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I'M A FULLY GROWN MAN

WHY CANT I OPEN THIS PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK
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>>37859693
>functional strength
Who needs it brahs :^)
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Well shit bro look how big that damn fresh seal popper thing is. That's twice the size of a normal one.

here's what you do

grab the jar with both hands and rap(hit) the edge(side) of the lid against the edge of the counter. But not so hard that it breaks the jar or the counter. Do this a few times and the jar will open.
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>>37859746
its ok i got it open

i heated the lid with hot water for a minute, that did the trick
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>>37859703
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>>37859769
Next time just put the end of a flat fork or knife or spoon handle underneath it and pop it
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>>37859693
Next time put just the lid, leaving the container out in your pooper and twist the container to the right. That'll do the trick.
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>>37859841
or just put a wet tower above it and open it if your problem's the grip you weak faggot
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>>37859693
i can deadlift more than 500 pounds strapless but i cant open fucking jars because of sweaty hands.
fuck me
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>>37859693
Stick a fork under the lid first
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>>37859693
because you suck lol
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>>37859921
>wants to open jar
>builds a whole tower
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Height?
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>>37859693
Fan vad svag du är
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>>37859693
Grip strength bruv. Train that shit.
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>>37859693
hit it with the end of a spoon
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>Deadlift with alternate grip
>Claim to have functional strength
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Put a rubber band around the lid of the jar.
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>>37859693
Holy shit are they pickled gherkins?

I couldn't open a jar of them the other day it took so fucking long
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>>37859693
it's a grip issue. if you have a jar opener, use that. otherwise just put on standard kitchen rubber gloves.

source: have had sisters and mother ask me to open jars.
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>>37859693
Because all Swedes are cucks
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