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>Go to gym
>see hot gril
>Start lifting manually
Every.fucking.time.
>>37535868
>go to gym
>see hot grill
>run to bathroom
>furiously fap
>6 seconds later, return to lifting
>no desire to lift
>leave and go to mcdonalds
>let facebook friends know about my new gains
>>37535868
this
very weird feeling
What percent of injuries in the gym are a result of this I wonder
>>37535868
>go to gym
>can't see well enough without my glasses
>workout with no ego
>see group of hot girls a outside or at a mall
>walk manually past them
>go to club
>see hot girl
>start clubbing manually
>>37535868
>Go to gym
>Workout
>>37535868
> walk into gym
> do a 360 and continue walking into the gym
>go on tinder
>everything going good
>autism engage
>>37536532
>how do you like to kiss
What kind of fucking retarded question is this
>"with my lips"
>"with my mouth"
How the fuck did you want her to respond, you stupid cunt? Jesus fucking christ almighty this board is more autistic thank r9k
Fuck you son
>>37536532
my god man
>>37536532
learn some game bro
>>37536691
>smooth
>>37536532
what the fuck was going through your mind
>>37536691
>>37536532
>>37536691
I don't get it
explain to a fellow non english native
>>37536691
>white or brown rice
>SS or GSLP
> Bench or incline bench
>>37536691
Fucking Kek
>>37536498
Tfw you will never furiously pound degenerate roastie Pussy like an inanimate hole while fucked out of your God damn mind on stims
this was me today
>hot chick at gym
>i do hamstring curls
>tear my hamstring
>shuffle out of gym
lmao and now i cant go to work
>Go to gym
>see hot girl
>start remembering how no one will ever love me manually
>>37536755
they'll love you as soon as you love yourself
not even memeing
>>37536691
damnnnn you got game yo
>>37536739
Lmao were you going heavy or something?
>>37536498
>go to club
>see a bunch of hot studs
>shoot them manually
N-no homo...
>>37536437
>Jinkies
>>37536907
She is literally everything I look for in a girl, and then she had to get that stupid piercing.
I'd still kill to have her though
tfw ive been lifting manually for the past year and i just realized that it's wrong to do that
>>37536532
>how do you like to kiss
holy shit and I thought my game was bad. hahaha that's so creepy dude
>remember you have autism
>walk around the house while nobody is watching manually
>>37536532
I refuse to believe that someone is this bad with women.
>>37537146
>>37537133
It's not odd if he is 12.
>>37536907
Semi automatically
>read this post
>breathe manually
Bitch
>>37537707
FUCK
>>37536933
Haha, thanks anon. Got it when I was in my early teens :^(
>>37537684
:^)
>>37537726
Who is this? And can I bring out the bull and plow then plant my seed in her?
>>37536488
Every. Fucking. Time.
>>37537743
Ill be the bull little man
>>37537754
The bull is my penis though.
>>37536691
Just used this line on 3 girls, I hope this works breh
What's your plan if the answer regular? Sweet?
>>37537743
Eww no, cuckold men are gross and I don't like niggers sorry...
>hot grill in same room as you
>quiet moment
>you can see in your peripheral that she's glancing at you smiling
>turn to her with best charming smile
>she's actually facing slightly away from you with bored look on her face, clearing food out of teeth with tongue, is texting and is squeezing her nostrils together with her free hand to surreptitiously get boogers out of her nose because she doesn't even register you as a male possessing sexuality so she doesn't care what you see her doing
>later when you catch her gaze she purses her lips in a forced polite smile and looks away the way you do with cripples and intimidating homeless people
>>37537918
Kek
>>37537828
Not the dude you responded to but possible response is if she sais "regular" say... "ah that's too bad, Cus if you were a potato you'd be a sweet one :^)"
Could probably sat the same thing and just reword it if she sais "sweet potato" instead.
>>37537954
>>37537828
YOU FUCKING RETARDS THIS IS FIT NOT A SUBREDDIT FOR BEING GAY AS FUCK.
THE ANSWER IS SWEET BECAUSE ITS HEALTHIER.
>>37538082
This
>>37536907
>But Rahman’s 20-year-old son, a University of Florida senior who declined to provide his first name, recalled Mateen as an “aggressive person.”
>“It was just his demeanor,” he said. “He used to work out a lot.”
>>37537828
>>37537828
Bro I hate to break it to you but the only reason I said it is because she literally said "I'm a potato" in her profile.
>>37537954
>ur potato girl :;)
That's what you basically said.
>>37537918
too close to home
>>37537954
>oh that's too bad cuz if you were a potato you'd be a plain one
>walk past grills at gym
>start breathing manually
>internally panic because they probably think I'm trying to smell them because of my sudden erratic breathing pattern
