Do you guys find that you got more compliments and attentions from mature women (over 40 years old) than young ones after you get fit and big?
Is it because of their life experience that they know muscular men are much better than dyel men?
awww yeah m8, I love milfs
I don't know where this 'females don't age well' theory comes from
if they take care of themselves, milfs can be superior to a fucking 18yo
milfs ftw
>>37594679
ye im ripped and ur mom likes it
>>37594679
They're running out of time, cut to the chase, you know...
>>37594689
>I don't know where this 'females don't age well' theory comes from
>if they take care of themselves
It's cus most of them don't.
>>37594679
It's because they have lower standards since they're old.
I work in an office building with at least 20 40+ some 50+ year old milfs
They're legitimately hotter than the women there my age (23) and i'd be lying if I said I'm not partially motivated to lift in the off chance one woulf fuck me
>>37594754
start lifting because i can assure you that at least one of them wants to fuck you
>>37594689
Rewind and consider what that dusty old vag felt like when it was 16 and didn't gain the "experience/mileage" it has now.
Also enjoy the autism babies.
>>37594679
Girls over 28 fucking throw themselves at everyone bro. Get over your shitty milf fetish. Most of the "milf" pornstars are 30's.
There are two categories of age in porn. Teen and milf....
>>37594785
srs question, how likely is this?
a lot of them are married and have kids as old as I am
>>37594797
>Also enjoy the autism babies.
>every girl you hook up with is someone you're going to have babies with
there's autism as an insult and then there's legitimate social confusion, and you have it
>>37594798
>a lot of them are married and have kids as old as I am
not likely
need divorce
divorced woman over 40 will likely fuck any fit male that walks their way
>>37594797
Why would I be worried about autism babies with just fucking a milf? Why would I be trying to get her pregnant?
Its like the same story with my sister. So long as we're not trying to get her pregnant its fine. You need to relax bruh
>>37594798
They really are dickhungry. Make up some thing that requires you to give them your phone number. My brain's a little too fuzzy right now to make up one for you, but you'll think of something. You lost your phone and you need them to call it with theirs. That's the best I've got for now. Whatever, bring condoms and maybe a bottle of lube. Sometimes they're a little not so great to go down on, so that's why the lube. Also, you will absolutely get HPV, so be prepared. I'm rambling, so the end.
>>37594889
is this copy pasta?
>>37594906
Not yet. I took... many trazodones.
>>37594889
>You lost your phone and you need them to call it with theirs.
Was losing your phone part of the plan?
>>37594827
Lowkey incest joke, I'm rock hard right now just thinking about it.
>>37594992
nah sorry to burst your bubble anon but pretty sure he was referring to the fact that women who have children over 40 are 2 or 3x more likely to have children with mental/physical deformities
>>37594916
u gon die
>>37595007
Reread the second part of >>37594827
You missed something.
>>37595025
Settle down, bitch. It was somewhere between 3 and 25. I'm good. I'm real good.
>>37594889
>HPV
I mean, yeah, but who actually counts that?
>>37594689
mom plz go
>>37594679
No it's because after the age of 30 your test production goes down between 1-3% a year. By the time you're their age you're lucky to wank once a day.
This translates directly to : they hardly get laid, and most 40 year old men are fat.
>>37594798
I have fucked 2 married older women in my office, the third one wants it but to her credit she's being loyal, another one is actively trying to fuck me and I'm just not about that. There's another one that wants to but she's a lot younger and seriously awkward/autistic/sheltered. She'd be cute af though if she cut a little weight
>>37595170
cool story bro, how's the hollywood script writer career going?
>>37594689
yeah yo, my aunt has been working out and jogging pretty much every day between 20-50. she looks better than women 20 years younger than her, it's crazy. my uncle is one lucky bastard, she got the big ass hips and everything.
>>37595191
Obviously you don't work in an office. If you're younger, fit, and even borderline charismatic then it's the easiest shit
Then again, I have been with more married women than single women so maybe it's just me.
>>37594798
>srs question, how likely is this?
>a lot of them are married and have kids as old as I am
About as likely as getting heads on a coin flip.
Infidelity is pretty common in marriages in the U.S. nowadays thanks to the jews.
They're just tired of men their age being fatties. Which most are.
If you are a 35+ with a decent job, face, and in shape/not a run down piece of shit, the world is your milf oyster.
>>37594889
They're definitely dickhungry, I was in college and I thought this girl was 26 or something, 35 wanted that young college fuccboi
>>37595191
swooping in on a taken chick is easier than a single one
remember, she sees you at your best while she sees her husband's skid marks in his underpants when she does the laundry
>>37595107
Well, you don't want to go back to 20-33 year olds and tonguefuck cervical cancer into them if you don't have to. Why the fuck aren't HPV vaccines a required thing?
>>37595277
Autism scares. But they really should make HPV vaccines mandatory.
>>37594889
>mfw
>>37594679
I work for a pool construction/maintenance company and last week, at the house I was at, I had the wifes friend, a brunette with a really nice ass start chatting with me "do you workout? you must need to be strong for this job" lol.
I'm 19 I aint used to MILFs brehs. But from what I hear, they're actually easier to get with than younger girls cuz there's no bullshit games
>>37595455
If they're into you, you're gold. They don't want a relationship, they don't need you to take them to the movies or some shitty expensive italian restaurant. They want your cock in their vagina. If they don't call you again, you're not big enough or you don't know how to fuck. You are replaceable.
>>37595479
How to get milfs?
>>37594679
all the milds I've flirted with like thin guys but I'm ottermode so whatever
>>37595948
*milfs
>>37595970
Moms I'd like to DISEASE
>>37595246
Why fuck milfs when you can fuck 18 year old high school girls?
>/fit/ regulars talking like they can actually get consensual pussy, regardless of age
you guys really have lost your mind
older women do butt stuff without even blinking
stuff they wouldn't even do for their doormat hubbies
>>37594679
Its probably more that mature women feel comfortable complimenting you because you are not seen as an actual potential mate. Like old lady cashier calling you "babe", would be weird/suggestive if it was a college age girl
>>37595205
Same. My aunt is 68 and looks like shes in her early 30s. She has never drank, smoked, done any of those dumb diets women do, eats very healthy, and does a 5 day split. My uncle thats married to her is the exact same only hes a bit older and a complete manlet but still looks amazing for his age.
itt: 10,000 brazzer video views
Older women will get sopping for any decent-looking young guy
>>37594689
>if they take care of themselves, milfs can be superior to a fucking 18yo
That's the problem though. The vast majority of women don't exercise, eat like shit and drink excessive amounts of alcohol. They don't realise that if they continue this behaviour into their 30s, their bodies/physiology will be irreparably damaged and they'll look like used up, old bags.
>Tfw you realize how perfect the world would be if everyone was an autistic /fit/izen
>>37595262
never thought about it that way, tnx
>>37596783
This is true. I sometimes compliment mature women at my work and they love it. But I barely do it with girls of my age.
I still get to bang a fifty something yo woman and she's still the best fuck I ever had. It doesn't matter that her body can't be compared with the tightest teenager, she begs for cock and takes it in all the way possible. Everytime I fuck her I end completely exhausted and covered in sweat, vaginal fluids and cum. And sometimes blood [spoiler]and shit[/spoiler]
>>37599663
How did you manage to fuck her? where did you meet?
>>37599693
I met her at work, fixed her car
>>37599717
And how did it go from fixing her car to fucking her?
>>37595222
Tell their husbands desu. Don't leave a bro in a mud.
>>37599757
Well, there was a lot of flirting and shit, she acted really gratefull and playful, I told her she could call me if the car gives any problem "or anything else you need", and a week later she phoned me asking if I could take a look at something in her kitchen, but she actually wanted to fuck.
I took the risks to go full berserk on her ass and turned out she enjoyed it. She still calls me from time to time, and it's been threee years since that.
Got a few funny stories
>>37599798
you got any pics to share
>>37599846
Nope. She has decent tits and ass, her belly is already hanging, wich is her worst feature, but honestly, I don't care. About her face, she looks a lot like Nina Hartley, and I fucking love it.
Once I met a guy, kinda my age, at her door. I was a little upset but she told me he was his son. I felt guilty for the poor bastard.
And I know she has a daughter, but doesn't want to talk me about her. For what I heard, she might be 17 yo o something like that. Gotta met her someday.
I've had the best sex in my life with a 42 years old woman. They know how to take a cock and please a man. Plus they are more open minded in sex.
Much better than the 20 years old spolied sluts full of special snowflake delusions
>>37599798
greentext time
>>37599798
how /fit/ are you? stats?
>be 30
>dont smoke, hardly any wrinkles
>/fit/ no belly, avoid beer like the plaque
>every i know and met says i barely look a day pass 20
>all the milfs in their 40s I've fucked have a young guy (in their 20s) fantasy
Life is good
I noticed I get more looks from MILFs at the gym and at the grocery store than girls my age. Feels good.
>>37595479
>twisting this in the minds of readers so that the power balance is tipped in favor of the women
why do people go on 4chan to post shit like this?
anyone reading this don't fucking listen to this guy who is falsely establishing it as "these milfs can find any old dick you better be good enough or they'll drop you".
fact of the matter is most milfs that are alone are alone for a fucking reason: they are either crazy or stupid as fuck or associate with dangerous ass people.
its never a matter of you not being good enough for them, its a matter of you not getting suckered into thinking you need to impress them because once the power tips in their favor, it will never go back the other way.
>>37600870
Has it ever accured to you that some milfs are married and have children, yet they are bored of their fucking shitty life, and they are looking for a younger guy to have some fun time?
I'm not even lying, a milf that I'm banging was married, and she told me "you make me feel like I'm 15 again"
>>37601337
Forgot to metion, that this milf used to come into my appartment, and I banged her brains out. Then we went out drinking at the bars. It was something her husband never did. There are some types of milfs that are bored of their life, and they are looking for a young guy to have some new adventures.
Not all milfs are crazy, stupid or dangerous.
>match with 42 yo milf on tinder
>talk about everything including sex
>skype the next day (today)
>she has e cup titties
>is fit yet has amazing totties and ass
>invites me over
>going to her in a few hours
BREHS IM BERVOUS AS FUCK PLS HELP
>>37594689
My nigga
>tfw you catch your mom looking at your arms mid-conversation
What does this mean?
>>37594679
It's because they're sick of their lazy, flabby husbands.
>>37601391
calm down you're 99% of the way there
>>37601391
Just be calm. She clearly wants the dick. If you are very anxious, have just ONE glass of wine before getting to her place. Don't drink too much, because you wont be able to get it up
True. I coach track and the secretary and another teacher both complimented me on my 'nice legs' during a few practices.
>>37601391
Jerk off a few hours before you go. You'll get your nervous nut out of the way.
Remember she's more interested in you than you are in her.
>>37601391
Be sure to play with her nipples. Older women love the sensation.
Yes usually get looks from milfs wonder if they're sexually deprived at home.
>>37601459
>42 yo
>>37601586
>>37601665
>>37601683
I'm leaving now
Nervous as hell brehs
Lord pls help me
>>37594679
They see you as the perfect boy toy, an insecure man child hiding his deep seeded personal issues; the perfect bimbo to take advantage of. Basically you check all the boxes to the stupid stereotype
>>37594724
Most guys don't take care of themselves either, pointing out women as if they're the lesser sex is retarded. Males are the ones less likely to put on sunblock and moisturize as well as less likely to eat a decent diet. Most males I've run into start getting wrinkles in their early 20s and don't do anything about it
>>37602123
Don't think of it as nerves, think of it as anticipation
then just go bang the shit out of her, no big deal
make this face as you cum
>>37595277
Because the medical community in the states doesn't act in the best interest of the people, it acts in beat interest of the moneys flow. It would be more costly for them to mandate them. Ffs most people can't afford to even see a doctor
>>37594679
The correct term is post wall women, and post wall women just want to think "they've still got it".
Who the fuck cares what post wall women think.
>>37595007
Aside from.the fact that most the guys here probably rightfully don't want kids, guys also have increased chances of giving birth to defective babies as their junk ages. Your penia does not make you immortal fyi
>>37599796
He's not their "bro" if he's willingly sleeping with their wives. He'd be a bro if it was an "oops she didn't tell me or could see she was married " situation. This Guy just dgaf
How the fuck does one meet milfs?
Nowadays its easy as fuck to find girls your age but milfs?
Officedudes need not apply
>>37602174
Reddit pls
Are you aware how sexual capital works? Older women are less attractive because their fertility degrades with age while a man's does not. In fact an older man can be very attractive to women if they have acquired more resources over their years.
Gender egalitarianism is nonsense.
>>37600870
Sexual balance is one of the few power dynamics that is tipped if favor of women. Ffs at least they get something
>>37598256
Guys aren't much better. The stats for males tells us humans in general are fat and lazy. Why does everything have to be twisted around into bitter angry neckbeard hate for half the population?
>>37602259
See if your city has a Blue Martini. Kind of like the cliche place for milf hunting. If not find any Martini bar, and try them on ladies nights.
They are more overt about it. I hooked up with a 20 year old a while back and it was only after I took of my shirt did she comment on my body. Some girls that age comment on me when they are especially brazen, but they tend to make a quick innocent remark then pull back. I am working with some older women for the summer and to say they don't hold anything back is an understatement. It is likely a mix of desperation and just not caring at that age oppose to being in a post-epiphany state of mind.
>>37599922
>but doesn't want to talk me about her
lol, wonder why
>>37602215
I had no money and constant tachycardia for an unknown reason. I went to a free clinic. They took care of me, got me tests, found out what was wrong, gave me medication, and it didn't me cost a dime. A lot of people just aren't aware that there are free clinics around.
>>37600870
You, sir, have confused MILFs with old skanks.
women age like milk
men age like wine
>>37604173
LMFAO yeah ok
as if any hot 18-21 year olds are gonna be interested in some 50 year old regardless of how much money you have.
enjoy being cucked by all of her cockblocking friends too when they call you grandpa and all of the fucking beta chad-wannabes end up alpha posturing over ur bitch ass.
women don't like older men past maybe 5 years MAX unless u are talking about women older than 30+ at which point who gives a fuck about those used up dried cunts.
the ONLY way to get hot 18-21 year olds is to be literally less than maybe 27 and rich and attractive.
anything older and ur "aged like wine" will be something that only used up soccer moms appreciate
>>37594689
>>37594679
>fucking women who have been with hundreds of men
>>37604229
triggered roastie mad
>>37604173
*good looking men who take care of themselves age like wine
FTFY
>>37599663
>blood and shit of a 50 year old woman
why, at least get shitdick from a cute girl
>>37599922
>I was a little upset but she told me he was his son. I felt guilty for the poor bastard
that poor guy must feel like shit..
If you fuck girls older than you or more than 4 years younger, you're beta as fuck and will never make it
>>37595948
I'm about mid-otter trying to cut the last of this winter belly away. I'm fucking a 55 y/o southern beachbunny type for a few weeks now, she says I have the perfect body for her and said she prefers if I don't get any "musclier."
>be me just a few hours ago
>fucked once last night, once this morning
>i'm goofing off flexing and she's halfway out the door to her car and makes the "musclier" comment
>shove my hand down the back of her black stretchpants
>fingering her from behind
>pull down stretchpants and bend her over in my front doorway
>start fucking her, entire neighborhood could easily see and hear
>ask her if she wants it harder
>she responds yes
>tell her I need to get bigger as I ram her harder
>ask her does she want me to get bigger
>YES YES YES
>fuck her harder until we both come
>wipes off and pulls up stretchpants, tries to play it off stumbling to her car while guy watering his lawn darts gaze back and forth between me and her
i'm sure she won't mind if i get a little bigger
>>37604455
>or more than 4 years younger
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>37604455
>>37604473
post pics faggot
>>37604473
>she says I have the perfect body for her and said she prefers if I don't get any "musclier.
t gains goblin
I'm a fucking autist when it comes MILFs. What to do /ft/? One of them is hitting on me, but she's married. She's a genuine PAWG, small waist, big thighs, fat ass, nice hips, but I have no idea how to seal the deal.
>>37605121
>stealing the deal with a slutty MILF pawg
enjoy std
>>37605207
t.triggered
>>37605378
you really think a girl with has big boobs and a big ass with a small waist that's also slutty/forward while being older, so they'd have more chances for sex, would be unlikely to have an STD?
>>37604255
>any woman wanting to fuck with you who have been with no women
>>37605492
>grammar
>>37604229
At my rockclimbing gym there was a small group of maybe 10-ish girls, all looked around 18. They started talking among themselves about whats the oldest guy they would consider going out with.
vast majority gave the number 30. 1 of em said 23 and the other said she doesn't care as long as he's hot.
So while not scientific at all...For all you late 20 bro's out there who aren't in shape but still want some young pussy, you don't have much time left.
Although I assume their age limit is only in effect if they LOOK 30 max. If a guy is 33 but looks 25 but she's into him I very much doubt she would say no.
>>37600347
I wasn't fit at all
>>37600071
I already told you what I remember
>>37603876
well, if there's a chance for a threesome I have to meet her
>>37604389
No, seriously, I felt bad for him at first. Then I thought it was kinda hot and fuck his mom hard in the ass against the wall that divides her bedroom from the living room. I wanted him to hear us.
>>37604367
She's the one I met that enjoy anal the most. She even begs for it. I've done it with younger girls, but they barely tolerates it. and you can't get shit on your dick wearing a condom. This milf won't get pregnant, so we never use those.
Yes, once I got an small infection from her ass, but wasn't a big deal.
And she also loves to do it while on her period, feels very different.
I think I found a sex goddes. If only she could take a dick deep on her throat...
>>37599922
>I was a little upset but she told me he was his son
>his
faggot detected
>>37605656
Fair enough, anal isn't even that good compared to pussy what matters is the FACT youre fucking some girls ass which feels best when she's "pure" and "pretty", but that's just me in that doing kinky/taboo stuff with someone who'd look like they'd do it diminishes the fun.
>tfw fucking your qt3.14 crushes ass
is the best feeling in the world
>condom for anal
jesus anon tell her to wash her ass
>>37605699
If that's the only error I made I'm happy. Your language is retarded
>>37605710
>isn't even that good compared to pussy
Nah, it felt more tight, the access is better, her moans and reactions are better. I understand the feeling of doing something filthy to an inocent creature, but sometimes you want a soul mate as depraved as you to go on a sexual marathon. That's the kind of relation we have
>condom for anal
you should ALWAYS wear a condom, for everything. Do what I say, not what I do.
>>37605768
>Nah, it felt more tight, the access is better, her moans and reactions are better
maybe since the girl I had anal with liked butt stuff and I was careful to warm her up to the idea I got her to enjoy it.
>tfw raising a girl to be kinky
yiss
But I do understand what you're saying dead fish isn't fun to fuck because part of the fun is seeing the pleasure and reactions of the women. Good luck on your endeavors anon just dont lose sight for the young qt's
>you should ALWAYS wear a condom, for everything. Do what I say, not what I do.
Benefits of a long term relationship anon is you never wear a condom
>>37605802
>dont lose sight for the young qt's
Oh, I don't. I've been training a 21 yo (I'm 30, btw) in BDSM and anal stuff and it was a blast. I like the whole spectrum, from the youngs to the milfs
>>37605802
>Benefits of a long term relationship
That's different. But I'm not looking for that.
OP you mom doesn't count.
>>37601391
>>37601391
>>37601391
>>37601391
BREHS
I FUCKING DID IT
I WENT TO HER PLACE
WE TALKED FOR LIKE AN HOUR
THEN WE FUCKED
I ATE HER OUT FOR AT LEAST TWENTY MINUTES
SHE CAME 2-3 TIMES
THEN I FUCKED HER
HER FUCKING TOES WERE CURLED UP (SHE WASN'T LOOKING SO I CHECKED JUST BECAUSE SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS SO INTENSELY ENJOYING IT)
HER NAILS WERE IN THE MATTRESS
SHE KISSED MY HAND WHILE I WAS FUCKING HER MISSIONARY
THEN I MASAGED HER
AND THEN WE FUCKED AGAIN
BREHS
BREEEEHS
BREEEEEEEEEEEEHS
IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD
AMAZING BODY SHE HAD
I'M TOO FUCKING EXCITED
ALSO I THOUGHT I WENT TOO DEEP BUT THEN SHE JUST PUSHED MY INSIDE OF HER AS DEEP AS POSSIBLE THEN SHE KIND OF RUBBED UP AGAINST ME LIKE SHE ENJOYED MY BEING IN HER CERVIX OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
IT
WAS
SOOOO
FUUUUCKKINNNGGGG
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD
>>37607544
Making it.
>>37607544
Well done.
>>37602174
Dude didn't say men take care of themselves either, just that most women don't. Way to be triggered.
I mean, I agree with what you're saying, but its way off topic.
>>37594679
I'm 41. I don't normally go for older women, but I hooked up with a 50 year old woman a few months ago and it was the best sex I've ever had.
>>37607544
I want to be able to go too deep :(
>>37607544
Nice one family. Happy for you.
>>37604173
I love cheese and I love wine idgaf
>>37605577
They're opinions change with every year they get older. Around 25 they'll go as far as 40+ with significant bank accounts
>>37594679
Yes.
Mostly because they're more polite. Girls my age, early twenties, are too self obsessed.
