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>I don't have much so help edition
>>37846851
DELETE THIS
>>37846851
requesting FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH comics.
>>37847023
t. butthurt manlet
>>37847012
only motivational desu
>>37846851
Fuck you for that OP
REEEEEEEEEEEE
BUUUUUUUMp
>>37847023
kek, saved
>>37847314
Dat face of despair on the father. He's not a bad looking guy, at least compared to her, why did he fuck her?
>>37847262
Hopefully they went to the Pulse meetup
>>37847337
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome i think. No one genetically looks like that, irresponsible mother.
>>37846968
my all time favorite post
>>37847453
>wrong webm... w/e
>>37847161
>>37847166
lmao these are good
>>37847023
good banter
>>37847403
Please for the love of god tell me what frog clothes are
>>37847471
DELETE THIS
>>37847471
>semens
>>37847471
wtf is this? is that really Scooby? what is going on here?
>>37847471
DAN ALSO LIKES DICK AND HIS HUBBIES SMELLY POOPER
>>37847546
and also a webm to go with the pic
>>37847262
Holy fucking hell, this is hilarious!
commencing dump
>>37847603
>tfw need to use Gauss' law to work out serving sizes
>>37847471
not cool man
>>37847183
Haven't laughed like that in ages.
>>37846851
what's the point of saunas
>>37847664
Dividing the weak from the strong.
>>37847625
Is that Jason Blaha?
>>37847052
>no reply, keked
>>37847337
I think i remember reading about these people. She's his sister iirc
>>37847453
don't get it
>>37847233
top fucking kek, /fit/ in a nutshell
/r/-ing the picture with "gym where you only do squats and deadlifts powered by repressed rage"
>>37847012
have this
>>37847673
No, that's my boy Hemingway
>>37847647
>Literally being named seacow
Shiggy diggy doo
>>37847089
Shit, I'm guilty of this.
>>37849012
Kek
>>37849414
But all of those traits have nothing to do with your vodytype
>>37849414
>chubby
>dat pic
say yes to the delutional fatty. say no to the guy who has the self respect to actually try to be healthy.
>>37847471
You are the cancer that made him leave. Kill yourself.
>>37847546
"i love you too"
>>37849295
dont forget joanne phwoar
>>37847556
it was supposed to be a bowl of eggs not a plate reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>37849752
guy on top left always gets me
>>37847753
>all those stale memes
>>37847453
sauce?
qt as fuck
>>37847710
Fuck sake, this one killed me
>>37847458
this bothers me because the timestamp is clearly just being held up in front of a screen with the original photo on it :/
It's not him in the location with the timestamp, it could be literally anybody.
>>37847453
Wife body.
>>37849574
It's satire you stupid nigger.
>>37846851
>scoobs between arnie and sylvester
>>37847453
fuck thats hawt
>>37849356
SAME I JUST wear two pairs of tight underwear
>>37847314
KEKD
>>37847640
This isn't funny.
>>37849953
top kekerino
>>37847470
>He hasn't read any Frog and Toad
Some people aren't meant for higher literature I guess
>>37849935
top kek
>>37846968
I fucking love this post every time I see it.
>>37847619
Is this real?
>>37846851
Putting Scooby's beautiful bald head in between Arnold and sly. Top kek
>>37847188
Dem feels
>>37847619
show wife or pic of cummy on wifey
>>37850080
I'm inspired now.
>>37847290
fucking saved.
>>37849953
>the amount of london
kek
>>37847183
>it was alright
fuck I forgot how good this story was
>mfw
>>37850080
So he got smaller?
>>37849948
Most of these aren't.. you guys in general have a horrible sense of humor. One less thing to help compensate for you guys being you....
>>37847629
fucking hard kek
>>37849826
Dude the lamp in the pics are in different positions.It really is him
>>37849826
No it's not. You can't see where the front post goes in to the ceiling in the op, but you can in that pic
>>37847732
Top kek
>>37850080
What a shitload of effort for something so cringey and contentless...
>>37851600
that's the fucking joke you retard. that's what 50% of 9gag consists of.
the problem is, it's painfully true and would not even be seen as satire there.
t. ninegagger xD
>>37847314
Man Russell Crowe got some ugly ass kids
>>37849012
Top jej
>>37847337
For dat disability pay check
>>37851665
That doesn't even look remotely close to Russel Crowe
>>37846968
Can someone explain? Ive read Frog and Toad but the joke is alluding
>>37847619
i remember this thread
maximum keks were had
Dumping some old stuff
>>37852678
Last one is for manlets.
>>37852625
hold up... does that stuff really kill you or is it a meme?
>>37851985
That nigga look 100% like Russell Crowe.
Anyone have that video called "The story of [insert name here]?
It was a really cringey "inspirational video" made by some kid who had obviously been lifting for less than a year with Zyzz music playing.
I could find the video if I remembered his name. It was something hispanic sounding I remember that.
>>37852696
Its not a meme nor gonna kill you , but be sure thats gonna do some damage
>>37847109
It'll only be another year until we know if OP took that advice.
>>37848979
Here you go, friend
>>37852159
Consult your doctor for autismo
>>37852696
It's a ton of stress on the kidneys with as high of dosages as he's suggesting in the post.
>>37847453
ROMA
O
M
A
>>37847052
Where did he steal that rape whistle?
>>37847471
Fuck, never realized I didn't know his real name. Daniel… So beautiful.
>>37847629
>I stay asleep
She's a champ.
>>37848979
Also the DL one
>>37853477
That first one is great
>>37854123
>lmao1,5pl8
>belt
>not even parallel
>squatting in jean shorts and whatever these boots are
author comfirmed dyel
Posting one of my favourites btw
>>37854274
Shit, I didn't realise I had it saved in such a shit quality. Can someone post a bigger one?
>>37849752
>Cheese-covered meatloaf
Interesting...
>>37850080
I want to punch that faggot in his faggot face
>>37849916
Fuck. This is me.
>>37850080
Kill yourself
>>37854401
That's pound cake, lad.
>>37854598
Doesn't matter, I've got cheese-covered meatloaf on my mind
>>37847183
>WHOA NELLY
Errytime
>>37854506
Only it's not and people think you're shit.
>>37854666
Shit, never seen that, that's pretty great satan.
>>37852692
The best one of these was the one that went
>women are coming
>open the gate
>wait they're trannies
>close the gate
>with huge breasts
>open the gate a little
Could someone post the whole sir story with the creatine goon And zyzz?
>>37854299
here ya go big guy
>>37849935
>>37849982
holy fuck my sides.
>pic unrelated
>>37847023
>YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES 5'7
>>37847710
I died at this
>>37847710
fucking home run
>>37853217
kek never seen this mong before
POST MOAR MONGS im on a new computer
>>37847710
Would have been funny if it wasn't for swedes having better English than most clapistanis
>>37854860
sauce?
>>37855851
>ruining the joke for no reason
>>37855909
>sauce?
No idea. Was off /b/.
>>37846968
kek, bought a t shirt in japan with frog and toad on it, ive been meaning to do a form check with it on for a while now
>>37846884
I just realized triple h looks exactly like big boss
>>37856132
>H-have you not been eating food?
That was me. I will always live on in /fit/ humor threads.
>>37856174
If it makes you feel any better, I did SS and got this response in a CBT.
>>37847556
>you will never have a qt gf that will recreate memes with you
I seriously get closer to suicide every day.
>>37849858
Poe's law, man.
>>37849574
>>37849556
what the fuck is wrong with you idiots?
>>37847453
why is sara so perfect lads?
>>37854932
Holy shit
>>37846851
>Be me today
>trying to do cardio at the end of workout
>only cardio equipment available is between angry fatty drinking mcdonalds soda and ashy skeletor woman
>Sit down on bike, smells like stale cheese burgers and cheap cigars
>cant breath so leave
>go to car, see french fries from mcdonalds all over ground
>mfw i realize thats why fatty was so angry
>>37851664
it isn't satire, thats where i got it
i go there after game of thrones episode to make myself angry when they applaud everything i hate about the show
>>37852159
I don't get it either, I assume it's a legitimate clothing brand but got confused for the children's book
>>37856815
no, he just thought out taste was poor and similar to what frog and toad would wear.
i think.
>>37855851
Yeah, but that's a Finnish flag on his post.
>>37852754
>average bodyfat 18%
the fuck? In what country? In the US i'd bet more like 30%
>>37854860
That's a clean ass pussy and a banging body
How do i get a grill like this
>>37849975
>>37847470
>>37852159
>>37856815
Jesus christ, it just means the sort of clothes they're wearing in the picture.
>>37852678
>is elliot hulse
>>37847615
>to do list
>piss off scooby
Holy fucking kek
>>37847625
>tall in stature
Blaha is 5'9 kek
>>37846851
>implying zyzz wasn't murdered
Fuck Thailand
>>37847183
>poseidon has been angered
kek
>>37847314
>>37847337
If he cut his hair, lost a little fat, gained a little muscle, slight tan, and had a short well taken care of beard, he'd look like a Russell Crowe / Antonio Banderas hybrid. Slap a tux on him and he'd look like a celebrity.
>>37847710
God fucking dammit this one is too good
>>37847625
Jason is bald, short, and extremly hairy
>>37853924
>>37852820
Thanks!
>>37847453
amazing
>>37847457
no, it was the right one. that was amazing
>>37857467
Your only chance for going in a girl like that is becoming an organ donor.
>>37847556
whoever made this thank you
>>37853810
I like when the boards are turned into stereotypes. Are there more?
>>37847664
showing off your gains, ofc
>>37847361
That isn't FAS and is clearly genetic considering the mother has the same thing it just looks less severe because her face fat smooths out some of her features but she clearly has the same thing.
>>37852678
Oh god, I've become something between a hardcore/outcast
>>37847664
i think it relaxes your muscles but idk. it feels good.
>>37858888
not as good as those quads, nigger
>>37847262
how's this worse than any protein shits threads, did you guys think girls don't shit or something?
>>37847400
haha why is his hand in his fucking pocket lell
>>37847103
>>>/9gag/
some more FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH
>>37847023
first time /fit/ actually made me laugh for awhile, thanks for the keks
Here's day one sandals squats.
Anyone have anymore like this?
>>37856191
Original?
>>37859961
reminds me of that louie episode
>>37847650
Major kek
>>37856191
And you felt good because homos liked your quads?
>>37847710
Laughed for a solid 30 seconds and almost died from lack of oxygen
>>37852599
Terrible footing in the last frame.
>>37857596
That's what I first assumed but I've never seen people on /fit/ recommend that type of clothing and I've been browsing here for 6 years
>>37847400
"Hello! Welcome to Planet Fitness! I, Spincurl Steve, will be your personal trainer! Let's get you weighed so we can get to spinnin'!"
>>37847262
>women talking like "bros"
>durr my bf came over and smell my poopoo
>durr my bf came over and smell my fart
>durr my bf saw me poop
Are women really this fucking boring? Why is it they can never have anything interesting to say that doesn't have to do with their boyfriend's and their reactions?
Like seriously. These are just basically "woman acts like a disgusting pig, boyfriend creates the entertainment value".
Really shows how much effort women have to put into getting a bf/getting laid versus men. God I fucking hate women.
>>37847337
Because of women's inflated expectations and standards of men. Women always date or expect someone 2 score points above them, so if you're an 8/10, 6/10s think you owe them your resources, body, and servitude.
He is like a 3/10 so that 1/10 just claimed him. Thank you feminism and cultural marxism.
>>37860554
>even IRL women can't pass the Bechdel Test
>>37847337
Modern sexual marketplace is fucked, 10/10 Chads take ALL the 7+/10 women, 9/10 Brads take the 6/10s, 8/10 Thads take the 5/10s and so on.
>>37847377
>density of water is 1g/ml
>1000ml = 1L, 1000g = 1kg
>188L H2O = 188kg H2O
>benching 188kg
>>37847400
>tfw you can't import super strong Turkish chewing gum so have to make jaw gains at the gym
>>37847453
>80kg C&J
>people take pictures and clap
Why are women so pathetic and weak?
>>37846855
Hello.
>>37852764
fuck i remember that one, was called dreamchasers or skychasers or something
and he was aussie wog not hispanic
>>37847640
>tfw you actually have dreams like this
>>37860784
>meal prep the night before start of bulk
>wake up and someone ate it
>>37847453
TAMPICO
A
M
P
I
C
O
>>37860554
You're a bitter homosexual m8
>>37847655
fucking jeff seid taking the cookies out of the oven always gets me
>>37861001
kek he executed it not he was executed
everyone ITT needs to read genovapedia and get in on the ments, in about a week Janoy's going to a block party in NY with PJ Braun, Pianoman and Kai Greene and the ments will be spectacular so anyone that isn't up to date with the Genovaverse has 5-7 days to change that.
>>37852754
Love how they use a fucking jacked model for the "average guy". Really shows you how warped people's expectations are of the average male. Most likely influenced by women's bloated fucking standards.
>>37860819
This shit makes me want to kill, I gotta start writing my name on it
>>37860966
Wish I was homosexual. Dealing with women would be so much easier. Just completely ignore them even when they talk to me. Always wondered if there was a way to become gay.
>>37861033
fuck off jason
>>37847716
un-fucking-believable. I hope that's a joke, god do I hope so...
>>37847589
Fucking Kek
>>37861308
i got new t shirt at jasongenovaclothingline dot com thats jasongenovaclothing dot com theres hater reps enjoy the ment and order 66 and i'm going to the block party in new york with coath peejay and celeste and rich piana and kai green going be there its piss its sick its revolting its insulting ok peace out bye
>>37853924
this is awesome, saved
>>37861595
well im on my way to the gym gonna hit som bicepps today and meet up with brad and andrew and uhh later gonna meet up with my mom just gotta walk the dogs first so uhh just about to hit the gym maybe do some filming and meet up with brad and andrew so yeah just sitting in my car right now just about to drive to the gym and hit some biceps hard today gonna blow it up heh gonna get a huge pump from biceps today and also gonna meet up with brad and andrew gonna hit biceps today hit biceps yesterday we dont care we're freaks so just about to hit the gym gonna do some reps for all my haters out there so yeah k peace out
>>37860630
back to r9k lil nigga
>>37860146
That's exactly what I was thinking but when it occurred to me that no one's recommending those clothes, I figured there must be a deeper joke here that I'm not getting
>>37858587
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list/fit/1
Also Google search "4chan boards tan fit"
>>37847400
Hardest kek I've had this thread
>>37861917
so im getting ready for my show after my powerlifting meet im on a diet gonna go down to 180 190 pounds from 240 im eating almonds and i posted my salad on instragram im on a diet im eating lots of almonds and salad but im busy working so i dont have time to put it all on instagram but im on a diet for my show next year in november 2017 with big lenny its piss its sick its revolting its insulting ok thanks for watching peace out bye
>>37861270
I'm bisexual but I'm pretty sure I just conditioned myself to like both desu. Try watching traps and browsing /fit/ more and you'll be gay in no time.
>>37860630
so i guess 8-10/10 women end up alone
>>37862720
>7+
>+
>>37862695
this
