Lets admit something /fit/..You can have all the gains in the world, and still be boring as hell at sex.
So, ITT: Share sex tips, foreplay / oral techniques / foods and supplements that give you rock hard erections, and anything related with sex in general
>oral techniques
This coming from a beginner, but I heard that sticking your tongue in basically where the clit is around or right below and licking the abcs is good. I tried it once and it worked. All I got. More here to learn.
>>37785063
Ey bruh every girl that i've given a full on orgasm to (like pussy contracting) i've dobe by going ham on the clit just up and down with tongue while also using ine ir two fingers on the g-spot. It's pretty much the whole ceiling of the vag.
Best exercises to maintain stamina in bed?
>>37785094
Fap a couple hours before having sex?
>>37785017
I think youre putting the horse before the cart mate
Getting girls INTO bed is the hard part, not dealing with them once you trick em into bed
>>37785205
But if you actually manage to trick a girl into a bed, and you fuck her good, she will fall in love with you.
>>37785288
I dont think its that easy but chances do improve
Last two gfs ive had were fed orgasms so naturally they came back for more and we ended up in a relationship but last date i had she fucked right off instead
Point being its not hard to fuck a girl good, use your imagination. The hard part is as ive said to get her to actually agree to sex
>>37785307
>agree
I like to tease and play around with a guy.
I'm very limited when it comes to sex itself but being creative in your foreplay makes everything 1000 times better.
>>37785562
I've heard girls enjoy foreplay more than actual sex.
Is that true?
>>37785094
Cardio
just remember that foreplay starts way before the bedroom. the teasing and touching you do while out in public or just doing normal stuff can make a massive difference
>>37785640
yeah so horny that I rip her clothes off, start pumping at lightning speed and cum in 1 minute
thanks
>>37785600
Depends on the girl and how well you do it, but yeah. Just teasing her with the thought of sex can drive her nuts.
>>37785600
nothing is true in all cases
my current gf is too impatient for foreplay and just wants to get to the fucking
i just want to bury my face in her snatch for hours but hers gets too sensitive and she just wants dick
different strokes
>>37785205
Doesn't a horse generally go in front of a cart?
>>37785094
Fap and cardio a couple hours before having sex.
Literally just lick her clit, and stick some fingers in while you're at it. It's not rocket surgery.
Then fuck her.
>>37785063
>>37785073
Sucking clit works perfectly.
>>37785017
Best thing Ive learned/figured out, if you're fullish around with a girl but not sure where it's leading to, take your shirt off. It will imply that you're ready/wanting to progress to sex. Do it when you're in the middle of fingering her/eating her out/or already has her shirt off. If you do it too soon or not at a moment where she's feeling physical ecstacy, then it may freak her out or she feels it's too early and turn her off
>>37785686
>>37785688
How the fuck do I find the clit?
How to not cum after 4 strokes in da pussy? My benis glans is extra tickly, im tickly all over my body actually, is this some type of genetics stuff or I am doing something wrong?
Lads is there anyway to improve my jaw game?
I love licking out her out but my jaw just gets so damn tired and sore from it
>>37785600
Well the thing is that for most, sex can only be as enjoyable as the foreplay.
It doesn't matter if you think you have good moves or a lot stamina etc if your foreplay game is weak, sex will be barely enjoyable.
It's hard to explain I'm not a girl and even if I were one it all comes to personal preference.
>>37785600
Generally. A lot of girls don't actually like getting rammed into oblivion. They want you to mess with their tits, rub their clits and finger them well before you jump into the ramming part.
>>37785698
In the original to that song is there a line that goes, "another baby born without a brain, Chocolate rain."
I haven't heard it in ages but I remember that bit.
>>37785017
How do I lose virginity if I'm a kissless hugless handholdless virgin?
>>37785017
>boring as hell at sex
If you don't want that: put your dick in her, hold tight and say "your sister is better".
I call this technic "how to cum in 60 sec" .
>>37785718
Google maps.
>>37785718
Pay attention in middle school health class.
>>37785718
first hole, up
>>37785735
Or call her another girl's name while doggy style and hold on tight as she tries to knock you down.
I call this "the bronco"
>>37785734
Pay a hooker. Seriously.
Won't if she's not the kind of girl you want to go down on? For example, festival/town slootz?
>>37785721
Chew gum I guess.
>>37785721
Chew gum, raw stakes, shoes...
>>37785094
Fap, cardio and Kegels
>>37785729
They'll like what I fucking tell them to like.
>>37785760
My man.
>>37785760
>girl usually lays there
>do this and she starts bucking and thrusting back to get away
>she's actually becoming a power bottom as a result
INGENIOUS
>>37785782
And jelqing and p massage
Drank all day and couldn't get it up last night, even whilst getting dome
Fucking end it.
How to actually initiate sex. For real. I've been in a relationship for years but she's starting down the "there's no build up it's suddenly sex." I was full autist before her i don't know how to build up and actually initiate sex.
>>37785718
Here is the pic
>>37785828
Start dirty talking, get gradually more physical until it's too physical your dick is her mouth
Anyone else pretty much completely disinterested in sex? I have normal test levels, but almost no sex drive whatsoever.
I think I'm homosexual though, but I thought they were usually crazy promiscuous so that doesn't make much sense to me.
>>37785828
Ridicule her on the notion by being really over the top in your stereotypical lead up shit, like something you'd see on The Bold And The Beautiful. She'll cut the crap soon enough.
>>37785847
Well...I just wanna fit girl now.
>>37785205
virgin detected
>>37785661
Which is why putting the cart in front of i.e. after the horse would be absurd. At least you wouldn't have to watch them shit while they walk. I don't know why people love horses so much.
>>37785787
Actually this.
Most broads like it when you take lead.
>>37785847
Or you're just like most normal people that need foreplay as mentioned above by many to enjoy it.
Homosexuals are not really that promiscuous, is just that you have to be more flirty towards other guys so they know your gay and interested, otherwise they may think you're straight and miss out on a potential good experience.
I'm not gay but I enjoy being fucked from time to time so I kinda understand the struggle
>>37785879
That made 0 senses
>>37785600
What, no girls on /fit/ to help us.
>>37785893
I'm gonna bite, but for any libcucks reading that may think, "Hey, yeah that is a plausible statement, I never thought of that..." If you enjoy being fucked by males, you are a faggot. That is the definition of homosexuality.
>>37785914
it's only gay if dicks touch though m8
>>37785893
>I'm not gay but I enjoy being fucked from time to time so I kinda understand the struggle
kek
What struggle though lol? You seem to be into it, I'm not.
It's not that I don't know how to try it or approach someone. I just don't get sexually aroused or horny often at all. When I do, I masturbate quickly and then I'm good for another week and a half.
>>37785914
What am I?
I'm not gay but I need the money.
>>37785923
Balls, you mean.
>>37785914
He could be bi, I guess...
>>37785718
Download the app brah, clitfinder
>>37785718
Use the force luke
Be me and almost cum instantly, what do?
>>37785991
Just lay down and wait until he cums.
>>37786032
Im a dude :(
>>37785991
>Be me and almost cum instantly, what do?
stop watching pron COMPETELY!
masturbate and train your brain not to come instantly. take pauses (start stop) and make it a long session.
do this a few months
Here is my recent experience (last 3 months):
>I quit watching porn
>this reduced fapping
>started doing Kegels
>all four types: front, back, reverse front, reverse back
>in a routine every day
>was too much
>switched to every other day
>with some "pelvic breathing" on rest days
Results:
>Hardest wood in my life on the regular
>surprises me when i grab it
>the head is now more engorged and larger
>hangs better i feel
>eat her out til she cums (basically stay on clit and go mainly up and down, sometimes side to side to mix it up)
>then putsya dick in
You have now have no pressure to perform, and she'll feel way better.
Also don't go stupidly fast/hard too early when you're doing the no pants dance, build up to it slowly then go ham.
>>37785721
TREN
>>37786338
Any link to said Kegels?
>>37786431
>stick your tongue out
>gently bite it so it doesnt move
>move your whole head/ neck to achieve licking motion
>this gives your tongue and jaw time to relax
>>37786524
doesn't that dumb bitch know you're supposed to put the napkin in your lap?
>>37786503
I think if you google PE Gym & Kegels everything is there
But basically
Kegels are contraction of the Pubocosohardcockenschalger muscle yea cant remember the muscle names nor pronounce them: PC and BC. Learn your anatomy boys.
>front: the muscle you flex to stop piss midstream
>back: the muscle you flex to hold shit in
Reverse are actually sort of stretches i believe
>front reverse: feels like your trying to push piss out
>back reverse: feels like your trying to take a shit
I use a metronome and as stop watch:
>stop watch set for 2 min
>metronome set to 60 bpm, to count out seconds
>2 min of front, back, rev front, rev back
>takes 8 minutes total
>try it for a couple weeks. Its a muscle system.
>you'll be surprised how much more control you'll gain.
>will blow your fucking mind
>Use the reverse keg to stop cumming
>use the regular keg to pulse your dink inside her
>>37786630
sorry for got to say
>metronome 60 bpm
>metrinome
>contract/ reverse push 5 sec hard, but comfortably. Count 5 beats
>total rest 5 sec. Count 5 beats
>till 2 minutes is up
Dont over do this shit. you can over train anything. Even these odd little muscles
>for the 2 minute period
>>37785897
if the horse is before the cart, the cart is in front of the horse
the phrase 'putting the horse before the cart' means you're doing something in the wrong order
Take the lead. Dominate her.
It doesn't matter (much) what else you do.
If you dominate her she will cum for you and giving blowjobs will be foreplay for her
>>37785893
>I'm not gay but I enjoy being fucked from time to time
Nigga you gay
I've never tried anal before, is it hard?
And how do I keep it clean of poop back there?
>>37785719
Wear a condom.. It sucks but it really does the trick and keeps you safe.
>learn that after 3-4 STDs
>>37787888
You mad, cuck.
Hows ur girls pussy after taking my homies dick ?
>>37785765
Do this but please don't go down on her. I dont even kiss them, just grab their heads into my junk
>>37785017
also what's the best exercise for dick gains.
cause everything is big except my dick
doesn't it make you wanna die?
>>37785017
>and still be boring as hell at sex.
Take responsibility for your own pleasure, her pleasure should be secondary. You should communicate what you want, and ask her to do things that you want.
If you make her pleasure more important than your own, you'll have shitty sex. If you insist on trying to make her cum, or use her orgasm as validation for yourself, you're just going to put pressure on her so she can't really cum and she has to fake it to get you to stop.
Also you being too focused on her will inevitably lead to boring repetitive shitty sex.
In regards to getting a girl into bed, try reading this:
http://bookzz.org/book/1254880/1d3345
No its not full of shitty PUA routines.
>>37785288
This.
Girls love it when it "just happens" versus her anticipating it and wanting it to happen.
>>37785288
>trick a girl into a bed
Low self esteem: the post.
Nice dubs tho.
>>37786542
She's muslim
I don't know if this has been posted yet, but I'm not reading your shitty thread to find out.
http://t2mh.com/esoteric/She%20Comes%20First.pdf
>>37785718
WoooW anon, it's the bulb at the top of the vagina.
In some women it looks like a tiny penis (what the fuck is the deal with that? It's fucking disgusting).
>>37785718
There's a little bump about the size of a pea above the vaginal entrance but still between the labia. That's it. It gets bigger the more aroused the woman is.
>>37785847
Don't worry about whether you are homosexual or straight or trans or whatever. It's not important unless you are having sex with people.
If you still masturbate then you probably are just alienated from the current sexual culture. That's normal. There will be people who feel the same way as you out there. These will probably people you would enjoy fucking.
>>37787893
You'll need lube and wear a condom.
>>37788122
because it basically is the penis, its just developed in a different way for women than for men
How do I stop being a douchebag /fit/?
I never had problems with women, the thing is I feel like I treat them like shit. I literally kick them out of my house after I fuck them, they complain and whine but then they STILL want to fuck and hang out. I'm not particularly attractive, tall or rich, nor those girls are ugly or fat, it's pretty weird. I used to do this because I thought it was cool but now I just feel bad for those girls, am I devolving into a le gentleman ? I feel bad for a moment but deep inside I just don't care, what do?
>>37788106
>a whole book to teach you how to do what animals can do without thinking.
Maybe the reason you're so shit at sex is because you think too much. Turn off your brain and let instinct take over.
Also stop being a beta and trying to make the woman cum, that's her responsibility.
>>37786524
Fun fact:
The guy who is underneath the hat in the background is the painter and those are his friends.
I fucking love this picture.
>>37788162
Women don't cum.
>>37785017
I'm not sure how anyone can be boring at sex. It's fun by default. It's saying it's easy to take cocaine and still feel bored as hell.
Anyway. Here is my two tips if anyone is struggling.
>Hit it hard.
Your hip thrusts should feel like they could knock someone out... You don't need to go as fast as possible. As long as the speed is consistent, it's fine... If your speed causes you to lose power then you are going too fast because power is everything...
The force of you slapping against her with each thrust will cause an almost numbing sensation/something to focus on. Which actually makes it easier to control when you finish.
>clit licking + fingering technique
The licking is lucking. Up and down, side to side in random motions. Use the top of your tongue as if you are "flicking" something with it... If your tongue gets tired and you need a rest, just pretend you are doing some teasing type thing by doing slow circles. It gives you a sneaky rest.
When you are fingering at the same time (always do this), reach all the way in until you find the cervix. You'll think you've found some sort of smooth as fuck ball and want to turn back. But don't. Just slip under it. It moves out of the way pretty easily. It doesn't hurt her unless you bash it head on.
Oh. And there is a third tip.
Don't pretend it tastes good because she will think you're lying (even if you think it does)... Don't say it tastes bad either. Just don't comment. If she asks then say "yeah it tastes alright" or "not bad" or something neutral.
If she asks what it tastes like. DON'T say batteries or pennies or ink... Just say it don't have much of a taste. It taste like skin or something.
Trust me. If a girl thinks her pussy doesn't have a taste she will feel much more comfortable and get dem shakey legs quicker.
I have been prone masturbating since forever and I am 18
Is my dick already fucked up beyond repairs?
>>37788148
What would I need a condom for?
>>37785729
This and it gets fucking exhausting
>>37788179
>hit it hard
this only works if you have a baby dick that doesnt bottom out
>>37788186
Because you said you don't want to keep clean of poop.
>>37788186
Not getting aids?
>>37788202
I guess not having a nigger dick has its advantages then
>>37788154
well it seems to be working. Women are retarded and actually prefer to be treated like shit apparently
>>37788179
>Your hip thrusts should feel like they could knock someone out... You don't need to go as fast as possible. As long as the speed is consistent, it's fine... If your speed causes you to lose power then you are going too fast because power is everything...
SO much this. I love feeling my boyfriends hips hit mine. If you dont use enough power all she will feel is your dick and if thats all she can feel she might as well be masturbating.
Also, dont forget to kiss her neck, nibble her ear, kiss her lips, etc during.
And man noises. Man noises are hot.
>>37788286
>girl on /fit/
>my boyfriend
Don't we have a rule against that? London?
>>37788286
>kiss her ear
gayyyyyyyyyy
>>37785017
Daily reminder that once she's in your bed and naked, it doesn't matter what you look like, do, or say, her animal brain is going to rationalize that it's hot.
Stimulate all her senses. Talk dirty. Whisper shit, say her name. Most chicks go bonkers for that stuff.
>>37788286
>Also, dont forget to kiss her neck, nibble her ear, kiss her lips, etc during
Ain't my style. I usually just pound ass from behind and kick they ass out after I nut.
>>37785017
S E X G O D M E T H O D
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>>37788286
fuck that, im not injuring my hips
I have squats to do
>>37785719
Deep breaths brah. When edging stop and deep breath.
Why are vaginas so disgusting? They just look fucking nasty. I loathe going down on girls because my dick immediately recedes into my pelvis. Am I secretly gay?
>>37788286
Man there's homosexual and then there's just faggot. I mean I have nothing against gays, I like getting fucked from time to time so I understand the struggle, but
>man noises
faggot
>>37788423
it depends
innies look good, outies look like someone shaving gyro meat.
http://www.xvideos.com/video10568610/how_to_eat_pussy
Tried a bunch of stuff from this and some girl of tinder went absolutely nuts for it. Felt like I went from being to completely clueless to actually knowing what the fuck I'm doing. Recommended.
>>37788284
>women prefer to be treated like shit
You can only legitimately treat them like shit and have them coming back if you're handsome
it isn't really treating them like shit. its just that teasing and making fun of them a bit is more fun than a guy who just compliments them all the time
>>37788423
It's just a phase. When you're a big boy you'll get over it.
>>37785719
wear a condom
if that doesn't work, there are condoms that have delaying/desensitizing lubricant on the inside that'll help numb your dick and help you last longer
if that still doesn't work, spend a lot of time jerking it with a lot of lube and work on getting as close as possible to orgasm without coming, then back off for a bit, go again, etc.
>>37788476
things that look disgusting change with age?
whether you are 18 or 50, a gross vag is a gross vag
doesnt matter if it feels good, aesthetically it's still ugly.
>>37788554
Actual homo detected.
>>37788577
you really dont understand
im not saying to not have sex with a girl with an ugly vag, but an ugly vag is an ugly vag
same with a dick, it might feel good but it might look bad
aesthetics != functionality
>>37785017
When you eat pussy put your mouth around the clut and suck it out the hood so it's in your mouth THEN lick. Means more surface area of the clit is being stimulated by your tongue. Some girls are really sensitive and that will be too much but just makes things go faster
Sexual advice is really subjective. Girls like different things, but I'll go ahead and go off of what my girl likes.
Always take it slow at first, I know it's exciting, but never just blast into it. Be slow, and soft, then slowly progress faster and faster with whatever you're doing.
Foreplay is super important, make sure they're in the mood. Put her before you, if she's not comfortable, or relaxed, things will be a lot less pleasant for the both of you.
Oral, I found that slowly and lightly flicking the surface of the vagina with some light tongue gliding thrown in there works wonders, then progress with speed, and then go broad tongue, hard down on the clit.
She also likes when I suck from the bottom to the top. Just don't do it too hard, a light suck will do.
Positions vary with kinks. She likes being submissive, so I hold her down, her hands are held behind her, choking, etc.
Don't be afraid to experiment and ask what she likes and doesn't like.
>>37785600
Let's just say for about 90% of girls, foreplay is necessary to get turned on.
brehs I went down on a hooker yesterday.
her pussy looked so nice and in the heat of the moment I just decided to lick her out.
what are the chances I got a std?
>>37788621
What I'm saying is that what you consider to be an ugly vag isn't an ugly vag.
>>37785094
jerking off
I'm a 21 yo KV talking to 2 20 yo 6.5s on Tinder and I've been stalling on asking to meet up because of my inexperience.
I think I'll be fine hanging with them. I just dont wanna fuck up the eventual hookup. I have no idea how to escalate from chilling to fucking. Any tips, bros?
Also, should I practice putting on a condom ahead of time? I feel like that should be pretty intuitive
>>37788671
if you have injuries in your mouth you could get std
otherwise very slim chances
>>37788678
ok lets give a concrete example.
asian girl. she has the brownest, flappiest lips ever. but, it's tight as fuck.
see, it might not look nice but it can still feel good. but ultimately, it's still an ugly vag.
>>37788714
dont
you will regret throwing your standards away to fuck a whale
>>37788778
Don't fuck the Tinder women? They're not fat at all. I'm actually pretty selective with my tips. One of them goes to my uni and I have mutual friends with her on fb. I know for a fact that she's not fat.
I found the other girl on fb too and she doesn't have any fat pics.
>>37788823
you are settling for scraps, that is the problem
dont just fuck anything with a pulse
>>37788823
>caring about what people on 4chan think
lmao
>>37788057
Can confirm
>>37788827
Dude, believe me. These girls are decently attractive. I am the last guy to do the "pussy is pussy" thing. If (1) they're 6.5, (2) attracted to me, and (3) I'm a horny KV, why wouldn't I do this?
>>37788857
you can do better, thats why
you're trying to rationalize fucking someone you dont really want to. aim higher, even if it takes longer it's worth it.
How do you keep better erections? if i'm using a condom it doesn't take much to lose my boner... like if it takes too much time changing position or something it's gone. I used to not have this problem a couple of years ago but i'm not old now, i'm 25.
>>37785288
Eh. Maybe? Plenty of girls date guys that they aren't sexual compatible with. Plenty of girls date skinny guys. Plenty of girls date losers with no aspirations in the world. If a girl likes you she'll like you.
>>37788906
Either get your girl(s) on the pill... Or viagra if you are talking about girls you don't know well.
If taking the viagra route, cut them in half. Works fine. Some people (including me) get dizzy on full ones.
I guess you could also try those new "thinner" condoms. Although I've never tried them so I don't know if it's just a gimmick or not.
Haven't fucked with a condom for about 2 years. Used to have the same problem.
>>37788886
I want to fuck attractive women that don't look clearly like thots (even if they end up being thots). When I matched with these 2 girls, I thought to myself "Yeah, I would enjoy having sex with them because they have a solid combination of good-looking face and healthy body". Would I rather fuck someone I met first IRL? Yes, I would. I dont think I'm settling when I decide to fuck decent-looking girls that are clearly attracted to me. My virginity is bothering me too much. Not enough to fuck whales or uggos. But enough to fuck cute girls on Tinder. What part of this is irrational in any way?
>>37788959
so what prize do you win for fucking someone?
wouldnt you rather fuck someone you want to?
>>37788947
viagra is great but i would rather not rely on a medicine
the only thing that changed is that i started consuming alcohol, does that affect sex at all?
>>37788971
I want to fuck attractive women at the very base of it all. We all do. These 2 Tinder matches are attractive. Therefore, I WANT TO FUCK THEM.
Pros:
>temporary validation
>physical pleasure
>a potential source of future sex
>>37787726
Is English not your first language? The phrase is "putting the cart before the horse".
How to cure PE from jerking to porn? Trying edging atm
>>37788959
>Would I rather fuck someone I met first IRL? Yes
You're settling. You can deny it all you want, but you are settling. Look around you, man. Everyone settles. Everyone is happy with some 6/10. Everyone is happy with mediocrity. You, though, you're better than that. You can do better than that. Those girls might be "good enough", but fuck good enough. You can do so much more and you fucking know it. Don't settle for some Tinder whore. What a disgrace it is for someone like you to waste your potential. For what? Some easy fuck? Fuck you. If you do that, you're barely even a human. But if you don't settle, if you work hard and push yourself and achieve what we both know you can? Then you're a God.
>>37789159
To specify I'm jerking it to JOI vids. Going a lot longer than I used to
>>37785017
Eating pussy can be a challenge because some girls like having thier clit sucked and toyed with, others want the tongue to glide over up and down.
The one thing all women i have been with have in common is that when you find the right spot, don't change your pace and don't start doing something else after a few minutes.
Men get off mostly by having the woman go faster with whatever she is doing, women need a steady pace.
>>37789159
Premature ejactulation is psychological, like erectile dysfunction. Sorry, you're afraid of vaginas and your dick is trying to gtfo as fast as possible.
>>37789159
Just stop masturbating you dumb fuck. Don't tell me it's "too hard". Don't give me your shit excuses. You remember completing your first workout in the gym, right? Of course you do, we all do. It was hard, maybe you wanted to quit even, but you didn't. You kept on going back, and back, and back, despite all the pain. Why? Because you knew that it would pay of someday. Maybe not today, but someday. Masturbation is nothing more than instant gratification, for which you sacrifice long term health. Sound familiar? Good. There's barely any difference between you and some fat fuck. The only difference is that you're willing to improve yourself, despite how much you want to give up. Block your favourite porn sites, delete all the porn you saved, and just stop masturbating. You can fucking do it anon. You can. You fuck.
>>37788947
>>37788906
DO NOT USE VIAGRA. Long term it will fuck your dick up and stop being effective as well as a bunch of other sides. Talking from experience here.
Do keegels
>>37789282
kek
closet faggot BTFO
>>37787874
This nigga knows.
Orgasms given to gf per sex-session when eating pussy, fingering, etc. : 1 maybe 2
Orgasms given per session when dominating, fucking her hard and using her like a sex-toy: 3-4 at least.
Not saying you shouldn't eat that poontang on occasion, 'cause you should, but NOTHING gets a woman off as much as a man being a GOD-DAMN MAN. And yes she'll get wet from sucking your dick.
what should i do if im having hard time cumming during sex. Already quit porn
>>37789325
Get therapy
>>37789325
You either don't find her attractive or ruined your dick from deathgrip or something. Assuming the latter, fuck someone else. If the latter, use thinner condoms. In either case, you could speak to her about what turns you on the most. Maybe she's just bad at sex.
>>37788106
>She Comes First
On the one hand, this is written by a cuck who can't get it up an had to learn how to eat pussy.
On the other hand, plenty of queer women have praised this as THE guide to pussy-eating, and following it will get you up to god damn lesbian levels of carpet-munching.
>>37789227
>im barely even a human for having sex with a 6/10 through an app
no one goes from novice to God
Step by step
Getting this experience will help me get better at pursuing and pleasuring the woman I'll really want anyway.
This almost autistic (yes, i used the meme term)
>>37785600
yes, although foreplay also includes oral and oral is amazing
>>37788179
>Don't pretend it tastes good because she will think you're lying (even if you think it does)
I will literally drink a woman's ejaculate. I don't give a fuck nigga, pussy's my favorite food.
Is this one of those famous "the autistic gym rats on /fit/ post sex advice they have read online" threads I have heard about?
/fit/, we all know none of you guys have girlfriends or sex. Relax.
>>37789345
But my dick stays hard as fuck. Maybe the condom is too small girth wise
>>37789352
>Getting this experience will help me get better at pursuing and pleasuring the woman I'll really want anyway.
Stop the excuses you goddamn faggot. You are without a doubt terrible at sex, but getting better from 6/10s won't help. Being good at sex has nothing to do with getting a woman in bed. Get the women you really want, and practice on them. There's no excuse to settle. When you die, what will you say to God? That being virtuous wasn't convenient for you at that time? That you're happy to sacrifice your character because it was too hard? Fuck you. Never settle. Rise above the scum, you cunt.
>>37789227
>putting girls on a pedistal: the thread
I don't even use the 1-10 scale anymore. I use 0-1. Either I'm interested (1) or I'm not (0), and if she's not a solid 1 then she's a 0.
You're right about not settling for mediocrity, but a 1-10 scale encourages that, while pedistalizing the girls at the top-end of the scale so that you're too much of a sperglord to get with them.
>>37789399
It's not about the women you fucking idiot. Never settle. Not for anything in life. Be better.
>>37788202
So your dick is so big you can't thrust into a womans hips? That sucks dude.
Girl told me I fuck too hard :(
>>37789383
Why is it a bad thing for you? If you come eventually, that is. Lasting longer in bed is something some of the cucks in this thread would kill for.
>>37789421
>telling people to never settle for anything in life.
>spending spare time on 4chan
Nice advice, chief!
>>37789432
no I mean if you hit their cervix thats no fun
hence the baby dick comment if you can jackhammer
>>37789026
Fucking is overrated. Build meaningful relationships with good people instead.
>>37788906
Do: kegels
Drink: beet- and pomegranate juice, preferably with some citruline+arganine+beta alanine mixed in
Eat: nuts and dried fruits, lots of broccoli and spinach
Remedies: horny goat weed and maca powders
GLHF
>>37785734
backpage.com friend
>>37789443
Life's hard you cock gobbler. Lot's of people on this site need help. Maybe I can give it, maybe I can't. But if you have the opportunity to help someone, and you don't, then what kind of man are you? I could be spending this time finishing The Brothers Karamazov, and I will tonight, but this is a far more worthwhile use of my time.
>>37789397
I agree that this experience won't make me too much better at getting a woman into bed. I misspoke there.
>bringing in God and virtue
I am sure you have consciously settled at some point in your life. As long as it's not a habit and you get right back on the saddle, it doesn't hurt in any significant way. Your views are overly idealistic given the fact that these girls are attractive enough and I dont value virginity as much as others do.
Why would I practice on girls I actually wanna keep? If I fuck up with a Tinder girl, I lose out on sex. If I fuck up with a girl I actually like, it may negatively impact our relationship.
I'm not settling because I didn't massively right swipe every whore to get a match.
I'm not settling because these girls don't seem to be base-level whores based on our conversation.
I'm not settling because I want to do this.
>>37785288
t. Virgin the post
ONS are hardly great sex ... sometimes it hit or miss also it takes 2 for it to become a great night
like last girl ive been with we had great sex the first time but it has gotten worse idk why .. usually it gets better over time but we are in a rough situation atm ... hope ill even get to see her again lmao
>>37789484
not him but you are trying to convince yourself to do it
meaning, you dont WANT to fuck them.
dont settle for shit in life, ever.
I'm 19 with a 6.5 inch penor. I'm fucking scared to have sex, wat do?
>>37789484
You are less than dirt.
>bringing in God
God isn't important here. It was just a way to make you understand. I'm not religious.
>and virtue
That's the only thing it's about you braindead vegetable.
>I am sure you have consciously settled at some point in your life
No.
>get right back on the saddle
Don't fall off.
>doesn't hurt in any significant way
If you do it once, you'll do it again.
>Your views are overly idealistic
No. I don't expect anything from anyone. Anyone could live like this if they really wanted to, but they won't. People like that, people like you, are dead to me.
>I dont value virginity as much as others do
Your original argument was that your virginity was bothering you, which is still a shit excuse. If you don't value it, waiting should be easy for you.
>Why would I practice on girls I actually wanna keep
Because you can.
>If I fuck up with a Tinder girl, I lose out on sex. If I fuck up with a girl I actually like, it may negatively impact our relationship.
Don't fuck up. If you do, then it was your fault and you learned another way to improve yourself. If it wasn't you fault, then who gives a fuck?
>I'm not settling because I want to do this.
Kill yourself. You're not going to do anything with your life anyway. You could, but you won't.
>>37789511
fuck a prostitute
google "anons guide on prostitutes r9k"
i wrote this for robots once
gl
>>37789511
youll be fine
>tfw you're 8 inches and hookers hesitate to fuck you and will outright refuse to have anal because its too big and thick
I just want to experience anal for once
>>37789576
Meh. I flirt with women, they laugh and giggle, and then I don't go through with it because I'm scared of the bodily contact. What the fuck man, I want to fuck chicks but I'm also scared.
>>37789599
well read the fucking guide idiot
if you do this you will lose your fear and go the extra mile with real women cause u are not afraid anymore like a fuccboi
>>37789565
I agree with the standarts guy.
>>37786679
This is a based ass post ty. I did kegels for a long time, stopped and lost my stamina. Bout to start this shit baxk up
>>37789507
I'm not settling here.
>>37789565
Holy shit. This is some next-level impractical cancer.
>>37785719
Think of dead babies when you're about to cum. Works wonders.
So far I have only tried 2 positions for (gay) sex, and while they were pretty dope some new reccs would be welcome
anyone got any?
>>37789651
>Think of dead babies when you're about to cum. Works wonders.
How to become a necrophiliac pedophile: the post
>>37785688
>Sucking clit
performing oral sex on a biologically under-developed penis.
No thanks
#NoHomo
>>37789465
I used to try to do that, but on r9k. So I understand where you're coming from. But it was like the allegory of Plato's cave, completely fucking impossible to talk to those people. In any case its still a waste of time, and your posts don't really seem to hold much more wisdom than the average motivational post on Facebook. Might as well be telling them to jus b urself :^)
>The Brothers Karamazov
Oh right, I can see why you're here now instead of forcing yourself to read Russian literature.
>>37787893
Enema
>>37785879
I enjoyed that
>>37789656
Get down on your knees, close your eyes, clasp your hands together, and PRAY THE GAY AWAY!
Before I started dating my current Brazilian girlfriend the topic of penis size came up drunkenly at a party and she said her ex had a 22 cm cock. Being a freedom loving American I didnt know what 7 inches was in cm so when I converted it and realized it was 17.8 I legit wanted to kill myself. Now when we have sex I feel really self conscious and inadequate even though she says our sex is amazing and when she rides me it hits her exactly where it has to. I give her multiple orgasms every time we have sex with i feel like I just cant pleasure her properly even with an above average penis. Should I just end myself and end my misery
>>37789666
>forcing yourself to read Russian literature.
TBK is entertaining and funny as fuck Tbh, basically was fucking rekt from my sides leaving orbit during any chapter focused on Mitya
>>37789614
I just read it, seems interesting enough to me. However, what's the benefit of paying a hooker over fucking some chick from your university?
>>37789682
You're a retard. So yes.
>>37789691
I tried to read crime and punishment. Maybe I'll try your book instead. I just finished some hemmingway so I need cheering up.
>>37789682
>Hey guys I have an above avarage benis and make girl go cum. le depression amirite? xD
Pffft implying I'm having any kind of sex.
This is /fit/ op.
>>37789682
I always wondered why guys care about a girls ex
who cares, you are the one planting your flag there, who gives a shit?
>>37789666
>but on r9k
Me too. People on r9k are too deep in their delusions. Just like Plato's cave, yes.
>your posts don't really seem to hold much more wisdom than the average motivational post on Facebook
I'm not particularly wise, I simply live my life the best way I can. If anything, I'm an Aristotelian virtue ethicist rather than anything original.
>telling them to jus b urself :^)
I'm telling them to be better than themselves.
>forcing yourself to read Russian literature.
It's not forcing myself. I've really enjoyed everything by Dosto I've read so far.
>>37789722
>>37789698
I know I'm a fucking retard but I can't rid of the self consciousness. She's taken miles of horse cock and now I come in noticeably smaller and feel terrible about myself even though I'm probably fine.
>>37789738
Okay well what do you want from us then? You know you're being a retard, we've called you a retard... Now just stop being a retard.
>>37789707
C&P is pretty funny too, whenever socialism or francophilia comes up in Dostoyevsky it tends to be funny.
Maybe you just aren't understanding the humor
>>37788202
I have a nigger dick and some girls love getting violently impaled. Most don't :/
>>37785828
I'll even rhyme it out for you; If she doesn't enjoy surprise sex, it's about time she becomes your ex
>>37788154
If you don't care deep inside, how do you explain even wanted to change, you fraud?
>>37785787
This gave me ladyboner
>>37785017
Tonight I had a dream related to sex the first time in ages.
I usually never remember my dreams but this one was just before waking up
>meet this cute blonde tall grill, shorter than me
>she's a bit disgruntled, but lets me hug her on the shoulders from behind
>I ended up fingering her and felt the g spot
My life is so pathetic that this was the highlight of 2016 for me, for serious
>>37785017
I've found that when she rides you and you use your thumb or finger to rub her clothes she cuts pretty fast. I've never heard her scream harder than when I was facing her with a dildo and sacking her clit. Takes a bit but it's worth it. Also, if she's into butt stuff, just a finger up there is enough to get her off.
Pro tip: Use a glass dildo and lube and not those disgusting plastic or latex one
>>37785073
This anons. Work the clit with your mouth and two fingers inside her doing a 'come hither' motion
>>37785835
I don't know, I think you'd need to be a commander for something like that.
>>37785935
A whore
>>37785017
I don't like eating pussy for long so I keep a hitachi wand around, the ultimate shortcut to the female orgasm.
>>37790613
why are latex and plastic ones disgusting?
So when you guys started dating, did you get hard one just from holding hands/hugs or was I extra sensitive?
>>37785721
Alternate between moving your jaw and your neck. Switch every time whatever you're using get pissed.
>>37785771
use a dental dam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPDlt7NtyFo
>>37790943
If someone told me they'd only go down on me if I agreed to using a dental dam, I'd be the fuck out of there. How insulting.
>>37785718
>How the fuck do I find the clit?
>>37785737 >>37785745 >>37785752 >>37785835 >>37785948 >>37785966
>all these replies
top fucking kek
>>37791195
You are a tripfag, you should be thankful for what you can get.
H-how do I stop getting ED? ;_; I've done no fap and no porn. I've had test levels done. Nothing works
>>37788444
Will agree with this brah
>>37791353
Therapy. You have to deal with your sexual shame and fear.
>>37791403
But I'd be ashamed to see a sex therapist
>>37785063
>>37785073
>Willingly giving yourself mouth and throat cancer
Wew
I just want a big guyTM to pin me down and fuck me while I helplessly struggle to escape. How am I supposed to practise that?
>>37791195
dental dams are the gayest thing in existence.
I would never accept a blowjob with a condom (unless it was mid sex)
>>37790791
with my current gf for a year now (22); i still occasionally get this, i dont know why by she doesnt seem tocare and if anything she enjoys it
>>37788666
Thank you for the sex tips, Satan.
>>37785017
>have a big dick
>don't mindlessly ram her pussy
>don't have a small dick
95% girls orgasm just by this
So serious question guyz.... I sometimes lose my boner during sex. Been with my gf for years so not nerves or anything, and I don't drink or do drugs. It only happens sometimes, mostly when doing it doggy for some reason and usually after we've been at it for a while and she's already cum but wants to keep going (she's a squirter, so the pussy gets super wet which reduces stimulation for me).
Other times I'm super hard. A few times I've even managed to remain hard after cumming and just keep going. Been tracking what I eat, my lifts, etc. and can't find any explanation there either. I'm in great health, really. Every time it happens it gives me performance anxiety of course and that makes stuff worse until I'm able to calm my shit.
What do? More cardio for endurance? Does me doing lots of squats and deads affect this?
>>37792260
Only 5% of women have ever experienced and orgasm from sex alone, and of that 5%, roughly half said that anything under 6.4" wasn't enough.
Let that sink in.
My GF is 220ish and wants to be done against a wall with my holding her up.. best exercises to do this???
>>37792427
Girlfriend Drops are the quickest and easier way.
>>37792427
Squats for strenghts, cardio for endurance.
>>37792436
Tell me more anon
>>37792427
shrugs.
but same anon, my gf is 160.
>>37792459
>the joke
>
>
>your head
>>37792427
Exercises won't help as much as a proper diet. She needs to stop being so fat.
>>37788057
>>37788849
second this
yo first time getting laid here next week, im "just turning 18 today" any first time tips?
So ive only had sex with hookers but im curious about the differences between hooker sex and regular girl sex.
All the hookers ive been with really didn't make load noises and it seemed like they enjoyed it.
Is there a huge difference?
>>37792772
normal girls wont always seem to enjoy it
How do you wonder into foreplay with a girl who doesn't enjoy giving or receiving oral. I mean all I can do is make out and fingerbang her before shoving it in. Plus she only comes when she's on top. I'm I doomed?
>>37792772
not a huge difference
the only difference between hookers and normal girls is a normal girl expects housing, clothing, and food in return for sex instead of just cash
>>37793143
so get rid of her for a better woman. a girl that doesn't give blowjobs is my biggest red flag
>>37793143
>doesnt enjoy receiving or giving oral
As usual this is a red flag and also is bullshit.
I lost my virginity to this girl two weeks ago. Before that, I had trouble keeping it up and I couldn't cum with her but then a few days ago we spend 24 hours straight together and it was the opposite. I kept getting boners at the mere touch of her and we ended up fucking three times (would have gone for fourth easily but we both had shit to do). I hadn't watched porn for like a month so I would get hornier with her but today I was so horny that I jerked it to some trap video someone posted in a thread. Did I fuck up? I'm still horny as fuck and I'm thinking of jerking it again but I don't want to break my dick with degenerate porn. What do?
>>37788437
made me kek
