> average about 2-3 poos daily
>>37661571
>average 50 pees a day
me too thanks
>>37661571
Fuck your life. One shit a week club. Always have a clean ass. Feels good.
>>37661660
> not literally feeling the weight drop from your body three times a day
> not enjoying multiple times a day that delightful sensation of doing a nice big poo that comes out cleanly in one piece
I fart so god damn much. And they smell.
Why.
>>37661701
> not using them to bask in your own scent
>eat so much fibre every day
>only poop once a day
>it's a fucking truck load of ass
my poor toilet
> the poo is so big it blocks the toilet
>>37661701
Me and my friend give ourselves "the respirators" when we fart in our palms and then cover each other's noses with the delightful handful of our gases. It's especially fun when one of us is driving. Makes travelling on highways less dull.
>>37661955
>>37661955
>eat 4 servings of leafy, fibrous vegetables a day
>farts are gamma level radiation toxic
>no one bothers me during my workout
>>37661955
>driving with friend
>he lets out and enormous fart
>cups it in his hand and shoves it against my face
>I choke and lose sight of the road
>crash and die
>>37661991
That's just part of the fun.
The adventure.
The adrenaline.
Sometimes you lose your mind for a while when the fragrance hits your nostrils.
That's what life's about.
>>37662012
Thats a shitty life, friendo. Next time keep it to yourself
>>37662012
Inspirational. We should all strive for that kind of friendship.
>>37661701
Too much protein
>>37661660
Dude are you not eating? I used to be shitting once a week when I didn't eat shit as a kid. I poo like once every day or two.
>>37661910
Happens to me 80% of the time bro.
>>37661955
>>37662085
Nah I eat heaps, I've just trained my body to hold the poo.
>>37662165
It's not normal to poo once a week
>>37661955
>>37661571
> average about 12 loads of cum a day
Feels good
>cutting on 1K deficit
>poop like every 3 days
brehs...
>>37661955
Will try this during foreplay with my bf.
Thanks mang
>>37662181
this, i see a future containing bowel cancer and colostomy bags
>>37662165
be careful m8, i once held up for a week and got way too backed up. didnt dump for almost a month, terrible stomach pain and I didnt even realize until I thought “farrr i havent a poo in a while”. that drop after the enema was glorious tho
4/10 would not recommend
>>37662339
yeah but that must have been so fucking satisfying.. i am sorta enticed to try this now.
>>37661571
>Cutting and drinking shitloads between meals
>tfw piss bottle because I don't want my roommates to think I'm weird for going to the toilet so often
>>37661955
>>37661955
one time when I was 11 my friends and I were playing with a few plastic syringes (not the needle ones) and we got the idea to suck up our farts and spray them in each other's faces
the smell is way stronger than a normal fart, because with a normal fart the smell has to travel from ass level to your nose level, so it dissipates somewhat, but with the syringe it's straight undiluted fart gas
> tfw eat like 8 snickers in 1 go
> weigh 2kg heavier because constipated
> finally cleared after 1 week
> feels good
