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How do I into "orc mode," /fit/? I need to know for reasons. I'm currently 6'2'' and 200 lbs.
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>>37673080
HAY GUISE HOW DO I INTO SUCCESSFUL WHITE LAWYER LIVING IN SUBURBS WITH HOT WIFE AND A GYM IN HIS GARAGE. HAY GUISE HOW?
GUISE? HOW?

WHAT WORKOUT FOR SKIN / RACE / LIFE CHANGE DO I DO?

1st stop being a poser bitch
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>>37673093
autism
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>>37673090
wasn't incredible, wasn't terrible, was good, and i eagerly await for a sequel.
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>>37673090
I went into it bracing to leave before the end, but I was pleasantly surprised. Very entertaining film, but then again I've had Loremaster since Cataclysm and know less about the lore than a potato.
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>>37673090
It made me laugh, got me pumped, and feel teary eyed at times. More than I can say for most films i've seen. It was good
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>>37673080
>Get a tan 1x10
>Casually say things like "Zug Zug", "dabu", and "lok tar ogar" 3x10
>Drink the blood of mannoroth 1x3

Should be good.
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>>37674761
And remember, reps for the horde at the end of each set
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>>37673080
Fel-tech.
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>>37673080
>Eat 20,000 calories a day
>Lift 5x your bodyweight in all lifts
>10g Tren ED
>10g Test ED
>10g Deca ED
>500mg Dbol ED
>Insulin and HGH
>20 min tanning booth ED
>Orc teeth implants
>Grow hair for 3 years
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>>37674761
B-but Durotan is natty
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>>37673090
I liked it because I'm a fanboy, but as a cinephile I was surprised by how it wasn't complete shit. The pacing was a hot mess and a lot of the scene transitions were "freshman's first film" tier, but overall I'd describe the movie as shockingly okay.

Tim Duncan's a pretty good director senpai.
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>>37673080
>add a lot of muscle
>accept that your skeletal structure will never be quite like an orc's
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>>37673696
why would you pay to see a movie if your expectations are that you'll walk out?
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>>37678325
Not that guy but maybe because he isn't a poor neet like you
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>>37678341
what an incredibly retarded answer. Please leave this website
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>>37678538
Poor NEET detected.
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>>37673080
1 Gallon of Blood of Mannoroth a Day, aka GOBMAD
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>>37673093
That's the 'tism right there
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