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fraud for steroids generally
>weapons for the race war edition
previous >>37845562
did estp just get banned
>>37853879
Looks like it
>>37853865
^^This is the best way to put it.
It's like buying a barebone pc. It will run perfectly fine and do what you want it to do, but if you ever want to upgrade it, it's literally just plug and play
>eating fuckloads above maintenance on tren gaining 0 fat
>think to myself "whatever, since im gaining 0 fat anyway might as well eat something besides brown rice and chicken"
>eat fuckloads of shit ass food
>now i feel like complete shit and am bloated as fucking hell
fuck
>>37853856
Yfw when 1/3 in black dudes have committed felonies
If you meet a random black dude on the street, there's a solid 33% chance he has been in prison before. Fukken USA driving black people to do crime then punishing them for it
>>37853946
>(you)
>>>/pol/
>>/pol/
Goddamn I fucking love chicken.
It's never dry. Literally poked my fork in and juices actually spurted out.
I wonder if I'd die if I only ate only 2kg of chicken breast a day lmao and get dat dere 480g protein in with no carbs and only 22g fat.
>>37853899
I would much rather have the 7.62 Nato round vs .556 but that shit is heavy and expensive.
>/pol/
>>37853879
lmao what did he do?
>>37854046
Maybe the mods don't like it when chicks want to run tren lmao
>>37854055
God, dumb whore
>>37854015
>expensive and heavy
I definitely agree
>>37854003
I'm like that but with ground turkey and turkey bacon. I literally eat it plain for lunch everyday at work with melted cheese holding it together. Cheap and effective
>>37854101
I'm just chucking salt, pepper, and paprika on it, and cooking it in the oven for half an hour.
My only gripe is that I still feel hungry after eating it. Probably the very low fat content.
Muh pol boogeyman
>>37854055
IMO, it's not the compound itself, it's the fact that she wants to run it for 3 days as an "experiment". What is she trying to conclude that can be found in that short amount of time? Obviously she's a druggie and is used to taking a substance and immediately feeling it's effects, but she's slowly outed herself as someone who has never picked up a weight in her life but knows where to buy anabolics, and thinks using them is a good idea because "Yolo famlmao" What a literal retard.
>>37854134
fucking thank you. Says shes not into the "she-hulk aesthetic" yet wants to run tren as 5'5 female
Why do you keep calling ESTP a woman?
Did I miss some roids meme or something
>>37853946
>only one felony
Amateurs
>>37854151
3 days of tren won't make you she-hulk lmao
>>37854015
L8ke your momma
>>37854155
>woman
You're right, she's a girl. Women are adults
>>37854151
She's not into anything aside from getting attention. She is the epitome of damaged goods/daddy issues and some of these lonely betas eat it up
>>37854101
>>37854119
Lmao you guys need to take some cooking classes.
>>37854171
Daaammnnnnn sick burn breh. Where's the cream...
>>37854170
3 days of tren is just a waste of tren. I'm not on either side of the fence on her, because I honestly don't give a fuck, but it's just dumb.
>>37853856
it's funny girls think they can just drop sources with no repercussion.
>>37854192
The future wife does most of the cooking. I just throw shit in a pan every morning when Im in zombie mode waiting for my water to boil for coffee. I can cook pretty well, but I eat on my 15 minute breaks at work, so it's not like I have time to enjoy it anyway
>>37854170
what the fuck is he gonna get from running tren for 3 days? kinda curious now tBh
>>37854192
Don't need to take cooking classes if it tastes great already and literally has well over half my protein intake in a single serving.
>>37854200
I'm just saying that 3 days of Tren won't make her She hulk.
>>37854231
No idea. Not much desu.
>>37854231
>he
>>37854253
Her clit is bigger than jerrys peepee
>>37854231
horny
>>37854261
mfw Fraud is still active at all
>>37854261
AHAHAHAAHAH YES, hope she gets caught evading her ban, turn that baby ban into a perma ban
>>37854289
If you can evade the ban in the first place, a perma ban won't do shit lmao
Just reset your router you dumbass nigger
You get a new ip. Or post from ur phone using data
>>37854301
Yes but she wont be able to post with a trip anymore :^)
silly faggots
>>37854337
Fuck off attention-whoring namefag
>>37854224
>That pic
Oh sweet Jesus I want to fuck her. Tfw no alpha milf fuckbuddy
>>37854224
It's what happens when you have a big ego and get whiteknighted all the time. Nice pic
>yfw all the shitty trips btfo'd
>>37854224
What's the point of being married if you're going to do this?
Does the husband get to fuck other girls?
>>37854451
Probably, unless it's a cuck situation. Bad sign for their marriage though.
>>37854449
They haven't been though. Just 1 has been
>>37854451
Some guys actually get off on having their wives/gf being pleasured by other men.
It's a mentality i could never imagine having.
>>37854451
Variety. Four years of sex with the same person is all it takes for it to get boring. But it takes 18+ years to raise a kid.
Also, women are whores.
>estp right now
>ESTP banned
Bugs win this round
>>37854484
The one and only survivor should be MasT.
Every other trip is cucked and sucked in by the vagina prowess of ESTP. Purge the cucks,
Deus vult
>>37854463
>>37854491
>>37854493
Seems retarded overall.
You're clearly not into eachother if you're doing this. and I can't imagine a good relationship when the cuck's wife is on tinder while he's working all day or playing WoW or something.
How did this cuck meme even get popular in recent years
>>37854449
>>37854478
>>37854484
>>37854516
looks like notop was banned too kek
>>37854520
What about jerry?
>>37854524
I think the mods thought he was ESTP when he posted the banned screen lmao
>>37853856
Lmao fucking niggers.
>>37854525
He's a god. A god cannot be touched by mere mortals.
>>37854520
Jerry
Brick
Alb
Chem
There are a couple more that don't post often but are pretty legit too
>>37854548
t. Not Jerry
>>37854451
Beta cuck. Or he's also sleeping with other women.
Whatever is going on, they should cut it out before their toddler is old enough to understand what's happening.
>>37853946
>driving black people to do crime
>>37854563
Nah dude it's fucked for good
I think once you even consider an "open relationship" that's beyomd the point of return, if it even happens it's just over
It can't turn out well ever. Weirdest fuckibg fetish man. I can understand fking dogs or some shit better than this beta crap
>>37854548
jerry is all-seing and all-powerful, he is an enigma within himself
>>37853946
Heh
>>37854570
can't you just fake that somehow?
>>37854697
Fake being a minority? This is just a simulation not an actual application
Soooo. NotOp got banned for doxxing ESTP.
What a cuck amirite?
Let's talk shit about his ex while he's gone.
>I am not notop.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>37854724
Obviously.
>>37854739
>>37854724
Painful samefag
>>37854724
>>37854739
Lmao
>>37854724
>ER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>37854724
Based mods, keeping this board clean of filth
>>37854724
kek
Mods have a bit of a sense of humor i guess.
One time i got banned with the (user was banned for this post) because i said I was 15 years old ironically on /g/ in response to a really retarded post
dnp finally came in today lads, any suggestions for a 250mg cycle?
>>37854825
Lmao nice. I was thinking the other day if I ever got banned I would switch my name to communist and post like this guy.
>>37854852
Damn mods have a hard on for fraud today.
>>37854852
These screen caps always make me laugh
The original one about putting a rail and sight on the AK was gold
>>37855181
Lol ya Ivan was great. I have most of his shit saved on my home pc.
>>37855181
Be careful in /fraud/ today mg, you might get purged
>>37855202
It's very true as well sadly
>>37855206
I'll be alright
I have broken no rules yet
>no gym today
>instead I'll be drinking
Does vodka help with gains?
Let's find out
>>37855332
>Does vodka help with gains?
No but rum does. And definitely Guinness.
>>37855373
Both alcohols I HATE
>>37854520
Fuck you for lumping me into degeneracy
Bros
Who's the dude that put out the video of him injecting shit in his pec and biceps with the worst anticeptic technique ever?
>>37855491
Bostin Loyd?
>>37855385
Never gonna make it.
>>37855491
Bostin Lloyd?
>>37855527
His name only contains ONE L, shitlord.
Hey jerry what armies do you got actually
>>37855550
Biggest I'd chaos
Then space marines
Decent Tao I guess, was right as they came out
Some orcst and Eldar, like a warboss and a prysim tank
>>37854451
It's a common excuse for husbands who have already cheated, so they don't have to own up to it.
>>37855550
>>37855588
I used to play fantasy back in the day. Skaven or empire usually. Never played 40k.
>>37855588
What chaos do you play?
>night lords
>orks
>Space wolves(retired)
>dark eldar
>dogs of war
>Chaos dwarves
Who spent all their money in high school on Warhammer?
holy shit what did I miss
>ESTP banned
I went through the last thread/all of her posts and I can't find what she did exactly. mods don't ban bad posters though, so what'd I miss?
>>37855659
>>37855668
>>37855588
fun fact: I used to be 230lbs of pure fat and had 1,350 days /played on World of Warcraft. LIterally over 30,000 hours.
My life was just as much of an odd mess then as it is now.
>>37855668
Noise I guess
But mostly non god, like just general chaos with a defiler and tanks and motorcycles and jump packs
>>37854224
Who's the fraudster selling mk677 on eBay I want to buy some and I've heard he's a decent sauce
>>37855669
Source talk is not allowed, yet she thought it would a good idea talk about sources lmao
>>37855688
this is ban bait
>>37855659
I used to enjoy playing Pathfinder, but most of the people available to play were super nerds and I couldn't handle it.
>hey man, you want a beer?
>"ugh, I told you that I have a gluten allergy"
Anyone compete?
>>37855688
> But due to a loophole in federal law, SARMs can be purchased from secondhand pharmacological Web sites
Knock yourself out faggotr
>>37855710
it is against rules to discuss sources in these threads
>>37855688
pic related
>>37855705
aiming to compete in the future, not currently
>>37855699
>>37855701
>>37855712
Lmao I reply by clicking a post then deleting the number that come up in the window, but I forgot to delete the numbers before hitting post
>>37855704
It's the same for MTG, step into any store catering to card games, board games or figurines as a jacked cunt and they huddle in groups crying for you to not hurt them and take their turbonerd cred. All I want to do is make some faeries and fucking slam you smug fucks into the ground, c'mon let me play with you. I won't fuck your girlfriend pillow.
>>37855726
in what?
>>37855747
It was a bit of a Freudian slip though admittedly
>>37855668
>Who spent all their money in high school on Warhammer?
I was too much of a poor fag to buy that expensive shit back then. Me and my friends would make our own models lol.
>>37855676
Ya I played vanilla wow. Got to lvl 51 and my buddy who was 60 was always showing me how shitty and time consuming the game became at 60 so I quit.
>>37855688
He's working on getting the testing completed but you should see an announcement soon.
>>37855704
>Pathfinder
Never heard of it.
>>37855704
I think that's why most people don't play pathfinder, most of the people I've talked to agree that it's a great system but the players are shit
>>37854516
Am I the only one who thought the moths wing was a bird for a second?
>>37855767
competitive hot dog eating
>>37855793
yeah it became a lifestyle rather than just a time sink
>>37855831
regular bodybuilding, classic, or physique? maybe you're a girl? maybe not npc? have you gotten to the point where you've picked out a show?
>>37855831
>it became a lifestyle
Ya that's why I quit playing. I would go to work all day and get home and just want to relax and mess around on wow but then it became like a second job. That and this girl I know irl flew out one of the other guild members to fuck but when he showed up all smelly and neckbearded she started making up stories about how she never invited him and blah blah. It's a long story but between her lying whore ways and the guild leaders house burning down and him basically quitting and the game feeling like a second job I said fuck it.
>>37855937
get me approved to gh15 motherfucker
>>37855928
regular bodybuilding, also not anywhere close to picking out a show, still have a lot of work I want to do with myself before I think about competing seriously, but it's in the back of my mind as a goal.
>>37855971
you ever gotten really fucking lean?
>>37855659
Fantasy is dope from what ive read
Whixh isnt much
I just read a bunch of novels but painting the figures would be fun
Id like to mash up a blood gorgons army
>>37855704
Hobby shop where i used to live was dire
Id been into 40k for like 6 months
Decided to go into the store see what it was about
Such awkwardness
I tried to be friendly and shit but got stonewalled
>>37855980
lemme see if I can find a pic of when I was at my leanest.
found one, I did a teen comp about 5 years ago and this was probably my leanest.
>>37856023
are you a manlet bb?
if i got gyno surgery is it even possible to get gyno from roids?
>>37856030
5'10" king of manlets
that's why I look like a fucking cinderblock.
>>37856033
depends on the surgery they did.
>>37855992
Ya fantasy was dope. Like I said I never played 40k so I can't really compare. In fantasy you could build these stupid powerful wizards that could wipe entire armies in one turn sometimes lol. Have like 10,000 point armies and dump 8k points into one wizard lol.
>>37856023
Not bad at all.
>>37856086
I read the wiki a lot when im bored so i know about nagash and all the huge point characters
What happens now since the end times shit
>>37856081
what do you mean?
when i got it a while ago, i was a skinnyfat kid and i was asking if they were going to remove all of the gland and they said yes.
is there a specific medical term i should use if i ask my surgeon?
>>37856134
if they removed all the gland you're good. that doesn't mean don't keep your estro in control though. be safe good luck
Comfy thread ever since ESTP got b&, feels good
>>37856133
Game's dead.
>>37856160
yeah no kidding. what did estp get banned for anyways?
>>37856170
Sources
>>37856170
Discussing sources
>>37856133
Dude I couldn't even begin to tell you. I used to know all that lore but I haven't played Warhammer in probably 15 years lol.
>>37856160
Getting banned for posting a legal website that only sells legal substances is completely asinine. But I'm sure random anon who hates her for no reason is absolutely delighted with himself for being a giant faggot.
>>37856184
>>37856186
Good
>>37856188
White knight
>>37856186
Why did NotOp get banned?
>>37856161
Well thats underwhelming then
Speaking of gyno, how long do you have to reverse it using nolvadex?
>>37856195
Posting the screen cap of ESTP's ban notice I think
>>37855588
I have an imp guard army
I haven't played in years though.
I've got an unpainted vampire counts army too.
>>37855680
Fraud should meet up to play 40k.
>>37855704
Played tons if RPGs but never dnd.
Playing in the different campaigns atm.
>>37855763
MTG is best as a drinking game imho.
>>37855992
Fantasy was pretty fun. I basically just managed to buy and build an army when GW killed it.
>>37856194
>White knight
That's Ser Lancelot of fraud to you m'Lady.
>>37856208
You can get banned for that? Shit
>>37856195
Posting estp's IP address in a pic
>>37856215
Lol id be so down for that
Someone lend me an army tho
Chaos pref
>>37856215
I'd like to find a chill Skype group to play in honestly. Everyone around here that plays in real life suck to be around
>>37856222
I'm just speculating
>>37855763
>won't fuck your girlfriend pillow.
You better goddamn not
>>37855793
>51
Lmao
I still have multipleof the same class capped
>>37856286
Real l9fe is shit
>>37856307
before I quit jerry I had amassed 2 gold capped characters and a veritable underground empire of trading card codes
dont fuck with me in wow
>>37856327
Whatever man
Multiple of capped ckasses5
You're a bitch
Where's my 15 yo
>>37856307
It was vanilla man, I started playing like two months after launch. Shit took forever to level back then.
>>37856345
>Where's my 15 yo
You said you didn't want her because she already hit puberty and actually has boobs.
>>37856345
>>37856345
I already called her m80.
>>37856345
>>37856370
you and anon who likes her pet bearded dragon will have to fight to the death
i have faith jerry but up and coming dragon guy is a force to be reckoned with
he turned down the lewds for pictures of bearded dragon in top hat and vest costume, he rivals your wizardry
also where is your address and she will be on her way after she has her breast reduction surgery for you kek
>>37856274
Depending on who all has armies we could do an old school Apocalypse game.
>>37856286
We should recruit for a game from fraud. A whole party of barbarians. Lol
>>37856370
>>37856386
I am sven, bearded dragon guy.
I like that 8 can drink on adrol but it's objectively bad for me
>>37856358
Yeah but now the games shit
Rakes real love
And shut up
This plastic pussy has been azusa obsessed it's not good
I'll never know a real woman
Save me with teen poon just send her with lots of cialis so I can getget it up
>>37856402
Shut up nerd she's mine
>>37856434
You can have her as long as I can keep the bearded dragon.
>>37856434
Jerry you are definitely gonna find a real woman.
>>37856445
I'm so lost on this bearded dragon thing. Wtf are you guys talking about.
>>37856459
Yep, because I'm going to visit and find one for him.
>>37856434
send address jerry I'll send her
>>37856445
kek, she won't go easily without it senpai, it's a package deal sadly
>>37856459
sven the anon emailed me for pics when I posted email, sent lewd, he saw bearded dragon tank in background and quickly requested pictures of bearded dragon
>>37856480
>got nudes
>wanted close up of bearded dragon
That's the /fraud/ I know
unrelated to teen and bearded dragon, I was shopping around all day for new raw sources and convinced one of them to let me be his rep on SST for 100g of various free compounds initially and a future cut of operations
KEK
what is my life
let's hope I can pull this off
>>37856479
I offered to take him out drinking lol.
>>37856480
Are we talking about a lizard or is this some sexual reference I'm missing?
>>37856522
no it is a literal lizard
google bearded dragon
>>37856522
It's a bearded dragon mate, it also wears a top hat. Do you not see why I'm interested in it?
>>37856538
>>37856539
Pics of lizard with top hat please
>>37856552
THERE ARE NONE, WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ENTIRE TIME
>>37856552
Second
>>37856558
Lol wtf. I'm super interested now too.
>>37856564
REEEEEEEEE GET OUT, THESE ARE EXCLUSIVE PICTURES THAT ONLY IM GETTING GET OUTTT
>>37856552
>>37856558
>>37856564
>>37856567
kek this is too good fuck
I sent sven a normal pic of it earlier still waiting on her to take top hat pics
I know it has the costume, I've seen the top hat and vest, she just has to take pics of it
I think it has goggles too, like those steampunk style mechanics goggles
>>37856581
My old neighbor has a chihuahua that he would put a Sombrero and poncho on when he got drunk. Let me see if I can find a picture
>>37856595
jesus christ i love you fraud
>>37856608
Here you go
>>37856581
This is the 16 year old's pet?
>>37856595
Before my ex took our dog when she left I used to go to goodwill all the time and buy toddlers Polo shirts and make him wear them. He was a pimp.
>>37856617
Lmao I hate little ankle biter dogs but that's pretty funny.
>>37856608
Top hat lizard pics are to be only sent to me.
>>37856617
chiuahuas are qt but id never own one
I found one roaming the streets once and it feel asleep in my lap
I felt bad taking it to the pound but I couldnt support another dog
>>37856480
DONT BELIVE HIS LIES
>>37856629
It was hilarious to see in person. He would say "DANCE MY SPANISH PUPPET, DANCE!", and twirl his hand in the air. She would do what she's doing in that picture. Spinning circles on 2 legs
>>37856636
I could never have one. Too yappy, and I prefer a medium/large dog anyway. You can actually take them swimming and hiking. They're true bro's
>>37856632
you did lay claim first, friend
>>37856636
not lies jerry i swear pls no bully
>>37856658
nah small dogs are chill
you can take them around without a leash and people dont care
and their shits are small and they dont smell as bad
Can anyone recommend a nice first cycle, was thinking test + tren but alot of people say tren is too intense for a first.
Also, what do you guys take to aid your liver and shit while cycling? and what do you take PCT?
Can anyone recommend a nice first cycle? I was thinking test + tren but I see alot of people saying that it's the too intense for a first cycle. Any suggestions?
Also, what do you guys take PCT? and does it fuck with your head? The pct or the roids? In an anxiety kinda way?
so i have a little gyno from running stupid fucking nigger dbol even though i was dosing it with fucking 12.5mg asin and am only 12% bf.
i just frontloaded 120mg nolvadex and am gonna run 20mg for as long as it takes. is this enough to get rid of it?
>>37856671
Sis has a chihuahua, fucker smells terrible and has the annoying bark ever, also chases and tries to fight any dog he sees. He's also blind
>>37856658
I like small dogs
best buds
big dogs are bros
but little dogs are lap bros
>>37856667
DHS PLEASE
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
>>37856672
>>37856687
Wtf that first one didnt show for like 2 minutes
>>37854570
uc system isn't (cannot) use affirmative action, yet berkeleys result has changed which is questionable
>>37854491
>pic
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37856691
thats a fuckton of nolva
yes
>>37856687
i wouldnt do tren
maybe like test for 16 weeks or some shit then tren
that was my first blast
but I was trt'ing for quite a bit prior
>>37856721
can i ask why not tren+test first?
>>37856729
you wont know which side is from which
you'll read on the internet and make smart guesses but really you need personal experiencee to dial in ai and feeel out your joints on a bulk
trens just too much
you wont know when to drop it, even if its ren ace and you can drop it in a day
atleast do 12 weeks test
>>37856729
Its the most intense, harsh, side effect giving injectable steroid. Why do you think you should start with something else?
>>37856721
fuck thank nigger god
it is amazing that even when taken with a fucking ai, dbol can still actually give you gyno. i was only running 25mg too WTF...
ai is for sure not bunk too.
>tfw no bearded dragon pics
>>37856745
aromasin just doesnt cut it imo
adex or nothing
maybe letro but LOL
>>37856741
>>37856742
Would test in extremely low dose like 100 - 200mg show me results? I see people talking about taking 500 - 800mg
>>37856753
fuck you jerry, I'm the only one getting bearded dragon pics. You're getting the 15 year old, so shut the fuck up.
>>37856753
by asin not cutting it, do you mean for dbol specifically or in general? i've been finding it works fine for me except when i take this dbol poison.
also i'm only on 250 test, so i don't even need ai normally.
Rate my blitz cycle:
Day 1 750 mg test e
day 2 500 mg test e
day 3 250 mg test e
Day 4 1000 mg test e
day 1-4 350/300/150/150 Anadrol
day 5-10 250 mg test e
day 9-20 225 mg bold cyp
Day 10-30 anavar 100 mgrams
Day 11-15 600/400/400/400 tren e
Day 16-30 novolog 30-40 ius daily
>>37856775
dumbest shit i have ever seen, looks like a retard who knows nothing about roids threw random shit together
>>37856758
100mg got me to ~800ng/dl
So I mean youd get results...high natty/just above results
decent for cutting but for bulking, add an oral or some shit if youre not low test
>>37856764
she has BIG BREASTS
shes disgusting
>>37856772
dbol skips straight to esratidiol, estorgens cousin from hell
I'm not surprised asin wouldnt save you
>>37856775
gr8b8m8ir88/8
>>37856785
Why doesn't it make sense ? It's basically a super preload to hit majorly supra physiological levels of hormone with a transition from heavily androgenic to anabolic
>>37856792
her breasts are not big jerr
b cup not big
>>37856796
K
>>37856800
every pic ive seen those look atleast C
thats gross
I can barely get it up for trannies liek that
let alone real girls
>>37856814
nope only b
like i said, bra padding is excessive, deceptive
just like female personalities
Does anyone know what bf/height masT is?
>>37856820
You wont find that problem with lizards
>>37856841
He's 6'0, not sure about weight.
>>37856841
hes 6ft
and mires me
thats all that matters
>>37856820
WHYS SHE ALWAYS WEARING THAT BRA?
INSECURE?
FUCKING WOMEN
I wish a had a gross smegma dick to shame her with
I guess I'll have to go with her stepping on and berating me for having a tiny penis
really either power fantasy works
>>37856842
kekidly doo neighborinoo
>>37856871
she can do femdom well for an angry child
that bra is her fav
>>37856694
that sometimes happens when girls have dogs because girls dont know how to take care of a dog or train one
>>37856820
>bra padding is excessive, deceptive
>just like female personalities
Whoaaaa... deep breh...
So only trust girls that don't wear bras?
>>37856879
fucking insecure women
prooof that they hit maturity at 12
so pedo is actually the same as liking milfs
>>37856871
>tfw will never get to play with jerrys cute penis
>>37856904
essentially yes
>>37856907
jerry that's even deeper than me
>>37856907
>don't need 'em yet!
>>37856892
lol yup, she fed him hot dogs for a couple of years, never trimmed his nails. He's got the ugliest coat of hair you'll ever see on a dog, that's part of the reason he's blind. She wants to be a vet too lmao
>>37856928
with a cock this big you can only go deep
>>37856936
thats the dream
NO PEDO
I AM DISCUSSING STERIODS DESTROYING MY SPERM FBI
>>37856687
I dunno I did test + tren my first cycle.
Granted it was kinda low with 250 test e + 400 tren e / week.
Didn't have any side effects besides insomnia.
>>37856962
>with a cock this big you can only go deep
Ya Jerry! GITERDONE!
>tfw we to be ESTP-free for 1 month
>>37856979
I refuse to ever pleasure a woman
she has to be super turned off by small cocks
and even more she has to hate her small breasts
she has to be humiliated and shamed by sleeping with me
If only I was an old man with gross smelly smegma dick
>>37857022
You are so strange Jerry.
Can sterons make you more emotional?
>>37857085
if you fuck up dialing in your AI and become an estrogen laden bitchy mess then yeah
>>37857085
Kind of. They can mess with your estrogen levels which will make you act like a little emotional 12 year old schoolgirl.
>>37857126
>>37857123
What if I'm a crying bitchy mess before roiding? Will it get multiplied?
>>37857022
Jerry, I'm going to need source on that.
>>37857085
Yeah. Keep estrogen within normal ranges. You can be on the low end or high end. That's the big emotional, mangina hormone. DHT derivatives seem to produce a calm, energetic, and MANLY, masculine mood if that's what you're looking to enhance.
>>37857149
The solution is to stop being a bitchy mess.
>>37857302
Is it bitchy if it's music thats makes me cry?
>>37857149
Get bloodwork with test and estrogen levels. They are probably out of whack right now.
>>37857305
Hmm.
I don't know. It depends on the context of the song. And how often you do it.
People are different. Just don't be an overly emotional mangina.
>>37857340
No lyrics, not a love song or anything. Solo artist multi-instrumentalist that consists of Guitar/Bass/Drums
>>37857357
link music pls
>>37857311
Strongly advise this. People have gotten off their meds by fixing the real problem - correcting their hormones.
>>37857363
n-no, i dont w-want to get made fun of
>>37857389
pls
I need new music
>>37857414
What if he's already someone you listen to
>>37857421
there's no way it's linkin park, r-right?
>THESE WOUNDS
>THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>37857438
no, he's not listened to by normies
>>37857444
well excuuuuuuuse me mr. mystery man
aren't you special
>>37857452
fine
https://youtu.be/b8M-mfnKFdc
>tfw depressed
>>37857503
Up the dose
>>37857444
>no, he's not listened to by normies
>buckethead, soothsayer
>nearly 10 million views
6mainstream9me
it's good, though
>>37857517
I know about soothsayer and thats not the song I linked
what's the most gh a human can sustainably secrete from their brain? If you take a saturation dose of a ghrp and ghrp and redosed as much as needed to keep that blood level up how many ius could you get out of it? There are a bunch of studies showing that the peak concentration can be quite high (over 100 ug/l) but with HGH's half life of 30 mins that would work out to be double digit ius if kept up all day and that just doesn't seem realistic
>>37857538
Ghrp and ghrh that was supposed to read
>>37857538
>>37857553
I can't find the original sauce but this is the highest igf-1 score I am aware of without using actual GH. Copied from another forum but not reddit where I believe I first came across this.
igf1 blood work came out at 617 by stacking MK677 Oral HGH Secretagogue, cjc WITH DAC, and huperzine A.
-2mg CJC1295DAC every 3 days subQ inject before bed.
-25mg MK677 upon waking every morning. Hold it under your tongue for one minute befits swallowing.
-200mcg HUPERZINE A 3x/ day. Hold under your tongue for one minute before swallowing.
You can skip all that holding under your tongue nonsense.
>>37857844
Fuck that cjc sounds expensive I've heard of people running it at closer to 1 mcg/kg, do you need higher doses to get anything out of it? Basically I want to run mgf for a while to induce satellite cell proliferation, then gh secretagogues for while to get them to differentiate and fuse into myofibers, then maybe take some androgens later in the year when it's colder and I can into cocoon mode
>>37855520
>>37855527
Yes. Thank you.
>5 hours later
>>37857887
I've never heard of mgf but I just did a 2 minute read on it and it sounds like it is produced via the breakdown of igf-1. With that in mind I would save your money on the mgf and focus on raising igf-1 levels which will ultimately result in elevated mgf as well.
>>37857891
Bostin is crazy but I have a deep respect for his honesty. Would love to meet the guy someday.
>>37857938
Mgf is mostly produced by damaged muscle tissue and signals the cells to grow and multiply via a unique pathway (when igf receptors were kill it still worked)
>>37857955
When mechanical overload is introduced to a muscle (as by weight training), the IGF-1 gene released and is differentially spliced during the bodies response. Initially, it it is spliced to produce predominantly IGF-1Ec (called the MGF splice variant of IGF-1)
So basically what I gather from this is again elevated igf-1 would have to result in elevated mgf.
What exactly are your goals and why the interest in GH
>>37857986
systemic igf would be hard to get up to the sweet spot for proliferation, most of the studies I've found show that 30-100 ug/l is the best point for cell multiplication (though it does cause temporary supression of cell fusion into myofibers) and that would be very hard to achieve with even just pinning lr3 (and the sides from that concentration systemically would be bad) however the optimal concentration for differentiation is closer to 1-3 UG/l (both of those being in the muscle not blood)
>>37858030
Well all I will say is do what you feel but I am not aware of any bodybuilders using mgf. If guys can afford it they get pharma grade GH and if they can't afford it they go the GH secretagogue route.
I would just go low dose test with a secretagogue and I'm sure you will be happy with the results.
>>37858064
If I get any good results I'll probably post about it here
>says she doesn't want to rush sex
>is sending nudes to me every night while being cheeky
Why are women so odd ? Going on a first date with her tonight.
She is high test af
>>37858635
She needs to pretend to herself that she's not a slut so she can feel better.
>>37858641
Its pretty fucking clear. Oh well I'll be besting that thick af ass soon.
Its funny because she has thin as hell waist and D's on her chest
gonna run 400 tren 500 test 500eq next blast.
Ive seen you fuckers talking about having lower test for cleaner gains here now, and im considering dropping the test to maybe 250. feedback?
>>37858635
Because that's how woman work? Are you a virgin or what?
stop asking stupid question. Woman are attention seekers, but don't wanna come over as shallow. Eventuelly you will discover the true whore in her
stupid mind games
I'm a week after stopping pct and my nipple area is very sensitive. I was moving a large box and had it pressed against my nipples and they hurt now. I also have some Soreness above the nipple whether I fuck with it or not. What should I take?
>>37858705
Do you feel a testicle behind your nipple? You might have gyno.
go on letro ASAP
>>37858726
Thanks /fitizen/. No I don't feel a lump but I don't want to get to that point. How long and at what dose should I take it at?
>>37858737
No lump ? are you sure? Then no letro. I would just take nolva longer, till the sensitivity goes away
>>37858761
I stopped Nolva and Clomid for at least a week (possibly 2+ I didn't keep good track this cycle)
>>37858858
Sorry just to clarify I'm saying that because I wouldn't be continuing the Nolva I'd be starting it again.
>>37854231
Fucked up hormonal balance.
Hey guys, got a question here.
I've did a 6 week trenbolone cycle but I just can't handle the side effects because of my fucked up blood pressure.
So I have been looking for an alternative and found Trenorol (formerly known as T-Bal75)
You can buy it here https://crazy-bulks.com/product/trenorol/
They're stating that there are absolutely no side effects with this product. Do you guys think that this shit really works?
>>37859114
I was about to say don't post sources here but since that isn't even a steroid I guess it doesn't matter. Everything they have is 'natural legal alternatives' to actual steroids, and they use similar names to the gear they're imitating.
I highly doubt any of that will even come close to the effectiveness of the real thing, especially since half of them don't even list the ingredients.
>>37859150
Ah okay, I knew it was too good to be true.
Well, that's it then guys no more /fraud/ for me.
>>37859208
how about you just do test you retard. its well known that tren is heavy af, just go on 500mg test e, do some cardio and you will have god like gains, even without tren
Is it viable to do a "TRT", keeping within natty ranges, when you're 30+, continuing for the rest of your life?
>>37857469
Good stuff. I think I'll be picking up some of his albums. Doesn't make me cry. Only orchestral music does that to me. I doubt it has to do with hormones.
mfw I got my vacuum pump, dnp, and minoxidil all at the same time.
Finally I can filter proper amounts at a time, while shredded with a proper beard.
is it worth splitting up your oral doses or just take it all in one go
Have you guys tried doggcrapp? It seems like the most "logical" way to build muscle, but only lifting 3 times a week also seems like a waste of juice. But at the same time i dont think its a routine for nattys
Im confused af right now guys
>>37859646
I haven't tried it but you could modify DC to be 4 days a week which is a bit better
>>37859668
Dante personally said that the 3 days a week dc routine is better for building fat free mass, the 4 days a week routine is for professionals trying to sculpt out single, lacking muscles
But i dont know man, its the exact opposite of what i do, namely high volume arnold training 6 days a week
>>37859668
Steve reeves trained just 3 times a week
>>37859496
Yes, it's called TRT
>>37857039
makes sense to me
its all about power
azusa can supply me all the intimacy I'll ever need but theres no power
completely explains all my fetishes too, the little girls, the feminine penises
>>37857162
why do you like tomboys or something
>>37859496
that is literally trt
yes its viable
>>37859823
>why do you like tomboys or something
I suppose you could say that.
>>37859496
first get your levels checked
>>37859646
>>37859668
>>37859692
>>37859701
wouldnt an ULULULx routine would be better for first timers?
>>37859629
>>37859629
>beard
lel he fell for the cancerbook beard memes
>>37858659
>>37858635
share the nudes u pussy
>>37858635
>She is high test af
Fat girls, not even once.
>>37859646
its not a waste at all.
the steroid recovery meme is grossly exaggerated
Mentzer was a low frequency high intensity advocate, as was Dorian Yates.
A lot of guys become experts at working out instead of training. Never forget the intended goal of training is to produce a result.
I like Hypertrophy Specific Training.
>>37860541
This. I know huge guys who lift and roid only for looks. They don't spend more than a few hours per week in the gym and still got massive because they focused in with the little time they spent in the gym, kitchen, and drug protocols. The opposite of me in my first 1.5 years.
Ok, so I've been lifting consistenly and counting calories for 2-3 years and I wanna do my first cycle
I read the reddit wiki and it says I should go for 50-75 Test Propionate or enanthate everyday, for 1-12 weeks (I could use some suggestions here)
Also I wanna throw in a PSMF in the mix? (Protein-spare modified fast, tldr version, you eat only protein, around 180-240 grams a day depending on your bf% and body frame), you eat like 25-30%max of your TDEE
Should I just stick to a 20% standard deficit?
What can I expect in terms of strengh retain? will I Lose all my hard-earned strenght? Currently all my lifts are at intermediate, 1.1/1.9/2.5/3.5
>tl;dr I wanna keep my strength and cut hard while doing a first cycle, suggestions?
>>37860705
if you only wanna spare some muscle then take 150mg of test-e twice a week.
your strength will dropp initially but should stabilize. 0 carbs and jackshit for calories will do that no matter what. But you should retain your muscle mass.
>>37860317
4 days a week ULxULxx is enough. People here try to smash themselves with frequency and volume and its not just necessary. Intensity is super important as well and there are several ways to manipulate it. Work smarter not harder and that whole jazz. If you want more time in the gym do light cardio and some sauna shit for your health instead. You don't need 6 days a week of weight training.
>>37860757
I should add, nutrition will take you a long, long way. Not just macros, but also micronutrients. Particularly fiber, sodium, vitamin c, potassium vitamin d, and magnesium from my experience. Monitor those and get plenty of them.
>>37859496
atsolutely doable.
I've been cruising for a few months now (since february) at 250mg of test-e a week and my blood results are not bad, same for blood pressure.
it is a hassle, anyway. the pinning, the estrogen control. You have to check for yourself if it's worth it.
>>37860541
>>37860686
cracks me up when people act surprised and can't believe I only lift 3 days a week, like obviously I know something you don't and apparently it's working for me just fine
>>37860705
>grill
>taking roids
unlike men, girls can look perfect with minimal effort, after just 1-2 years.
just why, unless you are competing
>>37860705
>>37860960
Im not a grill, lol
just chose some random picture from the pc
>>37860775
I can physically feel when I have higher testosterone. I like that feeling. I totally believe it would be worth it, assuming I have the money to do it.
>>37860311
I doubt they would give me that shit legitimately though.
Wow this place has gone to shit.
Would also like to add that trenbolona is no problema for a first run, if you can't handle it then you are weak minded and shouldn't be using exogenous hormones in the first place,,,,
Just for discussion purposes I'm still on the fence about test:tren ratio, right now I'm running
>500test:500tren
Started at 250test/750tren but raised test to get the thicker and filer attributes of test. 500 is my sweet spot with it (testosterona). But thinking about dropping trenbolona down to 350 just to conserve it to run longer until I get more. Would it even be worth it to run good tren at 350 I'm wondering,,,,
Basically wondering what would be more effective, shorter time on tren at higher doses or longer spread out run of trenbolona at low/moderate dose (350mg probably). Can can anyone make a good scientific argument for running low test and high tren? Everything I've learned/read/heard leads me to believe that higher test would be optimal. Especially considering that tren works even better among the presence of estrogen.
Figured we could actually talk about hormones a little bit here instead of faggot RPGs and 15 year old girls or whatever the hell was going on above,,,,baka
>>37860822
ya, it's called steroids
>>37861076
yeah so? you want a medal with that?
>>37861076
>Wow this place has gone to shit.
spoken like someone who's never actually been on /fraud/ lol
this thread has been a trip blogging circlejerk forever. literally, forever.
I wonder if the mods will nuke trappy, like they did etsp.
Also does the Canadian army test for steroids and how long until it's not detextable after a cycle?
>>37857844
That's funny I have planned almost exactly the same thing except 2mg CJC1925-DAC every week split in two injections, mk677 before bed and slightly more huperzine since I tolerate it well.
>>37861076
I was going to give you an actual straight answer but you type like gh15 and I fucking hate that illiterate retard, so...
>>37861082
I've made more gains on 250 test than most first time users will make on 500
pretty sure it's not just the gear
>>37861173
doubtful, it's a huge pain in the dick to do and really requires a blood test
>>37861173
Trappy isn't posting steroid sources lol
>>37854524
Porn.
I discovered cuck porn in HS, with Spring Thomas getting BBC while pindicked whiteboys jerked and watched as she mocked them. It was so wrong, so sick, so........hot. I would never want to be cucked, and since I am not black or white it was a situation I felt didn't fetishize me personally so I felt like it was ok.
Fast forward 10 years and I'm fapping to Small Penis Humiliation JOI and raceplay clips. Honestly, FUCK what porn has done to me and guys like me. I'm a KV into sick humiliation porn thanks to this shit. NoFap may or may not be a meme, but one day I truly hope to go NoPorn.
>>37861362
No but trappy is like 1000x more obnoxious than estp ever was.
>>37861431
Whoops this was meant for
>>37854522
>>37861466
not sure if I agree with that but if trappy hasn't gotten banned yet I doubt it'll happen tBh
>>37861102
Yeah but it at least used to be entertaining most of the time to where I could actually stand to be here and read a whole thread. This shit is just embarrassing though. At least the manlet faggot isn't in here rn, nothing is worse than that little cuck. Besides all the good people leaving nothing else has really changed. And let me guess masT still claims natural or very low doses when he "cycles" and posts breivik pictures constantly
>>37861090
A medal for what? Being able to have control over myself? All I'm saying is that you guys SEVERELY over hype tren and its side effects. You guys make it seem like it effects people the way that full moons effect werewolves, it's beyond ridiculous. But that's about what I'd expect from neckbeards who come to 4chan for hormone advice and guidance who think this is the premier place for information.
It would be more than alright to run your first time around if you're a reasonably smart human being who is in tune with their body and knows how to eat and train.
