>>37661251
Nah, I'm lifting to steal YOUR girl.

>>37661272
>he fell for the girls like muscles meme

>>37661251
i think mystery had a break down or something recently

>>37661299

do tell

>>37662139

Erik von Markovik

>I've been stuck inside without friends or a girlfriend or hope of ever seeing my children again for 30 days since New Years. It's maddening. I'm having a difficult time with survival now. I hate existence. It's futile. It's lonely. It's boring. I didn't deserve this. It's almost too hard to keep going.

etc etc etc

http://www.vocativ.com/279467/infamous-pickup-artist-mystery-has-epic-facebook-meltdown/

He dun gone crazy

>>37662173
He has kids? I thought he'd be one of those "fuck bitches, whores, and having a family imma fuck a new girl every day until I'm 60 like Clooney bro" types

>>37661251
How could he posibliy do it with this look? Whats wrong with girls if he pulls it off?

>>37662253
> autismo the magnificent plays peter pan and takes advantage of low hanging fruit
> gets surprised when he's a failure of a person with a shambles of a life

>>37662286
They're broken people trying to find self-worth in getting laid. Just like him. Its a cycle of mutual exploitation to avoid addressing their fundamental issues.

Basically PUA is /r9k/ with STDs and drinking.

>>37661251

I read his book many years back. There was this story in it where he was somewhere in Eastern Europe. He went to a bar full of guys and just 1 girl. He managed to pick up the girl by doing magic tricks.

Didn't believe half of what was in the book. His negging theory was interesting tho, i still use that when talking to girls. Always fun to tell a 10/10 she has funny looking shoes/lips/ears/whatever. They don't know how to act to something like that when all they hear all day is compliments.

>>37661251
The worse thing I ever did was going to a PUA bootcamp. It made me worse because instead of having normal social skills, I ended up memorizing and remembering canned lines.

>>37662380
>His negging theory was interesting tho, i still use that when talking to girls. Always fun to tell a 10/10 she has funny looking shoes/lips/ears/whatever. They don't know how to act to something like that when all they hear all day is compliments.

Can you do this if you're ugly and have big wonky features?

>>37662395
Story time anon. Tell.

>>37662412
>Can you do this if you're ugly and have big wonky features?

Try it out. What's the worse that could happen? Say it with a smile on your face. Dont want to come over as if you are actually trying to insult her.

>>37662317
I would probably fall for that in my teens
>/r9k/ with STDs and drinking
Still sounds like an improvement

>>37662412
>Story time anon. Tell.

It's quite depressing but I'll bite.
When I was like 20-21 years old I was a regular lonely "basement dweller" (that's what they call fedora tier anon back then) browsing /r9k/ until I finally stumbled upon the seduction community. Bear in mind that back then I was fresh from college and haven't had a job for a year.

So I decided to man the fuck up and the first thing I did was join the local seduction community. They introduce me to the works of Mystery, Style, PUA stuff and so forth. For a year I tried memorizing the lines and all that but I haven't had much success with women. It's probably because I have deep underlying issues that I should have started dealing with in the first place. I'm still dealing with this issues now, but good thing they are a lot better.

Anyhow, I didn't have much success as I said. I feel it is much better if you have normal friends like on a club or even at a religious organization or even friends at work. Most of the guys I meet on the seduction community doesn't even know how to communicate properly. Maybe because most of them have spend their entire lives in front of video games and so forth. I am also guilty of such but I have friends in college. My only fault was I didn't work immediately after college and just stayed at home playing vidya and jacking off to porn. As such it made me develop worse habits that I am still having problems dealing with nowadays.

For the record I am already 28 years old. It's probably me that I haven't had a girlfriend that lasted for more than 7 months. I do lift but only bodyweight stuff nowadays. One thing that I probably have learned is that I am into self-discovery and self-improvement. I just want to be the best version of myself and trying to be like that. I still feel down whenever I compared myself to college friends because I am still not financially free nor have a girl whom I can spend the rest of my life with. Most of them are already.