/fit/, at what stage or time in pregnancy do I need to get my girl to take test to ensure my son has a huge donger?
>>37502134
No amount of test is going to change the fact that his father has a pencil dick.
>>37502142
This pencil dick cocked and shot a load into some puss and reproduced. Now I will live vicariously through my son and his fat hog.
>>37502155
haha you are every man op
> keep livin the dream
three weeks before conception.
>>37502134
When my gf was pregnant with her son we went to a fortune teller-type person and they told us multiple things, one of which was that his dick would be big.
He's black though so it was kind of assumed it would be.
>>37503073
Underrated desu
Fuck I want a baby in my belly.
>>37503073
>Raising your wife's son
>>37503073
Did the gypsy tell you about you and your wife's AIDS too?
>>37503404
Can I eat your pussy to a back-arching orgasm before I put one in there?
>>37502134
Is that like a real thing? Giving test to a pregnant woman to enhance a male child's body?
>>37503404
If you are 7+ out of 10, and not crazy I'll work you into my schedule.
>>37503404
If you are at southeast yurop, not ugly, not fat, not crazy, humble and loyal, I can help you.
>>37503498
>>37503540
>>37503582
Sorry, 5'1 chubbet here. Cutting though, so hopefully will just be a midget instead of a chubby midget.
>>37503404
If you are have a hole with a little moisture in there I'll see what I can do.
>>37503632
Pics?
>>37503632
It's all about the hourglass dwarvenlady.
>>37503632
Post a pic for the men folk here to rate and criticize you.
>>37503654
Oh baby, I love a romantic.
>>37503662
Imagine a potato with bangs
>>37503679
Got no boobs so that can be ruled out.
>>37503632
I've had 5'1 before. Southeast yurop?
>>37503714
Well.
Better save up for some silicone.
>>37503749
I'm intending to drop to my goal weight then decide if I should get boobs. Still on the fence.
>>37503724
Nope
>>37503700
I'm already aware of my shortcomings so I dont want to be rated by superior humans
>>37503833
>superior humans
You do realize that you're talking about people from a vietnamise fishing group?
>>37503833
>Fake boobs
Don't, please.
>SHORTcomings
kek
>>37503833
Just depends on how they look small.
Some ladies have nice small breasts.
>>37503879
> Don't get fake boobs
Have you seen some of the before and afters?
Look at Mia Khalifa before her boobjob.
Many boob jobs are a huge improvement.
>>37503879
I was waiting to see if anyone picked up on that
>>37503875
You're assuming I'm above Vietnamese fishing groups
>>37503882
If I were to get them they wouldnt be bolt ons, more of a C cup. Bit worried about being pregnant with them though.
>>37503914
> pregant and having silicone tits
is that like a problem? I did not know that.
>>37503890
Very poor example, I don't like her and I don't fap to her.
I've had a gf that had literally no tits. Flat as a board, only the nipples poking out. Meh, wasn't the best body (pretty much same height as OP, but 115 pounds at her heaviest) but it definitely wasn't a dealbreaker.
>>37503914
DTF L O N D O N?
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>>37503927
Apparently it can do something with the nipple that makes them unable to feed from it. My coworker had fake tits and had serious complications with them.
Plus $8k+ for them, I'm poor as fuck
>>37503944
Post tits bby
You cant be smaller than cheekie
>>37503404
Trappy is that you?
>>37503914
Don't get them until after you had your kids. Trust me. Plus, it'll fix your post-breastfeeding sag right up.
>>37504009
Nope
>>37503976
Dunno who cheekie is
>>37503404
Me too.
I'm a man btw .
>>37505747
This, baby bellies are the height of aesthetics.
>>37502155
Good lord man
>Wanting a son who literally depends on his mother for testosterone
ishiggydiggy
Never do more than a cup for implants, two if you've got wider set shoulders or ribcage and you need to fill proportions. Anything more always looks terrible. Always.
>>37505396
Cheekie is our neighborhood asian boy-woman with -A cups
