I'd like to put a rumbly in her tumbly, if you know what I mean.

>>37607826
>"If you're a good chef, then you'll be a good mechanic as well"
^^ this is how stupid you sound right now

Why don't you take your own advice?

>>37607826
whole heatedly agree

the world is your clam, get the fuck out there and find yourself a pearl

>>37607846
I do everyday and it gives me confidence in everything I do. If your heart beat really fast when you lift weights and you can control you body, why can't you apply the same control into talking to women.

>>37607826
>women are fucking crazy and you should fuck guys instead
Yeaaa >>>/lgbt/
I find the female form extremely pleasing even if i dont find the female personality pleasing

>>37607898
>he says on /fit/

>women can sense despair
Why do you think women are goddamn supernatural beings?

>>37607958
>few ways women can sense despair
1) Even if you can't smell the cum in your shorts, they can
2) If you have a blank face when you go out or frown, women know you have 0 personality
3) You slouch and have bad posture
4) You can't carry a conversation without belittling them
Those are just a few things women have told me are red flags

Realize your problem and work on it

>>37607840
elaborate

>>37608200
I'd like to give her pooh a smackerall of honey, if you catch my drift.

>>37608232
specify

>>37608280
I want to make the headboard sound like a certain confused bear saying "think, think, think".