I live in California in LA.
I am looking for a personal trainer to help me into a solid tight 10/10.
In return I will give sex after every session.
Please apply here
>>37529528
Post same timestamp on feet
>>37529528
Do you have a feminine penis?
>>37529528
Fucking fake, it's not the 6th of December yet
>>37529528
24/f/a beach near LA, I mainly lurk here for the bant, I'm not that into training just surfing and squatting. Am I eligible?
>>37529632
retard
>>37529653
No, I am looking for someone who takes training seriously who is willing to sculpt me.
>>37529670
I'll scalp you for free bb.
Fuck off you filthy attention whore
>>37529528
Sorry we like men here plz go
>>37529528
Fuck off, rancid swine.
I won't steal my gains, fucking gain goblin.
>>37529710
>>37529680
>>37529653
can you retards not see that the text on the paper is obviously from photoshop or some shit? jesus christ
>>37529528
>>37529528
Fucking whore.
>>37529528
Kill yourself.
Im in Palm Springs and it is awful. Over 100 every fucking day, disgusting homeless meth addicts everywhere and there are hordes of flamimg homosexuals everywhere you look.
Post ass
Monitoring thread
>>37529528
>ruining gains with sex afterwards
wood berry thou
>>37529528
If your willing to come to
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Then I'll train you in basic barbell lifting. I'll teach you the squat, bench and deadlift and I'll get you a 1000lbs total in 1 years lifting.
>>37529528
let's see the back
>>37529528
What's it like having no moral compass?
>>37529528
Do you like 'mature' men, OP? I'm literally old enough to be your daddy, even if I'm fit, and why should you put up with the ham-fisted, awkward, unskilled man-children of /fit/ in bed, when you can have a mature, experienced man instead, who can reliably give you orgasms by a variety of techniques? You need to be on birth control pills though, and we'll need to exchange recent STD test results to show each other we're both clean; I flatly refuse to use a condom, and I don't pull out.
>>37529528
applying
first read sticky
then follow sticky
now come have sex with me thx
>waste your time training some doughy DYEL who won't make any notable gains
>get robbed of precious proteins afterwards
>get shot by JaTavious or your face eaten by Cletus on the way there
Shoo shoo, gains goblin!
>>37530240
Dude i live in Indio! I used to live in PS, but moved for the same reasons. Plus lower rent.
>>37529528
i live in berlin berlin germany
and now
>>37531551
>older unmarried man unironically applying for this position
kek this is why anyone over 40 who isnt married is seen as weird
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 7/8
