Are you beach body ready?
shit no, but who the fuck cares, gonna sun my gut anyways
>>37493598
2>1>4>3
Not in a traditional sense, but I'm in the best shape I have even been, so basically yes.
It doesn't matter though. It's still too cold, windy and rainy to even think about going to the beach.
Nope. Too lazy to hit the gym.
>>37493626
Close, but it's actually 2>1>3>4
4's tattoo ruins everything.
>>37493738
good call
>Obligatory every body is beach body ready
I don't go to beaches, I have scars all over my legs and I'm insecure af
>>37493842
cover them in tattoos
>>37493598
2 > 1 > 4 > 3
Tattoos are absolutely disgusting on a woman and will always take her down by one or two points on a one to ten scale. But four's face and teeth aren't nearly as busted as three's.
With that said, obviously I'd fuck them all.
>>37493835
>>37493598
1>4>2>3
>>37493877
on point assessment to be honest
>>37493894
does that say
"live free"
or
"live free or die"
massive difference right there
>>37493894
Doesn't bother me as much as 3's face but then again I don't have tatouazophobia
Not until I look like her desu
>>37493598
Is 2 Tori Black?
>>37494002
oh
emm
gee
>>37494024
Yup. Must suck looking like a prolific pornstar.
>>37494002
She should sit on my face. Every day.
No but I'm going to the beach tomorrow anyway
>>37494002
>this will never be your GF
why even lift/live brethren
no
and this girl im fucking from tinder wants to go to the beach this week and get "serious"
fucking christ
soon
>>37493626
This is correct
2 is helen owen for anyone curious
Shes literally perfect
>>37493598
all of these girls are basic bitches
>>37493626
>no average korean gf
No buy Senpai
>>37493626
confirmed
>>37494002
Progress pic pls. We're here to help after all.
>>37494058
>Shes literally perfect
nah no tits senpai
>>37494002
what do my lifts need to be to receive one of these?
>>37493598
i'm beach body ready. but i don't like sand. so i never go to the beach
No I am not, Is it do-able in 2 weeks to drop like 5% BF?
>>37494135
Nah, I am too self conscious to post naked full body pics on here. I have a long ways to go until I have a body like hers
>>37493598
>ywn be that shark
>>37494137
Youre fucking stupid. She has tits faggot, they just arent as fat and floppy as you like them to be.
>>37493626
2>4>1>3
>>37493598
1>2>4>3
>>37494225
perfect
how tall
>>37494225
Isn't she a pornstar?
>>37494226
mah niggah
>>37493942
Hey there New Hampshire
>>37493598
Forget the beach, mirin them firs, I'd hike through those hills
>>37493598
for fucks sake why that shitty tattoo
>>37494780
because she is a free-spirited young woman out to live life to the full
>>37493598
1 appears to be sucking in her stomach.
No family. Food tastes too good mang
Have u seen the beach crowd? Most people don't have beach. Bodies
1/2/4 > 3
>>37493942
>not dating white libertarian goddess
Hold me brehs
>>37494182
D N P
N
P
I am beach ready
Am I fucked? I'm going to the beach soon and this is my current body. Goal is to bang qtpa2ts. Am I gonna make it?
>>37495767
Looks sexy, mate. I bet you pull loads of ass no problem.
Unless you're a secret robot and can't into social.
>>37493626
I'm having a hard time deciding if 1's marginally bigger boobs trump 4's qt'er face
nah, 2>4>1>3
>>37495767
mirin them tits bro
No, but whatevs, our idea of "not ready" is still better than 95% of the population.
>>37495761
Nobody is impressed by roiders
>>37494175
yeah I agree. It's so rough and it gets everywhere
>>37495761
L A T M A N
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>>37495761
I dunno what I'm looking at here. You actually look like you're a drawn character and that you don't lift at all. Everything is flat and almost stenciled on.
This is.. confusing me greatly. I don't understand.
>>37493598
M-maybe next year...
>>37495805
Not like you...
Not really. I only look half decent under 10/10 lighting. I still have around 4-5 pounds to go on my cut so hopefully will look decent by the end of the summer.
Not quite but it will have to do
thoughts?
>>37495529
losers say that
>>37493598
Not thi year :(. Perhaps next one, or maybe by winter vacation time..
>>37495761
>roiding for this
was the hairline worth it?
almost
Reminder, this is what women consider to be a crazy ripped beach body
>>37496302
If you're handsome, then yes.
>>37493626
I like everything about 1 more except for her meat curtains. 2 looks like she has an innie
>>37494143
3/4/5/6 @ 8% bf, over 6'3 and with an objectively 8/10+ face
>>37493894
Tattoos are awful, into the trash she goes
>>37493598
NO I AM NOT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I LIVE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
IT IS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER, STOP REMINIDING ME
>>37493942
It says "live free" and there are birds "soaring" right next to it
>>37496328
Which is what i'm sayin mah man. These dudes are worrying about how their body looks when all that matters is to not be fat and have a nice FACE.
yes, by the grace of height, face, frame
>>37494002
>>37496328
Yup. Ugly people like us have to be more ripped
>>37493894
what an inspiring tattoo. she must be a really special person full of great life advice
"the beach is for people with white teeth and tanned skin, i have tanned teeth and white skin"
-bill hicks
>>37495767
most people at the beach don't even look close to that, so don't worry
>>37493626
Roger
>>37496296
lack of tits and ass
would rather have a girl with an uglier face and a butt and thighs
>>37493598
I'm almost certain that is Cultas Lake BC
>>37494763
Pretty sure this is Cultas Lake BC right outside of Chilliwack. Epic hiking to be hand
>>37496063
Is it just me or are your lats lacking a bit of width?
>>37496738
I was thinking the same thing
>>37495761
>tfw forgot to bench press and deadlift while roiding
Is it true normies standards are so distorted they think ottermode looks like a god? I'm kinda otter mode now and people havent seen me without a shirt in 8 years, back then I was chubby.
Wonder if they'd be wowed or just like whatever.
>>37493842
chicks dig scars
>>37496979
Flat stomach + some muscle definition = better than 99% of men out there
When you spend all day long looking at roided monkeys on the Internets it distorts your view on the real world, m80.
>>37495761
no, you're soft. try cutting 10kg.
>>37495803
>implying 99% of population knows whats the natty limit
>>37496979
No you're the one whose standards have become distorted by looking at pictures of roided up bodybuilders all day. Pic related is what most normies would consider ripped
>>37497239
>>37497078
Why does this phenomena happen? Does anyone else have it or have examples?
>>37493598
nope
gonna go to the beach with some buddies in a week and it so happens that both my big toe nails have a fungus,...
>>37497350
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia
When i was a teenager and saw Fight Club i thought he was so fucking jacked that was my goal body. Now i've surpassed that and think he's DYEL but i still feel small as fuck.
>>37496063
if you did a couple of vacuum exercises and fixed your apt youd look way better
>>37497437
muscle dysmorphia is great man, I'm never happy with my body, I must always ascend.
>>37493626
me and my gf have analysed this picture in depth and we have came to same conclusion
>>37493877
>tattoos on a woman are a sign of sheer degeneracy
>brb just picking up my fedora from the dry cleaners
>>37494002
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>37495787
i look better than he does, by miles, but im autistic and as soon as i speak girls pull that face.
you know "that face", where they roll their eyes, and look away and create an awkward silence. at least im the biggest guy in the gym
>>37496133
Take better pictures
>>37497557
they are a possible red flag but have to be taken in context. also you probably take it up the ass
>>37496979
YOUR standards are now warped.
You're used to looking at ripped af dudes all day so now you expect much more.
But pecs plus some definited abs do the job for normies
>>37493598
1>4>2>3
Who's 1 tho?
>>37493598
Kek I haven't been beach ready since I was 6.
I laugh bit really I cri evrytym ;__;
>>37493598
4>1>3>2
3 has superior body to 2
1 & 4 are just qt
>>37494002
H-hold me brehs
>>37496063
>>37496738
It looks like it, yeah. You need to train those lats man. Bigger delts wouldn't hurt either, but maybe that's just because you look like you lack width.
>>37496421
FACE is only third of success though. Unless you've got the HEIGTH and FRAME to go with it, don't even bother showing up at the beach.
>tfw I have a tatted up gf and I tell her they're disgusting to her face
>tfw I make fun of her all the time for getting them
>tfw I'm going to tell her I'll never marry a woman with tats and she can either remove them or never get a ring
Do people pick up chicks at the fucking beach? I'm there to grill some sausage, drink a bit with friends, maybe go for a swim and have a good time in our small little circle of friends
>>37498227
Why don't you just break up with her?
Yep.
>tfw hiding away my horrible physique under a drysuit and submerging myself to sing with my whale brethren
Next year (tm)
>>37498314
Because she's smart and has a good personality
She isn't the kind of person who gets tattoos
She even says she regrets them
She hung out with shitty people when she was 17 or something.
>>37498223
I've got frame and height, but my face looks average at best. I have almost no game, despite all my efforts to be proactive with grills.
I think it's time to give up and live like a monk, but I'm not used to give up so my life is pain now
I won't have a beach body without ~$20k in cosmetic surgery. Already in my 30s though so no point.
Loose skin is a bitch but at least the years I spent being fat got me used to not being attractive or leaving the house much.
GOTTA BULK
GOTTA LIFT
I don't go to beaches anyway. The sun burns my skin.
>>37498314
Do you really think that post is real? This is the internet
>>37498227
Kek
>>37495805
>>37495855
tip top fucking kek
>>37495761
fuark mirin that 8 pack
>>37498345
>smart
>tattoo
Maybe you're the real idiot.
>>37498345
>stays with you
>smart
nah
>>37496462
>filename not orangutan bananderas
>making it
choose1
>>37498408
There's nothing far fetched about it, though. Fit is autistic enough for it to be true.
Also, you think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>37498438
Is this achievable natty?
>>37496738
I currently do weighted pull ups w/ 12.5kg 2xf (usually around 9 reps)
row 82.5kg 3x5
My deadlift is weak af tho so you're probably right.
>>37497470
i actually have slight kyphosis. I was just trying to stand up straight in the pic to fix it. I think my ab insertion are just weird as fuck.
>>37498345
don't be an insecure bitch that makes his girl feel bad either dump her or don't speak ill of her
>>37496738
Also latest pic i have of back relaxed.
>>37498460
How long have you been doing weighted pullups? Or pullups in general?
I used to do calisthenics instead of free weights, and my lats were pretty wide before I ever started deadlifting.
>>37498452
pray to the cobra gods and you may be granted such a body
>>37498424
I know, but we have so much in common, more than any other girl I've met. She's willing to remove them
>>37498437
She is, comparatively to the selection available to me
>>37498477
What's insecure about me?
I'm willing to dump her at anytime.
>>37498262
>I'm there to grill some sausage
of course you are fag
>>37498495
mirin rear delts
Absolutely not.
I was working out regularly and lost 22lbs consecutively and then my exams rolled round and I got depressed and spent so much time sat on my butt at the computer studying and eating convenience food I went and put half of it back on again.
Now boyfriends coming to see me for the first time in 2 months and I know he's going to internally judge me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking exams.
>>37493598
if youre low-average body fat, you are beach ready
unless you want to be that guy who everyone thinks is insecure because youve done 6 laps up and down the shore trying to score some attention. You got to be short and buff for that.
Im 6'1 150 (185cm 68kg). I turn heads because my slender body is more appealing than a majority of American women and fat American men. Not much competition.
damn helen owen has gone down hill so much. Look at all the age lines around her mouth. Poor girl.
>>37498776
>(185cm 68kg)
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELLINGTON
>turn heads
>my slender body is more appealing
ahahahahaahah no buddy
>>37498776
You turn heads because skeletons aren't supposed to be out until Halloween
>>37498438
Did this happen overnight, or maybe he just didn't have a mirror to look at and think "nah, I probably should stop roiding"?
>>37498807
>roids
You mean synthol.
>>37494002
bruh these exfatty chicks that go hard on the lower body end up having 10/10 high test bodies wtf is going on
>>37496979
Recently I had a chance to spend some time with a big group of my acquaintances - shirtless.
Holy fuck, I was the best looking one, despite me being a real DYEL who only ever does bodyweight shit.
Average person looks horrible. They have literally no physical activity. Even those who don't let themselves totally go are weak faggots.
>>37493626
1>2>4>3
only this is correct
>>37498807
>implying he roided
>synthol/10
![Cole_miller_2011[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yD52kbC.jpg "Cole_miller_2011[1].jpg")
>>37498792
>>37498803
I wonder if the netherlands or korea would think im hungry skellington.
I dont actually think I turn heads, was mocking the obese.
Is pic related skeleton? Cole Miller, UFC, 6'1 150 +-5. Decent record.
>>37494002
A N A L
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>>37498770
Excuses: the post
College is the easiest time of your life. Blaming exams for not lifting is fucking pitiful.
>>37497599
4-4 u.
>>37498968
>Is "magrinho" a skeleton?
Yes?
>>37499005
Confirmed for liberal arts major manlet.
>>37494002
>>37498973
who is this attractive young lady
>>37493598
No because beach body is DYEL body
>>37499316
Work. Id rather be him then "The Mountain" in modern society.
>>37498438
a-rod went progressively down hill after dating madona and leaving the mariners.
>>37494002
>>37495761
> when u eat ur own cum for gains
>>37493598
No I'm a fat fuck who doesn't even lift
I look good by normal people standards but I'm still DYEL as hell. Could be worst I guess
>>37498923
Muh dik concurs
>>37493598
not even close desu
>>37493836
Unless you're fat. Then no, you're not ready.
>>37494002
Somewhere some guy has fucked her so many times he's sick of it and he's wondering if all the sex is worth putting up with her bullshit and drama.
Why can't I ever be that fucking guy?!
>>37497668
red flag, yeah for sure, if its covering everything all over her body and its completely random and thoughtless.
the only red flag im getting here is that shes a bit of a bimbo, and doesnt really think too deep about life.
>>37500562
you can easily be that guy. just be prepared to give up your soul, your dignity and your wallet. girls like that will easily take everything you have away from you, give you some great sex, then leave
>>37498438
Not that I think roids are a good idea but that looks like synthol to me.
With traps like that I bet he naps comfortably on airplanes without even needing one of those donut things.
#worth it
>>37494202
>Nah
never gonna make it
>>37493894
literally fukken ruined
>>37493598
#2 is a womanlet
>>37494002
You may need to change your bone structure to pull that one off femanon.
>>37496462
Someone took the time to make that gif....
>>37495817
KEK
Honestly he looks pretty good but his shoulders are too big
>>37494002
>>37494002
Her big toes are really huge.
Almost everyone on /fit/ is beach body ready if they are Amerifats. I live in America, and despite being just out of dyel mode still had the best body on the beach a week ago in Florida. The bar is low, abs and a v shape is all it takes my brehs.
Me on the left
>>37498452
absolutely.
this is achievable in 1.5 years with a proper diet and routine.
>>37495761
SOO MUCH JELLY IN HERE
You look great man. Maybe hit your forearms a bit more.
Mirin.
Mfw 8pck
>>37496302
Holy shit, it looks like someone click and dragged his pecs down too far
>>37498438
His tattoo changes sides. That's how fucking strong he is.
>>37498770
>fucking exams
This is the most pathetic excuse someone can come up with.
>>37493906
>>37498101
My niggas
>>37498138
You're dumb
>>37493598
yes eh no yes
>>37502296
the true ranking is 4>1>2>3
height trumps tits
>>37502626
also her posture is 10,000x better than the others
>>37495529
With that mouth breathing face, it doesnt matter if you're beach body or not you facelet
>>37493598
1423
>>37501284
they're all lifting a foot up because its a cute girl pose
>>37493598
Well i kinda look like a whale so i guess you could put me on a beach
It's the start of winter you autist
>>37501552
You really didn't have to respond to yourself.
>>37504572
???
>>37504206
Oh so its cute in girl logic.
>>37495767
Mirin hard breh
>No homo
>>37493598
Bulking over winter :))
Still have 6 more months to get ready
Feels good to be /southhemisphere/
>>37493598
these girls all look old
>>37505520
They didn't wear sunscreen
>>37500612
>give you some great sex
I doubt it. She'd be a starfish for sure. If you mean it would feel great to fuck jer amazing body then you may as well save some money and buy a Fuck Me Silly™ or a Fuck My Big Black Ass™
>>37498770
Is that an old pic of Megan? If that's her now I'm impressed.
>>37499005
>>37502004
you don't know what real exams are if you don't understand how people can give up exercising and diet to study more effectively
>>37498770
nigga that's bullshit. i lifted and ate clean/hit my macros all throughout exams and the lowest exam grade i received was a B+
>>37498495
How can I develop rear delts?
>>37493598
Im fat. Skinny fat
>>37494461
is she? give name
>>37493877
>>37493738
>>37494780
>>37493894
>>37496397
I doubt she would judge your fedoras, why judge her tattoo?
