Aside from lifting and getting /fit/, what can I do to be an Alpha male?
Talk calmly, slow and with purpose. No small talk.
Proper posture. Stand tall, head and shoulders back
No faggy feminine music. Only metal, classic rock and underground rap.
>>37617203
All popular music is for fags though.
this is an excellent place to ask this question isn't it
if this thread is what your mission of becoming alpha has come down to you should kill yourself immidiately
Also dress modestly and tastefully. don't be an insecure flashy douche.
>not make these stupid threads on 4chan
>having self-respect and standing your ground
>running linux/osx and listening to all your music in a lossless format
you know, things you don't do.
>>37617189
displaying your engorged penis as a show of dominance
>>37617189
never try and get people's approval, if you are "trying" to be an "alpha" you've already lost.
chad eats pizza
there's more truth to that than you realise right now.
>>37617261
This.
If you do things in an attempt to 'appear alpha', then you come off as a try-hard poseur, and no one will take you seriously. Also they may never take you seriously afterwards, even if you stop doing that, and the real Big Dogs may take offense at you and come to put you in your place.
a born alpha's fart is more alpha than anything you will ever do
>>37617203
>talk slow and calmly
who asked for a tutorial on how to be boring
Get off 4chan for starters.
>>37617203
>No faggy feminine music. Only metal, classic rock and underground rap.
get a load of this fag lmao
chad listens to TOP 40 whilst you SPERG out to SHIT MUSIC in an ATTEMPT to appear "MASCULINE"
fucking musicells lmao
>>37617216
love this variation
the red pill
Do this
>>37617189
don't give a fuck what other people think of you
have your own values and belief system, not one imposed upon you
be direct and take what you want, don't try to manipulate like a little bitch
eat pizza and fuck bitches
>be /fit/
Self-explanatory. No guy can be alpha without being /fit/. It simply takes a swole guy to come next to a "DYEL" alpha to make him look beta.
>"do whatever the fuck you want to do"
It's true to some extent, but it has its limitations - nobody will think you're alpha if you watch My Little Pony or are an anime weeb just because you "don't care what they think".
>follow your own pace
This means that you take your time whenever talking to people or walking somewhere. This means and they should get comfortable around YOU, not YOU round them.
>get a high paying/repectable job
Being alpha is about being dominant. Having money is dominance, whether you like it or not. You can be an "alpha" working as a plumber, but all it takes to break down that "alphaness" is a guy with a better job/social standing/money making. You can't really compare a plumber who fixes shitters and a surgeon who performs operations.
>>37619577
>it has it's limitations
False.
I knew this fit alpha guy back in HS who was a complete weeb and talks about nothing but anime and comic books on his FB page to this very day.
People will accept what you do as long as you don't act like an autist.
>>37619641
Nice try weeaboo faggot, you're not fooling anyone.
>>37617695
I think the fireman joke is maybe a little too esoteric. That might be a good thing though.
>>37617236
Lossless formats are for audiophile fags who think they can tell the difference between a 256kb/s mp3 and an ogg with their shitty headphones (that dont even have a flat frequency response). I've worked in recording studios and want to kill people like you.
>>37617189
Make money, desu Familia. No one gave a shit about me really. But now I make more than my gfs parents combined, everyone thinks I'm impressive. I feel better about my spot in life too, which makeshould me more assertive.
>>37617695
What's the origional?
>>37619737
>he doesn't have an entry-level professional sound card, monitors and headphones
LMAOing@ur life
>>37619755
That guy is so alpha
CHAD listens to GENELECS and eats PIZZA while YOU bump BEATZ and jerk to ANIME
>tfw I'm becoming a bit of a chad
Guess I just became a lot more confident after losing my V. Before that I was really fat and then really skinny lanklet, didnt really have much confidence.
Now I'm 6'4, turned 20 last month, 235lbs at like 25% BF (barely out of DYEL), fucked a few sloots.
But honestly, its a confidence thiing. I used to be the most socially anxious awkward faggot ever, but slowly grew out of it
>>37619776
CHAD listens to STEELY DAN because of their MINT production while you listen to HANL while crying in your bedroom
>>37617203
>Talk calmly, slow and with purpose. No small talk.
Wrong. Look at alphas like Bill Clinton and almost all well-known standup comedians. They're all masters of small talk and making observations about situations they're put in.
>Proper posture. Stand tall, head and shoulders back
This is true
>
No faggy feminine music. Only metal, classic rock and underground rap.
Lol you're fucking dumb
>>37619755
>sound card
enjoy your electrical interference, fucking sound card pleb scum
DAC + AMP master race
>>37617189
stop believing in the alpha/beta meme
even dogs are more complex than that
>>37619791
CHAD spins 500 GRAM VINYL through SUNN STACKS while YOU remix BRITTANY SPEARS CDS and play PARAPA THE RAPPA
>>37617203
wrong
right
wrong
>>37619803
By "sound card" I meant audio interface.
Specifically I use an Apogee Ensemble.
>>37619816
Are you lacking in funny audiophile pictures? Here have another one from my collection
>>37619851
Alright alright you're free to go
This image is pretty cringe-worthy, but I think these are all solid things a stereotypical "alpha male" would do. If anything I would say 1 is subjective because I believe it's OK to be afraid so long as you don't let fear control you.
>>37619577
My boy Hemingway performs operations
>>37619858
Thankyou kind sir, i will cherish these fine pictures and save them to their own special folder for use later when bantering with the kiddos
>>37619920
No problem my friend, save them, they're all yours!
>>37619925
I really, really like this image. Mind if i save it?
>>37619938
Go right ahead pal! I uploaded it just so you would see it!
>do things properly, even if it takes longer, or costs more money, or is more difficult.
>speak out, speak up, project your voice when you talk.
>take care of your body: which includes proper hygiene, healthy diet and adequate physical activity. Choose a style that flatters you and makes you feel good.
>have interests.non-nerdy ones are better, but if that's all you are into, oh well. part of being alpha is about NOT pleasing people.
>be interested. People with high EQ do better relationships and business than people with low EQ. EQ is something you can develop.
>some things that help you be alpha ie: height, looks, money, deep voice,are outside of your control.
>most of all,don't take yourself too seriously. Have a sense of humor. All of these things should appear effortless. Don't act stressed.
>>37619976
>another thing I forgot to mention: counter intuitively, having "high standards"about the woman you sleep with is NOT alpha. Sleep with fucking everyone, but be picky about who you date.
>>37617203
Metal is for faggots
>>37620087
Yeah, alphas only listen to harsh noisecore
>>37620108
What? I don't know what that is but metal fags think they're hardcore for yelling nonsense about blood and death. On top of that add their longs ass heard and eye liner
>>37620122
*Chair
>>37620126
Hair, dammit
>>37617216
I'm crying laughing at that picture. Holy crap
>>37620122
LISTEN TO SUNNNNNN
BE ALPHAAAAAAAA
GO DEAFFFFFFFF
>>37619920
this man is my idol
>not liking metal
Spotted the beta try hards.
CHAD also jams out to METAL on occasion, showing he's DOWN with harder music than ROCK while YOU listen to INDIE garbage in a sad ATTEMPT to be DEEP.
>>37620311
CHAD listens to BACH because he has a natural appreciation for TECHNICAL COMPLEXITY and EMOTIONAL PROFUNDITY, while you bob your head to TEENAGER NOISE in a sad attempt to LOOK COOL
>>37620640
CHAD slowly ORBITS while SUNN drones in the background, LIFE glacially retreating into the DISTANCE as MEANING and REASON slip away into PUSSY MADNESS, while YOU post MEMES to a JAP KEK IMAGEBOARD
>>37619641
Btw if you ever use "false" unironically, you will never be alpha
>>37620108
Alpha males don't listen to anything but themselves.
>>37620640
>BACH
A stodgy autismal over-conservative music professor and fugue-fetishist was teaching a class on Johann Sebastian Bach, known lardass.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the Baroque era and accept that it was the most productive period in the history of Western art music, even more than Viennese Classicism!”
At this moment a brave, impeccably dressed, inebriated contemporary composer who had just snorted a line of coke off a teenage classmate's back and understood the folly of a(r/u)tistic movements such as serialism and fully supported the preservation and continuation of the true old masters' legacies stood and held up a composition notebook.
”Professor, do you recognize this piece?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Lutheranly as he leafed through the notebook. "Why, there's nothing in here but blank manuscript paper, you stupid pedophile. Is it 4'33"?"
"No. It's an opera. If J.S. Bach, as you say, is categorically the greatest composer of all time... then he should have written one, and it should be in this book."
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and 80-disc Glenn Gould boxed set. He stormed out of the room crying those Bach fanboy crocodile tears. The same tears all autismal fanboys cry when someone else's favorite composer is different from theirs. There is no doubt at all that our professor, an anonymous craven coward who balked at accepting responsibility for his 4chan posts by using a tripcode on /mu/, wished he had taken the time to appreciate music beneath its surface aesthetics and understand the incalculable grace and poise of the great Classical masterpieces and deep intellectual current which runs beneath their simple veneer. In the final moments before his suicide, he wished so much for a requiem mass to be sung at his funeral, but alas! The lazy Bach had neglected to write any of those, either!
Autistic lutheran fatasses get the fuck off my board
Welcome to /fit/, gentelmen
>>37621168
Nigga I ain't reading all that.
>>37617189
post on fit asking how to be alpha, that's bound to help
>be 6'0, skinny as fuck
>have group of friends
>go out, get hammered, nobody gets laid though
>start lifting
>fast foward a year
>new haircut, gains, clothes, posture, heaps of self help books
>have been somewhat cocoon mode
>go out three times with friends
>every time i've been the only one to get anywhere with a girl
>one night even got with two
>they've stayed the same
>i've grown as a person
>they wont go out with me anymore
>now i just sit at home and browse /fit/ because they're making plans between themselves and i'm not invited
>my upcoming first cycle probably won't help
I don't believe in that whole alpha and beta shit, but being the best you can be gets pretty lonely when others can't accept you changing.
>>37617203
>Only metal, classic rock and underground rap
have all my keks anon
>>37623013
>gets attention from bar sluts
>i've grown as a person
Dude, it's nice that grills like you now, but this doen't mean that you're better than everyone.
Honestly, I'm DYEL as shit, luckily I'm quite tall so I have that on me.
Easiest way is to look good.
Don't take yourself or anyone too seriously.
Always let yourself finish your sentences. Don't allow others to interrupt.
Ask the other person questions to act interested, not the other way around.
And lastly but not least, don't attempt to be alpha. It will come naturally when you're comfortable in a social environment.
Never do this
>>37623475
this
was becoming arrogant part of your growth?
>>37623475
By interpreting it that way you've demonstrated your own personal iniquity and complete misunderstanding of his point. You don't belong on /fit/, and should leave.
>>37623500
The word "knight" comes from old English "cniht" and German "knecht", and this image is a lie.
>>37619755
>cables cost 10000$ each
audiophiles are delusional. But hey, that's not my money being thrown away.
>>37623500
>nobody cared who they were until they put on the masks
>>37619851
Fag
>CHAD listens to CLUB music whilst banging STACEY whilst YOU fumble around your BUMHOLE and listen to GAY porn in perfect AUDIO clarity
>>37619641
lemme guess, you just graduated HS recently?
>>37621142
truth
>>37621168
heres your (/mu/)
>>37623562
no shit
>>37617203
that last line nigga what
We suffer social retardation, we're gonna never have a gf or high paying job.
>>37623562
>no one cared who they were until they put on the masks
Verbatim quote from the image, newfriend.
>>37623681
I know that album
>>37617189
Stop trying to be alpha
Focus on yourself, your career, your aspirations & goals, relationships, and your own personal finance.
Leave humanity behind in more than just physical ways. Achieve things that would totally surprise yourself 5 years ago.
>>37617189
WWTRD - What Would The Rock Do
He's one of the most loved and respected people on the planet. Follow him and learn the way of the one true Lord Of /fit/.
All Hail Dwayne. All Hail Dwayne.
>>37619577
Nah mate as long as you are a sick cunt or huge motherfucker no one will judge your hobbies
>>37617203
>tipsfedora.jpg
>>37617189
Alphas are born, not made.
>>37623551
>his
>>37624484
Or be black. nobody judges Thaddeus for his hobbies
>>37619577
Except a plumber probably makes close to what a surgeon does now you dumbass
>>37617189
if you have to ask you will never be one.
>>37617189
Real alpha american here.
I'm one of the only few real alphas that browse this junk board. I do it because I like to be in places where I'm better than everyone else. That's how alphas operate. I can easily assert my will in pretty much any thread and complete dominate it. I win every argument I ever enter here. I made kids piss themselves. I used to trip. I was so feared that people would either kiss my ass or delete there stupid ass post if I happened to be online because they knew I would mock them.
So now that that's out the way, let me tell you something about being alpha/beta
Being alpha or beta is something you are born into. You don't get to choose. Nothing you will ever do can change your genetics. If you are born with the beta gene is basically a death sentence. No amount of weight lifting or training will ever help you.
YOU SIMPLY CANNOT CHANGE YOUR GENES. YOU CANNOT REMOVE THE BETA GENE.
Your genes are passed down from your heritage. You can't change it. I know most of you. I used to bully faggots like you all the time back in high school. 99% of the time, the beta faggots had beta faggot parents to match. If you are beta. Look no further than your parents.
A lot of you will read this and be in denial. Some of you betas that have been picked on so badly decided to lift weights. Because you thought it would help. You thought lifting could wash away your pathetic genes but I assue you they are still alive and well. You will read this and be mad. You will say to yourself "I could fight him!"
Truth is. I would fucking rip you to shreds. I would leave you near death. I don't even lift or need to lift. I could kill this entire thread combined. Even the beta faggots who bench 400.
Because here's the thing. YOU CANT CHANGE WHO YOU ARE JUST BECAUSE YOU LIFT HEAVY ITEMS.
You are still the beta scared loser who puts his head down when alphas like me enter the room. Your brain is wired a certain way and it will never get better.
never ask anyone for help or advice ever again
>>37619925
Shit is that Oberyn Martell?
>>37624779
Another alpha trait is good grammar.
There is very little you can do if you weren't "alpha" at high school and growing up. It's an attitude that you either possess or lack and that you can't just 'acquire' by doing z, y and z. You can of course create the impression you are alpha by lifting, etc.
