Hello /fit/ ill start.
>Be me yesterday.
>Went out to buy dad a gift
>end up stopping at a local place to get a little ice cream because i can work it in
>cashier/working girl smiles the second our eyes meet.
>shes a qt i would say 7/10 small frame nice tight looking ass and short
>i place my order etc she turn around and starts getting muh softserve ready thats when i scoped her ass quick.
>im kinda just looking around i turn and look at some pics on the wall quick and turn back towards the counter
>catch her just straight up dead gaze eye fucking me she turn away quickly
>she goes to hand me my cup of softserve as i grab it she repositions her hand ontop of mine
>i kind of just sit there and let it happen for what 5-10 seconds then pull away i smiled at her and she kind of blushed and smiled back
>Mfw im to autistic to ask for her number so i just pay and leave former fat turned fit after a year of isolation and lifting only times i went out was to work or at night time to shop.
This isnt the best mire story im sure but dam im tenpted to go back and ask her for her number. Inb4 she was a minor or somthing lmao.
I've never been 'mired' by anyone. I'm sure it feels great but it's such an alien feeling to me I just can't wrap my head around it
>make a couple 'gym buds'
>huge curlbros and bench 24/7
>meanwhile i've got a year of SS/TM
>'dude how is your squat that much fuck i'd kill for your legs'
based trex routines
would easily trade 100lb off my squat for 50lb on my bench though
>>37607525
Yeah my story is the first time ive noticed being mired. Atleast i think thats what happend lol
>>37607547
Whats your numbers like?
>>37607547
Holy shit man same here
>>37607509
>be me
>very lean
>recently out of gym with pump and sleeveless shirt
>very vascular
>tiny 8/10 goth qt looks at me and bites her lip
>holds eye contact
>i walk away because i already have a gf
the end
>>37607557
5rm are 185, 335, 415 b/s/d
ohp is like lmao115 i think but it's a catch 22 since i never do it because i never go up and i never go up because i don't do it
>>37607525
You'll get there. We're all gonna make it.
>>37607604
Ok i see why you would want a higher bench. Keep working at it bro
>>37607600
I feel this shit
>work at falafel cart
>DL forearms on display, chest and delts really fill in my size L chef's shirt (I normally wear XL but started working here before I got big)
>two thirtysomething women come by late at night
>totally eyefuck ordering their lamb gyros and fries
>watch me make their food really closely
>call me hun a lot saying thanks and giving veggie directions
>tip $3 each on $8 gyro
I would've continued the bantz with them but my(maybe naive?) loyalty to my gf causes me to deflect potential flirting with professionalism.
>>37607659
WHERE IS YOUR FALAFEL CART LOCATED?
>>37607688
a town with lots of bridges
you know me irl?
>>37607600
Damn goth qts are one of my fetishes
>>37607719
no, i want some fucking lamb over rice.
bridges. manhattan.
>at friend's party
>friend's cousin is there
>8/10
>sitting at table with friend drinking, cousin walks over and sits down
>introduce myself
>we talk for a little
>she's smiling at me and laughing at my jokes
>feelsgoodman
>asks if i workout
>"yes"
>she says i should keep up the good work
>say thanks
>don't say anything
>don't really talking again
I want to ask my friend if I can have her number. Why I gotta be too autistic to ask for it in the moment what the fuck
>>37607730
totally wrong side of the world
>>37607738
chick on the right is a 8/10
Stop overestimating 11446
>>37607764
>brunette with sharp features and expensive makeup, clothes, hair
That's just an avg 6/10 with rich parents.
>be me
>working at an ice cream parlor for the summer
>it's shit but I guess it's not too bad for a summer job
>lots of greasy neckbeards come in often to get their ice cream fix, eww
>I have to serve them because it's my job
>new neckbeard comes in today, haven't seen him around before
>he's awkward, when he comes to place his order, fidgetting, looking around, then eyeing me intently
>I force out a smile for him
>he stutters out "one s-softserve pl-ease"
>I assume he just means in a cup
>turn around, I can feel his gaze on me, eww
>turn around, he spins around quickly and awkwardly in a circle for some reason, I can see his moobs bounce through his shirt
>eye him like "wtf?" then turn away quickly disgusted
>I hand him his cup of ice cream
>he awkwardly holds his hand on top of mine for what feels like an eternity, my face goes pale
>he finally lets go and I breathe a sigh of relief, the color comes back to my face
>he doesn't say anything, but pays and leaves. thank god
Definitely not going to work here again.
>>37607604
At least you aren't me mang. 195 bench 445 squat 465 dl :/ I did ss for three months...
>>37607992
kek'd
>>37607719
brisbane?
>be me not you
>leave YMCA with a juicy pump and a tight shirt on
>standing at bus shack beside a road
>car if 2 girls stop beside me waiting for a red light
>qt 8/10 in car says "look at that guy"
>passenger who is 6/10 and driver stare for 2 mins then speed off when it goes green
>go home and fap furiously till my ballsack is drained
>>37607509
>Inb4 she was a minor or somthing lmao.
Implying age matters around here.
>>37607509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_R35ZLNQ8E
>be me
>never really been mired much
>bump the thread anyway
>>37607604
T R E X
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>"hey anon, have you been working out? You've definetly gotten more muscular"
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>work as a cashier/deskguy in a gym
>just finished lifts so there's some pump
>bunch of girls go in for their aerobics
>one of them would smile at me often
>an 8/10
>would even bend over in front of me while they do stretches, aerobics, etc
>it's pretty obvious what she's doing but my autistic mind could barely comment on anything nor even try to talk to her still feelsgood getting mired
>>37607509
>be me
>get noticed
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>be me in gym
>sitting down
>cute girl doing some standing ab cable work
>she has on a shirt that covers her ass
>she looks at me and flops the shirt so it's laying on her ass and start doing the exercise
>my dick gets hard
>immediately horny as fuck
>leave the area and start masturbating
>get caught by the cleaning lady who runs to
the front desk and tells them what I was doing
>get kicked out
>>37608275
You got off easy. 85 b 830 s 1005 d did ss for two weeks.
>go to gym have a huge pump and wear a tight shirt
>leave gym
>chilling with friends
>qt 8.5/10 turkish girl is new in the group
>her boyfriend is a friend of mine
>qt sits next to me
>literally touches my arms and feels me up
>touches my abs
>laughes at all my jokes
>endleds eyes stares
>mention that prom will be in 3 weeks (Here in Germany we call it Abitur Entlassfeier)
>I already finished school, but she is still attending
>Literally asks me if I want to go there with her
>I say 'No I am already going with friends'
>she says ohh..
That was the last time we talked, she stopped following me on instagram and deleted me on her facebook??
/fit/ what do ? she is fucking hot
And oh I dont really give a fuck that she has a boyfriend, I will make a little beta bitch of him if it must be
>>37607604
>on SS
>I never the press
???
>be me
>when i read most these stories
>and want to kill myself from the cringe.
>be me
>meet a girl one night
>start flirting it up hardcore
>there's a sick ass french bulldog for some reason
>start playing with the doggo and tuning everything else out
>start rubbing its fat little belly
>wake up
>lie there as existential dread sets in having dreamt about playing with a pupper
>really want a french bulldog
>>37610099
just get a damn doggo friend
>at best friend's wedding
>hug the bride and congratulate her
>she blatantly feels up my lats and down to my lowerback then biceps
>holds on way too long, like a minute straight while molesting my muscles
>groom gives me wtf look
>gf gives me wtf look
>she's angry, so im stuck sleeping on the couch that night
>get bombed on adderall and play vidya games all night instead
>>37609786
losing a friend because you wanted to fuck their girl isn't worth it
>first day at new job
>Walk into office after leaving gold's
>Large black lady working the front desk
>"You the new guy?"
>"Yup"
>"Mm mmm, you a big boy"
>"For you"
>5 second silence
>Run out with hands in pockets, drive home crying
>Quit job
>>37610168
m8 I think you left some spaghetti in the office.
>>37609786
sounds like she took a severe beating for her social media and is about to be shipped to south-east turkey for arranged marriage to a mid-50 y/o ISIS warlord
you could've saved her anon
So the point of these stories is to show that, when we have reached our goal and girls start noticing us we find out we are gay?
>>37610279
>when we have reached our goal
nobody reaches their goal
anyways, welcome to /fit/
>last week go to a club with a gym bro
>big line to enter
>manlet in front is asked for ID
>he is taking to long and bouncer movers him aside while he find the ID on his wallet
>line keeps moving and bouncer tell him to get in the line while he is searching
>he tells him to fuck himself
>drunk bitch start laughing at it
>he gets in the line behind a black tall buff mother fucker
>as the nigger moves to get in he elbow the manlet in the nose and knocks him out in the ground
>bouncer seems to be friends with the nigger and smiles
>after few mines people try to help the manlet whose got his bloody nose smashed in
After seen this, I turned back and went home. I am disgusted by how uneducated people can be. Stay safe fags
>>37610397
who was mired in this story? the black guy?
>>37609703
>>37608275
Fuck mang you're lucky as shit I did SS once and got to 50/920/9001 like just kill me
>>37609786
Wait. Did you not realize that she wanted the pipe or what are you saying?
No chicks at the gym when I go at midnight. Dudes are starting to tell me that I lost a lot of weight and that i'm looking good. Not really mirin I guess, but makes me feel good. Down from 297 to 260.
Always see mire threads but completely forgot about this
>Be on vacation in Italy almost a year ago
>Lifting for about half a year at that point
>Barely out of dyel skeletor mode (complete dyel by fit standards)
>7/10 Italian woman somewhere in her thirties works at the place we stay at
>I'm basicly always walking around without a shirt since there's a pool nearby where I spent most of my time
>At one point I'm outside shirtless trying to look for some figs to eat from a tree
>Woman walks by and catch here staring at me, looks up to me and smiles
>Few days later when we leave we say goodbye and as I'm the last one to say goodbye to her she gives me a kiss on the cheeck and says "beautiful boy"
Felt bretty good
>>37610940
shoulda fucked her
>At work
>Regular comes in to buy some stuff, tells me I've gotten a lot bigger
>Says "You're not cheating are you"
I told him I'm not.
I am though, but it still feels good to know I'm getting bigger.
I fucking hate life so much, I have everything going for me except my social autism which leave me forever alone what the fuck man. Might as well forget women altogether and focus on my career.
>>37610940
Are you by chance american?
>>37610951
Not really possible because family and friends were around 24/7
>>37610996
Dutch, though we were with American friends. Why?
>>37610826
Good job
now keep going and meet your goals man
>morning run took longer than expected
>going to be late for class if I shower
>just grab my shit and go
>self conscious about smelling like sweat and my musty running clothes
>class ends, walking down the hall
>hear couple of qts from class say "oh my god, look at his calves"
Made me cocky as fuck for at least a week.
>>37611057
Because that's typical behaviour in Southern Europe and Slavia so it's normally only surprising to our burger friends. The kiss, I mean.
>sitting with m8 who also lifts
>wew, nice forearms anon
>cheers
>he gets girl sitting nearby to look
>what do you think
>ugh, they're too veiny
kek i'm like 15%, feelsgood
Once a girl actually smiled at me
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"
>>37611185
Yeah I have been to southeren Europe many times before, so the kiss wasn't really a surprise
>>37607509
You know that cashiers are told to smile at people?
>>37610397
Arounds blacks never relax
>be me
>see girl I haven't spoken to in 7 years who I was obsessed with at school
>I've put on like 25kg over 4 years of training
>was a skelly before
>she was looking at her phone
>she never saw me
The end
>>37611816
>>37609893
This
>>37611130
>be at school with friends, see skinny ass calves
>say to friend "oh my gosh, look at his calves"
>>37607992
>>37607509
>be me
>working as cashier at ice cream place
>autist weirdo comes in
>he is pretending to look at pics on the wall, but is always turning back towards the counter to stare at me
>i try not to maintain eye contact with this weirdo
>give him ice cream
>he grabs the ice cream awkwardly, he's not really holding on to it
>i don't want the ice cream to fall, so i'm holding the ice cream for 5-10 seconds, waiting for him to take it
>all the while he is smiling at me
what a creep
Creep Story Thread?
>Go to a new gym for the summer
>Starting to know the regulars
>They are all nice, mainly foreign guys trying to get ripped if you know the type. None really know what they are doing
>Apart from one guy, I am the strongest in the gym by far
>Go in on Friday to squat
>Guy is in the power rack doing 85 lbs squats
>kek whatever I can wait
>I put my stuff in the bag area
>Guy squat in the rack sees me and immediately unracks his weight and starts squatting in the smith machine
>He knows who the boss is
>Pump out 365 lbs squats for reps as I look over my domicile
>At a party yesterday
>Some people I know from a few years ago are there
>Every person is commenting on my body and how often I workout
>Not even being discrete asking me if I workout, just straight asking how often I go to the gym
>Hooked up with some kinda attractive chick who was feeling me up
>Got her # and said I would call
>I won't because she isn't really my type
>DEVILISH
>>37612679
why u gotta do this?
>>37613128
don't worry anon, they were complimenting your calves, not mocking them...
not really a bully
>be me
>get rejected at the end of high school
>decide to leave humanity behind
>enter cocoon mode
>don't get out of my house for 5 years except for uni, train 6 days a week on my home gym
>one day my mom is sick so i have to go buy the groceries
>go to the shop 200m from home
>see the sunlight
>run to the shop, get my shit, step at the back of the line
>see the girl that rejected me in high school walk into the shop
>she's pregnant and fat
>she's behind me in line
>asks me to hand her the ice cream on one of the top shelves
>give it to her
>she holds my hand for about 5-10 seconds
>eyefucks me the whole way
>y-y-ou are-... t-thanky-y-you a-a-anon
you are welcome.
ended up fucking her without a condom
>>37613183
>pregnant and fat
>fucked her without a condom
...that's not a good thing m8
>>37610140
fucking excellent desu, kekk'ed
>be fat
>women look at me with disgust
>lose weight
>women lock eye contact
>not used to the attention at all
>tfw no confidence because of loose skin
end me
>>37610168
>hands in pocket
kek
>>37612618
what's that black shit supposed to be?
>>37607509
nice
>>37613183
>fat
>pregnat
why would you do that you fucking caveman
>>37613497
Have you tried expanding the image?
>>37610168
>>37613497
Feels
>>37610952
fucking faggot, at least take responsibility for being a little bitch
>be 6'6" 155lbs when I meet a girl
>don't see her for almost 2 years because reasons
>finally see her again
>I'm 6'6" 238lbs now
>"Wow anon..."
>Here come the mires that I've worked so hard for
>"Did you get braces? Your smile looks really nice now"
Fuck you bitch. My teeth are the exact same as they were the last time I saw you.
>dad talking to his friends
> all spics who haven't seen me since I was 8
>I'm 18 now
>I come home from gym and see them
>"oye, añon. Have chu bin warking out"
>dad tells them "yeah he goes at least 4 times a week"
>"does it reely wark hefe?"
>"well when I see anon, I see that it does, when I see his brother, not so much"
>start treating my older brother as a lesser because of this.
Other time
>at school few months ago
>wore captain America shirt that is tight around chest and arms
>class mate yells "damn anon, what steroids do you use?"
>"The good kind"
>Everyone laughs
Feels good because i used to be a loner and my dad used to barely acknwledge me
>>37609786
>losing a friend over a dirty fucking turkroach
How fucking lonely must you be?
>>37607804
why does everyone pretend to have such high standards.
Face it bois if it gets to be long enough we'd fuck a doorknob
>be at club
>decide to go get jacket and leave
>bouncer says "finally someone that lifts" and smirks
>say that I don't lift for shits and giggles
>your arms are revealing
>good genetics
>smirk and leave
Guy was quite huge and very lean, probs about 10%, felt nice.
>>37609786
Its important to maintain your true self during times of happiness.
Actions made in arrogance will haunt you for a very long time believe me brother.
>>37612886
this actually hurt to read
>>37613524
>>37613541
Oh, alright I see it now
LOL
>>37609703
I wonder if this is physically possible. If you did nothing but squats would your bench increase anyway? Rip believes in growth hormone release from compounds, but I'm not convinced.
Never been mire'd, still way too DYEL, but what people notice more than size is "change in size" I think.
>gym bro A stops going for like 8 months
>just a few days ago
>he's in
>im talking to gym guy B
>B has lifted with me before in that 8 months
>A comes in
>greetings
>I walk away to get weight
>I over hear A to B
>"Christ, B, Anon's fucking doubled in size since I last saw him"
Felt good, even if it's just the once.
>be me yesterday
>working up to a max reps deadlift set with 96%
>get 3 reps at 515
>guy comes over and tells me that he was impressed
>asks me some questions and is pretty friendly
felt pretty good
>>37613771
This is wisdom.
>>37607509
>2013, the greatest bro year of all time
>Go to theater with gym bros
>Pain & Gain: A /fit/ Story to Live By is playing
>Fuck yea
>Family sits behind us
>Movie finishes, me and gym bros stand up
>"Whoa dad, they're bigger than the guys in the movie!"
Not actually bigger than the Rock, but still, felt good.
Caught girls staring plenty of times. Sometimes they quickly look away when i look at them sometimes they smile. Always been too much of a pussy to follow up any of it.
>be chubby all through HS
>start lifting in college
>still dyel by /fit/ standards but visible improvement
>at party with old hs friends in old home town
>everyone commenting on how big I am, feeling my biceps, feeling my pecs
>one girl doesn't even recognise me at first then gets all exited and showers me with compliments on how good I look
>feel great about myself
>years later
>making great gainz, looking swolle
>meet cute girl, fall in love, move in together, etc.
>become lazy and complacent
>started lifting for girls, so why lift anymore? I made it, right? I can at least stop doing it every day...
>get fat again
>turn 30
>still fat
>god damn it...
>start lifting again
>third week, working out every single day
A-am I gonna make it again, bros?
>>37610940
You don't know italians, do you?
>>37614155
>get fat again
Did you really make it the first time, or was the lazy, complacent you the you you were the whole time?
>>37613575
It's womantalk bro. She mired you indirectly
>>37613575
Your smile looks better because it's not attached to a shit body. That's why she said it.
>>37614192
I'll meditate on it, I guess? I dunno man, I sure hope not. I mean I was in the gym twice a day back then (cardio at 6 in the morning before classes, lifting in the evening) and loved it, and now that I started again I feel great. Dunno why I ever stop.
But let this be a lesson, bros. You can and WILL lose ALL gainz if you ever stop. Gotta fight that complacency always.
>>37610140
>GF thinking she has any ground to send your ass to the fucking couch and not her
>GF
>cuck
Choose one because your a fucking sod regardless.
>be at office
>fat middle aged lady stares at me walking down a corridor in a very creepy way
>ask me if i a gymnast
>me : *autistic laugh* i i i lift...
>proceed to follow me at my desk
>"you are shapped like a V like my gymnast son"
>me : giggle like a retard
>she stares at me for a while then leaves
>im sitting in my office sweating from the embarassment and from being on tren lulz
Actually was quite happy to get some attention, its not like i get much of it being a 5'6 ugly mofo
just wish some teens QT would mire me like this
seems like muscle attract older women and gays
>>37607509
>tfw so insecure that I brush off potential mires as me being delusional or the female just not having very good eyesight and she misjudged my looks
>tfw I want to tell mirin stories but every time I write it down I feel like I'm lying because she may very well have not been mirin and I was just being delusional
>working out 3 months
>not liking it, trying to stick with it
>don't notice any change at all
>about to give up
>people at work start noticing (or so they tell me)
>can't trust them because maybe they're saying so to be nice
>go out clubbing
>potential gay guy starts stroking my arms in the restroom, asking me if I work out a lot since I'm fit
THANKS GAY GUY you were the motivation I needed. I'm not 6 months into my progress.
>>37613212
thank god is was a fake story, right?
>>37614355
meant: I have been working out for 6 months now.
And now almost got abs, life is good.
>>37613516
Because that means he won. She wouldn't have him, and now he fucked her and will never talk to her again. He won.
>>37614077
>>2013, the greatest bro year of all time
fuck that's true
>>37614155
>working out every single day
you're not 20yo anymore bro, start slow
>>37614319
>is ugly
>thinks muscle only attracts older and gay
I don't think you're learning the correct thing from this experience
>>37614618
Lifting every other day, light cardio+abs every other day. Is that ok?
>>37609786
>Here in Germany we call it Abitur Entlassfeier
No, we do not!
>>37607753
L O N D O N
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Every people 'mired' in this thread should post physique ASAP
>>37611235
not this again
>>37607719
W R O C Ł A W
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>>37614333
They're legit anon just remember all your hard work and appreciate it.
We're all going to make it
>>37607719
L O N D O N
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>>37609786
SHE WANTED THE DICK FA-M
>>37609786
>Abitur Entlassfeier
I think your whole story is made up because that's beyond retarded, nobody here calls it that.
I'd fuck the turkroach any day, fuck your so called friend, if he can't keep the high test girls satisfied he actually needs a bull like you
>>37614077
Lord was 2013 great
>>37614757
>he does cardio
How about you just, you know, eat less.
>>37611816
Don't worry, someone appreciated your earlier thread
>>37609817
fuck off chad
>>37610168
Thanks, have a (You)
>>37607992
ive seen the dark side
>>37614838
This
>>37607525
Mirin honesty
>used to be shredded, had all the girls
>let myself go, got fat
>girls stopped paying attention to me
>went back at it a few months ago
>at the gym minding my own business
>a fat ugly girl suddenly starts flirting with me
>first girl that has flirted with me in years
>i have secret nicknames for everyone in the gym, hers is "mama bear"
>i was just trying to be nice
>she tells me how my body is perfect for a guy
>calls me aesthetic literally
>hehe you're so strong anon
>eventually the ugly cunt leaves me alone, thank god
>go back to my workout
>dick is semi-hard
th..thanks /fit/
welp
>have tinder
>get mediocre matches
>most girls dont text back
>most chicken out before we meet
>decide to re-roll
>this time put a pic of my lean physique
>get 10 matches a day
>some ask for a date with first message
>some asked for nudes (tf?)
>laughing hard af
feels good desu
>>37616362
>get mediocre matches
>most girls dont text back
i know this feel
>this time put a pic of my lean physique
i do not know this feel
>>37615467
Honestly? 'Cause I miss being able to fuck for longer than half an hour before becoming exhaused and going soft. Cardio is mainly for endurance, not weightloss, and I do eat a lot less.
>>37616265
>used to be fit but now fat, wants to be fit again
Wow you sound like me, bro!
>secret nicknames + drops spaghetti
Wow you sound like an autistic me, bro!
>>37616457
yeah your story reminded me of me too, down to the workout plan. i was shredded as fuark at 23. i'm now 28. really let myself go over the last few years. looking at CBT is very discouraging now. but we've done it before, we can do it again, r-right?
>tfw being 23 in thailand was the peak of my life
>tfw going back to thailand in 3 months
h-help
>>37616500
>we've done it before, we can do it again, r-right?
I hope so bro... but just in case I'm using basically every legal supplement (that any scientific evidence supports) that supposedly raises test levels and have changed by diet to maximise test-levels as well. Gonna try intermitted fasting too I think.
>>37616561
you're wasting your time with those things tbqh, either pin test or stay natty. personally i don't want to pin because i'm sure it will make me go bald.
>whey
>multi
>fish oil
>creatine (i also avoid this because of hair)
>caffeine (maybe ephedrine if it's legal for you)
>maybe ZMA
that's pretty much the one legal supplements that you can take which have an actual effect. everything else is pure bullshit
>>37613591
Congrats on making it
>>37609786
>8.5/10 turkish
Hehehe m8 I got news
>>37616630
Probably, but giving it a go just to see if it has any effect. Wasn't that expensive and I'm willing to risk the money really. So far my dick is harder and I feel more energetic, and I'm making pretty good progress. I mean sure, I still deadlift an embarrasing 70kg, but it's only my third week and I started out with half of that... and like I said, I'm only trying a few things that have SOME proof behind them.
>>37607764
NOT 8/10
an 8-10/10 brunette is like allison briget real, that girl on the right looks like a czech hooker
>>37615124
how do i get a trebuchet
>>37616856
Build it.
>>37616851
Post your physique
>>37609786
">her boyfriend is a friend of mine"
"And oh I dont really give a fuck that she has a boyfriend, I will make a little beta bitch of him if it must be"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRteOr5I8rI&feature=youtu.be&t=3
> go to the same gym my uncle goes to
> he's an ex-military guy who's been going to the gym for years but still looks exactly like when he started, no improvements at all
> I'm squatting lmao 2.5 pl8 for 5 reps when he comes in
> he literally starts screaming and trying to interrupt me because "that's too much weight"
> later that day he actually tries to stage an intervention because "I'm squatting too much"
> mfw
> every time I see him now he asks me angrily about my workout
> since this happened I tell him I've only been doing low intensity cardio
> still getting mad gains
>>37609893
You dont even know how to fucking green text properly you faggot get off this site
>>37617065
what's up with all those people going to the gym everyday for years and not seeing any gains?
i swear i've been going steady for a year and i bulked up like a monster comparing to the people who were there years before me. they all think i'm roiding.
i'm 30 so no natty high test tbqh
>>37617065
Why the fuck would your uncle think his opinion means jack?
Just tell him to fuck off. I would have. If he'd have voiced concerns, in a polite manner, I would have politely replied, but if he's being an asshole like that, I would have lost my shit.
>>37610140
>so im stuck sleeping on the couch that night
How does it feel to be the bitch in the household?
>>37617198
Yeah that guy is a pussy.
>Cheat on my gf
>She sleeps on the couch
Damn it feels good being alpha...
>>37617116
I'm pretty sure he just doesn't eat enough AND doesn't push himself enough to increase his weights. His wife is also a physical therapist who's fucking afraid of 90% of exercises in existence, so I believe she heavily restricts what exercises he could do.
>>37617135
I just laugh when he tries to talk to me like that and walk away, or don't engage in conversation if I'm in the gym.
I am actually extremely close to giving him some very rude words, but I haven't because of my mom. My uncle is her brother and she's already going through a lot of emotional shit with her divorce, so I'd rather not stir more trouble. But I've already told her that if he insists I'll respond rudely.
Another story, happened yesterday:
> there are some kids in horse riding clothes in the gym, they've come with this man in his 40s
> can only assume he's their father
> they're coloring some drawings and shit, they're nice and behaved kids
> find that cute because I too rode horses when I was a kid
> as I'm squatting 2 pl8 their father asks me how many sets I've left
> when I finish I signal to him and help him set up the bar
> "how much weight should I leave?"
> "I'm not a pro like you so... hum... leave 10kg on each side"
> mfw he thinks I'm a pro
> I'm still a babby lifter but sure, I'll take the compliment
> he's never squatted in his entire life
> the weight is too much for him so he goes for 5kg plates
> I teach him proper form and shit
> then his kids come around and start talking with him
> then I'm suddenly hit with the realization that I was once like these kids, I rode horses for years and even competitively, and that hopefully they too might try to become stronk later in their lives
> mfw hit with the sudden realization that this dad bod man in his 40s is like my dad, with the exception that he's trying to improve his own body and his teaching his kids valuable life lessons
> mfw I have hope for these children
>>37610140
that's a good mirin story famalan but tbqh i would never let a woman send me to the couch. i will sleep in my own damn bad and i don't give a shit what she has to say about it. if the girl can't handle you sleeping in your own bed then fuck man, maybe you need to separate.
>>37607509
>walking home from the car park
>pass these 2 15 year olds I've seen a couple of times, a boy and a girl
>This time they yell at me
>Ask for my number
>Oblivious to the fact they are 15, I give my number
>The boy thought I'm hot and wanted to talk to me, according to the girl who was the one who I gave my number to
>I suppose the girl wanted my D too
>Deleted her the next day
>Walking to the train station 7:30 am
>2 gay guys pass by
>Stare at me and say something unintelligible, couldn't make it out
And more times, I get almost more attention from gay guys than from chicks. It's more because of my facial aesthetics though than mirin my body.
>>37617344
try showing videos of good looking olympic weightlifters, like klokov, show they can deadlift 300kg and squat lmao 5 plate without and egregious problems.
>>37617344
don't say anything bad, just try to explain you have your differences and if if worst comes to worse, simply agree to disagree.
and if he smokes or drinks, just tell him he's being hypocritical since smoking/drinking is worse than squatting anyway.
don't be condescending/ a cunt.
>>37609786
Dont racemix my friend, also vote AFD
>>37616388
>>37617574
Him disliking the fact that I squat is just one of many problems regarding my uncle. He's far from being a decent person and I know I cannot change that, so I'd much rather not involve myself with his shit.
>>37617554
That's actually a great idea, anon, thanks. I don't think I'll show that to him since I don't care about his opinion, but my mother does worry about the weight I lift. I think I'll show that to her.
The thing is my mother puts enough trust in me that, even if she worries, she lets me do my thing without interference and is always respectful about her suggestions.
>>37607509
>at work
>furniture needs moving
>office is 3 chubby women, 1 petite QT and me
>3 chubby women moving a desk together, complaining all the way, putting it down to let their arms rest
>it would be easier if they weren't dragging it
>QT is planning where everything gets moved to
>"Anon can you put that desk there?"
>I grab the desk, lift one end and pull it to where she said
>chubby women look in awe
>"Anon can move the rest"
>they leave to sit in the canteen
>QT asks me to move more furniture
>I move it with ease
>QT sits on my desk talking to me for 10 minutes afterwards asking what sports I do and what my strongest lift is
>I tell her 175kg dead lift
>she doesn't know what it is but thinks it is mega impressive anyway because she weights 45kg
>calls me mr muscle after that
Nothing ever came from it, but it was a massive boost to my ego.
>>37613881
a deadlift that high would passively strengthen your arms and shoulders just from hanging all that weight from your scapulas
>>37616362
the ones asking for nudes are fakes just collecting pics for gay porn sites
> been in college for two years, but this semester I barely have any classes with my old classmates
> only see them a few times a month
> they're always surprised with my progress
> I've been noticing that each one of them has certain likes and dislikes in body type
> one girl ALWAYS cheekily asks me to flex my biceps and gropes me
> she has flat out said she would like have sex with me but I'm a huge homo
> another girl loves seeing me from behind because she has a thing for backs and shoulders
> a faggot classmate is always commenting on my chest, since last week he wants to hook up with me
> a lesbian couple compliments me on my squat and deadlifting legs, they want me to teach them how to get juicy thighs
> also have some martial arts bros who date fit girls, when we are all together we talk about our squat progress
> tfw I'm not used to getting so many mires
> tfw I'm stil DYEL by /fit/ standards so I feel inadequate
>got into lifting almost 2 years ago
>got from a skinnyfat to a ripped on 10% bf
>go to my aunt's in Siena on vacation
>my cousin (15) is there, and she hasn't seen me a long time
>she is impressed by my aestetic physique
>suddenly she raises her hand and touches my pecs
>I tense my muscles just in time
>"solid"
>>37607604
sorry bro but this is LITERALLY t-rex tier.
you're pretty unbalanced lmao. try more frequency on bench/ohp
>Been dieting and SL for a month. >Lost 20lbs so far
>go to friends house I haven seen for 2 months
>roommates see me
>"oh hey anon, your face looks different"
It's a start.
>dad (50)
>dick
>solid
mfw
>go to mall after work
>casual friday but still professional workplace so nice dark green RL polo, cream slacks, nice shoes, gold time-piece (lol just a fossil),
>also have murdered out black wayfarers on to scope QT's without making eye contact
>catch qt in store reflection checkin my ass
>catch jailb8 qt's miring my (pecs) and smiling at me
>go into this new store that apparently you have to be female and a complete dime to get a job there
>I only go in one little part of the store but 3 different workers come out and ask me if I need anything
>go into other store and qt(p)2T comments on the shirt I am looking at and smiles at me. I told her I saw it on the internet and it always cracks me up so I am getting it, tell her "good luck"
>she says "y-you too" and starts to walk away
>trips on a rack and falls on the floor HARD
>tell her, "come on get up, get off the floor"
>everybody walks the dinosaur
>>37619764
Have not been mired yet. Still workin.
>>37617459
Why are you giving your number to children?
