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Tax Credits for being /fit/
2016-07-07 23:42:55 Post No. 37842968
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Tax Credits for being /fit/
Anonymous
2016-07-07 23:42:55
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I brought this up in a recent /fph/ but figured it was worth it's own thread. Prove right.
So as you know, here in Burger Land we are struggling like our poor mobility scooters with our increasing weight.
With the rise of Fat Acceptance and the general failures of such vague abominations as My Pyramid and My Plate there needs to be something done to actively stave off america's expansion before she reaches critical mass and implodes.
The solution? Tax Credits.
Two possible systems that I pulled out of my ass:
Base Rate: Anyone who pays taxes can go get a physical to measure their BF (fuck BMI) and if they can certify they are below 20% BF, which is still a bit overweight but nothing awful, they are entitled to a permanent 5% tax credit so long as they can prove their BF maintenance below the threshold annually
or
Progressive Rate (really placate and encourage the fatsos):
Every one interested in the opportunity can apply for the credit, however if you're morbidly obese and can prove that you're actively dropping weight from physical to physical your tax credit could increase from a minuscule .25% starting at 30% BF and increase by 1.25% every 5%BF you drop. meaning that if you were proven to be 10%BF you could have an income tax deduction of 6.25%. Congruent rates would apply to those with appropriate BF percentages.
Furthermore, the Govt could grant a nice $50 bonus credit for consecutive years of weight loss or maintaining a BF below 20%
Children could also be a source of such credits for their parents.
Progressive rate would be barred from fatties not losing weight and instead scrounging up the extra income after say two years of weight maintainence?
This could be the solution guys
>/FIT/ TAX CREDITS 2016
Clearly I'm no economist.
Thoughts?