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growing up with apes he would surely be more muscular.... he looks like he's been lifting one year max
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He's probably a vegan

They can't put on muscle
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>>37883939
>Tfw alpha silverbacks hog the squat rack
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>>37883977
gorillas are vegan too
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nope, gorillas eat monkeys from time to time. so they are more like vegetarians, who don't eat meat unless they forget, get drunk, eat fish, eat ducks (which are basically fish)
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>>37883939
He has big shoulders and arms. I guess he's gone for the more athletic build. Tarzan would have to be running around a lot so he's be pretty lean and lithe.
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>>37884084

>ducks
>basically fish
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>>37883998
I'm pretty sure gorillas don't have a code of ethics that forbids them from harming any animal.
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>>37883939
Look at any tribal society
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>>37883977

This meme needs to die.
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>>37884091
you mean delts? he has an overdeveloped traps and his forearms ware way to small to be able to hand around shit all day

also have you seen all the bodybuilder native niggers? they look like their tribe eats 9000kalories each per day
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>>37884117
they are small and ottermode at best I'd call them skinny-manlet dyel's

people in tribes dont grow above 173, native americans who were considered the tallest are a merely 172.6cm on average
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>>37884084
>duck
>basically fish
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>>37884131
yeah i suppose youre right. forearms needs some work if we're to believe he's hanging from vines all day.

nah not seen em. where do they get their food from?
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>>37884117
Malnutrioned dyels. On pics they may appear big but it's because photographs are deceiving (see: manlets on the internet compared to irl). South east asian also have big calfs like other east asians.
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>>37884184
>>37884143

I wasn't implying they are big
I meant to say him being as big as he is is already unrealistic
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>>37884106
They still eat plants only.

>>37883998
They aren't humans, and humans aren't gorillas. We look alike, but do not function the same.
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>>37883939
Why would he be? You think he hits 5000cal daily in the middle of the jungle? Its an effort just to survive, muscle mass doesn't come magically just by being close to gorillas
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>>37884310
then why were the other nigger tribesman so much more build then he in the movie?
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>>37884414
Because the powerful black man is superior in every way including cock size to the tiny white man
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>>37884216
Yea but gorillas have special stomach enzymes which can synthesize proteins from cellulose
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>>37883998
They're literally not human though.
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