IT MANE
>>37924899
fuck her at her place; leave note for bf on underside of toilet seat
by all means get yours, but you can still silver lining this for some bro gettin cucked. doesn' change your game at all, if anything it makes her easier to fuck more after they break up
>>37925277
anon i'm scared
>>37925399
They do videos and live stream and shit. I just work there and try not to kill myself.
>>37925424
Non-denominational.
i'm posting this here because i don't know where to post it
>talking to oneitis
>focusing on eye contact
>snap out of focus
>realize her eye is the only thing i can see
>realize she's hiding most of her face with her hair
what's the deal with that
i thought playing with hair was a good thing
>>37928601
are you sure it was hair and not a burka?
>>37924537
the dream
>>37928922
i don't talk to muslims
>>37924724
if i never get fit, i will grow up to be Leahey
>>37923639
>Went to winghouse.
>Get my separate check and notice a message on the back of it.
>Says "Meet me out back after closing <3" in girly handwriting.
>10/10 Waitress is staring at me.
>Nod to her and she smiles.
>Think to myself that I finally made it, all my work has finally paid off.
>About two hours later I come back and pull up behind the winghouse.
>Shes waiting by the back door.
>Walk up to her and introduce myself.
>She gets excited and tells me to wait here a second.
>Comes back out about a minute later with some dude.
>Dude is full throttle homo rick flair.
>YOOOOOOOO
>Slowly back away when she introduces me to him.
>Jump in my car and skid away.
GOD DAMMIT, WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?
>>37923920
Dude, holy shit.
>>37929060
Shoulda fugged
>>37923624
Talk to her.
What kind of gym do you go to? I go to a normal one (has plent pl shit tho) and seldom see girls outside of cardio
>>be me
>>at work today
>>talking to coworker about working out since she is trying to lose weight
>>not looking directly at her
>>turn my eyes towards her but not my head
>>see her biting her lip while looking me up and down
>>mfw
>>37925194
How can i get a job? Heard benefits are good
>>37923716
>go to gym
>see hot mid 30's grill
>always trains hard cause she competes
>thick as fuck thighs and ass
>she does diddlys next to the power cage
>set up next her and half heartedly watch her pull her 2 plate SLDL
>start doing power cleans
>catch her 'miring me hard as I did my 2 plate power clean for reps
>drop wheight
>lock eyes with her in mirror she smiles and winks at me
Going to see her again tonight cause she only trains at my gym on Fridays, wish me luck bros
>girl has friend over and they start texting me
>ask for pictures of me
>send them a few
>ask for a picture of my dick
>try to get hard but can't
>send them a flaccid dick pic
>am a grower, not a shower as caption
>last reply is haha to which I answer "what's funny?"
>>37925495
We're all gonna make it breh
>>37923532
same here bro
its easier to just assume they're not into you
>at gym
>doing my warm up set of pull ups
>notice girl stop working and just staring at me through the mirror
>after im done with my set i start checking if i had something on my back
>>37929305
Fucking kill it, homeslice.
>>37924848
and tampons
>>37925519
gratz bro, take that experience and use it to improve upon future ones
don't be so passive when in a situation like that
>>37923960
I knew it was coming, but it's still kekworthy
>>37923469
>pay a whore
>quick blowie until I get hard
>start fucking
>suddenly start finding her disgusting, couldn't even fuck her from behind and end up getting soft
>she offers me a massage instead
>"You make sport? You have very good body."
T-thanks
>>37930145
>suddenly start finding her disgusting
Did you find her disgusting or the fact that you were fucking a whore? Why would you pay for a whore that's not good-looking?
>>37930156
I didn't notice she has a belly, ugly tits and cigarette breath when I chose her. I also wasn't satsfied with how her tits and ass looked. Internet has kinda fucked me up when it comes to that.
>>37930195
How do you even chose a whore? Do they line up in front of you and you get to pick? Do you get a catalog? A small introduction video of some?
>>37930208
>pay a whore
He probably found her on the street (wearing clothes to conceal the ugly) or on craigslist
>>37930208
Nah, it wasn't anything that fancy. Just a small establishment that gets 3 different girs every week. When you go in they line up in front of you and you can say which one you want and then decide on the price and service. They ususally have at least one good looking one but this time there was only the one I picked, a 180 russian girl with a fucking manjaw and a fat womenlet. I should've just went home and fapped that day.
>>37930239
>180
Price or weight?
>>37930254
180cm/5'11 and in 3 inch heels. Not that I've got a problem with tall women, but it's really a turnoff when she's got a jaw like that.
>>37927250
She just wanted a free cig, cuck. Surprised you didn't give her your wallet too
>>37923532
Hair touching is a sign of a certain degree of embarassment/stress. In oral exams girls tend to touch their hair for example. If you make girls do that it may means they're interested because they're embarassed to fuck up things with you or something.
>Be autistic who only goes out for gym and once a week to hang with friends
>watching is is vids when my friends mom comes into the room
>says I put on a lot of muscle and I look good right there
>she has bad relationship with husband and is 9/10
I wanna believe...
>be me talking with chick from gym
>talked with her a few times before
>throughout the conversation she seemed pretty nervous, playing with some thing in her hand the whole time
>in mid conversation she keeps starring at my arms for 5-10 seconds
is that a good sign? she seems to like me since she tells me stuff from her real life and asks me many questions in return
>>37928550
Believe in /fit/ that believes in you. Just be cool and don't say something weird. Update if works pls.
>>37926039
take more showers you sick bastard
>>37925196
T H I C C
>>37931059
Whoever made this should be boiled to death. And I'm not a homophobe.
>>37923532
>>37923469
Relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3-5e0OOLKQ
>autistic dude on campus walks past blaring that edgy "WAKE ME UP" song
>qt3.14 and I both laugh
>she acknowledges me laughing at this dude and smiles
>says she likes my hair
>I compliment hers
>we proceed to then talk about how the autistic dude hits on girls by playing metal songs for them and gets turned down for being a manlet ( not a fit-tier 5'11 = manlet, dudes like 4'10 - 5'0)
>conversation wraps up
>she asks for my number
this was two days ago and we've chatted a bit, have I finally made it /fit/?
>>37931238
making fun of an alpha guy walking around campus not giving a fuck what other people think about him
i think the autist girl and you will make s perfect couple
>>37931333
can't argue with the trips I guess, thanks senpai
>>37925194
>Tipping for a fucking coffee
Jesus you ameriburgers are bizzare creatures
>>37923469
ok that's it I'm done with this board.
>>37925495
Lmao a legit mire
No for real dude keep it up that's awesome good for you buddy :)
>>37931125
she's such a qt. reminds me of my oneitis who is hotter but makes exactly same facial expressions which is hot as fuck to me
>>37924178
oh shit you're right
those titties though..
>>37927717
I'm not sure why a girl would mire a crossdressing dude with long hair but k
>>37925314
the posts in which im dying are the best ive ever had
>>37924015
If you forgot your wallet how were you going to pay for anything?
>>37931519
Yeah, when Japanese girls have big breasts they are usually close to perfection too.
>>37929355
this is a meme right?
>Meet girl
>She shows clear interest
>Do nothing and go home to watch anime
These threads are just sad
>>37931238
I predict you'll put a ring on it within two years.
>>37924855
>boss looks exactly like Satsuki from Kill la Kill
You better smash for me and a bunch of other niggas I swear to god
>>37927717
Did you post this story before? I swear someone posted the exact same story. B
>>37926686
Is this even a himecut? It's just bangs with long hair.
>>37931125
She looks like she wants to fuck him.
>>37931238
benis in vagina :DDDD
>>37927717
How could I make a man out of you?
>>37931238
>making fun of a fellow memester
for shame senpai
A bunch of gay guys were mirin' my dick and I have no idea how to feel about it.
Like not even my body, straight up my dick and they commented on it so upfront I was kind of shocked.
>>37932432
>b-b-but muh alpha attitude
dudes an asshole too, I remember him trying to headbutt my mate for asking him if he was alright; I think he's legit autistic though, and I actually do feel kind of bad for him
just started lifting so i havent been mired yet but.
>at the beach with my family
>zyzz wannabee dude also at the beach
>there's a small outdoor gym (pull up bar and dips basically)
>zyzz dude and his jacked friends are working out
>my mom is literally staring at them
>''I have a good idea'' she tells me
>her good idea was that she wanted to take a picture with them so she could send to her friend for fun
>ends up with me taking a picture of a fake zyzzbrah carrying my mom
sorry if bad english and bad story a bit drunk
>>37932462
Well, that's pretty nice i guess. You won't have this kind of attention everyday
>>37932546
I felt more awkward than anything.
>standing in front of a pizza place browsing my phone, waiting for my cheat meal
>two jailbai cuties pass along, one of them look at me, eye contact
>she breaks eye contact, smiles
>she doesn't notice a bump in the sidewalk and trips, almost falls off
I think she just was distracted but I want to believe because yesterday I looked so hot. I don't look like I lift tho, so it was all facial aestethics.
>be out drinking with bros
>get drunk, lost contact with bros
>chill outside bar at closing time to see if they show up
>qt 7/10 hippie chick passes by and make some drunken chitchat with her
>realize we have the same way home
>she wants a smoke so bum one out from some random guys
>walk with her and smoke the cig
>chat about smoking pot and what ever hippie stuff
>compliment her looks and her nose ring (wtf)
>we come by her house
>she suddenly pukes a bit
>i keep complementing her and stroking her hair
>kiss hot and heavy
>says she has a boyfriend
>keep kissing
>ask if I should be a dick and not stop
>tells me to be a dick
>slide hand to her pants and finger the pussy a bit
>hot kissing endures
>some people walk by and we stop
>she says she can't do it because she has to go sleep with her boyfriend
>I tell her ok and give her my number
>go home alone
This was a week ago and no call, not that I'm really expecting one. Was cool though.
>>37923495
Why would you hurt me this way
>>37927834
>tipping at starbucks
americucks, ladies and gentlemen
>>37932580
>making out with a girl that just threw up
nigga please
>>37932597
Yeah she actually pointed that out why would I want to do that. I didn't mind. Too drunk most likely.
>>37924855
Get on that, Anon. Don't lose your way.
>>37932580
>"I have a boyfriend"
>Not saying "Fuck that" and walking away
Some of you are so desperate, there are like countless single, fuckable chicks out there. Why try to catch an STD off of some cheating slut?
>>37931238
>Being mean to a severe manlet
That's fucked up. Like I've seen some mean shit on here, especially with so called "tard stories".. but to make fun of someone that was shit on by the gods of height? That's low
>>37923469
How can white women compete with Asians that have breasts like that? Serious question.
>>37932580
>kissing someone right after they puke
bruh thats kinda fucked up
>still kissing her after she mentions she has a boyfriend
man not cool
>>37924984
Hey fuck you man
>>37932688
was mostly at the way he consistently plays the most stereotypical edgy at loud volumes, dude could be a 7 footer and I'd probably still laugh, I've got nothing against short people, like you said they can't control it
>>37932702
>still kissing her after she mentions she has a boyfriend
>man not cool
Guys, just as a general hint. A lot of woman who say "i have a boyfriend" don't actually have one. It's a shit test to see if you truly are a dominant male of the species. If her boyfriend was actually treating her right, she wouldn't let this happen.
Then again, another big percantage of woman are cheating sluts, so fuck 'em. Do ya thing anyways.
>>37925546
Seriously though
>make her stay loyal
jeezus
Anyway the best option is to fuck her and then tell her boyfriend. Like all he has to do is put a note under her toilet seat. That way he gets the sex because he's a desperate degenerate, but still is morally ok, because if he denies her, then she'll just find another fuckboy to play
>>37923469
For YOU guys.
>>37925616
Bruh, gay mires are the highest form of flattery. You've officially made it.
I don't think I can tell the difference between the way a girl is smiling at me because I look goofy or because she likes me
>>37932694
because theyre fucking chinks
kys
dont even reply to me
kys
>>37932694
It's easy. White girls have pussy that isn't a rotting fish covered in Velcro. Also they don't sound like dying banshee in bed. That said, if you must race-mix, asain is totally the way to go.
>>37926304
kek
>>37932694
> asian girls
Kek go ahead yellow fever faggot. Just means more white wimmin for me.
Not that it matters. They'd pick me over you anyway
>>37932754
A smile is a smile. Girls tend to rate sense of humor on par with looks. You ever see ugly fat fucks with hotties (even those without money), it's cause they got a stellar personality and some sense of social (not physical) dominance.
>>37923716
>woman all over me
>don't even know what to do
Nice autism.
>>37932743
What a disappointing skelly.
>>37931125
>Triceps curls
>>37924085
And this was one of those other 12 hours
>>37932525
Cucked
What are you going to do about it as your dads Son tho
>>37923484
Kill yourself ;)
>>37923920
keep trying anon. your fictional stories will get better.
>>37932662
Why would it matter even the slightest if she has a boyfriend or not if the situation has already come to that point? There's something wrong with the relationship if she let's that kind of thing continue. Obviously he's not gonna marry her but just have fun and get laid.
>>37932987
Wow you fag, probably don't leave the house
>>37932525
douchebags get all the milfs bro
>>37932721
>If her boyfriend was actually treating her right, she wouldn't let this happen.
>Then again, another big percantage of woman are cheating sluts
So true. I met this 8/10 girl at a bar a month ago who was seriously eyefucking me for a long time. Went up and started chatting her up and she was mirin hard and complementing my looks and saying how hot I look. At the end of the night she says she would definitely take me home with her IF she wasn't already in a relationship. Instead, she took my number and we text from time to time and now it seems she finally made up the courage to ask me to see her, even though she keeps talking how things aren't ok with her boyfriend and what ever fucking problems she has with him.
I don't know which category that bitch belongs to but I'm seriously considering just fucking her and having a good time.
>>37933100
go for it breh, beta boyfriends deserve to be cucked
>>37932721
>>37933100
eh maybe I am just being a lil bitch about it; moral is sluts ain't for dating, just having a good time
>>37925196
"No other images found"
would fuck 10/10 no homo
>>37933100
If a girl wants to cheat, she will do so either if you fuck her or someone else. If you fuck her you are actually helping her boyfriend for revealing her true personality
>>37926622
I've literally never been friends with a girl I've fucked, desu I don't really have any female friends just acquaintances and girls I've fucked. I am too autismo to be friends with a girl but apparently I'm attractive enough to get them to fuck
>>37924784
Anon you will eventually be cucked. Sorry but girls dont get that much attention unless they are showing signs of being open to it. Only really sleezy guys actually flirt with girls that are clearly not interested. Or shes making it up to make you jealous and that means she wants you to think shes pretty and shes insecure about how you may look at her. It really could go either way, girls are nuts.
>Replacing an exhaust on a truck
>Getting sweaty
>Getting greasy
>Arms feeling solid
>Posterior chain feeling thick from yesterday's squats
>DILF trucker comes up
>Compliments my exhaust pipe laying skills
>Says I know how to handle big pipes
>Licks his lips
>I tell him I learned it working with my dad as a kid
>He gets a pained expression and leaves
How do I cure this Autism??
>>37933178
This is how you end up like the anon on the other thread on this board about raw dogging chicks who posted how he got the herp but maybe wont tell current gf. This board besides fitness is literally
>mirin threads
>beta fucking complete easy sluts like its an accomplishment threads
>some percent gets herp or something what do threads
>oneitis threads
Holy shit its a giant circle of autism--> fake self esteem--> and bad life choices.
Bruh. Sluts are irrelevant.
>>37924712
I know this mire all too well.
>mfw everything's bigger in Texas
>>37933311
I probably phrased my point wrong, but I was more getting at "don't date sluts, they cheat on you with other dudes"
these gloots ain't for sloots senpai
>>37927643
zozzled
> be walking through street after mosque
> 3 skinhead guys come up to me ask me how i like raping their women
> tell them i didnt come for their women
fucked the cutest one in my gaurdians house while they were out working
>>37933346
Seconded.
>>37924225
Where do you live senpai? I have thought about going to get a massage from a massage school because cheap af. Aiming to get some young bird to massage my big back lel.
>>37923544
MEGAKEK
Just happened
>opened bank account at wells fargo
>banker used to work where I currently work
>flirt in between the req info blah blah blah
>light jokes whatever
>stand up
>her and her coworker sitting on the other side of a cubicle both drop jaws
>mention how tall I am
>laugh and say bye
>they're still talking to eachother about it while I walk out
6'4, 180 white privileged male reporting.
>>37933346
Mmmmmm. Standards makes me diamonds. Rare to see especially on /fit/
>>37933100
Honestly I'd stay away from that whore, but if you really just want to hit and quit then just keep in mind that you're not special and she is probably talking to other dudes if not fucking other dudes already.
Also she WILL eventually cheat on you, dont expect a relationship with this girl.
