>win crossfit games
>receive Glock
>kill self
wow
>>37923041
They win
We win
cool
overpriced plastic grenades are what they deserve.
>>37923041
I'm not a big gun advocate, but the promo video on their fb page is pretty sexy
>>37923112
>I'm not a big gun advocate
Just say you're a faggot, it's easier.
literally can't make this shit up
>>37923124
>if you don't fight for gun rights, you're anti-gun
you sound like a feminist
>All dem triggered snapcity faggots
>>37923130
These people deserve to be shot with a Glock.
Don't think guns are necessary for everyone to have
Don't understand this gun fixation
All that being said every individual on the planet should have the rights to one, the democratic process is dead and it's the only thing that will stop government marching into properties without any right doing so.
That's a pretty bizarre award for a fitness ("fitness") competition
Giving crossfit winners a glock is like giving 100m sprint champs a tv.
This is what happens when a fitness modality is capatilized, and why crossfit and it's self defined terminology "the fittest alive" is bullshit.
>Crossfit: offering ways to injure yourself since 1999
Laughing at the europeans who fail to realize glock is a european comapny from austria.
That's a pretty cool prize, not gonna lie.
What are the other prizes like? They get a lot of money? A car or anything like that?
>Workout of the day:
>commit murder for time
>>37923041
But guns aren't paleo
>>37923041
>tfw you will never live in the land of the free
>you will never recive free guns just for being an american
>you will never impregnate an amiercan qt and will raise a faimly of 2+3 with her.
Eh might as well hang myself.
>>37923395
>american qt
>>37923429
What they don't exist?
>>37923395
My mom's uncle gave me a WWI rifle once, I'm pretty sure it was illegal considering he lived in the Bronx.
