>>37886164

i get my snail quota every morning by watching impregnation hentai obviously

>>37886164
i stuff em up my urethra for pure gains

>>37886164
cause they're cute AND disgusting. thats the 2 biggest reasons not to eat an animal, and snails are the only animal to combine them

>>37886164
they are too cute and i feel sad for their little eye stalks

Because it tastes like rubber and eating them makes me want to die.

>>37886164
Chicken breast has 25-30g protein and no fat, so why eat those qt snails?

>>37886164
Snails are fucking delicious.

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>>37886366

>eating qt chickens

>>37886458
They're not qt when they grow up.

>>37886164
Or you could eat that neat cottage cheese.

>>37886458
>in b4 someone posts the .gif of chicks being tossed into a meat grinder

>>37886164
Snails are too cute. I feel really bad for them, every spring I'll step outside my apartment and see tens of crushed snails on the sidewalk just because people are too absorbed in their smartphones to watch where they're walking. Whenever I see one crossing the sidewalk I always expedite the process and move it to the other side myself.

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