Son
You're getting pretty big
>>37513898
So is your erection, dad.
;^)
>>37513898
>tfw my 90s bodybuilder dad told me I'm looking big and healthier than anyone else in the family
>>37513914
>dat pic
>>37513930
At least your dad doesn't discourage you from lifting
>>37513898
>You're getting pretty big
>not you are a bigger man
RIP Hans-Ulrich Dietzel
>>37513898
Oh you saw that? Should I take off my pants?
>>37515350
rip
>>37513898
for
>>37513914
I really don't understand whats going on here, is the speaker the one pictured? Did he put those labels on the picture as well? Is he being ironic?
o ty dad
>>37513898
>sonic shoes
>>37515393
You
>>37515408
it's meta-ironic, you wouldn't get it
>>37515408
Is that a Sobelmans bloody?
>Son, I noticed that your shoulders are getting wider
Th-thanks dad
Shut up, mom's husband.
>Starting to cardio only for a few weeks
>Dad tells you that you lost some weight already
>When in reality you gained some
Thanks dad oh wait I don't have a dad. How does it feel to have a dad?
>>37515408
The power creep on Caesar toppers is getting out of hand.
>>37513898
Compliments won't make me fix your computer dad
>realise that you can't do this gym nonsense and scuba dive and shoot your bow while running a successful business, son.
>look at me, I'm nearly seventy years old and never had time for hobbies
Thanks for teaching me austerity and instilling me with a good work ethic, but it's a bleeding shame you can't see past your stiffneckedness to realise that you're old and frail and the only reason you can't have any hobbies now is because you never took care of yourself and got reduced to an angry and bitter shell of a man, more sadcunt than man, really. ;_;
>>37513930
Like, he's 90 years old, or back in the 1990s he was a bodybuilder?
>>37515393
>>37516841
there ya go
>>37513898
D-daddy pls
>>37519354
>you will never be the little girl
>>37519399
>little girl
>she
>her
>>37519439
>implying
