Would you win in a fight against a enraged retard?
What are exercises I could do to prepare for such a fight?
>>37753437
barbell flies
>>37753437
Graduating high school might help.
Use dumbbells.
>>37753437
You could not fight the enraged retard. Whether you win or lose the fight, you lose in general. If you win, you beat up a mentally crippled person. If you lose, you lost to a retard.
Anyway, inb4 /fit/ makes a mirror joke
Box jumps, so you can aim for the midget he's carrying on his shoulders.
They are strong as shit and have no regard for common sense
I saw a retard hit a bully with a stage weight ( a brick for counter weighing the stage lights) and then slam him through a desk
Got away with it too because he was legit retarded
>>37753437
I'm glad you came to the right place to ask.
>>37753437
OP I don't want to fight you so don't get mad
>>37753512
This is no Thunderdome, my nigga.
>>37753530
Embargo!
>>37753557
One day I may. I will use this technique.
>>37753437
if you think a fight against an enraged retard is something likely to happen and therefore something you need to prepare for chances are you also are a retard so I wouldnt worry about it. people will probably just point and laugh at your pathetic fight until some normal human being just breaks it off.
>>37753437
Helll fucking no OP
I remember back in highschool we had this one retard lemme tell you the story.
>Highschool
>Got there early as fuck and would chill next to the ice cream machine
>Spot one of the tards (he was always cool)
>Kid was around 6ft2-3 tall and mustve weighed around 500lbs
>looked like a giant sphere
>anyways this other guy was taunting him and shit
>tard got pissed as fuck
>grabbed him by his shirt and starting shaking him up and down
>dropped his ass on the floor
>kid got manhandled
Another one I got
>Same tard
>can see him talking to another guy at the end of the hallway (300m hallways school was big)
>I hear some screaming
>see other guy ( he was pretty fucking big tall and brawny, no where near as big as tard though)
>other guy is pushing tard hard as fuck
>can't really hear what there saying but can see everything
>outta nowhere tard grabs this bigass kid by his shirt
>fucking headbutts the poor bastard
>not one nor twice but several fucking times
>other guy is trying to pull himself away
>throwing random ass punches at tard, but tard won't let go
>punches have no effect against tard
>I saw 7 or 8 headbutts connect and i knew they hurt since tard would reel his head back for momemtum
>at this point im walking with a brisk getting closer
>tard lets the guy drop
>"fight" lasted about 40ish seconds
>fucking blood everywhere, guy's nose is cracked bad and he's bleeding bad from forehead
>tard has blood on his baby blue dress shirt
>ambulance came, iirc guy had a broken nose and a concussion
Tard got off free since i told the principal i saw everything, pretty cool guy, and NO OP, don't fuck with tards unless you know for sure you got the upperhand
