What's the most devilish thing you've done at the gym?
>borrow a towel
>keep it instead
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>>37445201
>upper day
>see swag fag trying to squat
>doing 185# in nike running shoes
>go to squat rack next to him when he is resting
>load 2 pl8, squat while making full eye contact
>unload and go back to bench
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>see pajeet doing diddlys with rounded back and hitching
>he finishes and sees me
>give him a thumbs up and walk off
>redistribute clips so everyone has to go around looking for a second one
>>37445201
>decide to do some pull ups
>do chin ups instead to confuse my muscles
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>>37445201
Drink from another dude's waterbottle. I didn't even know him.
He saw me and gave me a weird look, understandably.
someone was squatting and I went to give the bar the good old lickaroo
>>37445201
Threw a guys towel on the floor
He was wiping his face with it earlier
>>37446676
>load up for a squat
>unrack the bar and go down
>at the bottom of the rep drop the bar on the safeties
>start doing push-ups right there in the squat rack
My triceps are still traumatized 6 months later
>>37445201
Lifted
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>>37446718
Best ones
>>37446718
Fuck you someone old guy did this to me once and I was pissed
Fuck you, Bob
>never swipe in at the front desk
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>Fattie McFat in the office keeps making remarks
>"OMG Anon what's your secret, you look so skinny!"
>Well, you see, I realized how important it was to eat lots and lots and lots of healthy whole grains like bread, brown rice, and wheat pasta. Three or four servings per meal, even if I'm feeling full. The good carbs flush out all the toxins and give you natural, healthy energy.
>>37445201
>40 lbs barbell is missing.
>do barbell curls... with the OWL bar... OF AND IN the squat rack.
>>37445201
fart in a friend's face while spotting him for a set of 5-150kg bench- on his 4th rep
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Holy shit kek'd so hard
stole someone's clips when the went to get a drink
Spit on the water fountain
>>37445291
>borrow a towel
>rub it all over my sweaty dick
>return it
>guy is confused as fuck
>"I didn't lend you my towel"
>>37445201
i smeared a little bit of shit on a dumbell
kek
>in japan for vacation
>go to bathhouse thats very out of the way
>a white dude like me has probably never stepped foot in there before
>walk into changing room with my shoes on
>dont wash myself off before getting in the water
>show off my gaijin dick that's bigger than any of theirs
>pee in the water then leave without paying
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Kek
There's always this group of 5-6 high school kiddos that come in about the same time everyday and only do bench press and bicep curls. They take the only bench for a fucking hour and a half, all the regulars hate them, but we can't do anything cause they're related to the owner. I've started timing my workouts for 10 minutes ahead of theirs just so I can spend an hour squatting instead of letting them use it. This has happened three times now and each time they've left after ten minutes of waiting.
Start opening unlocked lockers
> find a locker and see a pair of jeans
> instantly reach for back pocket
> score a wallet
> take money
> repeat until basically get caught
>> some kid walked in and I had to pretend that it was my locker and tried to act cool went through the bag and found paper money and got out.
Never again unless I get desperate
>gym has 10 10 lbs plates
>take 4 and 4 and make 2 stacks
>place 5 45s on top of the stack of 10s
>>37445201
i bully the refugees that are allowed to train for free at my gym and stink it up, are inept to the concept of using towels or trash bins and leave the weights everywhere
i use the fact that they hardly talk german to play mindgames and play them out against each other and the staff against them.
I posted my autistically named tactics two times before, dont really wanna type it all out again
>>37448749
Pls do, i wanna learn from your devilish mindgame technique.
>>37446613
Literally Hitler
>>37448913
maybe some anon made a screencap?
i really have to go to sleep, sry anon
if this thread is still up ill post them tomorrow
>>37448687
kill yourself tho
>>37446558
>trying to bully with 2pl8
faggot
>>37445201
>Gym receptionist comes up a few times a day, loudly says to remember to rerack weights (people in my gym have terrible etiquette)
>Go one day
>Microload on my barbell exercises by getting plates and microplates from unattended benches instead of the plate rack
>Naturally rack everything in the proper place when I'm done
>Receptionist comes up
>No weights lying around for her to need and tidy up except a couple DBs
Poor girl didn't know what hit her. Still chuckling to myself when I remember my M I S C H I E V O U S N E S S
I always rip the most nasty farts as I walk past people. Guess eating a dozen eggs every morning will do that.
I've seen people literally stop a set of squat/bench and gag.
Hilarious.
>>37448687
I sense that you are black
>last Friday
>couple faggots fucking around
>no fucking clue what they're doing
>trying to power clean on Smith machine
>bicep curls on Smith machine
>they're all wearing belts like they're hot shit
>have to take hot shit
>must finish set of dips
>fart while dipping
>I can't fucking breathe
>they're in my line of travel to the shitter
>walk in between them
>let out another sewage fart
>walk back through them
>another atomic fart
>see their faces
>they leave
>guy sees me giving gym bro gear
>asks if I could hook him up
>order in Estradiol
Fuck normies
>>37448969
The toilet terrorist strikes again, thanks to you.
>>37449502
underrated kek, but you have to get him on some spironolactone, too. then you have have qt trap gymbro
>>37445201
Walked away from this guy who was trapped underneath a 185lb. barbell.
Fucker deserved it
>>37446842
I do that too
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When I open a locker without a lock and there is someones shit in there I leave the locker wide open.
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put vasoline on the barbells
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>>37447653
Why the fuck would you do this?
>>37448749
Dude, I've seen your posts before. You're obsessed. Get over it and stop being an asshole.
>>37447650
Top kek
>>37450876
How does one simply?
>>37445201
One time I licked a dudes elbow while he was squaring because you can't feel it but he probably saw me in the mirror idk lol
Gymbuddy pissed me off one day so I fucked my boyfriend in the ass on chest day then made sure to run for and get my balls nice and sweaty.
Mfw he stops breathing when I spot him now and his PR drops by 90
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>>37446613
>using clips
>grab the gym's two sets of 2.5s
>begin squat routine
>work up to 3pl8 while reading about
>LAVEYAN SATANISM on my phone between sets
>put the 2.5s back on the 45 slot
>rerack the 3 45s over top
>tip my conical hat to the line of people waiting to squat and leave
>>37450968
Pls don't listen to this guy. He is probably American and don't know the shit we have to take because of refugees.
>>37448749
Thanks you anon, you're doing a public service
>>37448749
Keep it up friend.
>>37450968
Go back to your sandbox ahmed
>>37448749
Thank you for your service
>>37448913
Basically, from what I remember
>Take ahmed's towel off the bench or whatever and tell the receptionist
>Do some stupid shit and blame it on the shitskins who can't explain it since they don't know the language
>Take massive shits and blame the shitskins
It was pretty lulzy desu but there was more than this, or maybe it's not even the same guy.
>>37448687
You are a fucking degenerate
>>37445201
>use gym 6 days a week
>don't pay gym membership
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>>37446558
that's just embarrassing kek
>Hog all the 2.5kg weights in the summer when the skellies want to train
>Do whatever exercises I can using ONLY 2.5kg plates
>When they have the courage to ask if I still need the weight I tell them yes even if they can clearly see otherwise
>One fucker tried to take them when I wasn't looking, put the strongest clips in the gym on the bar and he wasn't able to take them off due to his weak grip
>Shower and shitter are placed in line at my gym, you can't get to the shitter without going through the shower first
>Whenever I take a shit there I let the shower run
>Take 1 hour shits every time I can
>Me and this other guy at the gym somehow came to an unspoken agreement to drop the weights and breathe heavily, just act like retarded animals whenever skellies are around
>They always get scared and move to the other side of the gym slowly despite the fact that we don't even pay them any attention
It's pretty fun tee-bee-aych
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Actually made me laugh
>>37446558
This every day
>>see lanky nigger deadlifting 1pl8 with terrible form trying to impress his gf
>>after his two sets load up to 4pl8 and murder it 5x5 with perfect form despite being a 5"7' manlet
>>37453503
... And then they both (him and his white gf) burst out laughing in the middle of a fuck when they remember "lol that overcompensating shortie who tried to impress someone in the gym earlier today?"
t. /pol/
>>37448687
imagine doing this as a grown ass man, smdh
>>37453468
for you i mean, not for the guy minding his own business :) x
>>37448749
>bullying people who have no way of knowing or understanding gym etiquette
Shithead.
>>37448687
i confronted a dyel asian who i saw trying to take my dipping belt from my bag which i left in a locker
>go to get other belt for diddlys
>see manlet gook walking away with what looks like my dipping belt
>check bag, it is
>go after him, tap him on the shoulder
>"hey kid, what are you doing with my belt?"
>"i was j-j-just" (he actually fucking stuttered too)
>take the belt off him, warn him not to touch my stuff ever again, give him a dirty look and walk off
>this was about 2 months ago, not seen him at the gym since
good, one less gook hogging the flat bench
>>37447653
>take a preworkout fap in the bathroom
>forget to wash hands
>hands feel all sticky and slimy
>go to the dumbell rack and wipe my hands on the dumbell
>later see pajeet pick up my cumbell to do curls
About once a week I'll steal a 2.5 plate.
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Hero
>>37453549
they're a bunch of parasites and you expect him to be nice lmao
>Eat nothing all day
>go to mcdicks order a shitton of food
>loudly and messily consume it all while all the fatties stare.
>Tell my friend "wow it's great we've got good genetics we can eat here everyday and never get fat"
>get an ice cream cone on the whey out
>Fatties viisibly triggered
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>>37448913
alright ill post some but can some anon pls screencap so it can be posted again in the future?
>the toilet terrorist
ill go to the toilet right after a refugee and make an absolute disgusting mess, shitting on the floor, peeing everywhere and smearing my shit around. Then ill go to the staff and tell them "hey i just wanted to go to the toilet but... well i guess you just gotta see it yourself. This guy was in there before me, and its really horrible"
The first time the girl just looked sad and cleaned it up, but the second time the trainer mumbled "fucking pigs" and went on to yell the shit out of the guy who had no idea what was going on and forced him to clean it all up
>the towel thief
A refugee was using the bench, and wasnt paying attention for a second. So i stole his towel, threw it in the corner and started benching. Once he complained in his goat fucker talk and sign language, i just stood up and loudly proclaimed that i was here first and that you have to wait your turn for things in germany. It all turned awkward very fast for him and he walked away with his head hanging
>the sweat snitch
None of the refugees used towels in the beginning, so now the gym has a strict policy of not allowing you to train that day if you didnt bring a towel. I make it a sport to steal towels of refugees who are on the water fountain or just not looking and then rat them out on the gym staff who makes them leave.
They totally panic and yell in broken german, but noone understands what is going and just assumes they are agressive so even the other gym goers suport the staff and basically physically remove these guys. Its just an awesome spectacel to watch
>the lumbar destroyer
Syrians are desperate for german friends, because noone likes them and after half a year here, most of them havent even spoken to a german, let alone having german friends. So i found a group that never talks to the other guys
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>>37453616
I love this
>>37453633
Sometimes I even bring it to the gym and eat in the rest area behind the treadmills.
: ^ )
>>37453625
So i befriended that group and told them that they also have to train legs if they dont want people to think they are retarded. Bringing this point across was hard as fuck, since they dont make an effort to learn german and dont even speak basic english like every other human being in this world. But i did it. I then showed them deadlifts for their legs and made sure they all rouned their back, giving them thumbs up and pats on the back now everytime i see them doing rounded back deadlifts with heavy
>the sexual predator
I have to give you a litle backstory on this one:
I was waiting for the showers to get free with my gymbro and me, when two syrians walked past us, looked into the shower, looked at us, and positioned themselves between us and the showers. I patted one of them on the shoulder, telling him we were here first. He didnt even react. I patted him again at the shoulder, and he turned to us smiled heartily and said "sorry i dont speak german" in german, then turned around again. I was about to fucking explode, when one of the showers got empty and this guys just sprints over there and looks at us with a shit eating smile.
So what i did is i told my gf about this, and she hates refugees too. We went to the gym satff together, and she told them how these two guys went into the womens locker room, and went into the showers to creep on her. She told the staff that she wouldnt go to the police and post about this on social media, effectively ruining the gyms reputation, if they would get thrown out out forever. Of course the gym never doubted her story after the mass sexual assaults on new years eve and these guys are now banned for life
I hope my actions lead to all refugees being banned in my gym one day. On this day i will be able to train without gagging form the smell, i will be able to use a bench without having to wipe down syrian sweat from it, and girls will wear sexy stuff again because no syrians will make them uncomfortable anymore
>>37450876
After looking at this for a minute with a straight face I burst out laughing, there are tears in my eyes and I cannot stop.
>>37453722
Proud German master race resorts to lying and kindergarden tricks. No wonder we fucked you up in WW2 like a bunch of pucciboys you are)
>>37453722
You're the hero that Germany needs.
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>>37453625
Thanks for the effort of posting it again, maybe i can put those to good use.
>>37453722
wew lad hope you feel proud of yourself posting your great accomplishments on 4chin
I finally have a story to contribute.
>2am workout due to NEET life
>Doing seated dumbell OHP
>See asian behind me loading up plates on the smith machine and setting up to bench press
>Loaded up 100kg which judging by his body he clearly will not even budge 1 rep
>mfw
>Watch him in the mirror unclip the smith machine only to have 100kg crash onto him
>Can hear him squeaking for help
>>No matter
>Continue my next set watching him in the mirror flailing around for help
>pretend to see him for the first time and slowly walk over to help him
>Tell him he should have said something not just sit there
>>37450876
I want to see the face of the person who did this.
What kind of person would do that.
Who thinks of this.
>>37453751
exact same
>>37453810
I hope this isn't real. Probably why you're a neet permavirgin
>Rerack the weights so in order to get the 5 or 10kg plates you need to unrack 20's
>Always hide a dumbbell in an odd place or a box usually out of laziness to walk across the gym to put it back
>Turn the volume up to maximum on any cardio machine I use only to watch some grill blow out her tempanic membrane
>let in people who don't have a keycard knowing I will see their pictures up on wall for stealing
>if people are loud in a group I will bring a yoga mat right by their group and start doing planks and farting
>>37445201
I've been writing GAY on the sign-in sheet next to my gym rival's name. He's thought it was someone else and not me doing it so far.
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>>37453860
Seriously you soft cunt?
>>37451812
you forgot to say no homo
>>37453810
Thank you for using mfw correctly. Good posting form.
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>>37453722
> ahmed brings towel
> take towel
> take massive shits
> blame ahmed
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no, friendo, you are the shitskin here
grow a pair underneath that pencil dick and fight
>>37453936
My pleasure anon
>>37447813
I lol'd
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>>37453979
>they think physical confrontation is better than making them refugees realize noone likes them, noone will ever be nice to them and they will never fit in here
brains over brawn, guys
what do you even want me to do? Go to jail for murder because i dont like my country's immigration policy? Sure you keyboard warriors can fantacize about race wars etc. but in real life, physical confrontation will fuck your comfy life up. Gotta be smarter than that.
>>37453778
No problem friendo. Just remember to find someones weakness and use it relentlessly. In this case it was the language barrier, in other cases it can be peoples willingness to let other people walk over them (classic bullying) or a authorities willingness to look the other way
>>37453616
>on the whey out
Kek
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>>37453722
Good work anon. Europe will awaken. Deus Vult!
>>37453722
Are the fugees seriously that bad? You would think they would be grateful, even shy in a new country who has given them so much.
>>37453503
That would be a good story except lifting heavy weight sooner is easier if you are not a man.
At 5'7 a 4 plate deadlift for reps is practically standard, but you will never get it much higher.
>>37454044
warrior, who uses literal shit as his weapon, accuses others of being keyboard warriors, top kek
also assuming that there is no other way rather than lying like a pucciboi he is, or KILLING AND GOING TO JAIL
ever heard of civilized ways of doing things, monkey? i bet you are a second generation turk, who thinks he is now german all of a sudden
just assume personal responsibility for everything that happens in your life, instead of accusing government and other people like a whiny bitch
until then, get back to /pol/
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>liking refugees
>>37454106
there's those and those
i have a syrian in my mma gym whos the nicest dude ever.
My mother teaches german to syrians and most of the time not even one third shows up to class. When she goes to some govermental institution with them, they basically say this: "my house was destroyed in war, build me a new one". When asked what they have ever done to germany, they look like you just insulted their mom.
Theres a lot of rapes (look up cologne new years eve) and they think german women are readily available because they dont cover every inch of their body.
>>37453722
Gods work brah, gods work
>>37454139
cuckold race traitor kill yourself
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>>37454106
Maybe the guy did it cuz anon always fucks with them? But when they fuck with anon, anon goes and cries like abitch.
>>37454115
Tryhard insecurity post right here boyyyys
>>37449305
glorious protos farts!
>Contracted the AIDS virus years ago.
>Went to gym
>Stalked some guy working out
>A regular
>One day waited for him to goto the bathroom
>He left his bottle
>Took it behind the alley
>Cut my hand open
>Dripped some aid liquid inside
>returned it before he came back to lift
>watched him take a sip
>jizzed in my pants
>i think he's dead now.
>>37448749
If I would actually go to a gym (training at home) and they would hand out free memberships to refugees I would probably do the same, those people are the definition of parasites, walking around with money that they didn't work a single day for, harrassing girls and feeling like they're the kings of this God forsaken country (germoney), I swear to god, I will probably start some shit with those shitskins one day.
Under any normal circumstances I would say that this is terrible behaviour, but seeing first hand how these people are an how it will only get worse over time, you have my full support.
Godspeed anon
>>37445201
Suck dicks
Not gym but
>gf always lays on the couch when I go have a shower and huffs and puffs when I come back and want to sit down
>feeling a bit gassy
>leave her a present as I get up
>>37448749
good job anon, ignore these disgusting cucks and continue doing God's work
>>37454106
are you kidding?
99% of them are fucking animals with no culture whatsoever
>be me
>watch the news
>"hundreds of refugees from Africa died when they tried to reach Europe in a shitty boat"
>laugh out loud
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>doing bench press today
>Do face pulls 3x15 first to warm up my shoulders
>Some DYEL goes to the only empty bench, sits down, and starts using the barbell for wrist curls
>Finish up my last set
>Go over, tell him I as using that
>He leaves
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>AIDS virus
>>37445201
A tonne of refugees just started going to my gym as a part of a community outreach thing
I've been messing with them subtly if anyone's interested?
>Some guy is doing squats with his girlfriend
>Lmao this guy's squat is my working curl weight
>I pause my music and go over, ask to work in, proceed to curl
>He's looking at me and got a bit of a flush, hemad
>His girlfriend wasn't even looking at me and he tells her >>I could probably beat this lanky fucker, just look at him
>I wasn't even struggling with the weight and am much more well built than him, he has 0 definition, is skinnyfat with a belly
It was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life desu and it made me feel
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>>37450876
Farewell sides
>fapped in the gym sauna and mixed my cum with the sauna water
>>37455356
i can do better.
>at the gym showers
>has dispensable liquid dettol soap
>remove all the dettol
>take bottle home
>jack into it for a few days
>mix water so it doesnt harden
>go back to the gym
>place it back
>i watch as every jock and fat cunt rubs my cum all over their face
>>37448687
Disgusting behaviour
> Cardio room so no weights allowed
> Wait for my friend there
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>>37445201
Not really a bully but I accidentally got this guy banned from the gym.
>be me
>doing Madcow 5x5 at gym
>walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill
>going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow
>want to encourage him
>start to press up on the speed and incline
>he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please"
>I say "use your words chubs. Please what?"
>he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard
>at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill
>a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened
>I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies
>he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me
>I say I came over to try and help him
>PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership
>also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall
>>37448687
You better be dead now. Just sayin
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>not really a bully
>>37445201
>put 500lbs on the bar in the squat rack before i left for a vacation
>tfw the gym at that time was full of new years resolution fags
Me and my boys showed up to the boneyard to do some squats and there was this dyel asian kid on our rack squatting like 95lbs. We all approached him and he started to pack up all of his stuff but I stopped him and said "Oh nah it's okay bud, you can work in with us." Then I loaded up a couple of plates on each side, smirked and said "Better yet, why don't we work in with you??" He looked confused and nervous. I nodded at one of my boys and he loaded up 3 more plates on one side. I picked up the dyel kid and put him on the bar ass first on the other side (he weighs roughly 135lbs) and me and my bros took turns squatting him for reps. A couple of qt cardio bunnies walked by and were laughing their asses off watching him go up and down. He looked like he was actually getting a workout, he was sweating like crazy. Haven't seen him since. Devilish heh heh.
>said I was lifting for the race war
>actually a nu-male with black friends
>>37455505
>tells this story like it happened
>clearly didn't happen
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Storytime I guess.
>go to gym
>been going to this particular one for a year
>there's this guy there, we'll call him Dennis
>Dennis is the one bad thing about this fucking place
>has a gigantic gut and hasn't changed in a year
>does retarded shit like 400 reps on a rowing machine on the lowest setting and then brags about it
>sometimes even falls asleep on machines for 30 minutes straight
>gym owner won't kick him out because no one's sure if this guy is mental or not
>anyways, walk into gym on leg day fuck yeah
>Dennis is there on the leg press
>after a year this guy is still doing just 2pl8 presses
>does maybe 30 reps and then gets up bragging and hollering about it
>jesus christ
>while he's busy talking to the gym owner and losing his pump I drink my pre-workout and start warmups
>finish warmups and get to leg press
>Dennis is still talking
>notices me about to do leg press
>"Watch out boy, you might wanna take a plate off!"
>it's still just got the two plates each side
>without a word I just stack on 3 more plates each side and a 35 just as a fuck you
>start set
>Dennis just stands there awkward and silent
>mfw almost busted a vein between pressing and trying not to laugh
Found a new max weight at least.
>>37455216
Post, and for God's sake do more, I can't even begin to imagine how they would behave if they had some more confidence in themselves, I hate when they try to act like they have a place here and can act smug and aggressive toward actual people so much.
>>37455997
Are you kidding me? That is such an obvious shop even 9fags must've been able to tel
>>37455216
breh im the one anon posting his tactics, pls post yours so we can learn from each other for maximum bully
>>37446879
I feel your pain, same goes for abos in Australia, refugees gonna be in the big city's soon
>>37455662
They all say that, it's part of the meme
>>37447813
> white
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>>37454745
Nothing happens if you eat aids unless he had an open wound in his mouth
>>37456136
kek
>>37456343
>Biggest know dicks in the world are all white
>All the previous known biggest dicks were also from young people
Oh no, mister nigger, your only perceived advantage is gone, what shall you do now?
Suck multiple dicks
>mfw the manager got angry bec its his job
Vedilish
>>37453661
Absolute madman
>>37450968
C U C K
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>>37453722
What part of Germany is this? I'm going to the Nuremburg are for school after this year. I want a refugee free gym too
>>37445201
>Tell friends 8 scoops should be enough
>I take 9 scoops a day
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>>37455997
>>37450876
oooooh man
I'm fucking crying
>>37456500
> being so insecure that you had to reply
>grasping at dic- i mean straws
I like to get in the change room and get a raging semi whenever the Filipino cleaning ladies are in there.
>>37445201
Spent 40 minutes to do 5 sets of squats using the only incline bench(gym didnt have a squat rack)
Normies can wait
>>37449102
underrated
full of pajeets at 2am. Go up to every single one of them as they begin their shitty lightweight sets and ask them if they are done with the weights until they give up and leave.
>>37456136
What part of devilish dont you understand retard
>>37454944
I did the same but it was in bed, was a shit not a fart and there's no gf
>>37455467
>Decline bench press
>Do it anyway
>I live in a high density Pajeet town in the UK.
>Find sign on Internet, print it off and laminate it.
>Put sign in gym toilet
>Laugh manically
>Sadly reflect that it was probably the most outrageous thing i had done in a long time
>>37450876
Impressive but ancient.
>>37446558
>2 pl8
>>37453722
So why didn't you throw the shitskin out of the showers and claim what is rightfully yours? Why involve your gf in this which well eventually make her a target for mudslim rape? Why do you harm others around you with your cowardice?
I'm all for bullying shitskins but you're literally no better than them.
>>37457607
go home Dennis.
>>37450876
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>37445201
>Masturbate (edged) before gym
>didnt wash hands after
>didnt wipe equipment after use, leave equipment covered in sweat and precum
>guy next to me is doing some weird chestpress machine that i cant be bothered to make sense of
>loading up bar for shrugs
>take a plate off of the machine thinking it was the part where you rack the weights
>it was actually the part where you load ip weight
>look this guy dead in the eye while stealing his plate and smile not.knowing what i have done
>tfw im a gym bully by accident
>>37453549
>no way of knowing or understanding gym etiquette
That's their bussiness to learn before they join, not ours. That's just as childish excuse as "oh I didn't know it was illegal to steal in this country".
>>37454745
Should have just injected the AIDs in his butt like the regular route
>>37445201
I got a home gym famino :^^)
>>37450876
my sides omg
>>37450876
You people laughin at this do realize someone's middle aged father of four has to deal with this ?? It's not funny, it's autistic. It's your dad in there cleaning up that poop hammock....
>>37448595
>group of guys using the bench to bench press
>you take it and start doing squats
What
>>37453722
So basically you are bragging about being a tattle tale who runs to gym staff to complain. I hope you get stabbed by a rusty knife by a refugee. Your country is being overrun and destroyed yet all you do is play silly self destructive games that inconvenience the German gym staff. You are pathetic.
>>37454044
Lollll
Goes to gym to train
Yet says use brains over brawn when referring to pooping and pissing on stalls and getting girlfriend to fight his battles. You are soooo autistic. Fucking Germans, America should have properly enslaved you people after ww2. You will forever be remembered as the xenophobic losers of both great wars who now let themselves be cycles by Arabs to make up for being Jew haters sixty years ago. Pathetic eurocucks.
>>37453569
I had a brown fellow trying to plunder my bag while I was refilling my water bottle. Saw him rummage through it from across the gym, and shouted OI OI OI LITTLE SAMBO THERE THAT'S MY FUCKING BAG GET YOUR THIEVING HANDS OUT OF THERE AND SHOW THEM TO ME
Everyone was looking at him and he got scared off shortly after.
I'm lucky I'm not from an English-speaking country, I doubt many people caught the little Sambo reference, and the ones that did kept their mouths shut.
All these faggots so fucking buttmad over >>37448687
>>37448973
If you leave your shit unsecured, maybe you should kys
>>37453442
A REAL fucking degenerate leaves their shit unsecured and complains when it's stolen
>>37453528
Imagine being a grown ass man and not using a lock
>>37455445
Its pretty fucking disgusting that there are people who enable crimes to happen
I dont know what's worse, having my shit stolen cause im stupid and irresponsible and literally enabling crime to happen, or committing the crime
Personal belongings are a personable responsibity.
He wasnt cutting locks you lazy faggots
Buy a fucking lock.
>walking to gym
>accidentally step in dog shit
>walk into gym
>wipe it all over asian dyel in tank top
>he's like "WHAT FUCK? WHAT MATTER WIF YOU??"
>put hands on hips, turn my head sideways and in my Steve urkel voice I shout out "uh oh, did I do that?"
>smile and walk away
Devilish
>>37454106
they barely resemble humans, i am not kidding; i wish they get deported very soon, all of them even women and children, let these fucking animals rot in the turkish desert. All they do is bring crime and sexual assault. DEUS VULT
>>37461377
I hope this is fake, cus if it isn't, you're just a faggot
>>37445201
Suck copious amounts of dicks
>memebership ends
>on the last day pretend to have forgot the card and ask the girl to let me in
>she knows me so she does
>it's friday so renevew my mebership on monday
>saved 3 days of membership
>>37445201
rerack my weights, and wipe down the bench.
because i'm not a fucking degenerate prick.
>>37448687
Faggot
>>37460949
You're really going to defend a guy for stealing because they didn't lock their shit up?
You shouldn't be stealing shit from lockers in the first place. I mean, if they just saw it laying around then OKAY take it. But if you're intentionally looking for shit, then you're just a faggot
>>37461467
It's not. He had to leave when other members were complaining of the smell kek.
>>37461541
Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely leave my weights on the bar and dumbbells on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even rerack them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.
>mfw I see beta dyels rerack my weights like the cockroaches they are.
>>37446842
this and use fire escape exit to enter and exit gym
>>37460949
You're a faggot too
>>37461663
Actually it's more like they just can't be bothered engaging with someone as clearly stupid as you seem to be. It's not the fear of physical pain more than the fear of having to listen to the shit you'd no doubt talk.
>>37461663
It's okay, I'd rerack your weights after adding a couple plates and finishing my sets but yeah.
stay mad skelly.
>>37461704
Kek best to just rerack my weights like the rest of the dyels cupcake.
>door requires a key that the gym gives members
>have the key
>still wait for someone else to open the door and sneak through
>>37461663
you're delusional if you think they're not reracking the weights for you.
>did front squats instead of back squats
>>37461704
>>37461713
>>37461738
Jesus Christ fuck off newdyels.
>tfw wear basketball shorts to the gym
I sometimes "accidentally" drop plates on people's feet if they wear shoes that annoy me (running shoes to lift? Really buddy?). I make sure to only do it to skinnyfat manlets.
I've done it about 4 or 5 times since last september. My victims always act like they've been shot (wtf a 45 lb plate isn't as bad as a bullet) but none of these losers have stepped up to challenge me
>>37461745
why? is that a copy pasta?
>>37453503
win nothing but win here praise us godlets
>>37461765
>being this self-absorbed
Your ego is pathetic
>>37453549
>Shithead.
THE SIGNS ON ARE ON THE WALL YOU NIGGER
>>37461797
>>37461745
ohh it is, sorry im not "hip" with the reddit copypastas man :) x
>>37450876
>>37461839
>Pic 9
>Pic 12
>Comics sans
Trigger warning that shit before you post it you fucking faggot, Jesus
>>37461868
>image.jpg
>un-ironically owns a picture to call out newfags
Are you sure you aren't the newfag?
Hahahahahahaha
>>37453722
A lot of the cucks here are giving you shit but they just don't understand how heavily the cards are stacked against you
This isn't cowardice anons but rather guerrilla warfare, using your God given brains to outwit the shitskin politics
>>37461663
lmao dude you're so fuckin full of yourself
It's more like calling you out on your bs won't do anything because your head is so far up your tight little asshole that you'll just rationalize it as them being weak or w/e when in reality you're just an autistic child who can't follow gym etiquette
>>37461901
>he can't afford an iPhone
>guy asks can he work in
>say yeah but just ignore him
>>37445201
ITT: summer dyels getting triggered.
>>37455218
How much weight was this
>>37461883
Consider yourself warned.
>>37445201
>see dyel approach me to ask to work in
>deliberately pretend i'm unaware he's there and do several high rep drop sets, then immediately go on my phone as soon as i finish while listening to music
>leave guy standing there, clearly too nervous to ask to work in
>continue to ignore him until he goes away
>>37448749
Thanks for service
>>37453722
HERO
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>>37453625
Based Hans
>>37462062
>>37462062
Who and why made this stupid and pointless poster? I mean, someone who will take the time to read it would have respected the rules anyway and the one who is that socially retarded and misbehaved wouldn't even glance at it
Not to mention all the poop and male to female supposed sexual harassment
>>37453516
>this triggered
Wew fucking lad.
>>37455218
>gook with invisible lat syndrome comes in and works up to lmao1pl8 squat
>his gook gf is obviously mirin, he thinks he's hot shit
>go up to him as he's about to do a set, ask to work in
>say "cheers kid" and proceed to OHP his squat weight for 10 easy reps
>he then has to deal with the embarrassment of me loading up more weight than he can squat
>decides he's finished after doing 3 sets
>now have the rack to myself
>>37462062
>sandniggers need to be told not to harass women
>people actually defend these subhumans
>>37462166
what the fuck this is real
there's a whole fucking subreddit where people post how happy they are that niggers are fucking their wives I thought it was all just 4chan memeing what the FUCK is wrong with people
>>37449102
There's a special place in Hell reserved for monsters like you.
>>37462164
Because then you have legal premise to kick them out if they break the rules because they're clearly displayed
>>37456343
What happened to him
>>37462222
Checked
You have no idea, lad...
>>37457907
>thinking anyone gives a shit about your off topic story
Laughinggirls.jpg
>>37462171
this is the only acceptable answer to this thread
it's not even dickish but him/his gf are insta cucked.
most devilish thing you can do at a gym.
>>37462308
That is so sad
What should I do to not have this happen to me?
>>37462421
be a fucking man
>>37462304
car accident some anon said
Thought it was a shoop at first
Could you live like that? I couldn't. I'd need a mask..
>>37446558
>swag fag
>not swaggot
I'm disappointed.
>>37461663
I rerack people's shit so the poor janitors who are very old don't have to. I make a mental note of people like you and as a paramedic, I'll duck out to refill my bottle when you're going 1p8 heavier than normal.
>>37462421
don't be a god damned beta bitch boy, for one
>>37453586
>cumbell
>>37448749
keep doing this
>mfw not washing the public squat plug after use
>>37453625
>>37453722
based germanbro
doing god's work
>>37445201
Squat day
Seeing 2 young men (actually 2-3 years older than me) in bench bitching about how much they can do (100kg only, singles)
Go to bench, without even warming up, 1x5 110kg. get back to squating.
>>37461627
>teach men not to rape
Sjw faggot
>>37455382
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>leave weights on floor
>fuck with bench angle and dont fix it
>move around all the equipment
>remember that i work out at home and nobody else uses the equipment
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>>37462879
>literally scream
>swear loud
>shirtless
>complain about jews shilling my youtube play lists
Home gym master race
>>37447653
you wont make it you are clearly to mentaly fucked up
>>37449261
I feel this man may be correct please confirm
>>37462062
Wow, 4, 5, 6, 10, 11, 13, 15 and 16 are all basic human decency and common sense, holy christ.
>>37460040
>Toilets clogged
>Need to shit
>Instead of making it overflow you wrap it nicely in a poop hammock
U wot?
