How does /fit/ prefer their egg?
fucking 2 masterrace
>>37625655
over easy, none of this boiled egg shit.
>>37625655
I'm an eight guy as I typically eat them as a snack and don't want to get yolk everywhere
>>37625655
objectively 4
>>37625655
without the yolks/heart disease
Tbh senpai passed ten lol
I always boil eggs for fucking ever and the yolk turns green and yellow
>>37625655
Like testicles: in my mouth
>>37625767
You're only punishing yourself anon.
>>37625777
Das gay mayne
>>37625655
Cooking them on a skillet like a normal fucking person
>>37625655
scrambled... wtf who would boil an egg what a retarded thing to do
>>37625767
This desu senpai
>>37625960
Scrambled takes literally seconds too
Four is orgasm.
Five is nice too desu.
>>37625704
>eating the yolk
>>37625682
never gonna make it
15
what is this bullshit
>>37625960
>pot 2 in a electric water boiling pot
>come back 10 minutes later
>slice eggs onto tuna salad
who wouldnt?
>>37626078
I know your trolling but I love yolks. Wide array of micros and tasty af. I also eat less than a dozen a week and eat 70+g of fiber a day so I'm okay
4
>>37626085
>tuna fookin' salad
6 master race
>eggs
Current year
I eat 2 of these per morning because Im too fucking lazy and it takes me 5 seconds to sprinkle them with black pepper and eat them
>>37625655
4 and upwards.
But I rarely boil my eggs, I cook them on a pan. What do you britbongs call that btw? I don't want to sound like a retard. Is it fried egg?
Anything above 4 is shit tier. You tasteless fucks enjoy eating rubber?
2 to 4 is the only way to eat boiled or poached eggs
>>37627853
Yes, fried egg.
>>37626328
fucking retard.
>get a carton of eggs next time you go shopping
>hard boil all of them
>put the carton back in the fridge
>PROFIT
>>37626121
>tfw I eat a dozen in two days
>>37625655
Whatever number your post ends with is how much you have to cook your next egg
Rolling
>>37628315
This, my 5-6 looks like the 4 in the image.
There are different egg sizes, I always buy the big "L" ones.
>>37628279
peeling them takes like 20 minutes no thanks
and yes I add baking soda to the water it makes like no difference
>>37628469
how about dousing them in cold water right after boiling?
when i was a kid i used to eat only the yolk because i thought the white was fucking disgusting
2 so I can dip my bread fingers in there :3
4-5
>>37625655
2 or 4
>>37625761
>he fell for le yolks r bad meme
Kill yourself, champ.
>>37631076
>saturated fat and cholesterol
>not bad
Broscience intensifies
>>37628815
Kek. I used to eat obly the white because the yolk was disgusting
>>37626085
>only 2 eggs
>>37628469
Put egg in a glass, fill glass about halfway full of water, put hand over glass, shake.
You just peeled an egg in 20 seconds.
cooked
Why is the image counting by twos
>>37625655
tfw love eggs so much that can eat them in any range sans raw and enjoy the taste
>>37632749
>sans
Mcfucking kill yourself.
>>37628279
Do you peel them after then out them back in fridge or peel before eating? I got 20 eggs here I'm gonna boil soon
>>37628469
Let them age, they peel easier then.
"2"
and by "2" I mean I forget I'm boilling eggs and come back 15 minutes later.
>>37632846
not him but what the fuck is wrong with sans?
its a pretty common word.
>>37625960
Fucking this, scrambled > all other ways of preparing eggs
>>37633866
His tiny animal brain is threatened by things he can't understand.
>>37625655
fried both sides to the point the yolk isnt runny
>not eating the whole egg raw for superior joints.
It's as if you're all trying not to make it.
>>37634031
the betas in this thread don't want to look like a TMNT
>>37631122
Your brain is 50% cholesterol. Well, maybe not YOUR brain...
>>37634087
yeah i read somewhere that cholesterol lowering medication can give you alzheimer's.
>>37631312
anything over two eggs is raising your cholesterol
maybe not considerably but it is raising it
dont know if any one gives a shit about what i just said
>>37634151
Fuck off.
>>37625655
as an omelette. put some fuckin veggies and goat cheese in that shit. maybe some smoked salmon too, that really makes it nice
>>37625655
I don't eat eggs I drink 4 eggs a day bloody fucking raw because I can