So I just woke up, and I need to share this dream before I forget.
>Be me
>Walking around house
>Having fun pushing around my furniture like bumper cars
>Float over to my fridge
>Open the doors like curtains
>There are my precooked meals in the freezer
>All autistically labeled by date to be eaten like I do in real life
>Look over to the not-freezer section of fridge
>See gallons of milk, random fruits and-
>......
>"Premade protein shakes?"
>There they are, all premade and ready to go in recycled water bottles
>Wake up
>Have no idea what to with this revelation that will save 10 whole minutes from my day
>Decide to share with /fit/ at 3am
You decide what to do with this dream /fit/, I must return to sleep. Is this a good idea from my subconscious or pre-sleep cottage cheese-induced delirium?
>>37916977
This is a sign from Zyzz. You've been blessed. What is your name, o gainsful prophet?
>>37917052
Well I can't sleep anyways. I would feel conceited to give myself a name here though. I'm just some random dude like you (Maybe?). Nobody important like Zyzz or Scooby....
What the fuck senpai this is too wild
Date with Jeff. I lold
>>37916977
I mean.... it's all stuff that would be in the fridge anyways right? Why not?
>>37916977
>recycled water bottles
>>37917823
>Wanting to waste money on multiple shaker bottles
>Not a poorfag
You're not supposed to reuse water bottles though. It's on the label. They make it so you can't reuse them to make you buy more water bottles.
They are RECYCLABLE not REUSABLE.
Well they ARE reusable, but you really shouldn't cus of chemicals and cancer and stuff.
Google it. Don't reuse it.
>>37918136
>>37918123
neat, I guess I'll go kill myself then
>>37916977
you have to shake the hell out of a protein shake if it's been sitting too long, otherwise you get that whey sludge at the bottom of the cup
won't save you a huge amount of time
>>37918237
Do em in tupperware. Rinsing out your shaker and filling it out of a tall canister is still going to be faster than making fresh.
Also make them twice a week to reduce clumping.
