Sup geese,
I'm hoping to fuck this chick. Thing is im scared of the condom breaking when I cum. How do I make sure it doesn't so I can safely cum inside her?
Also do you count the weight of the collars in your bench press?
>>37539011
das a risk you gotta be willing to take mayne
>>37539011
It's fucking designed to not break you fucking retard, that's literally a condom's only purpose, how fucking thick can you be
>image.jpg
yeah ok makes sense
>>37539011
Make sure you use multiple condoms simultaneously to ensure that it wont break all of them. Also condoms should be kept in wallets or pockets for a week or two to become more 'malleable,' and therefore less likely to break from rigorous intercourse.
>>37539023
Ive only fucked girls on birth control before. The one time I did use a condom it broke and she got the morning after pill. This chick isn't that hit and so I can't afford getting her pregnant as I don't want her in my life after ive fucked it
>>37539032
dont use experied condoms or condoms that have been exposed to extreme temperatures or been in your wallet/pants for to long
make sure no air is trapped in the tip when you put it on
>>37539032
what kind of nigger-tier condoms do you even use f'am
>when ya go 3 rounds wid da hunny but ya only brought 1 jimmyhat
it turns out if you fuck them properly once girls lose the ability to care whether you wrap up for rounds 2 and 3
>>37539048
Durex senpai. They were pretty fresh, only just purchased then when I used then. Must not have left enough air at the top
>>37539056
Condoms make me cum quick which annoys me. I could fuck raw for a while but once a stick a condom on I need to nut after a minute
>>37539070
your supossed to remove air in the tip
here It starts at the part you probaly got wrong
https://youtu.be/psAHcNHzUUU?t=42s
>>37539100
lol embeed ignores starting time go 42 seconds or watch it all
>>37539011
Put tape on the end of your dick as well as a condom. Works great
>>37539011
>not wanting to impregnant a white female
Making it, r-right?
>Breaking a condom
How do you even manage? Those things are super fucking elastic. Or are you one of those fags that can't take the time to leave no air in?
>>37539181
>one of those fags that can't take the time to leave no air in?
Yeah. Do you just squeeze the air out when it's on?
Bro the collars are like 200g each it should matter all that much
>>37539199
You squeeze the tip and then just roll it properly. If you fail and end with some air in the middle you slowly push it out, or just say fuck it and take a new one.
> 2016
> using condoms at all
> not smashing qt3.14 /fit/ grills raw
> not getting them pregnant
> not ruining their perfect bodies
> not having to marry them out of shame
> not having to get a shitty job to support your dysfunctional family
> not drinking all the gains you made away to content with the sadness
> not dying of liver failure with a wife that hates you and a child you told was a mistake
ISHYGDDT
>>37539011
put a dab of superglue in your peehole and pinch it shut. should open up again in a few days
>>37539032
posting this to her facebook.
you don't deserve this 10/10.
GET KEKED
>>37539272
I've been trying to get my husband to put a baby in me, but I don't know, now it doesn't seem so great...
>>37539027
Using more than one condom increases the chances is both breaking, because of the friction of rubber with rubber
>>37539083
I literally can't get off with condoms. I want to fuck sloots, but I'm too worried about stds. Only relationships for me...
>>37539324
Kek
It's like that guy putting his head inside alligators you don't know whats going there
Learn to internet, retards:
http://looneylane.org/misc/this-model-was-told-she-was-too-fat-now-shes-the-face-of-a-new-lingerie-campaign/
>>37540001
Casual sloot sex is overrated, find yousself a worthy gf, mate.
>>37539872
That's Iskra you idiot
>>37539956
falling for the bait
>>37540037
Op here. I'm not fucking iskra (I wish). She's just an imagine of a hot chick
>>37539893
Disgusting... Why the fuck would you want a baby. Is your life really that empty?
>>37539272
kek
>>37539011
girl im seeing wants me to cum in her because apparently she can't get pregnant at this time of the month. what should i do in this situation?
>>37541190
Lol, that's a trap breh
>>37539015
But all of dis is just advice...
>>37541190
Fuk no u idiot
>>37541190
fuck her raw, pull out and cum on her
OP is a virgin & it's gonna stay that way
http://looneylane.org/misc/this-model-was-told-she-was-too-fat-now-shes-the-face-of-a-new-lingerie-campaign/
>>37539272
This desu senpai
>>37541190
She is insane and wants you to marry her, she thinks escalating the relationship will force you to move forward. They will do this if they believe they are losing you, and it totally empowers them to feel superior if you were to back out of the relationship after she becomes pregnant.
>>37540259
Honestly? A few years ago something snapped in me and I went from never wanting children, ever, to needing a baby in me right this second. I guess hormones? I'm close to middle age, so maybe that.
>>37540259
Enough economic stability and the feeling of wanting to see kids grow up into responsible adults?
>>37541190
What's the worst that could happen?
>>37541190
seeking a trap baby, don't fall for it.
>>37539011
There's no way you're fucking iamshkria or whatever her instagram name is
>GF is on birth control
>Cum deep inside her every time we fuck
>She lays there in a state of bliss knowing that an alpha like me is willing to breed with her
Feels good
>>37541190
Don't believe her lies.
>>37539011
>I'm hoping to fuck this chick
Get in line dickhead
>ejaculating
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>37539956
Autism/10
>>37539011
I would actually welcome the condom breaking for that girl.
Would wife instantly.
>>37539011
basically just don't use thin condoms. From my experience they are the only condoms that have broken on me, and have broken on multiple occasions
>>37541190
How can anyone be this stupid to belive a girl that she "can't" get pregnant. Nigga bitch just want to suck child support out of you.
Who /Lifestyles skyn large/ here?
One of the goat brands imo
>>37542161
OP didn't say pic related was the chick he was fucking you retard
>>37544413
Op here.
Thank you. Iskra is just an image of a hot girl.
>>37544038
I just use durex extra safe (ironic as they always break lol)
>>37544443
I'm in the same boat with you, No condom has worked for me, I break every single one of them even with lube.
>>37539011
i'd impregnate her. go big or go home man
>>37541190
keep fucking her. use that rubber mate
>>37543551
I just laughed for 5 minutes
>>37539011
>im the model iskra lawrence
summerfags trolling already
