Fat people stories thread
>at gym
>doing curls
>see new fatty
>good for him
>he goes to the hex bar
>loads it less than 1pl8
>steps inside and lifts it his legs as far as he can
>starts farmer walking
>okay.jpg
>does a few laps meandering through equipment
>not really in the way just weird
>stop at water fountain
>can't hold hex bar and drink
>hoists it up over his gut
>leans forward with bar resting on the edge of fountain
>gulps water and backs away
>tries to lower hex bar
>can't do it
>see if turning visibly red
>not sure if from weight or shame
>does another lap
>tried to casually push down at hex bar
>it's not moving captain
>starts to awkwardly attempt to remove plates
>lift bro moves in to help
>tries to push hex bar down
>fatty just says it hurts more
>bro calls in the squat team
>fatty looks so ashamed as they lift the hex bar over his head
>guys tell him to be careful bro
>fatty goes right to locker room and then leaves
>poor guy
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>>37525738
>people lying on the internet
>>37525705
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>>37525705
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>>37525738
There are some holes in this story.
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>>37525705
>http://fitsticky.com/intermediate-programs
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>>37525705
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>>37525689
>that guy who drinks water during sets
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>tfw my phone's keyboard auto completed that entire sentence
Also, contribootin'
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Stale but it'll be new for the summerfags.
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thank mr skeltal
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>get interviewed by a fat lady
>she asks my hobbies
>running, working out
>I goofed
>should have said baking cupcakes
>she crinkles her Crisco lard face
>interview is over pretty quickly
Didn't get that job.
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>>37527474
well would you have liked to work with a bunch of fat people? maybe it was for the best.
>>37527512
yeah it was an amazing job with great career prospects. and the girl that was going to be training me was a gym bunny latina with a killer ass.
I was thwarted by the fat troll under the bridge
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>>37525958
Donut holes yeah
>>37527474
Shoulda said Freezing smugglers in carbonite.
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shiet!
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>>37527575
kek
And thread is kill
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>>37528814
Close enough
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>>37528900
the funniest part is that they are probably heavy enough to meet the weight limit for what constitutes a car
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>>37525705
I'm good.
>>37529286
Thank fucking hell I looked at immunity cat before that other fat cunt.
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>>37529298
Before or after, it doesn't matter. Immunity Cat is omnipotent and omnipresent.
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>>37529318
I fucking love immunity cat.
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>>37525705
your cancer ruined this thread. fuck you.
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>>37525705
Thanks for killing the conversation. Now all we have is stale images and no greentext.
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>>37528900
people have no shame anymore
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>>37529459
Good...good. Let the fat hate flow through you.
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>>37525713
I was really hoping the gun would go off. And then I wondered if the bullet would even get anywhere anyway.
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I didnt go through that cut for nothing
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Jesus Christ wtf happened to this place? A whole thread full of replies to one of those dumb images, and no actual content.
Is fit now populated by pre-teens or some shit? I leave for 2 years and this is what I come back to.
RIP
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>>37525689
>fat coworkers to me: "Drinking diet soda gives you cancer, you're going to die from that."
>They proceed to drink 4 Mountain Dews everyday.
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>>37530327
I judge the average age of a board on how sucessful are these kind of posts. In this case, it's fucking sad. Literally 9gag tier.
>>37530332
Its still stupid as fuck to drink diet soda. Eat a fruit instead of that disgusting shit and when you ocasionally crave one go for the original fucking pussy.
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>>37528900
does her number plate say classy lady? lol
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>>37530379
It did not used to be like this.
Back when this type of image was fairly new, a particularly inventive one would get a few replies, but there would also be CONTENT in the post as well.
This, on the other hand, is ducking depressing.
How long has /fit/ been like this?
>>37529286
Thanks based immunity cat!
>>37525705
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>>37527548
Aw man that's why I don't mention I lift to anyone. I had an interview last week and said that I liked reading and that's it.
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>>37530456
It's summer
>>37530456
Is not normally. I blame summer and screen caps on reddit bringing dumbasses here.
>>37530456
>"look at how special I am because I browsed a hungarian clam frying forum before other people did"
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>>37530600
I never said anything about myself. Fit going to shit does not imply that I'm better for being here beforehand.
Jackass.
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>>37530829
>experiences related to their axes
wait, what?
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(actually there is just one chin on the image...)
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>>37526149
this one is weird. I can see a lot of effort has gone into cherry picking certain facts about the painter's views on the body / fat chicks.
Ruben may not have personally been into them, but he was painting them for the catholic church, but he wasnt a catholic - he was a calvanist. The catholic church LOVED fat chicks.
also, bringing up that he used male models has zippy-zap to do with anything, again - this is because he was a calvanist and was literally afraid of seeing a naked woman.
sorry to sound like a sjw but the fat shaming on this board has not only gone too far, it's getting
lame and depresses the shit out of me. It's pointlessly cruel and makes me feel really bummed about all of you.
big girls need loving too, don't distort history just so you can pick on them - that comic is 100% accurate.
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>>37527474
If you said baking cupcakes, she'd still be pissed at you because she'd wonder how can you eat cupcakes and then still be /fit.
There's no winning.
>>37530965
>Men would still catcall me at 717 lbs
hahaha
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>>37530882
>them back of the head rolls
>>37531075
If that's a family of 4 then that's honestly not a whole lot to work with, that will last 3 maybe 4 dinners
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>>37530999
so basically the doctor told her the same thing her her BMI would have told her
this somehow makes knowing your BMI bad??
why are fatties this bad at logic
>>37531129
they have a point desu
>>37531129
>a bunch of pricey fruit that's not actually even that healthy
maximum kek, surprised there wasn't one of those $5 nature juices
>>37530763
> Skimmed milk and Low fat cocoa
Seems /fit/ approved!
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>>37531159
>removing the fat from the cocoa
>sell for $$$
>replace with cheap shitty palm oil
>???
>profit
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>>37531127
you are not a poor person are you
the point is that she bought exactly the same stuff as any well off person would do, except since now she's on a budget obviously that doesn't work (dunno why OP posted it in a FPH thread tho)
$29 a week is still ridiculously low though for an entire family
>>37531196
>$29 a week is still ridiculously low though for an entire family
I agree with this but it's lazy and ignorant for them to say that McDicks-tier food is their "only option"
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>>37531220
>problematic
>this NEEDS to change
these are the little red flags that let you know keks are near
>>37531210
yeah i agree with that too if that wasn't clear
you can eat healthy on that budget, but it's going to be pretty monotonous and not very good unless you're a pretty good cook
you might also run into trouble with getting enough micronutrients i suspect, but i havent done the math to check
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>>37531016
Disgusting. Tumblr pls go. Fat people deserve to be shamed.
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>>37531016
lol you'll never have sex
>>37525705
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>>37531075
I just bought 60 eggs at Costco for 4 dollars.
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>>37528900
America
>>37531196
People on food stamps receive significantly more than $29/week though. Gwyneth Paltrow is a retard, exhibited by the fact that she bought organic kale answer 7 limes.
http://www.virgietovar.com/blog/the-power-of-my-fat-body
>And then I figured it out. My body is so powerful that they couldn't show my face because it would be impossible to hide the joy of my existence. My body is so powerful that they can only show it in bits and pieces, disjointed from the story of my survival. My fat body tells the story of my strength. My fat face sings the truth of my beauty. My body flouts "conventional wisdom," destabilizes a hundred years of lies and half-truths spoken from the mouths of charlatans. My body resists colonial rule; it refuses to be subjected to state-generated ideas of fitness or femininity. I am complete. I am hot. I am complicated. My body holds a lifetime of pain and joy and love, and you can't see me as whole because my fat body is so powerful that it would shatter your world view, make you question the very reason for your existence, thrill your heart, incite your soul.
>>37531016
are you being retarded on purpose?
you better not be
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>>37531156
It really makes me angry that to "prove a point" fatties say shit like this all the time.
>see fruit is expensive
>water(bottled) is expensive
>i cant live on this lolol
>cheap food is ok cheap food is what i can afford
Just looking at the most stupid reasons behind fatties justifying buying cheaper fatty food is theres more of it. We all know it doesnt keep you full and its actually better financially to buy healthier foods, they just want to eat more. They like the volume and being able to constantly consume. They also look at junkfood and think about how much of said food in volume it usually takes them to get full and see some brown rice or a banana and think its gonna keep them full for like 2 seconds. They literally are just defending constantly eating massive amounts of food. I dont understand how a person wouldnt just walk over to a fatty irl spouting the whole "cant live on healthy food its to expensive i wont be able to buy enough food in volume to last me however many weeks/months" and tell them its doable because a human being doesnt have to run off of a landslides worth of food. Just stop eating so much and its gonna be ok.
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>>37530829
This is tumblr in a single screenshot.
>Is this a valid issue?
>Yes, you fucking bigot! I'm not going to convince you, I'm just going to yell at you for not being convinced already.
Fatties are never gonna make it
>>37525705
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>>37531379
bruh even from just a raw calorie perspective, cooking at home from scratch is like 20 times more cost effective than mcdonalds.
>>37530999
>"I've always been a bigger girl and I'm fine with that"
>"But I've had body image issues earlier in the year and throw a fucking tantrum when I have to take two minutes to calculate my BMI"
Newsflash: you're not fine with it!
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>>37531494
Things that never happened
>>37531379
They're fucking liars anyway. If I had 29 dollars to buy food with I wouldn't be buying fresh fucking fruit. I can promise you they spend more than 30 dollars ordering pizza once a week.
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>>37531224
>not adding a fish to the Netherlands region
Anon I am dissapoint
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>>37531523
this is the funniest thing ive ever read
>>37525705
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>>37526123
underrated post
>>37531075
You can get a massive sack of rice for seven dollars, a multivitamin and assorted meats for that price. Just grab that bag of chicken that has like 24 breasts for 10 bucks. Chicken rice and some other assorted sides, with a multivitamin. Yeah it won't be delicious but get a job fatty
>>37531595
git?!?!
dont ose to commit that!!
stash! stash!
>>37531151
No, no they fucking don't.
>>37530818
We live on a planet where telling someone to stop eating the things you bought for yourself, that they are not entitled to, constitutes "fat shaming"
>>37531142
I mean they did technically discover how to burn fat when they made DNP. Liposuction isn't very effective unless you get that shit lasered out.
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>>37531623
git -f push
get out of the way fatty
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>>37530852
jesus christ
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>>37531127
SHE BOUGHT 7 FUCKING LIMES.
But seriously, she obviously bought stuff for one particular meal (mission-style tacos), noticed it was $29, and now is comparing that to SNAP.
$29 can get you 10 lbs of Chicken, 10 lbs of Frozen veggies, a 5lb bag of rice, a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, and a dozen eggs at the exact same store (Safeway), you just have to make sure to not buy single out-of-season vegetables (or seven fucking limes). Easily doable every week.
>>37530763
it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't use so much fucking sugar and replaced the palm oil with coconut oil.
>>37531327
Lol she must do a lot of GH
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>>37531504
>that comment
SAVAGE as you youngsters would probably say
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>>37531523
the fuck is wrong with people? do they really expect someone to believe this shit?
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>>37531276
Had to read that twice before I noticed it said "cane" and not "crane"
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>>37531523
I'm pretty sure japs don't like fat girls
shit story immersion ruined
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>>37530333
every time i try to supress the lesbo in me
>>37531379
You don't even need to buy healthy food to loose weight just eat the stuff you normally do count calories and work out at home once in a while
>>37525705
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