......salesman?
lobbyist (UK)
software engineer
>>37598404
that's a fancy way of telling us you're a programmer :^)
Living at parents house
>>37598414
It's a normal way of telling you my degree.
>Thinks I get payed this much to be just a code monkey
>>37598437
The hours are very flexible but the pay is shit
I take boxes off an assembly line and put them onto pallets.
Too much goddamn bending over because the lines are designed for manlets, but other than that it's pretty nice. Lots of time where I can completely zone out whilst doing the work and just let my mind wander.
Not a career though. This factory is shutting down at the end of the year, only sticking around to get a severance check then going into trade school for plumbing or HVAC.
Security officer (certified door shaker)
>>37598373
I'm a high school English teacher
>>37598373
Nurse
I move furniture while contemplating suicide and working on my engineering degree
post-doctoral research fellow
Insurance sales
Pure commission
Nuclear engineer, shit is lucrative but hard. Still can bench 4pl8
>>37598373
Carpenter brah.
Timber framing this summer. A build like this would typically take 4-5 days for me and my partner.
Electro-mech technician on particle physics devices-accelerators
itt: everyone has rocket scientist tier jobs
Short order cook in a casino.
Cutting is really hard when you get free meals.
>>37598622
lol so what do you do?
>>37598631
Gotta get to the moon so you can do that ayylmao50plate OHP man
Plumber
doing a ph.d. in what is basically hydrodynamic modelling
>>37598631
Nah I'm teacher bro. I fucking hate my job tbqh.
>most students don't give a fuck
>can't teach what I want
>boss is more concerned with test scores than actual learning
>make a shit salary
>can't fuck any qt3.14s because it's extremely illegal
>coworkers gossips as bad as the kids
at least the benefits are good
>>37598686
What benefits bro?
warehouse
Receptionist/Admin.
>21
>male
>probably not going far with my life but everybody tells me i'm way too good at my job.
Salesman brah, dealing with fuckin' idiots all day but it's easy work and pay is decent. Easy to earn extra with commissions too if you're good.
>>37598708
Looking at tight teen ass all day.
>>37598373
I work part time retail and do some freelance work for a local consulting firm. Woman who runs the firm is a family friend, so she radically overpays me for shit she can't be bothered to do, running things across town, babby-tier graphic design, proofreading, clerical work, that kind of thing.
>>37598779
Do they ever flirt with you?
Do you ever flirt back?
I'm a student but I work extra as a tour guide.
Great job but tours are real gains goblins. No time for gym or cooking for several weeks.
Technical Analyst in the worlds largest retail support company. Clients include Under Armour, Disney, Michael Kors, etc. Mainly do Level 2 and Level 3 work.
>>37598596
What field?
>>37598373
Entrepreneur, investor and consultant for the tech industry. Graduated with a physics degree.
>>37598841
where do you get the training?
I work in retail.
Luckily, a coworker is leaving to become a manager at her old job, in IT, and she'll hook me up there, so my pay won't be completely useless.
>>37598842
gastrointestinal health, specifically focusing on the effects of chemotherapy in the gut and the effects of the microbiome and intestinal permeability specifically in diseases like crohn's, coeliac and obesity
>>37598686
onizuka?
>>37598841
Where'd you go to school?
>>37598847
Before I entered the company I had next to no retail knowledge. Never worked a day of retail in my life. I started out as a Level 1, bare minimum. Having said that I was fucking great at it.
You need to know logic, flow charts, electrical theory and a lot of common sense. I can walk in to pretty much any retail store and tell what I'm looking at.
IBM 4610-2CR Receipt Printer
Symbol LS2208 Scanner
Etc.
If you love technology and can build a computer you can do my job. But to be really exceptional at it you need to have programming and software knowledge.
>>37598373
Civil engineer.
>>37598824
Yes and no. I just feign ignorance and let them cock tease all they want. I give some of them a wink in the hallways if you count that as flirting.
>>37598373
Engineering student working at a golf course during the summers.
>>37598889
ous
>>37598879
I'm gonna guess C?
Steel framer right now,
>35-60 hours a week (only have to work as much as I want to)
> $900/week minimum
>cruisy as hell
>no need for cardio
Studying geoscience for a career
For the dolla bills and get to travel
>>37598646
Deal with high vacuum, HV systems, tune shit, and get radiation poisoning when needed
Night shift gas station attendant. Not sure where to go from here; I'm not a smart man. Might go into middle/highschool teaching
Nurse
doctor and run a clothing workshop
java codemonkey
nobody deserves this suffering
>>37598373
Technical sales. Corporate things, I'm doing this and my MSc at the same time for now. Once I finish my studies, I'll either go for a raise or a better paying job, inside this company (which treats its personnel very well) or another.
>>37598951
I had a job as a gas station attendant. It was more stressful than I would have thought.
>just got off a 10 hour flight after a vacation
>8 hour shift alone
>mind goes blank and I can't process a simple task (lottery or something, cant remember)
>line-up builds
>people getting angry
>teen girls flood the toilets
Not fun
We also frequently had armed robbers, I didn't experience it myself though, thankfully.
The moments I enjoyed most were when customers (old men, mostly) went on 10 minute rants about some new policy they didn't like, and I'd pretend I gave a shit. Some ceo of a local company told me he'd make sure no company car ever gassed up at my station again. He was upset because we started charging 1$ to use the tire inflation device. I told him I'd pass his complaint to the manager, but I never did. I hope he kept his promise.
Materialphysicist here
Marmalade cook
>>37599052
Man that sucks. I'm in ausland and work on the highway so it's the cruisiest fucking job ever; hell im here right now. Decent wage, permanent job, holiday pay, ect. I fucking love rage customers, they're my favourite. I also get a fuckton of FPS through here too.
My favourite part? We lock up at 10pm and no customers can come inside. That includes to use the toilet. So many people rage when I tell them no. Doubly so when I walk away and go use it myself.
>>37599135
how did you land that gig?
I started a supplement company last year, almost had a nervous breakdown because I was working 12-16 hours a day trying to get it off the ground. It's doing alright now though so it's all good.
>>37599141
don't you feel bad about selling snake oil?
seems a bit... immoral haha.
>>37599140
Most servo chains are always looking for people to work the night shift.
No-one wants it, because it fucking sucks. Especially now they don't pay loading.
Sales engineer at a telco. Travel often globally, shits cash.
Occupational therapist student. Graduating on december. Last tuesday I got my first OT summerjob.
>tfw I have a penis and it helps me get jobs
>>37599151
oh cool, wont be good for my social gains but i'm in desperate need of money right now so im trying to get whatever job i can haha.
thanks!
>>37599140
Applied online, smashed the interview. Been here 8 years. Done everything from nights to days and so on. What this anon said >>37599151 is true; it's a pretty high turnover industry. Seems less so these days because ...
>$28/h
>leave loading
>annual leave
>sick pay
>permanent job
Example is I work 4 days a week, and finish the fortnight with $1300 after tax. Not great, but it's pretty solid for a job that requires very little brain power.
I'm a farmer, kinda...
mostly transform my raw materials into medical herbs, beer, liquor and shit.
Hard work but it allow me to work shirtless in the fields.
>>37599198
> applied online
ahh i doubt i'd get asked to come in for an interview then since i've never had a job before so my resume doesn't look too spectacular
it's worth a shot tho
>>37599212
Dude, just list some activities and such; if you seem like a motivated and hard working individual they'll hire you. Hell pop in a few times and make a connection, never hurts
>>37599148
Nah not really, I don't sell as the dumb shit you see advertised, 90% of my business is for endurance athletes (gels, recovery aids etc)
>>37599198
Yeah. The attractiveness of stable but otherwise shit jobs goes way up when the economy as a whole is in the shitter.
I did it for years on nightshift (and once made an absolute killing when they accidentally scheduled me for overtime during easter). Nowadays I make like $25 an hour on dayshift as a utility reader. Pays a bit worse but I get to have a social life outside of work.
>>37598373
IT project manager. vague shit, code reviews, scrum master, some software architecture stuff but i'm not that smart about those things
>>37598373
i do sales of ilegal recreational substances
i also work at school
>>37598889
Why not just smang them after they graduate and before they leave for college? That's what I would do.
>>37598373
Paramedic.
I sit at home now for work and run a company half the day five days a week. Free to lift and do whatever I want for usually 10 out of 12 hours, work nights. If I want to leave and do extra work I can and make 30-40% more, but don't have to. ~40k annually.
Just finished the second year of my undergrad in Biotechnology
Looking to get a lab-bitch job someplace that has a desire to underpay desperate undergrads who need work experience. Unfortunately most places like this require that I actually have the degree first even though a monkey could be trained to do what I would be doing
But I definitely don't want to work retail again. Dealing with the public is the fucking worst
Im a graphic designer but I just quit so that I could join the army
Chef. Literally worst fucking job
>long hours
>shit pay
>shit hours so no social life
>cant even go fuck girls cos cant meet em
>>37599402
at least you're not starving in africa XD
Cactus farmer
Chemical engineer. Currently process R&D in bleaching chemicals 4 pulp & paper industry
Medical student.
The cons are predictable: long hours, no money yet.
The pros:
-high level of education on human body + continuing research, able to tell truth from lies re: fitness & nutrition
-lots of motivation. My peers let their bodies go to crap for their career, they're 30, look like they're 55, and move like they're 85 in a nursing home. Every day I see fat people taking 15-20 medications, then I see their leg amputation surgeries and directly see the crisco clogging their arteries. These people give me all the motivation I will ever need.
>>37599580
tell us about truth from lies things.
how do I get this skill?
>>37599617
Well, we spend 2 years learning the TL,DR version of all the science to date on how the human body works, then we get subscriptions to services like UpToDate so we can look new stuff up on the fly.
It makes you pretty savvy if you put in the effort.
If you can post a time stamped picture of your eyes to prove that you're white, I will tell you where to get all the info.
Industrail electrician, pretty hard and stressful at times but its good money. I recently renovated a house and sold it making 15k which took me in my spare time 6 months to do up.
>>37599650
do you use scihub?
>>37598826
Backpack full of stones, dem leg gains
>>37598844
Elon Musk?
>>37598373
data scientist
>>37599650
am no white man. why white? you a white lover?
Right now copywriting, but i´ll take a degree in pharmacy
I'm a librarian but I run a weekly satire column in my local newspaper.
You could say I'm living my dream
Car sales, premium brand in the UK
>>37598437
It's impossible to be truly dedicated to physical fitness if you aren't a NEET.
>>37598373
Railway Engineer
>>37599650
prove that you're white? what the fuck are you talking about?
>>37598373
bio lab tech at big pharm company
pay is decent, got hired for 50k instead of 45ishk when I was temp. The job is stressful, and I hate my coworker. I want to switch to software engineering.
>>37599741
Because the white man is superior.
>>37599799
Because only white people are good, I need proof that someone is white before I will voluntarily help them.
>>37598609
How are you liking it?
IT consultant, leading a team of about a handful of other guys...
Work at crown casino as a table games dealer pretty fun but have cycles of day shift then night shift which is pretty taxing but I manage my lifting cycle well enough
>>37598373
Scuba dive resort owner.
>>37599821
>I can tell lies from truth
>only white people are good
>awoke.jpg
delusions my man
>>37599791
If you truly dedicate yourself to fitness it's your job
Lifting an hour a day and sitting on your ass until the next session isn't "dedication"
>>37599862
It's true. Only white people can be good. Only white lives really matter.
Night time dispatcher for an oil drilling/production company.
My typical schedule is 12 hours a day, 7 days on, 7 days off. Pay isn't great. About $975 a week after taxes. My relief's husband has cancer or something tho so I've been working every day for the last 5 weeks.
That being said, I only actually work two days a week for about six hours. My boss works during the day, so I don't really have anyone to answer to. The only reason I'm there every day is on the off chance a hot job comes up (less than once a week) and I have to coordinate between our crew and the company to make sure the shit gets where it needs to be. Typically takes less than an hour.
I usually bring my Playstation and watch Netflix or play Mass Effect or some shit. I read about three books a week, and I'm starting to play with CourseRA to get a better grasp of mathematics. Also working on learning Spanish. I can sleep through the entire day if I feel like it, just gotta wake up every couple hours or so to check e-mails and whatnot and keep a radio nearby.
I really don't feel fulfilled with my job, but it's gravy. It's just a nightmare trying to find time for the gym. It's an hour transit each way plus the 12 hours there, so I haven't lifted in like 3 weeks.
Considering just learning as much as I can with all this free time, saving up money, and finishing my Engineering degree some day. I figured I'd be way further in life by 24. Still live with my damn parents cause student loans and how many people are getting laid off in the oilfield. Might just buy a few acres of rural land, build a cob house or something, and live a peaceful forest life. Or maybe both.
Thx for reading my blog :)
>>37599650
Lmao all these butt hurt lessers
>>37599885
Negative, I was in the Navy and traveled to 75% of Pacific Asia and they are ultimately more altruistic and willing to sacrfifice for others than goddamn Eurofats and Amerifats, so lost in decadence and false superiority. Also don't forget where the "white man" gets his form of government and philosophies.
>>37599885
I've got blond hair and blue/green eyes--can I have it?
>>37599910
So? They're brown. Even if they are nice they are still worse.
>>37599920
Yes. Give me a throwaway email or something.
>>37599992
There's no winning with idiots, but I will secede from debate if you can give me ONE legit fact as to why only white people can be good; besides that your GF left you for a black man or you co worker who happens to be Indian is better than you
>>37598373
I teach english to honorary aryan ching chongs in South Korea.
It's a nice gig- not too hard, hours aren't terrible, food's good.
To keep this /fit/ related there are a shit ton of rolling mountains/big hills (?) that are criss-crossed with hiking trails. Running is hella intense on those shits. Koreans also have shitloads of little fitness stations situated along their trails.
You'll get an elliptical or two, pull-up bars, dip bars, bars for elevated push ups, plates you spin on (I honestly don't know what the fuck they're supposed to do), peck decks without weights attached (Fucking worthless) and some other garbage.
I stick to the pull-up/dip/elevated push-up bars
>>37599992
[email protected]
And proof of my whiteness
>>37598373
Architect
almost only DYELs in this business so not hard to stand out
>>37598559
hows the kids?
>>37599291
I want to go into paramedics, can you tell me a bit about it? I'd like to hear someone's personal views of the career
>>37600021
If white people aren't the best race, why do browns want to flood into white countries instead of whites wanting to mass immigrate to Somalia?
Hitler was a great man, but he fell short in allowing some nonwhites to be "honrary aryans."
>>37600129
fuck off nazi scum this isn't the place for you
>>37600068
Alright bro, sent the info.
>>37600167
Well I'll be damned. Thanks Dr Adolf.
I'm curious, don't you think that you may have a hard time hating non-whites in the medical field? I mean a lot of browner people get sick too, and you're pretty much obligated to help them.
>>37600159
You don't decide where I go, I do.
>>37598445
>payed
Fund manager.
>>37600192
Well that's the thing: giving them pharmaceutical drugs isn't helping them, it's profiteering.
Helping them would be getting their diet/exercise right. FWIW, I'm not talking about 5x5 and calorie counting, I'm talking high volume exercise an actual health food.
Instead, we let them eat burgers and then sell them cholesterol lowering pills, let them drink frappuccinos and then sell them diabetes pills, then charge them to get their diabetic legs chopped off.
Medicine is more horrible than most people could possibly imagine, especially since most of it is so preventable.
>>37598373
None. I'm a housewife. Feels bad, desu. I'm going back to school to be an elementary school teacher.
>>37600129
Because America and European economy is top notch. With the Eurocentric American capitalist mind that means "we da best #1" yet we fall short of many other standards (standard of living, education, healthcare) has an amazing economy and helps them escape poor conditions set into place by a government they were born into. Hitler was a crybaby nationalist who got extreme because Austria cucked his culture. He uses modern day Trump tactics and was into Reactionary government. He also was playing into "The sins of my fathers hurrr durr" Mein Kampf was his boohoo diary and he was destined to fail.
>>37600248
if imperialism, slavery, murder, greed, and economy rigging means "only white people can be good" then fuck it I guess i'm evil bro
I'm a Marine Corps officer. Cool job but the pt is set up to make you lose gains
>>37600248
You sound pretty #triggered.
Have you tried crying? Maybe that would solve the problem.
Game warden
>>37598373
bird keeper
gay for pay porn star
>>37600284
What? Tell us more. You get paid to be in the outdoors, that has to kick ass. You're an IRL WoW GM.
Professional Overwatch player. Considering joining Air Force..
>>37600232
You seem like a pretty devilish guy.
I don't agree with you on a personal level, but I can respect your bizarre racially driven sociopathy. I'd love to do mushrooms with you.
>>37600248
>tiger parents
>education system that stifles creativity and innovation
>salarymen
>pathetic culture of idolizing the west
>obsession with looks and superficial quantities
>insanely high suicide rates in developed parts of asia
fuck off weeb, western europe and north america are objectively the best places to live on the planet. i took the liberty of assuming these other ethnic groups you were referring to were ping, chang, chong and other gooks, as there's no way you could have been referring to any other group of non-whites.
>>37599781
Luke?
>>37598855
Tell us more senpai
>>37598606
> Nuclear engineer
> Still can bench 4pl8
Only when you're angry, right?
>>37600124
It's okay for me considering I'm in my early 20s. I don't plan on doing it very much longer though. The pay is okay, but nothing special. Sometimes you feel kinda cool by doing a good job, catching on to something well or doing something that you don't get a chance to do often, but overall it's a lot of sitting around waiting to deal with some bullshit that you don't want to do. People also call 911 for the stupidest of reasons and the calls that are worthwhile are few and far between.
Ultimately, if you're interested in medicine, go into nursing or be a doctor or something. There's more room for advancement and being a medic doesn't get you very far in life.
>>37598373
Line cook
>>37600246
Sounds hot, post pics
>>37598414
Not really. Programming is just sitting down and writing some code in any language. Software engineering is a large-scale process involving different roles including architecture, development, and testing with the intention of building a robust, sound finished product, much like other forms of engineering such as Mechanical, who similarly sit at a computer all day and put together shit virtually.
In essence, "Engineering" doesn't mean going out and getting your hands dirty trying to get a train to run again gramps
General in austrian military
>>37600296
hello kali
Preschool teacher :')
>>37600260
I feel ya. Army Transportation officer here. Putting gains on is almost a second job.
>>37600943
Can you do software engineering with a computer engineering degree?
Just finished a literally useless degree at university. Applying for shitty customer service jobs and even then it's only based on the fact that I get to lie on my CV and say that I worked at my Uncle's company in London for 2 years.
I wanted to go into the probation service but I have to wait another 4 years before I will even be considered due to criminal record.
>>37600994
Wouldn't the company know you lied on your CV when they do a background check and find that there is no record of you working there?
Systems engineer
>>37601011
Most employers never do such a thing if your background is coherent.
>>37598373
Air Force air traffic controller. AIR FORCE THE FITTEST BRANCH IN MIND AND BODY
>>37599859
>but have cycles of day shift then night shift which is pretty taxing but I manage my lifting cycle well en
HAHA Holy fuck me too. going on night shift soon
>>37601011
It depends how thorough the background checks are I guess. My Uncle owns the company and he's willing to say that I worked there so I'd be really surprised if they started asking for pay-slips or some shit.
>>37599357
how were gen eds lmao
>>37599380
>joining the worst branch
>>37599910
>joining the second best branch
Psychologist
>>37598404
coding monkey?
HVAC engineer/designer
I work in theatre as a carpenter and I design & make stage props
>>37601141
>engineer
>designer
Pick one. Do you have a 4 year degree or not? If so you are an engineer, if not you are a designer.
>>37601177
I have engineering degree and i design HVAC systems.
Is this for a poll? I work in finance. I didn't think people around here were this educated. I thought /fit/ was mostly lurked by unqualified/low-wage workers.
>medical billing
I have an associate's in computer programming.
>>37598650
>on the Moon
>clean ayylmao50plate before OHP
>fly to the outer space
>>37601211
Unqualified, no. Low wage, likely yes. I have a legal right to practice law in the UK but that doesn't mean I'm not currently an entry-level carer.
>>3760005
Do Koreans have normal full size gyms?
>>37601232
I honestly believed most of you dropped out in high school.
>>37599902
Sounds pretty good desu. As long as your putting the down time to something productive, you'll advance in life.
Doctor, start my ophtalmology training next year
DYEL though
>>37598373
Amateur bodybuilder
>>37598993
Chinese?
>>37598373
Bank teller
>>37601282
Natty? Post body?
>>37598650
That would be a 8plate OHP on earth.
>>37601211
Volunteer bias or whatever you call it.
Make a dick size thread or a height thread or whatever and the average dick size will be like 7" and height will be 6'
>>37601318
So what? Half these answers are lies?
>>37601259
Why, though? I mean, I took a scholarship at Oxford, I like to think I'm vaguely academic. My impression of /fit/ has always been that the majority of users are similarly so.
>>37598855
That's a fancy way of saying you're a school canteen chef
>>37601339
No. People who work at McDonald's aren't posting in this thread. Just like dicklets and manlets wouldn't either.
Army nurse
>>37598373
>have degree in environmental studies
>only out of college for 2.5 years
still finding a career path. Consulted for an electrical installation company for 9 months, worked at a national park for a summer, worked at the firestation headquarters for 7 months, and just started a permanent job at a high end shipping/receiving and doc processing place.
Going in for army radio operator.
>>37600961
Yup I'm Motor T Officer. I'm determined to get my Marines out of hungry skeleton mode
rocket scientist
>>37601547
Relu plz go.
>>37600754
kek
>>37601436
>25C
As a signal officer I can tell you you are making a mistake. 25Cs are not useful at all in a garrison environment. I have Charlies in my unit but my Bravos are infinitely more useful because they get to do their job (IT support) all the time. My Charlies have learned and adapted, but damn it's gotta suck to never do your MOS.
>>37599778
Dom?
>Consultant
>Oil industry
>30hr/wk
>90k/yr
I could definitely earn more elsewhere, but I'd have to work more. Guess I'll just cruise while I can.
>>37600988
yes I have friends who graduated with BS computer engineering and ended up in software. Given the choice I'd go with computer science though. Lots of the technical data structures/algorithms classes are really pretty useful for writing efficient code
>>37598891
>during the summers
Man I really wish I didn't have to work year-round. Fuckin kills my social life for 2/3rds of the year
>>37601583
Is there any reason I should still go into it? I leave for basic in a month and I already signed for the mos.
>>37600058
qqqqq, why did you leave the chat?
Currently studying mechanical engineering and interning at a large paper company. I want to go into the consulting industry after I graduate.
Small business owner but I think I'm going to cash out and move on. Stress just isn't worth it anymore.
>>37601721
You travel much?
>>37598373
gym cashier for summer
>>37598373
starting truck driving soon
getting CDL permit on monday and taking classes soon after.
starts at ~$40k a year and I have a friend that im doing at all with, so after we both get 1000 hours under our belts, we can be a duo and start making $~70k a year with benefits and retirement plans
eventually we'll start our own businesses with the money we save up
I am a livestock farmer. Business turnover is variable due to the cyclical nature of commodity prices.
I'm in the process of moving to Vietnam to teach English
>>37602018
Do you guys do brojobs with each other on the road?
>>37602102
hes not fem enough
I only do that to guys taking estrogen.
I have standards, okay?
>>37600988
I don't know where you live but in Canada engineering is a regulated profession. Computer engineering implies that you're working with designing computer components which completely different than writing software. Without a limited license you legally could not work as a software engineer.
>>37598373
>Succubus
>Male
>1x
>>37599650
Here you go bro
[email protected]
I dig graves and drop dead people in them.
Service Industry.
Started as a host since I'm good looking and professional despite there being only female hosts at my first job.
Went as far as being a temp GM but now I'm back to just server life. Still good money but more time to focus on being /fit/ and enjoying my youth.
font designer here
hard work, shit pay, still love it.
I drive a bus around my university.
Pretty mind-numbing but it pays decently and the hours are flexible.
>tfw have to get off my bus at one corner of the campus then take another bus back to the other corner where the gym is
Commercial shit at a large construction company. Thinking of chucking it in and working in wilderness management. I'm on good money for my point in life but can't see this going anywhere. No development opportunities.
Does anybody have any experience with starting / running a business? A guy I know basically opened his own business selling pizza / pizza slices out of a van and is doing really well. I'm tempted to replicate that in my home town (he does it hundreds of miles away) but I just don't know if I have the balls.
>>37602133
>codemonkey posts Monkey
software dev. i push pixels around
>>37598904
Do you recommend geoscience?
>>37600645
i can give a brief description of the conditions
>chemotherapy and the gut
chemo affects all rapidly dividing cells in the body indiscriminately. so not only does it kill cancerous cells, but also hair and the cells of the intestine. mucositis is the inflammation and ulceration of intestinal tissue in response to mucositis and can be an important limiting factor in patient treatment and outcomes because it obviously effects their quality of life. so part of my research is looking into ways to improve these outcomes
>microbiome and permeability
a lot of people underestimate the importance of the gut microbiome which can have a profound impact on many body processes including immune function, metabolic and neurological diseases. intestinal permeability also has a profound effect on disease, as bacterial translocation can contribute to local and systemic inflammation. both the microbiome and permeability are impacted by diet and conditions like obesity, crohn's and coeliac diseases. so i investigate ways to improve permeability and how the microbiome contributes to these diseases
>>37601349
being a canteen chef would certainly be less stressful
1st year medical student. Basically, I specialize in spending thousands of dollars I don't own. It's pretty ok
I handle the importing in a logistics company
Currently studying logistics and will probably land this job as soon as I finish my studies.
Not like it matters when I'm a friendless virgin with no social life or even any real social skills. I guess I'll just work until I die alone and give my money to my brother or something.
Living the life
IT consulting
>>37600207
REKT
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I sell clothes and sunglasses at a small store in a touristy area.
A lot of Asians that barely speak English.
Bartender. It's like building a house with a wrecking ball cause I get free beer after every shift
>>37598373
programmer
Clinical lab manager. Just got the job five months ago.
My employees are all dumbass Peurto Ricans and I hate all of them. They're lazy, way behind in continuing education, completely disrespectful, and have no regard for patients' health. I'm about to start hiring a lot more people and getting rid of these fucks. The old management completely ran this lab into the ground and I didn't realize how much of a shit show I was getting into.
>QC records a fucking mess
>Multiple machines inoperable and poorly maintained
>Out of date reagents/supplies EVERYWHERE
>So little knowledge of the science behind what they're doing
>Prior audits came back so bad the lab nearly got shut down
>Techs being rude to other staff members for no reason
>Cleanliness is completely absent
I can't fucking wait to see all these old techs get scared as I hire in younger and smarter replacements.
I've been so stressed trying fix this shit that I haven't gone to the gym in two and a half months.
>>37599910
>Also don't forget where the "white man" gets his form of government and philosophies.
...from Greece?
>>37601316
gotta leave humanity behind if you wanna make lunar gainz brah.
infantry
>tfw lost 35lbs in ranger school
Esthetics and going to school for massage therapy, plan to camp out at competitions and rub on sore people for cash 8)
Day job at the present is applying individual lash extensions
http://youtu.be/JIWRxQxL3O8
police officer
>>37603799
tell us more
thinking about becoming a cop desu
>>37603735
imagine all the gains you'll lose in SERE training.
>>37598373
optometry(opticians)
Air force Fighter Controller
>TFW anterior pelvic tilt from sitting down so much
Halp me fit
>>37600058
Sounds great. In eurabia/ameristan those fitness station would be full of homeless crack addicts or vandalised by niggers within a week. Why can't the Anglophone world have civic pride like the chinks?
>>37603887
i actually already did sere. its a suckfest but its not long enough to kill gainz outright
residential flooring salesman
Automation engineer.
>>37601068
I've got an application in for the navy and the Cadet school too but the army seems to be moving along quicker so i'll take whichever one gets me out of this shitty industry first.
Paramedic
>>37603852
V-valik?
>>37598373
I'm a comfy man. Work hard so i can use your money to get shredded.
>>37602091
Are you looking forward to making minimum wage?
Where my m&a analyst bros at?
Merchandiser (frito lay)
>>37598652
how much does it wear you out? does it fuck up your workouts?
>>37598373
Boilermaker.
Which is just an antiquated term for welder at this point. I mean, I have made boilers, but I do a lot of stuff you would do if you carried the "iron worker" title.
>>37605665
I'll be making at least double the minimum wage here in the US and with a much lower cost of living
but yes, I am very much looking forward to the lifestyle for at least a year, or maybe longer if I like it enough
>>37605720
Grocery manager here, your merchandisers and reps are the only ones I don't want to kill all day every day. Thank you.
Civil Engineer
>Don't piss me off I'll plan a road through your house.
>>37605818
wasnt expecting anyone to reply, I know alot of vendors can be huge pricks though, especially the bread dudes. Thanks for puttin up with us
>>37605854
Yeah, some are terrible and don't get that just because they have space for backstock doesn't mean they have to use it. They just use it as a way to move more product in that sits for months. We've started declining shipments because of it, they have to credit out all the backstock to get new stuff in. Never had that issue with frito.
>>37601938
about once every 2-3 months
>>37605880
Jesus just suck each other off in the backroom already
>N-n-no homo
