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Steroids general.
Fuck summer classes and papers.
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>>37632134
>>37645377
girl from previous OP in case anyone was wondering
https://www.instagram.com/carolbene/
>>37645363
>>37645334
worth it desu
>guy offers me steroids
>report him to the police
Woke up at 3:30 starving
Destroy jar of nutella
Feeling guilty now
Oh well at least I am bulking
>>37645442
Is she good looking tho?
>>37645334
What the fuck did I just read?
Yeah cool and all, but I agree, she sounds like the kinda girl who will missed you
>>37645463
>report him to the roiding police
>>37645463
>"and you said this man tried selling you steroids?"
>>37645504
7.5/10 not perfect but a 20/10 for what she offers plus the sex is fucking retarded
thread for manlet faggots, only post if diagnosed with osteoporosis.
>>37645610
Women are so subhuman
So I like where she's coming from
But it gives her enjoyment which no woman should ever have
Just kill her
>>37645334
>getting that woman pregnant
>ever
what's the best tooth whitening product? my friend is saying those crest strips
Dinitro hasnt confirmed my shipment of DNP and its been 4 days since I paid him. I emailed him to ask whats up and he didnt respond. That was 4 days ago. Did he scam me?
>>37645987
>order illegal substance
>doesn't arrive next hour by drone
>been scammed
>>37646040
>next hour
>4 days later and no contact
Sounds the same right?
Anyone else have friends and family that know you roid and like you a lot better that way?
>>37645979
That sounds about right though I don't know if Crest brand name is worth it.
Enhanced toothpastes aren't worth it, the past just doesn't spend enough time in contact with your teeth. The special foams the doctors use aren't worth it because they're way too expensive, and really just a slightly more concentrated version of the stuff in the whitening strips.
>hungry
>cutting
>on amazon w/ prime
>find myself in the cereal section again
>buy 20 nature valley protein bars for $13
>they'll be here friday
here we go again boys
>>37645987
Doesn't he say to expect up to 2 weeks for shipping because of stealth?
Am I thinking of someone else?
>>37646094
Lol who dis?
>>37645904
Yo Jerry its my birthday in a couple weeks and I'm on 150 drol currently
How long should I give my body to clear the drol before I drink?
>>37646321
Half life is like 9 hours?
So like 27 hours to clear
2days minimum
>>37646321
>>37646364
150 isn't really enough to kill him with alc, unless he gets absolutely shitfaced
should probably up tudca a bit no matter what you do, though
>>37646126
>ordering dry bars of crusty jizz off amazon instead of just doing to the store
>>37645987
use scorpiondnp next time
dinitro is the optimum nutrition of dnp vendors
overrated
>>37645442
Does anyone believe your fraudin ass? That made up story is just pathetic desu
>>37646392
>>37646321
Yeah Tudca is a good point
I figured it was implied, but Tudca
Nac too
>>37646364
>>37646392
Cheers bros
No TUDCA on hand and id have to get it shipped from US
Might give it 3 days and take it easy with the drinks to be safe
>>37645979
Carbamide peroxide gel and mouth trays.
>>37646126
>nature valley
I hope you like crumbs.
>>37646321
I notice on drol I dont get really intense painful pumps, my muscles just get huge and full till I can barely contract them
But nothing like tren pumps
That common?
>>37646126
Go direct yourself to the pharmacy section of CVS and get some ephedrine?
So, I think SSRI is warping my perception of people's faces, specifically in photos.
95% of women on dating websites now look p-much hideous to me, whereas before it was only maybe half of them in this area.
Other than that, think I'm enjoying the changes in my outlook and personality.
>>37646636
the protein bars are chewy and arent full of fucking crumbs thank god. they're actually good. along with the fiber one chocolate & oat ones.
>>37646846
already @ 600mg caffeine and 75mg ephedrine ED. I actually just use these for when i'm at the lab and skip breakfast/lunch.
It's just a bitch when i end up stoned on the computer and there's just a box of them right next to me.
>>37646908
>It's just a bitch when i end up stoned on the computer and there's just a box of them right next to me.
Lol. Yeah.
Opinion on Sarms?
Will they fuck me up at 19
>>37647004
They're decent from what I've seen.
Probably not.
Curious about trying Clen.
Any advice?
>>37647088
You eat it and diet and it burn some stubborn fat
Makes me feel fucked up/weird now.
>>37646859
Fatty pls go
>>37647088
Dont unless you're looking for taint cramps and heart hypertrophy.
Ephedrine is a safer and more effective alternative.
>>37647217
But I haven't even blogged here in like a week...
>>37647234
>Taint cramps
So no different from tren then?
>>37647234
I've been on EC 75 600 for a while and i'm not seeing fat loss as much as appetite reduction.
It's not going to do any better than that?
>>37647291
It's not used as a fat burner. It's for increased energy/mental focus on low cals, to do cardio, and appetite suppression to burn fat. You're not supposed to be on it for more than 4-6 weeks.
>>37647217
You
>>37647250
Sorry fats it been a while since i have been here and i missed you
>>37646908
>75mg ephedrine
jesus fucking christ
>>37647088
>clen
>>37647234
>taint cramps
dude
have you ever been woken up out of a dead sleep by apocalyptic intercostal cramps?
one of the many side benefits of 600mg dnp + psmf + 1.5hrs of liss a day, even going hardcore with fluid and electrolyte replacement
I think intercostals are second only to hamstrings for worst cramps ever
>>37647798
I know, right? I'm just fine with 300mg caffeine and 500-750 DNP.
>>37647825
I mean I might get up to 600mg, maybe 800mg max if it's some godawful grinding nightmare of a day but that's like 200mg q4h
I really do love moda though, 200mg in the morning with breakfast and that fucking brain fog from the cumulative sleep debt I've been working on for the past like 7 years just vanishes
>650 calories down
>last 500 for the day after my work out session
Can't decide between another protein pudding(greek yogurt + ON! peanut butter) or an 8 oz porkchop.
Life can be so hard, surprised I don't feel hunger pangs at all working on my feet all day and still having gym. Must be the keto + tren at work.
plus the 9 hours of sleep a day.
>>37645987
ive had 9 days of no response from cuck develop then afterwards got 40 bux worth of freebies.
How the fuck do I use hcg?
My understanding was you do short blast as a part of pct, using the power pct method from Anabolics, but everyone here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/31reuy/off_topic_discussion_never_stop_having_fun/cq533d2
says that's a bad idea and will ruin your balls
Wat do
one week in to mt2 and i have like 5 new face moles and a dark patch on my peen.
>>37647798
i keep getting mild taint cramps when benching
really annoying
also: is pinning deca once a week enough for stable blood levels?
Just got my first batch from a buddy who gets them off the dark web, need some advice. Do I just stab it in my ass as a normal dose? Or do I want to build up to a full dose over an extended period of time?
kiwijuice on sst gone missing. fuckoff having only on domestic source in new zealand. dis bullshit srs.
>>37648499
Homebru
If I can get raws to aus you sheepfuckers can too
>>37648478
take 1 every 2 days
So is this actually a good beginner cycle?
http://americantestosterone.com/product/all-you-need-for-1st-cycle/
>>37648645
500 test week 1-12
Adjust AI dose as needed
Week 14-15 40 nolvadex ed
Week 16-17 20 Nolva ed
Alternatively blast 600 test year round
>>37648673
>500 test
>CYCLE
this nigga will probably lose more than he gains by the end of that shit.
>>37648325
isn't strictly necessary
google triptorelin pct and luliberin pct
plus keep in mind that the second someone starts spouting alarmist bullshit about using triptorelin that they've got no fucking idea what they're talking about, given that the therapeutic dose (100mcg) for trip is like 1/20th the dose needed for bad shit to start happening and it has to be continually dosed that high
>>37648423
I used to get a lot more fucking horrid unilateral cramps going from the top of my lat down through to my hamstring when I'd set up for bench, worst part is it'd usually set it right at the bottom of the first rep so I'd just have to power through it
>deca ew
>Behre HM, Nieschlag E. 1998 Comparative pharmacokinetics of testosterone esters. In: Nieschlag E, Behre HM, eds. Testosterone: Action, Deficiency, Substitution, ed 2. Berlin: Springer-Verlag; 329–348.
short answer, yeah you're fine since it's supposed to be 7.5 days
>>37648680
hwat
>>37648772
yeah on 500mg of test you'll double your natty gains, there's no reason to do more for a first cycle
>>37647088
I did clen and had no problems whatsoever. A lot of people trying to scare you. But I found clen to be very tollerable, I had the occasional cramp (without taurine!) and sometimes some itchy spot on my skin. I felt a little nervous at the start and was shaky throughout. But all very tollerable.
Maybe it was because I had experience with alb already so I knew the sides its gonna cause. For me clen did its job and would def recommend to at least give it a try and see if its for you.
>>37648860
Oh btw that was dosing starting at 20mcg and went up to 120mcg in 2 cycles of 2 weeks with 2 week rest in between.
>Make thread saying Steroids are terrible for you and everyone who uses them will die from liver and heart failure
>Roiding autists start writing out paragraphs of arguments in favor of steroids
>All along I just wanted to bait them into giving me good material and propaganda to convince betas to inject bathtub chemicals
Thanks, lads.
>>37648805
You'll far more than double your natty gains depending on how close you are to natty limit already.
>>37648860
Sounds like your clen was underdosed desu mate.
What brand/source did you use?
>>37648805
>>37648929
keking at 500 test only doubling natty gains
>>37648929
>>37648950
This.
>Literally 2-4x peak natty test levels(depending on how shit your source is)
>Likely like 6x your test levels if you're at about average to below average
>>37648950
>>37648966
Does this go for strength gains too?
>>37648950
HIVE has amazing shipping, fyi
>>37648689
You posted your PSMF cutting routine yesterday - I glanced at it and remember seeing modafinil in there? Care to repost it? Was interested in seeing exactly what you do in comparison to what I do.
>>37648935
It wasn't, I just increased slowly and I think I tollerate sides well because I can also handle alb really well. It was pharma grade with eastern European or Russian origin but I don't remember the exact brand name. Havent used it in a long time.
>>37649028
This is good to know
I'm expecting my stuff from the other guy tomorrow
>>37649062
not saying your clen was underdosed but fake pharma shit from eastern europe is extremely common, at least here
>>37648689
thanks senpai
going to get test d so i dont have to pin 2x/w
i would get test u but fuck amps
>>37649073
SD wasn't bad either, his pharma stuff is legit.
Assuming you're trying his GL stuff?
>>37649028
is that a site or a dude?
>>37649085
Yeah
I just really needed more test and given he has sdrol I decided that was a bonus to try out
Like I keep saying, I wanna get to 90Kg this blast
>>37649062
I've had eastern european and chinese clen and both were easily tolerable and no sides.
Then recently I got some swiss clen from "munster labs" and 40mcg was awful. Pressure headaches, head pain every time I bent over or coughed. Excruciating calf and foot cramps when I tried to get into my car, even with copious taurine supplementation.
Now I don't know if this clen was heavily overdosed or what, my assumption would be that most clen nowadays is underdosed when you read accounts of clen sides from the past, theres a lot less people claiming it to be "tolerable". I got through one 2 week cycle then quit the next attempt a few days in. But the results from the first 2 weeks were great.
Try and find a site that stocks that swiss clen and see what I mean.
>>37649121
A guy on SST
>>37649121
>H.I.V.E. is a mysterious terrorist organization that was founded and led by Damien Darhk after he left the League of Assassins.
>>37649133
I'm trying to hit 105
Guess goals are different for the hobbit folk
>>37649140
lol
>>37649133
That'll do it.
Time to try their DNP I think.
>>37649140
kekd
>>37649145
Well I weigh 80
So I don't really think getting to 100 even remotely feasible
>>37649145
I'm trying to hit 300
Guess goals are different for mutants
>>37648997
>Does having a minimum of 4x your natural testosterone levels have an effect on your strength??!!
This is what you are asking.
>>37649176
That DNP is over priced as fuck!
You get literally 1/4 of what you get from the canadian source
>>37649194
Yeah, but I've had DNP seized and don't particularly want this new address flagged if I can avoid it.
Given I only need 30 caps anyway, it wasn't a hassle.
>>37649214
Ah I see where you're coming from
Weird, I've never had anything seized
>>37646094
You're probably insufferable both ways
Good to see even your IRL friends say it
how often can you pin glutes?
>>37649363
6x a day
What a stupid question
You can pin anything as often as you want
You should be asking how often you SHOULD pin a muscle
>>37649416
chill out mate, okay then how often should i pin a glute
What are some legit web sources for dianabol?
>>37649416
autism
>>37649504
kill yourself retard
>>37649458
as long as you dont have PIP it should be good to go
more pins in the same spot increases the risk of substantial scar tissue tho
>>37649542
rude
>>37649547
thanks buddeh
>>37649555
jerrbears compels me to help you:
reddit sst (google it)
>>37649568
thank you
>>37649568
whatever let him do that dumb ass shit he's planning. we all know what he is gonna do like a retard
>>37649581
natty selection
>>37649588
lmao
i take solace only in the fact that he is gonna grow some giant ass tits since he's probably 20+ bf too
Is it cheating to eat 1500 cals on a work out day when I swore to eat only 1000 cals a day?
>tfw weak minded fool
>>37649627
only thing you're cheating is yourself
>>37649581
and what would that be? Take a bunch of test without Nolva?
I know how to read
>>37649633
>>I know how to read
would have never guessed
>>37649632
>>37649644
you must be a pretty miserable person
i'm on a 150mg/week test-e cruise, if i shoot a 900mg/week blast, will i feel it in 4 weeks as usual or will i feel it sooner since i'm already on exogenous test?
First time on B&C
>>37649679
I don't notice that much of a difference between more or less test as long as estrogen is under control
>>37649685
Yeah, no matter how much test I run, I never feel it aside from just being generally happier when estro is in check.
>>37649685
No AI at cruising, will take 0.5mg anastrozol EOD while on 900mg, sounds good to go?
>>37649764
Depends on your diet and routine, but those should already be in check. So yes.
>>37649633
you should use your reading skills to read up on why you shouldnt use nolva on cycle/blast
Are there any supplements I should be taking when doing PSMF? I'm pinning 500mg Test e per week, and I need to get rid of this excess fat, but obviously an almost only protein diet won't get me all the nutrients my body needs.
>>37649957
protein
>>37649711
>>37649764
Yes, you'll obviously have a larger effect on muscle growth. I just don't feel much of a difference as far as mood goes.
I don't know if the Adex will be fine like that or not, estrogen effects really vary from person to person
>>37650037
>Protein is a supplement
>>37650043
totes
>>37650061
Protein shakes are a supplement. Protein is a macronutrient. I'm getting almost all my protein from actual food anyway.
>>37649957
You can still eat vegetables that are low calorie to get your micro's... are you really planning on just living off of chicken breasts ??
>>37650115
If he said almost only protein I'd assume the "almost" is the stray carbs of veggies
Or so I'd hope
>>37650131
Yeah, I'll be eating broccoli too.
>>37650115
For my protein, I'm probably gonna be eating 450g skinless chicken breast, 200g turkey slices, and 50g whey protein. 6.4g Carbs, 10g Fat, 190.2g Protein, 879 Calories. Then broccoli whenever I'm hungry, and with the chicken.
>>37650154
You need more carbs than that.
>>37649028
How so? Good stealth?
>>37650162
If anything, he'd need more fats, not more carbs
Anyone know where I can find a source in Germany? Military in Bavaria.
Anyone tried going for a lean bulk with low test high tren?
About to do a 20 or so week blast with 750 tren E and thinking 250 test E to go along with it to keep the dry lean look while trying to add some mass.
>>37650217
Phenomenal stealth.
>>37650265
>Military in Bavaria.
Lol, my brother tried out there just a few days ago. Failed.
As for source, depending on what you're looking for I know "someone" *wink* who sends things round the EU just fine from the Canaries
>>37650258
He needs more everything
How would /fraud/ go about PCT after a year of b&c? i haven't used HCG at all.
Before this I did one 16 week test/dbol cycle, came off without any problems whatsoever just using nolva 40/40/20/20
do i need something stronger? hcg?
>>37650269
Good luck with 20 weeks on tren. My mental health usually starts crashing around weeks 12-14.
As far as lean bulk goes, that's a pretty spot on cycle. I might add 400 mast or so for better feels, no need for AI and to handle the negative tren mental sides when they come.
>>37650154
Take some fish oil for essential fatty acids.
>>37650279
The macros except for 20-30g of fat and proteins are pretty spot on for a psmf as far as I see.
>>37650162
>>37650258
whatchu talking about? PSMF is a high protein, low everything else rapid fat loss diet, especially on gear.
>>37650305
That minimum of 30-50g fats ED I recommend is for health, nothing to do with fat loss.
>>37650278
Let's say I don't know who someone is lol. Secure way to talk?
>>37650319
canarybro at gmail
Lol at secure way. FBI ain't gonna come for us
>>37650154
>not gf approved
>>37650312
>>37650305
Listen to Canman
>>37650327
Not the anon in question, but do you ship to the land of tea (u.k)
>>37650269
>20 weeks
>750mg tren
Good luck with that.
>>37650295
fortunately i handle the sides super well, spent 6 months on between 400-800 tren last year and everything was fine mentally and healthwise
>>37650346
Yeah I've already sent stuff over to the UK and ireland without a problem
>>37650360
Jelly. Health is fine for me too when I look after myself but I start getting super anxious and paranoid after a while
>>37649957
vitamin and mineral supplements
ive been toying with the idea of a improved PSMF, considering PSMFs were originally developed for sedentary obese people in metabolic wards, not steroid abusing weight lifters looking to lose a little fat fast.
Namely probably increase the carbohydrate intake.
Contrary to seemingly popular belief, low carbs is not the reason you lose fat fast on PSMF at all, its the ridiculously low caloric intake that does the magic while the high protein intake staves off any potential muscle loss.
Obviously more carbs would make the diet a lot easier to tolerate over the longer term, and reduce the terrible brain fog and lethargy that can set in, and improve training.
>>37649701
estro gets better the more test u run?
>>37650556
>PSMF
>longer term
Isn't it only done short-term (1-2 weeks) because of metabolic damage after that time period? So why would you try to make it more long-term sustainable?
>>37650590
No, general well being goes up. Estro goes up as well, but so does my AI dose
>>37650692
>metabolic damage
going to need you to provide some rigorous longitudinal studies which show longterm metabolic damage from a PSMF like diet
good luck
metabolic damage is a fucking meme
If you're skinny fat and you just want to hit otter mode fast as fuck, can you juice and then after hitting otter mode, stop juicing and maintain it? Or will you turn to shit as soon as you lay off the roid?
>>37649957
f i s h o i l
also a multi is probably a good idea
>>37650556
eh, once the ketogenic (or pseudo ketogenic) state kicks in, I can usually operate pretty well. Choline + Noopept + Acetyl-L-Carnitine + Sulbutiamine kept me pretty clear and focused.
>>37650556
more carbs would probably make it worse because you wouldnt enter ketosis and thus risk going hypo
>>37650717
yes
>>37650717
depending on what you consider otter mode you might just need to cut
>>37650332
disturbing?
>down with the sickness
>>37645377
Over the past 2-3 years I have been getting injured way too easily. Might just be from getting older, I'm 26 now and definitely don't recover as quickly as when I was 20. I currently have pretty bad bursitis in my left shoulder and some bicep tendinitis. I'm not doing any pushing movements currently and continuing to do scapular exercises. What gear is best for recovery and reducing inflammation?
Is it possible to do pct but also take a low amount of test for the first week or two to keep your gains or will pct not work until you stop taking test?
I don't want to BnC, this would be my first cycle
Do you think abusing laxatives would more quickly flush out excess water weight?
I'm not sure how I feel about being temp queen of the porcelain throne but a friend gave me a jar of scripted ones so why not consider
I work away in a remote area so im only home 1 week a month, i cant smuggle syringes on a plane onto site, is it possible to do 2 week orals and 1 week test or oral only or am i wasting my time??
>>37651040
If you continue dieting and working out properly you should keep most of your gains anyway - beyond those that were attributed purely to excess water retention
taking low dose test defeats the purpose, yes. Even low dose test can shut down your natural production and the point of Pct is to restabalize it
>>37651049
it would probably work but since you never hear of bodybuilders using laxatives theres probably a good reason not to
>>37651060
Wasting your time
But where there's a will for smuggling there's a way. I'm sure their security protocols can't be that tight
>>37651019
Var eq nand
But all those kinda cover up the cartilage damage
Look into peps, tb500, modgrf, grhp2/6
>>37651049
Od on the laxatives and die fucking slut
Just mega dose c with a diuretic
>>37651060
get some test u, youll only have to pin every 3-4 weeks or so
>>37651106
Yeah I'm going to Google the consequences once I get to work
I know there's a dependency issue after prolonged use but I wonder if that'd apply to shorter stints
I'm so close and alb/clen/even ec stack kills the BP
>>37651116
>tfw jerry flips on whether he loves you or not
So tsundere
>>37651116
>Od on the laxatives and die fucking slut
Holy moly
>>37651108
Its a charter flight from the domestic airport to the work sites private airstrip so i go through metal detector and bag x-ray, i could possibly declare them but if they ask for an insulin prescription or something or notify my work and i cant provide evidence I'll be sacked on the spot, has anyone done it before do they ask many questions?
Why does Jerry hate women so much?
>>37651197
why do you not?
Any of you faggets drink beer on tes? Not like binge drinking but literally one beer once a week?
>low tes fag getting getting shots once a week.
>>37651159
>pic
who
>>37651144
I'm tsun towards all women
My Derek is reserved for angels
Aka azusa
>>37651159
The student has surpassed the master
>>37651197
Beta cuck
Never treated me with any favor
Why would I, a literal god, show such subhuman beasts any in exchange
>>37651290
> being this tistic
>>37651197
because women are terrible people
>>37651290
Everyone knows if you don't hate women the hookers get all clingy and try not to leave.
>>37651298
>being this blue pill
>>37651298
Totally beta
I bet you're beta orbiting 4 or 5 women right now, and they're all laughing at you with chad while having a train run on them
Pathetic
>>37651310
Paying women simply for being women and honest about it
Makes me sick
>>37651197
Tldr they killed his family
>>37651451
Literally just finished fucking a pillow with your waifu on
>>37649037
~900 cals
15-20mg yohimbine hcl + 1hr 140-150bpm liss fasted first thing in the morning
200mg moda + 200mg caffeine with breakfast after y's insulin window, caffeine repeated q3-4h as needed
600mg dnp
maybe another 30-60min liss session at night
>>37649083
>not ordering test u raws, having jano test conclusively for purity, still getting 7 years worth of cruise dose for <$200
>>37651485
Why do you like moda so much? Ever tried armodafinil? I want to try some of the former for studying and school shit.
How much of a retard am i for injecting 70mg of Tren A right off the bat?
Did a second injection today and the pip ain't even that bad. Fuckiing love doing quads.
I do 30mg of test p along side this, for that glorious and accurate one ml injection
>>37651624
Depends if you're doing ED or EOD injections.
Is the current circulation of sdrol still worth taking even if it's only 40% pure?
>>37651689
Why risk it? There's tons of other orals you could try. Seems like the var going around now is pretty damn pure.
Anyone used Pharmacom labs test recently?
>>37651481
It's the best isn't it?
But now I have to kill you, sorry
>>37651462
Tfw there's women IN my family
Is it advisable to take steroids only for cutting?
Not increasing the natural limit, but keeping the gains.
Wtf /fraud/ been on test for about 13 weeks and injected monday night woke up both on tuesday and today and just above my knee is fucking tight and sore as shit.
>>37647004
Lgd is good. Dunno about RAD140 But seems to be about the same anecdotally and is more expensive
sup /fraud/ im the retard who injected a syringe full of an unknown roid vial yesterday
turns out it was tren. feeling pretty good today i must say but my nipples are rather sore. not tingling, just extremely delicate and painful. oh well!
>>37651710
Bulk cycle so I'd need to run var at like 100mg for 6 weeks min which is terrible cost to benefit ratio.
Basically same deal with tbol.
60% unknown substance is pretty shitty though you're right. Prolly just pick up some drol and hope I don't get assfucked
>>37651822
What capacity syringe? What ester of tren?
>>37651185
Do you pack a suitcase? Does it go separate from you at the airport?
I've brought all sorts of drugs and needles (though I had a script for the needles - it was never requested) that way. Alternatively I wonder if you can't get needles that have no metal and just shove a bag in some loose pants - must exist for people with allergies, I'd think
Probably a handful of doctors online who'd be willing to write you a script which is completely legal if you want to go through that much effort
>>37651216
That anon probably gets laid, unlike jerry, eternally lusting after pillow pussy
>>37651220
I don't personally for alternate reasons bit you're completely fine to do so
I used to drink heavily on it no issues
>>37651290
I love you too jerr
>>37651462
>year 2033
>jerry has finally acquired an irl azusa clone
>feminist whale women chimp out and take her away
>such is lyfe in Jerry's future
>>37651727
No but they're good
>>37651753
>tfw there's women in my family
Actually kek'd that's a good one
>>37651783
Yes
>>37651789
Pip
I
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>>37651822
Only on /fraud/
>>37651844
2.5 cc of tren ace, first time user as well kek
>>37651894
Why the hell did you do that?
>>37651894
First time injecting anything at all? Or just tren?
If it was your first time injecting, I'm honestly surprised you can even walk
>>37651894
Holy fuck i like where this is going
>>37651915
i literally don't know
it was one of those moments in life, where your subconscious just does random shit without thinking about it.
reminds me of one time when it was my first day at a new job. i walked into the bathroom and started pissing on the floor. i have no idea why i did it, i just wasn't thinking.
i really shouldn't be playing with needles
>>37651855
Im an idiot i completely forgot we can check in luggage, am i correct that only carry on luggage goes through the xray to make sure you're not bringing a gun or something on board?
If so time to blast baby, oh yeah
>>37651924
first time with tren, i was saving it for a blast after my holiday
i guess my brain thought i was doing my weekly test (250mg) but i picked up the wrong vial. thing is, it's not even the day i pin, i usually do wednesdays
>>37651937
Not sure of your exact airport but generally only carry on gets xrayed yeah
Esp if it's domestic not over the border
I live in Canada for the record so might want to look into things if you don't
>>37651937
No, checked goes through x-ray and bomb detection too but they really don't give a damn about needles in checked or carry-on. Check it though.
Make sure you don't do some weird diversion thing to hide it like wrap it in aluminum foil. Just put it in a Ziploc and a secure part of your luggage so it doesn't fall out.
>>37651955
>generally only carry on gets xrayed
Nah it all does. Either through a machine you can see or in the automated machines for baggage make up.
>>37651955
Can we get more pics of you, I'm bored
>>37649191
Think he was referring to the 6x
500mg test maybe gets my strength and size to +20% at the most.
>>37651996
Really? I was under the impression mine wasn't
They really must not give too many fucks I've brought a loot of drugs with me
>>37652009
If you pay me?
I'm at work I'm not sitting around with a finger up my ass taking selfies
I've got more important things to do like shitpost on here jeez
Plus I'm on 1000% less heroin than when I posted the first picture
>>37649627
Unless you're a girl and very short you should not be only eating 1000 calories.
Fuck up your metabolism, go catabolic, all while not loosing fst considerably quicker than smart cut.
I'd never go less than 70% of your tdee. For most guys I'd say never go less than -500 calories. This way you will be able to keep losing weight for other cuts, and your metabolism won't be slow as shit. You will still be able to lift properly and stop catabolism
Longterm view > short term.
>>37652060
I'll only pay if it's a lewd picture ;), give us a face pic bb
>>37652060
>If you pay me?
>
>I'm at work I'm not sitting around with a finger up my ass taking selfies
>
>I've got more important things to do like shitpost on here jeez
>
>Plus I'm on 1000% less heroin than when I posted the first picture
What do you work at, it cant be that important.
and i'll gladly pay you toosdee for selfies today
>>37652081
I've always said I'd give up nudes for cash
Or in coach's case just a picture of him with my name suffices
>>37652088
>it can't be that important
I literally get paid to sit here on my phone it's very important
I think I sprained my weener.
>have fwb face down ass up
>humping like rabbit on tren
>something didn't feel right
>finished anyway
>next few days shit hurts
Fingers crossed tb500 can fix everything.
>>37652113
you and bimbo should do porn together, both of you are massive whores so you'd be great together
does boldenone increase progesterone?
>>37652139
Was it worth it?
>>37652158
They could do camshows together
dopey here
started anadrol thickening up like a mofo
>>37652158
I'd do it if it was convenient, sure
It boggles my mind why that has a negative stigma to it
You like sex you like money why not both?
>>37652287
no.
>>37652292
Tbh... no.
>tren again
>holidays in 2 days
>here we fucking go
anyone know much about HPV
>gf goes to get examined
>warts on cervix
>we have been together for 2 months
>either I gave it to her or she had it prior and gave it to me
I read it's real common should I go get checked or anything? we've never used a condom cuz birth control but she has been depressed af because of it thinking I was gona leave her
>>37652315
kys whore
>>37652382
Well you could get checked on the off chance you don't have it and thus can stop yourself from getting it by leaving her
The hpv won't seem worth it when you guys inevitably break up
I've heard it is very common/manageable but still no hpv is better than hpv
IM JOINING YOU TOMORROW GUYS
Got any extra tips?
also, gonna draw and pin with 22g, could not get anything better, wanted 23. the other ones are too small
>>37652301
holy fuck man xbox huge. how much? any gyno feels?
>>37652414
>implying if someone offered to pay you to fuck you wouldn't take the cash
It'd literally be stupid to say no if you were planning on fucking anyway
Like imagine you're finishing getting your dickwet and she leaves you a hundred like are you going to complain about that?
It's like a tip for being good :^)
>>37652422
that's the thing there's no test for it in men other than seeing warts on your cock which I don't have
I fucked her multiple times the day she got the phone call saying they were there so im p sure I contracted it if I didn't already have it
>>37652429
Why are you drawing with 22 and not 18?
>>37652440
50mg, that was actually just glycogen rebound off diet haven't seen much from the abombs yet
@50 I don't notice gyno feels, just taking 200mg b6 for prolactin issues incase and got letro in there at .5mg E3d so no worries w that
>>37652443
For real? I mean I know you can be a carrier without symptoms bit I thought they can detect it just with questionably accuracy
Well weird. I'd still wear a condom or something at least unless you start seeing symptoms and know for sure
>>37652441
Imaging you're finishing getting your dick wet in front of 100 people and they all leave a $1 tip
It's like a tip for being a massive whore :^)
>>37652372
who dis
>>37652301
Anadrol in action
>>37652498
nicole mejia, wide hipped godess
>>37652445
Because in this retarded country they don't sell the needles separately and i have to use the same pin for both drawing and injecting and the best i found was 22g
>>37652382
>>37652422
>>37652443
>>37652471
Guys not OP. I haven't hung out/dated a girl in 3-4 years. After my last ex I discovered these two warts on my penis. Turns out its HPV. I used the ALDARA cream and they went away.
Now here is the moral dilemma. How on earth do I approach a girl and try to start a relationships when I could potentially give her genital warts.
I was about to date one of my friends whose one of those no sex before marriage types and I'm thinking if she gets something afterwards I'm a shit human being.
I don't believe in god. Yet have a moral conscious most likely due to parents.
What do I do?!?! Keep my mouth shut and play it dumb? or tell every female I meet and risk being rejected every time?!?!?!?
>>37652528
buy the syringe and needle in each size and just toss the syringe. alternatively just order online to avoid the problem.
>>37652526
shes cute but god damn all she does is market her bullshit classes for fat girls
>>37652484
What's the difference? In the end you get sex and $100 why do you care about the people or where the $100 came from?
>>37652532
Tell them if it'd bother you after, don't if it wouldn't
Either way you'll work it out if you stop freaking out about it
>>37652569
meh, i doubt 22g will hurt that much mate. Will try first.
>>37652574
I think I used 21g for pinning when I first got trt because I guess the doctor is a masochist. Use 23g now for most sites because of scar tissue.
>>37652570
>Tell them if it'd bother you after, don't if it wouldn't
>Either way you'll work it out if you stop freaking out about it
I'm 23. The age group that I would be dating would freak the fuck out.
If I tell them, I potentially give up the chance of sex and/ an intimate relationship.
If I don't tell and they get something I would have to play dumb. Retard level dumb. As in I must be a carrier with no symptoms (although I knew all along)
One option is what nature wants me to do, survival of the fittest, think for myself, always put odds in my favour since no one else on this planet will.
On the other hand,
Parents were religious, instilled a moral code and ethics, I should be honest with people.
However we know that honestly isn't always the best policy.
Fuck sorry man this shits plagued me in the back of my mind for sooo long not sure if I should go talk to a therapist on what I should or shouldn't do.
>>37652570
>What's the difference? In the end you get sex and $100 why do you care about the people or where the $100 came from?
jerry was right desu
>>37652570
>I will never be paid to brutalize estps bunghole
I know you're a guy but id still shoot you full of H and take you to poundtown
>>37652604
well, i think i know a place where to get 23gs, but it's just far and i wanna pin tomorrow, so fuck it.
maybe will order online in the future, but it takes likes 2 weeks for them to get here
>>37652570
>I don't care if 100000 people watch me get fucked teehehee
>won't post pics
:^]
>>37652619
It'll get easier in time
You're probably so freaked out because you haven't talked about it. Even if you just rant about it anonymously like this it might take some pressure off
If you want a real happy medium there are dating sites/apps to hook up with people who also have the same stds so that's a possibility
Hpv is pretty common a lot of your peer group probably has it and doesn't even know
But yeah if you lie about it saying you didn't know you had it is probably the best bet
I mean yeah you're going to get rejected but everyone faces rejection there's going to be wins too if you just keep trying
>>37652622
I wasn't joking about being a diagnosed 'sociopath' (aspd) this literally makes no sense to me as a dilemma. It seems illogical to be against this. Like I understand it's some weird emotional moral thing but I don't get it at all. In my mind you're like some weak, sheltered creature who stops themselves from advancing for no apparent reason... it's kinda weird
>>37652628
Dream big bb
