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>>37653731
first for qt
>>37659714
How is it humanly possible to have such a small dick?
Mines like 6.3 and I consider it very small
Damn poor bloke.
I ate like 1.5lbs of blueberries today lord help my stomach.
>>37659831
Who is she your oneitis?
Thinking of cruising at 300 test 300 mast instead of 600 test. Should help me look okay ish.
Maybe sdrol preworkout just 10mg? If I can cut water maybe 100mg Adrol.
Say there, fraud, I was wondering, if someone were to be on a cycle of 450 mg EQ, 150 mg Test E, and 150 mg Tren A every 3 days, but had to cut it short to about 6 weeks what would a good PCT look like? I can't find a lot of literature concerning this.
>>37659860
Lmao pct will help you now. Eq has such a long ester, you'll be looking at shut down for months.
Pin 150 test for as long as you can i.e. Cruise.
>>37659714
wait what the fuck, I'm retarded
jh only has fucking residencies for pa, not actual degree programs
>>37659744
only jerry, notop, bimbo, and coach are privy to the awe-inspiring expanse of my forehead
but seriously, I wear a fucking size 8 helmet/hat
>>37659768
>>37659858
since the whole cut sd shit is going on I'm getting drol, epi, and var
should be interesting
>300 test 300 mast
>sd
>cruise
pls
>>37659860
>cycle
>450 mg EQ, 150 mg Test E, and 150 mg Tren A every 3 days
>>37659851
No even worse, I found a picture of her randomly, I have no clue who she actually is but I think I might be in love tBH
>>37659876
I'm a big boy fight me about it I look like a linebacker atm. Not a bad look and the girlie likes it but it's too bloofy for porn.
>>37659851
wow that girl is hideous
Why do you like modafinil so much?
>>37659876
>not actual degree programs
oh shit you're right. Go to unc then.
>>37659909
She's not
>>37659920
she looks like a fucking cholo tranvestite
get off the tren and youll get your senses back
>>37659909
2tru
>>37659924
Just 600 test tho.
Tren just makes me horny. Test makes me weird.
>>37659920
You have low standards laddie, I can now see why you were with your ex
>>37659939
and dont even get me started on her "feet"
fucking cankles attached to 2 pancakes
god i fucking hate mexican girls feet
>>37659950
Damn wtf that's just mean dude who judges a lady on her feet
>>37659871
Can you elaborate? I've heard the term cruise but I don't know how/why it's preferable to PCT.
>>37659963
a girl with ugly feet isnt a real girl
>>37659909
Tfw you will never finger bang her on the steps of Griffith observatory.
>>37659968
You just keep pinning test at low(er) doses until markers are in healthy range it until you feel like upping the dose again. 100-250mg test should be indistinguishable from "healthy" test levels for a 18-30 year old male.
>>37659894
I think we both know who looks more like a linebacker, brotato
>>37659909
you're retarded, gay, blind, or maybe all 3
>>37659915
mild insomnia, slight boost in focus is really secondary to completely alleviating the cognitive deficit from accumulated sleep debts, it's seriously fucking amazing in an awe-inspiringly subtle way
minor appetite suppression too
>unc
meh, uw is the goal right now
local-ish maybe gwu, trying to exhaust all the bachelors options before I have to really take a hard look at maybe a kinesiology undergrad and pa masters
>>37659980
get those cankles out of my face
>>37659986
Probably but bloof is fucking me up
>>37659995
T. H. I. C. C.
H
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Ankles
>>37659844
THATS NOT SMALL
not to mention I;ve only found one with a width below 2in
I need it within 2cm
Life is a struggle
>>37660021
probably sounds like a herd of elephants when shes walking around
>>37659983
So once test ranges are healthy again, is it alright to stop pinning without any PCT? I don't intend to up the dosage any time soon.
>>37660034
Kek
>>37660037
No idiot you keep pinning test between cycles instead of PCT
Its healthier
>>37660031
Is this jerry
>>37660037
No you misunderstand.
Coming off always requires a pct, but you didn't do your research. Deca, eq, test u, anything with an absurdly long ester basically requires blasting and cruising, they're in your system for that long.
"Markers" refers to health markets like bp, lipids, kidney/liver, etc. if those are healthy, you can increase the dose. I'm telling you that if you do pct, it's like 6 months down the road. Keep pinning small amounts of test or the eq will be fucking with you for months. As an example, eq is detectable in the blood stream for like 18-24 months after your last injection. I haven't been pinning eq for at least 12 weeks and I still have weird vascularity for my bloofiness.
>>37660072
yeah, cycles are expensive, and I'm satisfied with my gains for now. Thus my initial question of how best to stop.
>>37660091
Oh, I was under the impression that the active life was a couple weeks. That's unfortunate, but thank you for your help.
>>37660093
Get the concept of cycling out of your head.
You're just pinning small amounts of test forever. This is what happens when you don't research.
>>37660099
What? Why would you think that? Did you do no research on how long of an ester eq has?
this dad kept eyeing me in the grocery store
I wonder if he noticed me checking out his prime daughter
>>37660076
oops too much shitposting
>>37660112
Many website steroid profiles have it's active life at 12-16 days. Literally just googled it to make sure I'm not crazy.
>>37660120
LOL
>tfw bigger than ever yet feel like a skelly
Guess I'm finally big enough for dysmorphia baka
>>37660120
jerry one of my new side girls is sixteen candles, minus the candles
she's in to BDSM as well and enjoys pet play and pretending to be a kawaii kitten that I lead around the house at all times, even get to pet her and have her cuddle up on my lap while I do things.
plus she tight virgin [4now]
what happened with you and your teenie
>>37660158
steroidcalc.com/about.html
>>37660158
Half life vs active life
>>37660158
Possibly referring to the active hormone once it's cleaved from the ester. Possibly referring to how long it takes the ester to cleave from the hormone itself.
It's in there for a good long while. Eq has a longer half life than deca and it can take people months to recover from deca.
my free test was almost 0 and I feel 10x times better 4 weeks after the first nebido shot which is supposed to get stable levels after the second/third shot.. What kind of improvement can I expect?
>>37660176
I'm verry jelly
It's too bad virtually every woman I'll ever deal with will be irrevocably destroyed by the time she gets to me
My teenie? Azusa? 2d as always thank god
>>37660223
ah wait no I was thinking of yolo in that regard
>it's too bad virtually ever woman I'll ever deal with wil be irrevocably destroyed by the time she gets to me
pic somewhat related
browse around online dating sites and look for the ones who seem like they have a young face tbqh
>>37660223
How tall are you?
>>37660254
Dating sites give women too much power
I refuse to play their games
>>37660256
6ft king of manlets
>>37660273
Jerry why do you sow the seeds of your own loneliness
>>37660273
see>>37660288
I found that chick who agreed to be my literal human slave on one, same wit this pet play chick.
Just gotta know what to search for criteria-wise.
Ever thought of going gay?
>>37660288
It's lonely at the top
My time is too importantto waste on slut games (all female interactions)
>>37660318
Meant for
>>37660273
>>37660318
>was considering doing solo stuff on g4p cam sites
>kink bitch comes along and wants me to be her slave master, gives me her entire $73,000 annual paycheck and I only give her $5,000-$10,000 annually in return
>she does everything for me
>two nights a week I have her camwhore for money, so raking in even more cash
>tfw about to start selling her panties too
life is good
found out she fucks her 14 year old brother on the side though to "groom him to be a real, powerful man, like her daddy [me]"
desu I wanna share a beer with this kid and then fuck his sister with him
>life is weird
>haven't even started pinning my tren yet
it can only go downhill from here boys
>>37660373
Fuckin hell
This situation just gets more perfect
Living the dream bro
>>37660373
What the fuck universe do you live in that this shit is happening to you? How old the girl? Where can I find one?
>>37660406
there are a thousand minute details I could get in to about her loyalty to me, fucking wonderful
had my first "assisted" bath tonight, bathed me and massaged me after. I'll never clean myself again.
>>37660413
23. Her old master got rid of her because she was "too old" (guy was a literal pedo who fucked his own 12y/o daughter) anyway, some fucked up kinda universe.
Assuming you didn't see my post about it a few threads back; she literally asks for me to give her $100 per week only (as per the terms outlined in the 6 page contract she signed pledging herself as property of mine) and any more than that she has to ask special permission.
If I see fit and she completes a task, I can give her extra money. The rest is mine. So many more details though, lots of weird shit.
Is ephedrine really prescription now, or did I get profiled as some sweating bodybuilder?
what routine do you guys do?
is it true that bro splits are only/more effective on roids?
if so, why?
>>37660451
Post cb, I wanna see what I have to look like to get psycho pussy
>>37660451
Oh and the second best part, girl who was girlfriend during all the hooking up with side chicks and when this girl came in to the picture is totally okay with it, so we're still dating.
Set to have threesome soon
>tfw ordering slave to eat cum out of gf's puss
>tfw just started new routine today and loving it
>tfw start pinning tren in a short number of weeks.
>>37660467
not exactly 100% current this is before most recent blast ~2.5mos ago, kinda fat atm
>>37660451
Will she follow commands to Ingest drugs?
Can you give her molly and test base then fuck her brains out?
Bruh I'm so fucking jelly
>>37660482
M8 I have a chick now who calls me owner and we do all that shit.
But how to move that in the direction that your one is?
Just get her to sign a contract or something?
>>37660482
You'd look great if your waist wasn't the same measurements as your pre-lifting shoulder spam
>>37660531
>this, you look slightly bloated too but that might just be roid gut
>>37660517
her last master ordered her to eat his cum out of his daughter while a third girl (also his slave) fucked her with a strap on
she will literally do anything I command, she'd probably kill for me desu
>>37660521
honestly I think she has to have a legitimate mental issue to be able to move in that direction. this chick will literally do ANYTHING I ask of her, no questions asked.
IF she asks questions, I lock her in her cage, and she can't stand knowing she disobeyed me. This chick believes (in her words) that "all women should serve their men, women in modern society have too much freedom and privilege and need to know their place" roughly paraphrasing.
She asked me if I wanted kids and I said in the future but not now and she said "whenever you're ready master, I am. Now or 20 years from now, I want your daughters to be as subservient as me, and your sons to be as powerful as you."
fuckin A++ shit
>>37660531
it's down a lot now, post massive fucking meal + on dbol in this pic, but thanks
>>37660555
Nice jerrbears, you should get her to fuck jerry
>>37660555
Mine tells me she wants to have my children and that she will do anything to make me happy.
I literally just full on rape her now, basically she's cut all of her friends off because I alluded to the fact that she should. If someone messages her she will tell me and beg me not to get angry at her.
Might be fun to try and see how far I can push her before she breaks or leaves me.
>really I only want her money
>>37660580
>you should get her to fuck jerry
JERRY I CAN BE YOUR HERO
>>37660584
sounds like she's on the right track desu
I would say start to ease towards a contract, hang a picture frame or poster with "tenants" on it that she needs to adhere to, simple and short at first, 10-20 things, and then slowly build up to her signing a contract with all her rights given away and such.
>>37660607
Please tell me your qt slave has a penis, not worth it unless she has one
>>37660623
she has a rubber one she can wear
does that count?
>>37660607
>tenants
Should I look online for templates or just make some up?
>>37660555
>she'd probably kill for me desu
Tfw no assassin/sex slave
Also nice trips.
>>37660637
No ;-; It doesn't, congrats on the slave though(albeit penisless)
>>37660640
make up your own, it can be stuff that applies more to you or her than generalization.
Some of the small things annotated in to our full contract are:
>always take shoes off at the door, tuck the laces in to them, and make sure they're evenly spaced
>dinner must always be prepared when I come home from work
I write her a chore list every night before bed for the next day so
>chore list must be completed
>television volume should always be kept at either 34 or 38 depending on the show/movie
>she is allowed guests with my permission and only when I see fit
>she is to refer to me as "my love" or "sir" in front of parties where "master" or "daddy" is inappropriate (e.g.) family
>when out in public without me she is to keep her buttplug in at all times
>every sunday I leave her a list in the morning for groceries, she must have the grocery run completed by the time I'm awake, so we can go visit family.
literally hundreds of these that she has to adhere to but like I said, start small. Work up to a full contract over time. These are only the minor details, you'll expand with larger things over time.
>>37660659
desu have thought about using her as a temptress to lure my enemies in to my place before I beat them to everliving fuck while she watches and plays with herself
>what's wrong with me
>>37660667
thanks m8
I wanna fugg a hot Jewess
I don't think they exist in upside down land tho
>> 37649028
>> 37650273
ordered from them after you went on about their stealth
literally arrived overnight and made me chuckle as soon as the delivery man gave it to me
guess sometimes clearnet is better than darkweb
I love how we can benchmark how awful steroids are by how progressively more fucked up trips get.
>>37660696
Oops, I'm new
>>37649028
>HIVE has amazing shipping, fyi
>>37650273
>Phenomenal stealth.
>>37660699
kek, you're not wrong
>tfw not even on tren yet
scared for when this next blast starts tbqh
afraid I might murder slave with my dick
>>37660689
Thanks man, hope I can pull it off. Shes a fucking brat as well, so I guess there will be more stuff about punishments too
>>37660716
Between JM, you, ESTP and myself I think fraud is set.
>>37660699
Natty observer reporting in.
I agree. Watching the downward spiral of CF last year was amazing to witness and more recently AUSSIE's 8 month tren/superdrol blast and the headfuckery it has caused him has been so entertaining.
>>37660721
punishments are the biggest part, just keep putting your foot down.
a tame punishment for mine is getting locked in her cage, maybe zapped with one of those electric caddle prods a couple times.
more advanced punishment varies from branding to being knocked unconscious (that one was her idea, she likes being hit, makes me feel uncomfortable tbqh but gotta be stern here)
worst punishment I've given her yet was when she forgot to do two chores on her list and cook dinner because she fell asleep
made her stand outside (far enough away from our place of course) with nothing but pasties and a g-string on with "I AM DISOBEDIENT" painted on her in her makeup.
>>37660722
but JM is ded, will there ever be another worthy of the title?
ESTP will get a fucking kick out of my situation when she realizes I"m back.
Never let me leave again /fraud/
>>37660753
It's been forever in internet years and we're still talking about him tho.
>>37660767
tbqh I should find that link of JM's pics and have my slave reenact them with #WEAREALLJM painted on her body
>>37660699
I think your forgetting we liter had someone called incestbrah
>>37660699
Pls
I'm just as insufferable and annoying to anons on 250test as I am on tren
>just opened my order
It's so pretty!
Like actually looks like some stuff I'd buy from a supplement store
Time to see how good this sdrol is
>>37660902
Manlet pls post routine
Will it work for proper size people?
>>37660921
Just follow the routine brick always posts and you've got 90% of it
I've just got a whole load more isolated stuff because being a manlet means you looks square real fucking fast, so I gotta catch stuff up
>>37660463
Depends where you live it's not even otc in Canada just get a snow Mexican to ship you a bunch. Roughly $20 cad for 4 bags of 50 8mg pills at gnc, probably better deals elsewhere
>>37660753
>ESTP will get a fucking kick out of my situation when she realizes I"m back.
You have no idea how hard I'm mirin you're putting my piddly 3sums to shame
>she even fucks her brother
God who ever abused her abused her right
>>37659022
No
>>37659895
I take VAR and VAR accessories
What's the name of that powder to help with liver toxicity? It completely slipped my mind.
>>37660951
Tried searching the archives can't find shit
You got the pic saved?
>>37661021
Tudca
>>37661068
Yes, thanks man.
>>37660753
>those punishments
I beat her sometimes but I'm not sure if I could make her stand outside naked unless I knew no one else would see her
>>37660373
How the fuck does this even happen lmfao
she must be educated, what's she do for work?
do you ever see her family, if so how normal are they? how'd they manage to create such a beautiful piece of work
do they have another daughter? where do i sign up
>>37660482
>pic
mirin btw, think you're the only fraud to have truly made it
masT looks like a bag of smashed assholes atop twig legs
If I start a cycle, can I tell my doc? Would they supervise?
>>37661146
no they'll document it on your medical records and then your insurance will fuck you raw
>>37660986
>I take VAR and VAR accessories
yet never show us any muscle, only that pig snout you call a face
ur a fraud fraud, the worst kind
>>37661140
You're a fucking moron and your newfaggotry is glaring
Alb has fucking competed, canary is shredded 210 or some shit, dhb is huge and shredded, trendick is a jacked as fuck turbomanlet
You're literally saying this guy who looks average at best and fridgemode at worst looks beter than aesthetic af cunts because youve lurked here for 3 month and don't know jack shit
>>37661234
>this
>>37661234
lol
and none of them have a sex slave paying them between $60-70k anually
>>37660482
Height & weight?
>>37661302
Pizza, frame etc
>>37661196
I'm like a f2p game bb
You get the base content you gotta pay for the rest
If coach gives me an autographed selfie he can attest to my figure, doesn't mean your cheesedick will be seeing anything though kek
>>37661358
You're like a alien
Do you lift properly or just squats and deadlift for dat ass
>>37661358
who would pay to see what doesn't surpass even 80% of girls posted here on the daily
get over yourself
>>37661391
She thinks the fact that she regularly shitposts here makes her a valuable commodity
Why do American kids all sound retarded? Like the kid from The League or Big Daddy with Adam Sandler
Its like a specific kind of retardation where every word has a W sound
>>37661391
>>37661397
You're the retards who keep asking her for pictures.
>Take sdrol
>Nearly an hour later feel nothing
well his is boring, I'm guessing it takes a bit longer to feel than dbol
>>37661471
Kek idgaf about some random tripfags ass
I don't even like ass
>>37661516
>literally get told all the sdrol on the market is >40% pure
>still buy some
>confused when feel nothing
Manletgains everybody.
>>37661549
SDmonster has pre-ban sdrol you fucking moron
>>37661549
>>37661568
This
Plus why sell bunk shit to people who are going to tell literally everyone that your shit is bunk?
I made it clear I knew about the purity problems and that I was keen to talk about how great sdrol is
If he's sold bunk stuff he's silly because lots of customers will complain
pump hurts a bit more
Can lift a bit more, probably just because I'm focused
Can feel heart pounding
MAYBE look a bit fuller at the moment
Probably gonna take a week of use before I feel anything
>>37661648
Wierd, always read sdrol causes sickening pumps and insane fullness.
>>37661682
I'm sweating A LOT if that counts?
I dunno
I've got some painful forearm pump going
Probably just way too early in my workout to tell? Haven't even finish chest yet
>>37661691
Shit there it is
Chest is hurting now
This is interesting
I'd say 20mg is comparable to 60mg dbol I was using
>>37661691
Thats just cos you're fat kek
For real though forearms are usually the first place I notice pumps when I start orals/tren
>>37661759
>Thats just cos you're fat kek
That's fucking rude
My mum says I'm just big boned....
It's definitely working now
Dunno why I always listen to the 30minutee before hand protocol kek
It's never 30 minutes
>>37661797
usually 45min-1hr for me, but I've only ran dbol/drol
stomach not being empty probably fucks with absorption times anyway
>>37661811
Yeah i always pop drol an hour beforehand
On 180 atm, absolutely mint
>>37661811
It's definitely closer to the 1hr mark for me
Main thing I've noticed is the pump has stayed in my chest while I've moved on to other muscles
I can feel every muscle I work popping out so to speak
>>37660482
What do you do for forearms?
>the bicep pump feel good
>vein poppin
>arms is hurtin
This stuff is decent I guess
You nerds are crazy interesting
>>37661888
Trip jerrbears
Official sdrol: decent I guess
>>37662051
Same
>order was shipped since yesterday so should be here today
>already 10:51 am
>not here
IM FUCKING MAD. IT SHOULD BE HERE BY 9:30 OR LESS!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wait, wait, WAIT.
FL gave me SO MUCH SHIT for getting oneitis for a 16 year old when I was 23, and now the dude got oneitis for an 18 year old now that he's 28?!
COME ON BRUH
>>37662094
return that shit, vic.
>>37662051
tfw not me
>>37662125
That you G? You remember right?
We had thread long discussions about this chit, HE EVEN BLOCKED ME (and said all kinds of mean things </3)
Since I started roiding I've had two major injuries (broken ankle and broken hand) and as a result they've both healed exceptionally well. To the point where one calf and one hand (the meaty part) are significantly overdeveloped.
Pretty cool IMO
why the fuck should I even taper clen if I know my max comfy tolerance?
I want to just start at 80mcg and do it for 2 weeks, not this 20-40-60-80-80-80 etc bullshit.
This week was the 4th week of my 500mg/test e cycle.
I dont feel or look any better. Have a bit more veins but thats it.
Will this shit kick in, in the coming weeks?
>>37662351
wait 2 more.
>literally just 500 test e, nothing else
don't expect miracles on a baby cycle.
>>37662351
>or look any better
Hahahah what exactly did you expect?
>>37662361
im not expecting miracles, but this is 3-4x of natty test levels so i did expect atleast something, considering my diet and training is on point and i already made huge gains natty.
i'll wait 2 weeks, if nothing happens im just gonna kill myself because i bhought enough vials for 5 months
>>37662376
funny really
>>37662381
You'll absolutely make gains, and far better than natty. By week 4 enanthate is just kicking in, be patient.
>>37662351
funny how fags think 500 test is gonna turn them into zyzz
>>37662138
Well, you are a disgusting pedo
Tfw don't have the patience to dig for pics of some roid slut
>>37662500
>tfw I knew you'd go out of your way to find it anyways
>>37662509
pedo pls
>>37659194
>Even down under?
>>37659235
>Also interested if you ship to aus
Haven't tried straya yet but I don't see any reason I couldn't get a small quantity of "100% natty hippy approved absorbic acid powder" past customs.
>>37659821
I have digestive problems and GW aggravates them pretty badly. I use it in short bursts for my lipids because that's all I can handle. Great drug though.
Good morning degenerates. Vote leave! That is all.
Im running 4-500 test atm but thats pretty much the limit I can do without AI.
Would 900 Eq on its own be better? In terms of gainz and sides?
>>37662514
I bring gifts to confuse mast.
>yfw gryll in pic is 22
>>37662533
y not tren if ur gonna fuck ur bp with that much eq anyway
>>37662521
Whats the price of your dried alpha male sperm tea blend?
>>37662500
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/adv/image/1462/29/1462295600679.jpg
this?
>>37662533
mmm
noice
>>37662540
Because I want to drop test entirely. Eq aromatizes and isnt too harsh on lipids.
And it improves endurance a bit.
>>37662500
>>37662500
>>37662500
>>37662500
found it
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/adv/image/1430/49/1430497958218.jpg
>>37662545
Wtf is that
>>37662545
>unspeakable things.
Seriously, this pic just makes you want to corrupt her. Badly.
>>37662521
>Vote leave!
You're a britbong? Vote stay you faglord
>>37662541
$35 us for 1 gram.
>>37662559
Higher resolution
>>37662564
nm.
see >>37662559
>>37662559
>>37662545
Wtf are those
>>37662576
Maybe when the Brits leave we can make a northwestern EU. Only scandinavia, germany, Belgium, netherlands, luxembourg, austria etc are in.
>>37662576
Isn't that the guy who takes antibiotics whenever he gets sick? Of course he would vote leave.
>>37662582
Too Facebook-y for me, but I dunno what else I would expect. Good eyes.
>>37662577
>>37662577
I've got 3 months left, definitely interested though.
You dont do designer roids right? Still looking for msten.
>>37662582
shes pretty.
but we shouldnt tell her that.
>>37662624
I hate you
>>37662607
>eyes
They mimic mine. Bad/dark out? Grey. Summer? Skyblue. Hot and on holiday? They turn oceanblue.
>>37662624
Why is Turk upset?
>>37662576
>You're a britbong?
No I'm American. I just feel bad for the bongs. They are being completely cucked by globalism. They only have 1.5 trillion in national debt that they could easily pay off. They don't need the EU.
>>37662614
I can see about msten.
>>37662637
I have the same eyes actually.
Master race af
Eyebros
>>37662637
Mine are deep blue eereyday
Feelsgoodman
>6'2 blue eyes slightly above average dick
Could be much worse
guys, been on 250mg/test e for 9 months now. Made insane gains, around 15kg.
>how much pure mass will i keep when i come off
>is pct needed for such a small dose?
>>37662643
Bitch im always upset
>>37662663
6'0-6'1, blue eyes, definitely above average dick.
>>37662663
Grey fits my personality better, but I need to be out in the sun for a few days to get the deepblue anyway. So that wont happen anytime soon.
They do seem to reflect mood as well. Pretty weird.
My ex had blue eyes most of the time but they could go greenish. They could also be blue and green at the same time. Hnnnng.
>>37660173
iktf bro.. about to finish my first 10 week test e cycle, and aldo i dont look as good as you, im still looking best i ever had but still feel like shit...
>>37662683
>>37662698
If I wear deep blue, they are deep blue, if I wear gray, they're gray.
>>37662704
>pic related. Same gryll.
>>37662710
Only good trait is ass
>>37662056
>Official sdrol: decent I guess
This is the name of the next steroids general
>Steroid General: Sdrol is decent I guess
>>37662094
Something about being under 18 tho
Finally got to the doctor yesterday. He said 300 ng/dL is "on the low side, but not super low" (ehhhh), that he wants to redo the test plus some other blood work with control for time of day (fair), and that he's hoping not to prescribe TRT because it has "lots and lots of side effects" (kek).
Gonna try to get my blood work done early next week.
Fun fact I learned there: the symptoms of low test (fatigue, decreased libido, ED, etc) can also be caused by sleep apnea.
Such is the natty life.
>>37662658
>They don't need the EU.
The 2 million UK citizens that are outside of the UK inside the EU do need the EU, amongst other things.
>>37662787
C-can I be your doctor tonight, bby?
>>37662764
>Something about being under 18 tho
What does that have anything to do with it, his main argument was how these kids haven't lived the same things we have and we can't relate bla bla bla
How is he gonna relate with some 18yo
>>37662802
Dude it's fl. Any girl who shows anything he might interpretate as showing any interest in him, he's going to immediately oneitis for.
>>37662764
Only an issue in certain second world countries.
>>37662787
Pin deca.
>>37662802
Through sexytimes.
>>37662799
No, I don't think so. My gf wouldn't like that.
>>37662825
>Through sexytimes.
Nig, I was pro 16 year olds. It's FL who was making a moral fuss over it.
>>37662830
You're just scared she'll leave you for doctor Chad.
>>37662840
I know, I wasn't actually telling you you were wrong. Just that sex brings people together.
Makeupsex is so common for a reason. Hue.
>>37662533
Plsrespond.
900 Eq solo VS 400-500 test solo.
>>37662858
Eq solo? Sounds awful to me
>>37662787
LOL dude when i was low test, same exact as you (299ng/dl) i was actually convinced it was sleep apnea before I learned about hormones and shit.
i was too young for doctors to ever prescribe me SHIT though at 18 years old (19 now) so i just said fuck it and went UGL
>>37662845
No, she actually likes that I'm fat. It's weird, but nice.
>>37662877
Well, I'd have called bullshit too, but I snore really loudly (like, hear it in the next room loud). It's better on a firm bed, though, so I'm not sure. Anyway, I'm 23, which is hopefully not too young if it comes to that.
>>37662877
Smart.
>>37662898
>she actually likes that I'm fat
Do you enjoy getting cucked, anon?
>>37662906
yeah living with test lower than the average 100 year old man is better right
>>37662868
Why?
>>37662919
Just go doctor shopping.
>>37662919
I wasn't even being sarcastic, bruh
>>37662923
Eq is know to give anxiety and shit, coupled with no test
>>37662937
i wanted to roid anyway, it basically serves as a good excuse anyway since my HPTA is shit to begin with
>>37662946
lel oh
i type like a retard with ADD on these forums and come across as a brainless fuck but i am way different in real life
>>37662802
Because murricans a REALLY weird about having sex with people under 18
I have had this conversation so many times with american friends and strangers and the tl;dr is basically
>americans will say sex with someone under 18 is bad
>literally the second they turn 18 it's fine
>could be the day before their birthday and it's still bad
>all they see is a number less than 18 and immediately get morally righteous
>>37663038
Mast has this as well and he's dutch.
>>37663047
Mast and americans are retards
Coincidence?
>>37663098
Mast isnt a retard though, nor are plenty Americans.
>yfw I was this nervous yesterday.
90 minute drive. And I threw half out of my car window.
Wew.
Alright how do I start solving trensomnia? It is not a problem right now because I'm on summer break from college but I don't think I will be able to stay on tren at this rate when college starts.
I am basically staying up 2 hours later every day and waking up 2 hours later. Over the past week or two I've cycled through a full 24 hours of this. Went from waking up at 6 AM, to 8, to 10. Etc.. and now I'm back around the clock, can't fall asleep until 10 AM and then I sleep to 5 PM.
It is literally just not possible for me to FUCKING FALL ASLEEP. How can I help this because I don't want to have to drop the tren
>>37663038
it's a society + law thing. it's against the law in about half the states, so admitting to being sexually attracted to someone under the age of 18 isn't accepted socially.
>>37663146
you would think mast isn't a retard since you are also one. like, objectively, you make the most retarded decisions any human could possibly make.
>>37663146
>Mast isnt a retard though
Arguable
>>37659871
It's not for months you retard. Its clearance time is about a month.
Good thing it doesn't take someone smart to take a dick.
I remember some of you who are especially burned out talking about cialis. How does it work? What's a good source for it?
>>37663146
>riding around with blunt roaches
Disgusting
>>37663168
You lay in bed until you fall asleep or at the very least fall into a half conscious state
Some nights you'll lay there for 10 hours, asleep for maybe 3 and in a twilight state for a few more
You'll do this every night for the duration of the blast and by the time you're due to drop tren you're mentally and physically destroyed
You want nothing more than a good restful night sleep and you wonder why you ever thought this was a good idea
You enjoy a few weeks of good sleep and then when you look back it doesn't seem so bad
"I could still function" you think to yourself
"And i looked so damn good"
But these aren't your thoughts, these are the tren tainted seeds planted in your mind like some gainzception type shit
This is the succubus bitch tren
>>37663176
Some of the decisions I make, ill give you that.
>>37663417
Wat.
>>37663251
True.
>>37663176
That's part of it.
Still ridiculous though.
Aw shit
Shaved my beard off
Forgot i had a fuckin dimple in my chin
>>37663554
Chin dimples look manly on guys anyway
>>37663593
Cunt pins biceps. Manly as fuck.
>>37663692
>so manly
His beard probably grows in a fort night and fights people
>>37663698
>>37663692
I also heard rumors he barebacked black guys in jail
>>37663692
Are you chem?
>>37663783
>thats the dream
>>37663806
Chem is chem. I am not.
been cruising at 200mg a week for awhile now. will hit 1 year in august with two blasts among that time frame.
Right now though my loads when i come are pathetic, what can i do make them normal again?
>>37663826
pregnyl
Joining you today comrades.
currently i train 3x a week, would i need to switch to more working out days since the start or after the test kicks in?
>>37662676
someone answer pls
>>37663900
/r/steroids
>4in onahole
>2.5 in wide
why
what kinda huge dicks are they making these for
>>37663826
zinc
>>37663783
>tfw no cunny gf
>>37663554
>he's not bloofy enough to hide his chin dimple
youre not roiding hard enough
>>37663847
depends how you train
but probably
>>37663900
who knows
of course you need to pct dummy
>>37663900
>15kg on 250mg
Depending on where you started at least 1/3 is water. And being on for 9 months? Youll lose plenty. Glycogen will also nope out. So. Half at best?
Unless you roided from dyel.
>>37663932
i hope zinc is enough.
also i got my compartment testing done yesterday. shit fucking blows. 12 overall injections throughout my calves with like a 3 inch 20g needle
getting a double fasciotomy in august probably
how to bring le vials and needles into a different country via plane?
2 vials and 2 needles
>>37663932
I mean will the test fasten up my recovery since week 1?
>>37663943
I though dyel who roid lose the most by far
>>37663963
jesus
I should get that done
after this blast maybe
>>37663984
depends on the ester
but kinda
>>37664033
enanthate
>>37664008
that's because you're a moron
>>37664033
You just know whoever made that image is a virgin.
>>37664100
how so
>>37664138
A different person but that's fucking obvious mate.
He studies stem degree, thinks studying stem makes him all smart and shit, has problems with getting girls and because of that thinks all women are retards
>>37664153
....alternatively, uses something stupid to annoy people who get annoyed at stupid things.
People who get annoyed at images like that are all retards.
>>37664171
Sure thing mate.
I wonder if the German shooting that just happened is terrorism.
>>37663943
halph or a bit less is more than i expected.
4-5 kg pure solid muscle mass makes a huge difference.
thanks
>>37664100
>>37664153
You guys are such beta cucks
Women obviously don't have the mental capacity or personal drive to learn anything that isn't whoring out their bodies
>>37660463
Where do you live?
>>37663038
It's mostly cause of the laws. Your life is RUINED if you get caught with a girl under 18. But even besides that young girls are so incredibly fucking stupid and annoying. I have no idea how you all can stand being around them besides for the pussy. If that's the only reason you are around them is to get some poon and you are not being completely up front with them about it you are a douche.
>>37664238
It doesn't have to be islamic to be terrorism
>>37664153
>Out last week
>Flirted with a 9/10 grill working on her PhD
>tfw full retard and didn't get her #
Got a little fat on my blast. Will my gains be safe if I cut hard on my cruise?
>>37664461
Dont think there are many Irish in Germany though
>>37664346
>RUINED
This. It's taboo because if the parents press charges for your sleeping with a grill 17 years and 364 days old, you get treated like a deviant sex criminal for the rest of your life.
>>37664501
what.
>>37664533
There are two types of terrorist, Irish and Muslim.
Both are sub-human scum.
