Very light burns and scrapes, minor lacerations. Everything I've tried so far is having almost no effect. Any ideas anons?
>>37621799
See a bloody doctor.
>>37621805
This guy...
>>37621805
it isn't that type of situation, medical help isn't needed just wondering if I've overlooked something.
does anyone in your family has diebetez
cancer
>>37621799
Those are literal symptoms of leukemia
Tigers are unironically cool as fuck
>>37621799
I've never seen a pissed off tiger before. Imagine trying to wrestle with that.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>37622531
You would just die theres no wrestling it would be like 250lbs jumping at your throat
>>37622546
But anon just imagine.
>>37622563
Yeah you get your throat ripped open
Just hope the zoo shoots it before that happens like they do now
>>37622571
If only we had functional strength that can rival that. Use tigers as mounts and hunt other humans
staph infection?
>>37622633
>This just in, /fit/ness inspired people riding on tigers hunting down fat people
Infection
Aids
Cancer
Diabetes
Zinc deficiency
OP is impatient
Its probably one of these.
Yeah mostly sounds like leukemia dude. Go see a doctor
>>37621799
Did you try waiting?
Linkin Park?
You may have a vitamin C deficiency. Eat some more oranges, take a multivitamin, or drink some juice. A balanced diet is key to success! :D
>>37621799
Fought a flaming tiger eh, you really doesn't afraid
>>37622546
250lbs? More like 500-600lbs, they're fucking enormous
>>37621799
Type 1 diabetic here.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
>>37621799
You're a typical anemic vegan aren't you?
>>37621799
Sounds like you have eternal bleeding.
>>37621799
I had that until I went on a birth control for my overly heavy long periods and take them iron supplements. Get blood tested for deficiencies faggit.
>>37628517
Kek was thinking the same
I hate fatties with their opt in beetus tho
Diabetes
>>37622122
Lions are better
>>37621799
Stop stuffing yourself with sugar & carbs, moron.
>>37621823
>Wounds don't close/heal
>Assuming you mean after a week+
>Surely I don't need medical attention!
Rip in idiocy
