>its the scoop is at the bottom of the powder episode
1. Close container.
2. Shake like a MADMAN
3. Open container.
4. If scoop is not visible, return to step 1
>not saving the scoop from the previous tub
>not just saving all your scoops from previous tubs
>not using a scale to weigh the powder in the first place
>>37449489
>The last scoop of the tub
>Turning the tub upside down will ensure the powder sticks on the rim
>Only way it will come out is either by shaking the tub and spilling powder everywhere or scooping it gram after gram
Reeee
>>37449790
what?
You just weigh one scoop's worth to find out how many grams per scoop.
What kind of autist weighs it every time he makes a shake?
If you dont round the scoop, it varies by less than a gram
>>37449489
>not mixing in sugar to bring it up to a full 4 scoops
>>37449798
Put shaker cup in sink.
Dump that shit everywhere.
Rinse the remainder down the sink
>>37449838
>Rinse the remainder down the sink
I absolutely loathe wasting food, it really rubs me the wrong way
I just cut the tub perpendicular to its axis to drop the powder in a class/shaker fast, but it is a hassle
>>37449776
Saves me everytime desu
>>37449489
MORE SCOOPS COME ON
>>37449489
>wet hand under faucet
>push hand into powder and dig out scoop
>throw scoop away
>lick hand like a lolli
>>37449859
>cut the tub perpendicular to its axis
Am I really the only one not getting this?
>>37450010
Cut it so that the cut part looks like a circle, not a rectangular
Cut it halfway through its height
>>37449489
Has no one actually mentioned mixing the last scoop with water/milk. Shake it. Then drinking from the tub?
Grab your remaining scoops from a new tub.
>not buying prepackaged scoops
>not having a pile of 200 empty scoops in your kitchen
>>37450079
Pls, a drawing
>>37449489
>using the powdered jew
>>37449952
1 scoop? 2 scoops? How many?
>>37449971
>lick hand like a lolli
>loli
>>37450169
>4 in the morning
>16 intra workout
>4 in the evening
>>37450186
I honestly pictured anon in a little pink dress and pigtails there
>>37450123
Where to get?
I just opened a fresh can of C4 earlier. So powdery. got it all over the inside of my car trying to pour that shit into a water bottle without a funnel.
>>37450210
Wtf. Get a shaker bottle you fuck.
>>37449812
I dont, but if i have a scale just in case. Especially in situations where i only want to use 3/4 or some other fraction of the powder say for a recipe or something.
>HE DOESNT POUR WATER INTO THE TUB AND SHAKE IT TO GET EVERY DROP OF THAT PROTEIN
>>37450239
Shaker bottle for PWO? Dumb af.
>>37450210
Are you retarded?
>>37450239
>>37450257
Summer's really here, isn't it?
TFW the protein powder tastes awful.
>>37450210
SCOOPS IN YOUR CAR? CMON
>>37450160
I feel sorry for myself that I even bothered this much
>>37450253
>He doesn't scrape out the inside of his egg shells with a spoon to get every drop of that protein
>not having a swiss army scoop attached to your wallet chain
COME ON
>>37450169
Red scoop blue scoop
>>37450261
Was that supposed to be in insult? kek.
breh school ended 8 years ago.
>>37450285
i just eat eggs with shells on
waste none of that protein
>>37450280
So you cut it in a straight line across the tub to reach the bottom half. Why the fuck was that so hard to explain?
>>37450300
>i are genyus i finish school 8 year ago ; )
>can't grasp even basic memes
>>37450302
1) can we use the word across if it makes a circle? I mean you are across the road but walk around the block, not across the block
2) it wasn't hard to explain, you just are too dumb to understand. Sorry.
>>37450327
The important thing was I didn't take a shower that day.
>>37449489
>It's a random free sample of orange tangy tropical fruit punch twist lemon flavoured pre-workout in the tub episode.
>>37450327
What do you use to cut the tubs?
>>37450285
>He doesn't just suck whole eggs out of a chicken cloaca every night
are there actually people on /fit/ not doing this
>It's the anon has come to terms with his preworkout addiction episode
>>37450365
Just a knife. Stab and drag through tub. Not any more though, I buy from MP now and they come in bags. Haven't finished my first yet, dunno how it behaves when trying to get that last scoop.
>>37449489
>>37449776
>>37449790
>>37449798
>not just grabbing a tablespoon from the drawer and digging the goddamned scoop out like a proper tool-user
Seriously, can you guys even walk and breathe at the same time?
>>37450461
>Misreading >>37449798
Can YOU walk and breathe at the same time?
>>37450501
Yeah I can asshole, ask your mom about that.
>>37449798
>put on lid
>shake upside down vigorously
>remove lid while tub still upside down
>empty lid into shaker/glass/whatever
Honestly, do you guys even know how to think?
How are you ever going to get a girlfriend when you can't even figure out simple mechanical problems like this? Girlfriends are complicated!
>>37449489
Take a knife and fish around the bucket famila
>>37450547
Epic
>>37450352
Yes.jpg
Step 1. Scoop protein into shaker that you can get for $2 at walmart.
Step 2. Place scoop back into container, I know you want to penetrate the powder but you must fight the urge.
Step 3. Repeat.
>>37450310
>>37450292
You take the blue scoop, you train and gain whatever you want to gain, take the red scoop, and I'll show you how far the natty gains go
>>37449971
>throw scoop away
kek
>>37450828
>tfw I started browsing /b/ during summer in highschool
>>37450828
>a-a-actually i t-think you'll find that the s-summer meme is i-inaccurate and actually i-i'm just an ordinary retard who didn't get the joke and now i'm overcompensating to assuage my b-butthurt
pretty poor showing bro
>>37449489
Why don't you get your protein from a dead pig like a real man
>>37450327
AUTISM
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>>37449824
Nice meme
>>37450327
You explained it quite clearly, but big words like "perpendicular" and "axis" that you learn in elementary school still confuse people
