have you ever been /fit/ shamed?
No because I don't lift and neither does most of this board
No because I look DYEL lol
No because that would require me to be /fit/
>>37567211
Same here xd
>>37567190
I went to liberal arts college and when I started lifting a bunch of my friends would get all defensive when I brought it up (not autisticly just saying "I'll come over when I'm done at the gym" etc). Some of them would make remarks about things like bodybuilding and sports being "toxic masculinity" in my presence without them really being relevant in the conversation. Passive aggressive crab bucket mentality mostly.
>>37567272
Liberal arts students are fucking terrible
>go to party
>some kid ive never met is already piss drunk when i show up
>"Oh look who just showed up everybody mr bodybuilder is here!"
>ignore and start having a good time with friends
>30 minutes later kid confronts me
>"We get it bro youre swoll, if youre so tough why dont you punch me in my eye"
>Reject his offer, he starts yelling at me to punch him in his eye as everyones attention is now turned to us
>everyone is on board with it and is urging me to do it
>Leave the situation and go smoke a blunt with my friends
why cant i enjoy my gains in peace, i didnt ask for this
>>37567363
>We get it bro youre swoll, if youre so tough why dont you punch me in my eye
I've heard similiar things myself. Although I don't get why people think you automatically get in fights just because you go to the gym. I once met one of the strongest guys in my country and asked him if anybody ever tried to pick a fight with him and he said yes. And this guy was the size of a small car. People are stupid.
>>37567363
>smoke a blunt
Confirmed never gonna make it, I bet you drank alcohol and didn't get at least 8 hours of sleep that night as well.
socko has, kek.
>>37567272
the girls must have been real easy pickings if that was the type of male population
>>37567408
Idiots let their reading insecurities get the better of them and feel like they have to prove you're no better than then, even though neither you nor anyone else suggested that was the case
>>37567190
Used to be fat and people didn't think much of me, no I'm fit and they think I'm some Chad. I get asked if stuff is part of my diet whenever I go out to eat with friends. I end up eating twice what they do and they stare at me
>>37567434
nah i dont drink. Id rather get high than poison my body like a pleb.
>>37567318
Liberal arts student here. You're right, most are fucking scum. Not all of us though, and plus there's nothing sexier for most girls than a shredded dude that knows his arts and literature.
>>37567444
**raging insecurities. Fucking autocorrect.
>>37567408
its usually manlets just trying to assert their dominance
>>37567190
this fat fuck
>i was walking around in the street and i saw this landwhale and her minions rioting because muh fat acceptance
>she start babbling at me because i look like a monster infront of them, and called me names like "gym rat"
>ignored her
>she runs up to me and hits me
>ohyes.png
>pull CC and shoot
>im sorry officer i though my life was in danger
>get gun taken from me but i dont care i got others
>>37567535
>Relinquishing your firearm
>being a real American
Pick one
>>37567535
Did you do any damage?
>>37567535
>based on a novel on a true story
This is just sad
>>37567535
Holy shit man, link to news story? I've got my CC also but don't think I could shoot someone unless it was a nigger trying to rob me or something (california).
>>37567574
i dont live in america
>>37567659
i shot her in her right tit, does that count?
>>37567711
no news, since i live in a place where shootings are a normal thing
>>37567481
Manlets are the fucking worst man, I'm not mean to shorter people like most of /fit/ but they always look at me with scorn, especially nigger manlets. Asians and Latinos can deal with being shorter than most people and are generally funny and have good personalities, white manlets are antsy and a bit disrespectful around you, but when it comes to blacks they're just always trying to pick a fight with you for being taller than them.
Yes.
>i was at a pool party
>got there late, because i was lifting
>Im 6'2 and only 77kg but ~6,8% bf according to calipers
>take off my shirt and one skinnyfat DYEL yells omg you must have no life
>other dyels join him and start saying gym is so boring and they'd rather have fun than ruin their bodies at the gym, you must be really boring etc.
>tell them to fuck off, its my choice to work out and theirs to stuff their face with shit and play computer games all night and go to my friends
fucking dyel cunts who have no discipline and like to blame it on the ones who do.
>>37567535
>this happened
I work in a small office with 2 gay dudes and 4 women. The gay dudes are into the /fit/ shit, too, so they know what the fuck's up, but the women all do their stupid Weight Watcher shit and shame the fuck out of me nearly DAILY for eating natural greek yoghurt and shit like that because it's 'boring'.
You fucking cunt this is why I can lose 20 pounds in a month and you'll keep being a fat bitch until the day you die.
>>37567766
Not America, but somewhere with fat feminists? I'm guessing... fuck I don't even know
Everyone I talk to has a friend that lifts. And they always start with the same kind of story
>yea bro, my buddy lifts
>he's, like, way bigger than you though
>>37567783
>6'2 and 77kg with 6,8% bf
>not dyel
Pick only one
>>37567817
russia
there's alot more than you could imagine
"I may be a fat fuck bro, but underneath this fat there's a lot of muscle. I could totally kick your ass if I wanted to"
>>37567434
I hope this post was a joke
>1 marijonas kills all le gains XD
>>37567535
>things that never happened
>>37567766
>i dont live in america
>i live in a place where shootings are a normal thing
This is how I know you're lying.
>>37567948
russian crime is almost never talked about/shown, lots of guns and crime in russia.
different anon.
>>37567318
This
>>37567831
>6.8% bf
Nice reading comprehension skills, buddy.
>>37567885
Kek
A fellow manlet bro was telling me how he could beat up /fit/ chads and how they didn't know how to fight.
Well, one time I had a fat girl ask me why I lift so much when I could be comfortable like she is. I simply told her that every time I see her I'm reminded of my new squat goal.
>>37567190
I bet he didn't even take a drink of that poison.
>>37568016
>>37567844
Hah, really? I've got the impression that Russians are more into physical activities than an average person. Being in shape is normal, doing some sort of training is very common or they at least throw a kettlebell around at home or something.
t. pribalti fashist
>>37567272
Those male friends sound like a bunch if women, pulling you down. Most guys would say "Dude, show me how!" at least that's what my friends say. I got my gf in fitness, too, and I didn't even need to try.
>>37568016
goddamn anon I almost spit my tea everywhere
>>37567844
чтo гopoд ?
>>37568089
I wish I could get my friends to lift, I know that a few of them are interested but I can't seem to motivate any of them enough to actually go
>tfw no gymbro
>>37568117
hahahaha
>>37568016
>>37568128
>had a skinnyfat friend start lifting with me
>was making good gains GS for a few months
>I switched up my programming into 2 day schedule to boulder more so I couldn't be there every session with him
>he stopped going to the gym, making excuses
>It's been a month now and I've stopped asking if he's coming
>he's still skinnyfat and a high functioning alcoholic destroying the gains he worked hard to get
>>37567463
>implying getting high is not the same as poisoning your body
Confirmed not gonna make it stoner degenerate
>>37567783
>6'2 and 77 kg
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>~8% bf
Total bullshit. I can't believe normies don't understand how difficult this is to actually achieve and that you have to have a good amount of muscle mass to do so and not look like death
>>37568000
He had a comma, not a decimal point, which is exactly what the OP put. Might as well have been copypasted and you're trying to call out the guy that just copied rather than wrote it. You're a fucking idiot
>>37568000
That's what you said in >>37567783 you fucking mongoloid
>~6,8% bf according to calipers
>~6,8% bf according to calipers
>~6,8% bf according to calipers
>>37568073
You're talking about the home of Pussy Riot.
>>37567206
This.
>I'm not going to get in shape because what if I get made fun of for doing so?
I love this website
>>37568360
I know what I'm talking about. My city is about 35% Russian.
Also
>140m people
>1 pussy riot
Hardly representative.
>>37568423
>320m people
>0 Pussy Riot
America!
>>37567190
when i was training a lot of people told me that im too big
I can see abs now, but it's not a real six pack. I'm curious what you guys think my bf % is and how much fat to lose before I get six pack lean. I'm new to lifting
>>37568128
Same here. One of my friends started getting into it. He started looking for gyms and creating a diet plan. This went on for like two weeks then he just stopped talking about it. Hasn't brought it up since.
>>37567948
Underrated.
>>37568498
acne%
>>37568498
Read the sticky.
You're somewhere around 20ish percent body fat. Get it down to sub 15 percent and you won't have to flex to see your abs.
Upon realizing this I hope you also realize that you're in better shape than 90 percent of the population, except for those bragging ass little African faggots walking around with their cut ass bods and AIDS.
>>37568423
Tallinn? Tere-tere.
-----------
Still a DYEL, but up 30 pounds and bartender womanlet said, "Your shoulders are looking buff! (I was wearing sleeves) I bet you could toss me around like a rag doll!"
That really hurt that she would mock my gainz like that.
>>37568117
Lol that roughly translates to what? region
>>37567466
There are plenty of things sexier than a liberal arts major m8
>>37568550
Yea what a bullying cunt
>>37568498
Probably ~15%, give not take
Definitely not this >>37568522, in fact, I would be wiling to bet you are stronger and look better than that guy
>>37568301
1/10 try harder
>>37568572
Yeah, she only works at that bar on Saturdays, so I guess I'l be going to a different bar on Saturdays.
>>37567473
"reading insecurities" works too kek, most people project the fact they're dumb as shit on others - you ever seen the average highschool english class? 80% of the kids can barely read an excerpt of a story out loud
>>37568578
He is, but he's not better looking than <insert stereotypical ethnic group here>
I'm telling my therapist about this :'(
>>37568583
but he is already trying this hard
you can literally see the despair oozing off each of his words in his pathetic attempts of a provocation
give this boy some credit man
>>37568550
Tere jah. Kus käid? Sparta siin.
>>37567535
Only in America could a story like this be told and the audience wouldn't be instantly incredulous.
>>37568655
Ma olen ameeriklane. Eesti on imeline maa. Ma sooviksin külastada Eestit ühel päeval.
>>37568054
>>37568095
>>37568156
samefagging is sad; stop it
>>37567434
topest of keks
>>37567190
No. But I'm 6'5, so most people who comment on my physique go "woow anon you're so tall".
Then you know them for a while and they want to know how much I work out and how they'll get my results without trying as hard.
>>37567363
>be 6'6" tallfag
>meet girl
>"I bet I can beat you up anon"
Every. Time.
>>37568694
Is this g-translate or you're actually learning Estonian?
>>37567844
>there's alot more than you could imagine
Yeah, nah. Now I know you made this up.
>>37568234
Sounds like me, except my lifting friend always harasses me to go to the gym. Hit a new pr of 215 on a bench press and haven't lifted since and he's been on my ass to stop being a bitch.
On one hand, it's motivating, on the other hand, we have friends that don't lift at all. Asked him why he never gives them shit, because he has higher expectations of me.
Not sure if I should be annoyed or glad that he thinks better of me than them.
>>37568734
>learning Estonian
What a waste of time.
>>37568734
Ma pean oma eesti keelt harjutama.
Not Google, I'm learning Estonian for HER
>>37568761
Kes see nägus näitsik on?
>>37568730
>mfw gym girls rush up to me at parties and want to show me their 7sec instagram vid 2.5plate deadlift thinking I'll be impressed
>>37568754
It is. All Estonians speak at least 2-3 languages and nobody speaks ours. It's a prefect secret language when travelling tho.
But then again,
>implying one could simply learn Estonian
>be at friend's birthday
>walk in and start having drinks
>fat shit dyel construction worker says "bro, gym muscles are useless, it's not functional"
>he then proceeds to ask how much I lift on everything
>is visibly impressed, then gets all defensive and tells me that he can lift up 250kg objects above his shoulder and run with it all day
>tells me he can throw a 150kg bag over a 10m wall
>tells me that he would destroy me in an arm wrestle
>i challenge him and he declines
Why are construction workers so delusional?
>>37568730
>not proving them right.
Beta fag-lord.
>>37568550
How dare she imply that you would use violence. This is what modern feminism is like.
>>37568550
You should have thrown your drink in her face for mocking you so cruelly.
>>37568781
>gym muscles
>>37568764
Kek. Reet from Saaremaa.
>>37568781
kek
>>37568824
Some other site says it's Krislin from Valga.
>>37568781
I have a buddy that lifts very heavy carpets every day, I couldn't do it, Never goes to the gym, the difference is, that's all he can lift.
They get very strong muscle recruitment patterns, and learn to lift things in the easiest;/most efficient ways. Which is also why it doesn't build muscle. The gym is about lifting in unnatural perfectly lateral patterns to gain muscle.
In the gym couldn't even put up 1 plate. Gym muscles are very functional, hence why athletes hit the gym, not do factory work
Factory work destroys health.
>>37568787
>>37568795
Needless to say, it's my "regular" bar but I won't be going there when she's working anymore.
>>37568374
>said no one on this board ever
>>37568781
Also that's every fat sack of shit
>granda talking to a younger, but still somewhat older man probably 50
>is fat
>"id rather be able to move 300lbs around than have abs and look good ya know"
>grandpa just kinda nodding
>we both know he can't lift 300, nor does he look good
>an old buddy of mine
>is fat
>"so you lifting for strength or looks"
>both
>nah brah that's gay, gotta lift for strength
Srsly, fat people are so insecure, not the strong ones, every legitimately strongfat guy I've met doesn't care what you lift for, it's the jellyrolls that pretend its all about strength.
>>37568782
I did once and she was my gf.
>>37568835
I might be getting catfished...
>>37567190
>my boyfriends cousin has bigger arms than yours
or
>don't tell me you are a virgin
fuck of gain goblins, FUCK OFF!
>>37568872
Tunnen kaasa :(
>>37568900
I have to find a grill half a planet away because no Yankee women will love me and it turns out she's not real.
>>37568886
kek ... gain goblins....
A few times
The most notable
>go to an afterparty for friend's band
>borderline homeless looking hipster kid starts chirping at me saying who brought the security guy from the show
>say im friends with the drummer and I dont work at the venue
>says hes glad i could make time for the party in between being at the gym and digging ditches
>show him and the people that have started paying attention to the commotion my pinkey ring (in Canada engineers get iron pinkey rings when they graduate)
>say I havent had to touch a shovel since I started doing RnD with Boeing
>tell the other people in the circle ill party with them later when their friend has calmed his tits a bit
>go outside and bullshit with the guys out there
>dude's girlfriend comes out and apologizes for him
>we talk for a solid hour, he comes and finds her, she tells him to fuck off
>fuck her in the garage, leave with her, fuck her more at my house
>he stays with her after it all because shes out of his league to begin with
>>37568765
I don't deadlift 2.5 pl8 yet and I am a "man" I OHP 70 kg for 1RM though at 78 kg bodyweight, so there's that, I don't really go hard on diddys because I sometimes still feel uncomfortable and I know 1 mistake can lead to a one way ticket to snap city in this exercise
>>37568993
You're not going to snap the fuck up by 120kg unless your form looks like you're attempting kama sutra with the bar.
>>37567440
Was probably a sausage fest
>go to dermatologist to get small skin rash on back examined
>old indian doc comes in
>"i might need you to take off your shirt to get a better look"
>proceed to take off shirt
>"Nevermind, just keep your shirt on i dont need you trying to show off your abs for me"
>???
>>37568978
cool story bro, i particularly like the part where the evil shit-talker gets punished by a rightful act of fucking his girlfriend, and the fact that your superiority is both moral and physical. it's like a disney movie
>>37567466
> nothing sexier for most girls than a shredded due that knows his arts and literature.
how about a shredded dude that is alpha as fuck and make a shit ton of money. This post is cancer
Not sure if this counts but
>have a nervous wreck of a little sister
>gets more distant from me as I get more swole
>eventually admits it's because muscular people intimidate her
I got her to lift with me once but she said too many people were staring and she felt embarrassed
>>37567190
not really /fit/ shaming but rather embarrassing story that happened yesterday
>just did my first leg day in a couple of months
>mainly just did bodyweight pistol squats (had to hold onto something for balance), long jumps, and bulgarian split squat
>shamelessly feel the burn after 12 sets and decide thats enough
>4 hours later
>walking in the streets on way to grocery store
>step off sidewalk onto road
>bend knee
>dont know why but i just completely gave into a squat position
>cant get out of squat position, car is forced to stop as i waddle off the road
>at least 15 people watched
>>37569043
This is the kinda stuff that makes me wish I could like comments on 4chan <3
Kek'ed happily
Cousin tells me I look like johnny bravo.
don't know if compliment or shame
>>37569149
what the fuck everyone at work called me johnny bravo today at work cause my "guns where showing"
>>37569159
it is like them trying to be funny or something.
I don't get it, I only flex when I walk past a window that shows my gains. Or else I won't even flex outside.
>At lake house Up North
>Drunk friend driving pontoon boat
>Comes into dock
>CRASHES into dock
>Deck of boat lodges onto dock
>Everybody freaks, boat not going anywhere in full reverse
>Jump onto dock
>Lift 24 foot boat off of dock and "toss" it back into the lake like it was nothing
>Out of shape friends just stare at me
>I man handle the boat into docking position and start tying it off
"Wow, Anon, all that time you've wasted at the gym finally paid off. I imagine that hasn't happened before."
>>37569202
>" all that time you've wasted at the gym finally paid off"
what an underhanded compliment
>>37568993
>"man"
>>37568655
Sparta nii ülerahvastatud ja kallis koht ju..
>>37569238
I made sure to shove the boat away from the dock as he was coming off the boat, making them fall onto the dock.
>>37569202
>up north
>lake house
Michigan detected.
>>37567466
>realises his degree is worthless
>damage control engaged
>"..a-at least chicks dig it, r-right?"
>>37569202
FIB detected
>>37567190
>>37567211
I was, and I am probably the DYELest person on this board
>>37569073
why not both?
> alpha
> shredded
> make a ton of money
> knowledgable about art and literature
sounds like a regular ubermensch to me
>>37567885
while that MIGHT be true, how the fuck do you escalate a conversation to physical violence out of nowhere
>>37569323
Ja.
>>37569358
FIB?
>>37569106
kekd irl
>>37569296
Top Kek anon. You did god's work there.
>>37569385
>current year
>not being anti-intellectualist
Confirmed for beta nu-male, sophistication is for faggots.
>>37569404
>>37569323
Fucking Illinois Bastard. But I can see that you are not.
>>37569292
Sa kirjutasid Reval valesti.
Spartas on korralik varustus, palju ruumi ja korralik ventilatsioon. Ma käin enamasti lõuna paiku või hilja õhtul. 49€ kuu pole eriti palju imho. Kus ise käid?
>>37568128
>tfw lifting alone because I can't depend on anyone but myself
>be out with friends
>some drunk strangers talk to us talking shit but no insults or anything
>I_don't_care.jpg
>one of my friends was like "Hey anon why don't you beat this fucker up for talking to us"
whyyyyy??
this happened multiple times to me but I never got into a fight in my whole life
>>37569073
Not that anon, but how about both are "alpha" in their own way, and different girls like both? I mean if you wanna go for the nerdy, artsy chicks, having money won't fucken matter. If you wanna go for the blonde, big-titted Stacies, being able to cite Byron by heart won't do you any good.
>>37569360
nah i am
>>37569104
Rape her. It's the only solution.
I never talk about lifting in social situations but it always seems to be brought up somehow. I hate it. Everyone else can talk about their e-stats and how they used to be 'single digit body fat' but the second I do, I'm either gloating or making fun of someone.
>>37569292
Päeval on ilmselt jah vähem rahvast. Ma ise käin Soome jõusaalis fitnessis-20 € kuu.
>>37569420
I know you're kidding but I wish this wasn't the prevalent attitude on 4chan...
>>37569548
>Päeval
>>37569296
You may like to clarify that this story involves a boat and a dock. I don't think you've mentioned that yet.
>>37568128
I think its better to lift alone, having someone that you drag around with you only makes your life harder
>>37569008
I guess thats true, I pull 100+ for some easy reps anyway
>>37569291
>inb4 inb4
thats why I put it in """"marks
>>37569577
Ehk siis töötundide ajal. Kaua käinud oled ja mis statsid on?
Yep, by a FA patient who came into the psych ward I work at for suicide attempt. When I was doing my intake assessment, she saw my marathon bibs and medals, and told me i was wasting my life away and shouldn't worry about exercise since life is too short. I proceded to tell her that she might want to rethink her statement since I'm very happy with my life and second she was attempting to shorten her life by attempting suicide. She got so mad she left my office and didn't come back. Someone else had to do her intake. That other person told me she was accusing me of fat shsming her because I was very insecure to the point I had to do "dangerous" exercises.
I'm glad she succeeded 2 months after she was discharged.
>>37569544
Look on the bright side anon, the fact that you're not allowed to join in bragging and are pressured into enforced humility means you actually made it.
It's like women and physical beauty. Fatties and uggos are allowed to deludedly call themselves beautiful all day long and nobody cares because it's harmless ego boosting. It's only when a genuinely beautiful woman calls herself beautiful that suddenly self-confidence is an ugly trait.
>>37569548
Ma olen poole aasta jooksul pidanud umbes 2x ootama pinki/puuri kella 6-7se tipptunni ajal.
Enamus rahvast möllab masinatega ja kui tahad tõsise tõstmisega tegeleda, siis kangid on vabad. Vajaduse korral saad tõstepõrandal ka kükke teha või suruda.
>>37569638
Sa tsiteerid suvalise poste, aga ma eeldan, et me oleme vist ainukesed eestlased siin lõngas. See tüüp vist tegi päeval-paavel nalja.
Ma olen spartas käinud aasta algusest, enne käisin TTÜ spordikas ja Fitestis. Tõstnud kokku umbes 7-8 kuud, vahepeal on pausid olnud ja muude aladega tegelenud.
Jõutõmme 130
Surumine 50
Rinnalt 70
Kükk 105
Kõik x5
>>37569638
>oled
>>37569642
I love a happy ending.
>>37568781
>>tells me he can throw a 150kg bag over a 10m wall
There goes Trump's wall kek.
>be skinny mexibro with huge backpack
>150kg in total
>Just throw me over brah
>>37568779
Went to Estonia a bunch of years ago, qt's everywhere and all around cool place
>>37568655
Esimest korda kui siin eesti keelt näha on.
Sparta on sitaks kallis ju, HC Gym on ainuke mõistlik koht. 3 eurtsi kord ja pole mingit kuutasu
>>37568840
You would probably be better at it than him after doing it for a week or 2.
>>37569592
Good point. There was a pontoon boat and a dock involved. Sorry about that.
>>37569043
>it's like a disney movie
But the real hero lost in the movie.
>>37569642
>crazy suicidal woman says i should stop exercising
>time to BTFO this bitch!
So she killed herself yee?
>>37568730
Not sure if you're being funny, but she's asking you to dominate her and wrastle her with your man strength.
>>37569698
Ma vb käiks ka seal, kui see mugavamas kohas oleks. Sparta on parima hinna/kvaliteedi suhtega koht minu jaoks. Teised variandid oleks Reval (umbne, täistopitud, kallis, räämas), MyFitness (lol) või GymLeco (pole vaatamas käinud, aga sama hind mis Spartas muidu). Arcticud jms on veel kallimad.
How do you guys know so many shitty people? I have never once had anyone shame me for trying to get fit. I had friends that actively motivated me to get muscular.
>>37569654
Thanks anon
>17
>good genetics
>bro the same
>just been swimming, it's summer
>go to supermarket for ice cream
>walk in shirtless
>seen and currently see fat guys shirtless
>get told by some 50 year old woman stacking shelves we can't have our shirts off in here
>point out fat guys
>"they aren't showing off, and are probably actually hot"
>bitch we have just finished training for a gala in indoor pool in the summer. We are hot.
>>37568550
>I bet you could throw me around like a ragdoll
>Not seeing this as an opportunity to say "come round mime sometime and I'll show you"
Never gonna make it. Or you might be homo
>>37569678
Nice, palju vanust on?
Ma hakkasin ise suht hiljuti tegelema tõstmisega uuesti. Numbrid on ikka oluliselt langenud aastatega.
Praegune seis
Jõutõmme 120
ohp 55
rinnalt 80
kükk 95
x8
>>37569777
Enjoy your ban newfriend.
>>37569756
Reval oli omal ajal päris kõva koht aga see jah aastatega langenud kõvasti.
>>37567190
I used to wear anything I wanted when I was ultra skinny.
Now if I wear fitted clothes, I'm "showing off".
>be at family reunion
>cousin's gf is there
>she's an obess bitch
>she sees me
>"you trying to compensate for something, boy? You need some more meat on your bones."
>remind her that fat is not meat, and muscle is meat
>also tell her that i am compensating for something--my high intelligence by having a masters and teaching at an university
>she storms off and tells cousin
>cousin comes and talks to me
>he heard the entire thing from the beginning and told her to shut the up or he'll break up with her disgusting pathetic ass that no one wants but him or chubby chasers
>>37569737
>passing up an opportunity to put a bitch in the dirt
beta detected
>>37568761
>Doing something to impress a woman.
>Making it
Pick one.
Also
> in b4 b b but anon she's different
>>37569762
>How do you guys know so many shitty people?
americans
>>37569791
29
>>37569802
>he hasn't aged since.
>>37568550
What a mean asshole, still this is what your mental fuel is supposed to be, to work out more even when that cunt tried to bring you down.
>>37569708
Yeah probably, it's about recruitment patterns, for that type of lifting, not really muscle.
>>37567206
what is this lift-meme everybody always talks about, but only on this board?
>>37567466
You know what girls like more?
A job
Go STEM or go home
>>37569817
new goal body
>>37569043
very funny, my dear gentleman
>>37567535
so much murica in one post.
>>37568781
Topkek, reminds me of a school reunion
>guy has had a know-it-all attitude his whole life
>this year he's training to become a carpenter
>his thing the whole evening is to greet everyone by handshake, where he will squeeze as hard as he can
>His face lights up in a smile and he gives a half-assed apology, when a girl complains about it
>"Heh, sorry, im a carpenter, we use our hands all day, we got crazy grip"
>Rambles on about how using a hammer all day really improves your grip strength
>No reaction from me on the handshake
>he starts talking about how useless gym muscles are, and that I'm actually really weak(lifts are 190kg/150kg/235kg, not too bad)
>I ask him if we should put it to a test
>He weasels out of it somehow
He also seemed to get really triggered by me knowing what he was doing, and squeezing his hand equally hard
>>37569106
I keked really hard at this
>>37569951
kek, I remember the time I had shitty lifts like you, right after I started lifting
he was right, you know, you are kinda weak
>>37570041
Back to plg, Sean
>be grad student
>I'm not exceptionally strong but it shows
>talking with colleagues in my research group about some of the gap calculations
>I say that we probably can't solve it analytically and need to use brutw force root searching
>I express my dismay at the prospect
>"haha don't worry anon you know all about brute force right?"
>mfw
>>37567821
>mfw it's true
>mfw I didn't believe them until they showed me a video of this Robert Strong looking dude squatting roflmao 7pl8
>>37567783
I hate this narrative of fit=boring
Like nigga it takes about an hour to two hours of exercise a couple days out the week and eating healthy is so easy. So annoying
>be me
>be 210 pounds (not natty so doesn't count, right? kek)
>be lean
>computer science major
>group assignment in class
>get paired with 2 dudes
>one dude is a literal "I know everything" autist with 3 fingers on one hand (not even joking, some birth defect) and won't stfu about dungeons and dragons and magic the gathering
>they think I'm retarded so never attempt to converse with me outside of class about our project
>due date comes around
>"oh anon, me and the other guy just did the project since we figured you were busy with the gym"
>they turn in the project with all of our names on it
>the software doesn't work
>say "oh you guys forgot to give the professor the updated version we made"
>turn the software I PROGRAMMED by myself for 11 fucking hours in to the professor
>it works
>'accidentally' forget to put any of their names on it except mine
>mfw the professor emails me after class and I basically had to tell him they wouldn't work with me because I was too normie
fucking /g/, I swear to god
>>37569951
Cool e-stats bro. Are you talking 1RM and if so have you tried it? I hear a lot of people say they can do/have done a 140kg bench but I hardly ever see anyone in the gym doing it and those that do are big guys getting spotted to fuck. I know it's easy to add 20kg onto your lifts online but for bench especially going from 120kg to 140kg is a huge amount of work.
>>37569642
Holy fuck dude, I know your story isn't true but This Is Not How We Treat Unstable Psych Patients
>Roommate's friend comes over
>Friend is polite, but I can tell he dislikes me
>His girlfriend tried to get him to go to the gym with me before
>Citing my arms as the reason he should go
>Anyways, I was wearing shorts when he came over
>He looks down
>Comments on how our calves are of equal size
>His girlfriend has a thing for calves
>She told me how she regularly mires cyclists calves
>Seems proud of himself
>Couldn't really say anything, I have a hard time hitting calves
>My shitty calf genetics don't really help either
>Why the fuck am I letting this get to me
>Realize he already won
>>37570219
Not him, I e-stat all the time. Only by 5lbs, Idk why, I just can't help it. At least it motivates me to live up to my lie.
>>37570423
>15 inch calves, never hit them ,also slim
>26inch quads
>only squat once every few weeks
When I was squatting regularly I had them 28, even then I was only squatting 200. If only my upperbody would grow so fast.
>>37568751
Sounds like a real bro
>>37570468
Yeah, he cool. Can be a bit much at times because he's military and fitness is way more important to him than me, I like to keep fit, but I don't really care about benching 3 plates and running 6 miles.
>start going to the gym because I'm tired of being skinny fat
>be in friend group with a girl that legit looks like a goblin out of some Tolkien shit
>they ask what I do so I tell them
>goblin keeps talking about how gross the gym is and how gross people who lift are
>few other friends agree
>don't understand how people can be so adverse to working out/lazy
>>37567190
>>37567190
I have by my teacher. Said I was "pumping iron" all summer. I'm so glad to be out of college.
>>37569777
>going in a supermarket shirtless
how degenerate are you?
>>37570528
Try roid rages, I know it only plays up the stereotype, but damn, it's so much easier to intimidate than it is to have to justify yourself. Well you did just start lifting, so maybe not.
But in time, give it a try when you have gains. Makes people stfu, some might not even be your friend anymore but who gives a fuck.
>>37570423
Lmao when will you calflets learn
>19.5" super low instertion masterrace reporting in
>>37567190
I want to be that
>tfw too short for him to be my /fit/ goal
Feels real bad
>>37570528
It's all psychological. If she is an ugly 3/10 beast SHE KNOWS that she will NEVER get an attractive 7+/10 guy who is in shape. So they spout bullshit to make themselves feel better.
I have also seen the same effect in "rate my body" type things on youtube.
If a 5/10 girl is shown a picture of Zyzz and a picture of someone who is 6/10 with a mediocre body the 5/10 will pick the 6/10 most of the time and then say something like "I don't like ripped guys he is nasty".
Do this same test with a 8/10 chick and she would laugh at the 6/10 and go with Zyzz almost every time.
^fucking truth
>>37570192
fucking kek, i know this feel
>>37567408
I have heard Joe Rogan talk multiple times about dyels trying to pick fights with UFC fighters. So this is a thing.
>>37569323
Harbor springs reporting in
>>37570423
>My shitty calf genetics don't really help either
>shitty calf genetics
>calf genetics
>genetics
not gonna make it
>>37569420
Cause being dumb sure is alpha, isn't it?
>>37569817
fuck thats literally a perfect physique
>>37567466
Yeah...heh...knows his arts and literature AND is a Starbucks barista. Keep doing you kiddo.
My coworkers like to constantly ask me why I'm eating all this 'healthy shit'. They also question what my end game is with all this 'fitness nonsense'. I work around a bunch of old fat white dudes though so I'm not surprised. They also tell me to give my little brother his shirt back even thought I'm in a men's L at 6' 200 lbs. I'm not gonna wear and XL and have that shit flowing all over like a poncho.
>>37567466
>there's nothing sexier for most girls than a shredded dude that knows his arts and literature
Jesus fucking christ, so you liberal arts majors are just as stupid as everyone makes you out to be.
>"yeah babe, would you like to know about this book I'm reading and how it relates to philosophical thought? I had the time to read it due to my lack of a job"
the REAL sexiest thing is someone who actually makes fucking money that is shredded as fuck. think of someone along the lines of a mechanical engineer that makes $200K+ per year that also is aesthetic.
fuck you liberal arts pussies
>>37568730
They wanted to bang, mang.
>>37571044
this
>>37567408
the mor swole i get, the more hassle i get in bars and clubs and shit.
really its just people full of liquid confidence trying to destroy the thing which intimidates them. i get almost all of my hassle from drunk soldiers.
>>37569818
What a nice relationship they must have
You think he threatens her with shit like making her eat steamed vegetables too?
i got a fat idiot friend who once pinched my tits and asked me if i'd been working out.
asks me my routine because he lifted for 2 weeks back in january, then says "oh yeah so you do strong lifts." apparently any weight lifting is strong lifts. i'm upset he chooses to be so ignorant and probably takes out his self-image issues on me.
>>37567272
bodybuilding IS toxic masculinity, it is literally just manly for manlys sake. it's embarassing.
>>37567206
/thread
>>37571333
>I-I'm not like those other lifters...
>>37571358
I mean, I'm not saying I'm above everyone else in my lifting ideology, I just lift to get a nice ass, but bodybuilders live up to the stereotypes around them, they are brainless fuccbois and often aggressive.
>>37568095
>No qt japanese gf
Life sucks
>>37568664
>Only in America could a story like this be told and the audience wouldn't be instantly incredulous.
If you had any knowledge of laws regarding justifiable homicide in America you would know it's bullshit, and even if you didn't you would have to be a retard to believe it.
>>37571333
bodybuilding is an art show, for people who painstakingly carve their physiques for aesthetic pursuits.
unfortunately most bodybuilders are snapback wearing gorilla with awful posture and a seriously flawed outlook on masculinity.
>>37569421
By the chain, or where?
>>37571369
I literally get aggressive because people are insecure cunts and it's easier than talking to them. When you start shouting at a motherfucker and he tries to get a word in and his voice starts cracking because he's intimidated, it's satisfying.
Doesn't make me brainless, if anything people should learn to watch their fucking mouths if they can't back it up. I'm not a bodybuilder though, I just lift.
also
>toxic masculinity
You're a faggot. Being pissed off is a reasonable response to snide comments, snide comments are not a reasonable response to someone being in better shape.
>>37568632
I'm not that anon trying to bait, but smoking anything will eventually lead to lung cancer.
Cigarettes are the worst, but even smoking tea leaves increases the risk of lung cancer.
>>37570192
>>they turn in the project with all of our names on it
>>the software doesn't work
I don't understand this, why do people turn programs that don't work when they have ample time to test them and make sure that they do work?
>>37567206
Kek
>>37568128
My friends all started around the same time as me, but promptly left it so I'm the only one now.
>>37567190
people at work tell me I look scary
it's kinda fun
>>37571369
Take that back right fucking now
>>37571044
>engineer
it would be sexy if you were actually smart
>>37571450
>says he shouts down people with disapproving opinions
>doesn't type in all caps in his response to a disapproving opinion
Liar
>>37571630
Let me speak some philosophy to you, m'lady
>>37567190
Some cashier at the grocery store was being a dick. He wouldn't say "hi", wouldn't look me in the eyes, had this "go fuck yourself" smirk on his face and was throwing my shit around while scanning.
He was a fatass of course.
>>37567363
you should have broke his fucking jaw
>>37569817
>>37569897
>>37570831
You know you have being long enough on /fit/ when you are not impressed by this anymore. Body dismorphia got me brahs.
>>37571333
You need to go my friend.
>>37571488
Not him, but hubris mostly.
>I coded it and I'm perfect, therefore I couldn't have missed a single semicolon a thousand lines in.
Alternatively, they don't adequately define/test for error states vs. normal program behavior. Programs should fail elegantly.
>>37571796
that's not a good body, it's just impressive lightning. It's not even a case of body dysmorphia, just a case of people who don't lift not knowing where to look
>>37571333
why are you even here?
>>37571379
A plastic surgery monster like that is obviously Korean
>>37568303
Tell me, how difficult is it to actually achieve 77kg at 6'2"? Cause most people can do that before they even start lifting..
>>37571871
Can confirm Korean. She's singing a song called Kiyomi (귀요미)
>>37568578
Yup. Easily showing ribs and abs, the anon who says 20% is either blind or retarded.
>>37571871
Why do asians look so good after plastic surgery, and white people look like melting barbies?
>>37570423
Don't let it get you down breh, whales have bigger calves from having to carry themselves around all day.
Girls with low self esteem will say that Ill have no time for them since I spend so much on myself.
What else do you with your time other than better yourself or others?
>>37568128
>Really want to start doing a good barbell routine
>None of the gyms near me have decent free weights
>Girl who quarter-backs weekly Sunday runs wants to start weight training
>Mention I am interested
>Get a membership at the Uni I will be going to next fall as her plus one since she is already a student
>Had anxiety about going to gym alone and not knowing proper etiquette, proper form, etc..
>Weight training area is good, 2 power racks, 1 half rack, two olympic platforms.
>Start doing SL 5x5, focusing on linear progression. Have prior knowledge of good form and nutrition so getting started isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
>She has no idea what she is doing, just tagging along with me and doing my exercises
>First week I'm focusing on form, she is quarter squatting with weight that too heavy for her, using horrible form that I was too naive to correct her on.
>After couple weeks I want to get her a little more involved. Send her literature on the routine were doing, emailing her spreadsheets for progression metrics etc.
>Spring term ends, she stops showing up at the usual time we meet, texts very infrequently so I don't ever wait up for her anymore
>Continue on alone in the gym
It's not so bad, but I would love someone to go to the gym with that's as serious as I am about getting stronger. Share tips, talk about goals, constructive criticism about form, shooting the shit, etc..
I guess I'll just lift alone, better than not lifting at all.
>>37572045
>>37567190
Yes all the time.
>At lunch at work
>Eating my tuna or oats and banana
>Coworkers make comments like we are gonna enjoy our pizza have fun eating your horse food.
>They then go on about how they were gonna ask me to the bar but beers not organic
I dont even eat organic food most the time but these were all fat out of shape middle aged men who didnt care anything about football since they wouldve made it but hurt their knee. I just went about my day and laughed as every female coworker in the warehouse flocked to my cock.
