>tfw no strong, fit gf to hit the gym with
>tfw no cardio bunny gf
ikr
>>37611285
>tfw no strong, fit bf to hit the gym with
>>37611560
I assume you're a guy, but maybe this can work. Kik?
>>37611570
lmao
For once it's not a guy, just an awkward thirsty grill. Get on /soc/ and ask for /fit/ guys, you'll def find someone.
>>37611647
>girl on /fit/
Santa Claus is real and I'll live a happy and fulfilling life. Right.
>>37611665
I guess santa's coming to town then.
fo' real tho, /fit/ raised me from a dumb cunt 14 year old and changed the way I look at things. interesting perspectives on the male thought process.
>>37611685
why dont you show us your cunt then?
>>37611685
I'm not sure it's healthy to be 'raised' by a bunch of sexually repressed closet homosexuals with severe insecurity problems.
>>37611685
>I guess santa's coming to town
This would be a great name for a Christmas themed orgy porno
>>37611647
Even if it's a girl, we can date still. Kik?
>>37611730
back off dude,shes mine alrdy.
>>37611734
you wish
>>37611285
do people really work out with other people?
seems like such a waste of time
>>37611742
C-chad?
>>37611285
>tfw thinking about posting on /fit/ again today but realize its just the same threads everyday and a continous cycle of shit posting
>>37611721
ya'll taught me the bs that pisses you off about grills so I could improve myself
thanks autists ily <3
>>37611752
I'd prefer to go to the gym with someone and just do our own thing but spot each other here and there then go home together or something, not constantly be next to each other.
>>37611685
I bet you're ugly though
>>37611766
I'd prefer you to jerk me off while i run on the eliptical, whore
>>37611766
I guess that's a good thing...
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.
>>37611782
damn dude you fucking wrecked her
>>37611766
Question: Are you the ugly girl with the glasses frm straya? Or new zealand
>>37611839
naw
>>37611948
does penis size matter?
>>37611285
>trying to convince GF to squat
>"but anon, aren't you satisfied with my body? :("
>goddammit
Luckily she has a pretty great ass already. No boobs though :^(
>>37611975
unless it's smaller than 4 inch no
>>37612015
b-but it is.
>>37612010
As someone 7 years in relationship that dealt with this shit, here's how you put it.
>yes honey, I am, but since I see room for improvement on me, we could both do it I think. I have always wanted to try [x] sex position, we can't do that now. Besides, I am sure you like me looking better and better, so I am sure I will enjoy your looks even if I cant compare them now.
And the killer line:
>Also, don't you want to make [bitch/faggot she doesnt like] jelly?
Promise her sexual favours, stress relief and feeling of superiority, she's gonna bite.
>>37612027
>>37612122
As someone who's been in a 7 year relationship I'm calling bullshit.
This literally never works, especially the "killer line" because that will trigger a comparison where you are basically implying she doesn't hold up to "x person she doesn't like"
>>37611703
Kek
>>37612139
If you phrase it like a faggot, it might backfire, yes. I suggest you bozos take improv classes so you don't barf the lines out like autists, not to mention you should know your women, if she a crazy bitch that spins everything against you... well, I cannot help you, you fucked yourselves on your own, buds.
I used it, she started and now she goes at least twice a week (one is cardiobunny jumping nonsense, but eh) b/c she enjoys it so much.
>>37612215
Wow, so defensive!! I totally believe you now
>>37611285
>tfw
>>37612248
Well mate, we are on a mongoloid fapicture sharing site without handles, you don't fucking have to. I don't blame you, nor do I give a fuck. Cheers and good luck with your bitch.
